Thursday, June 12, 2014

Would You Rather This Or That At Your Mat?

So the cat will have a little fun as we go on a this or that run. What does this or that entail? I guess you will just have to read and not wail. Or you can do both I suppose, just stay away from me if you blow your germy nose.

Would you rather eat an ass as a treat,
Or something that came out an ass so sweet?
Confused at my sea?
Damn, that gutter and thee.

The cat means fried animal butt,
Or eggs at your hut.
Which one would you eat?
Now eggs don't sound so sweet.

Would you rather be broke,
Or be rich massaging every bloke?
You have to touch them up and down.
Geez, stay out of gutter town.

Would you rather work from home,
Or fly in the air from here to Rome?
See, no gutter relations just for you,
Unless from home you get a daily guest or two.

Would you rather fly or drive,
When going far away from your hive?
Gas bills or a passenger with bad gas,
Could leave you at a gassy impasse.

Would you rather ride a bus,
And listen to people fuss,
Or would you rather ride a horse,
Going round and round the course?

Would you rather have zombies try to eat you,
Or aliens come and probe but not chew?
Hmmm tough one there.
Screwed either way at your lair.

Would you rather be in an earthquake,
As the ground does the hippy hippy shake,
Or a tornado whirl,
Where you can fly and twirl?

Would you rather be told off,
As the offending nut starts to scoff,
Or get a wave and a smile,
That may be more vile?

Would you rather sit and rhyme,
Or do math with a mime?
An easy one there,
At least for many with hair.

Did you answer each one as you went for a this or that run? Or were you confused and felt abused? See, a this or that ending pass. I am such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Without a break #5
      Able to survive!

      Hank

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    2. half way back to ten
      Here at my den

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  2. Going for this and that is just great
    Homing for a place and not to be late
    Get some device
    Or just an advice
    Work out something not leave it to fate

    Hank

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    1. Yeah have to get it done
      Screw fate and give it a run

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  3. I think I will pass on both options. Except working from home and driving. I'll take those.

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    1. Working from home would be grand
      No damn traffic across the land

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  4. These are some tough decisions to make
    Like choosing between pie and cake
    Zombies or aliens...gotta go with aliens there
    Don't wanna turn into a 'walker' and roam the post-apocalyptic air

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    1. Aliens would be the better choice
      But I'm sure none would rejoice

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  5. Sometimes the choices are not too keen
    Like Jack trying to decide which bean
    Earthquake or tornado both aim to kill
    Either can do it just for the thrill

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    1. At least Tornado you can run
      Or drive away hitting the gas a ton

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  6. i would rather fly and be about, than be at home it's make me shout,
    though i refuse to massage the lout, imagine ll the back hair under you nails....and those that did not shower, you would have a hard time getting the stink off...

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    1. ugh...what a visual picture....I'm trying to enjoy my coffee here!

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    2. lmao, yeah sooo nasty as can be
      I'd rather not stir up my ocd

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  7. A few times I answered "neither".
    I'd rather kiss a beaver.
    lol....hey, it's early and I had to rhyme
    as I gave this post a little chime.

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    1. Well you never know
      A beaver could fit in at your show

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  8. Can I take what is behind door number 3?

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    1. Door number 3
      You do not want to see

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  9. A little This or That
    From the rhyming cat...
    Me, I'd take what came out the ass
    As long as it was fed on grass.

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    1. Hmm that could be so wrong
      But I'll move along lol

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  10. You were in fine form today...HA HA HA!!

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    1. The cat tries
      As he rhymes to the skies

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  11. I'd eat fried butt. Everything is good fried. Everything. Even butt.

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    1. Hmmm I'll take your word for that
      There at your mat

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  12. We answered every one especially the one about riding a horse. I'd rather be a tornado. Those were great choices. Have a great day.

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    1. Every one you say
      Well at least you can run from the tornado at your bay

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  13. Please, no hippy, hippy shake for us. I don't like to feel the earth move under my feet!

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    1. No jumping about
      That would make one twist and shout

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    1. I'd prefer aliens over zombies. ET would be nicer than undead steve

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    2. Yeah aliens don't chew
      Unless they are the kind that go after Ripley's crew

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  15. I did read these and answer some of them
    I definitely would rather work from home
    than have to travel on our freeways here
    I do not like to roam

    betty

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    1. Not roaming is better indeed
      No having to go through traffic at high speed

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  16. Eggs indeed come from a nasty place
    But that doesn't stop me from stuffing my face :)

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    1. haha you can have mine
      Hated by the feline

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  17. I'm so disillusioned with airlines. We've got a flight coming up soon and the connecting flight leaves us no time to ensure my son is sitting with a parent (by asking ahead). I went online to pay extra for the assigned seat and it's not going on anymore. I got the VP to call and he just gave me some mumbo jumbo about hearing it all the time but there's nothing he can do. I'm getting ready to pay a ton to switch flight times so I can have a longer layover time to ensure we get in line an hour early to secure seating together. -_- And I digress. So....I would much much much rather fly (I don't like driving), but I'm thinking we're going to start taking road trips instead of flying after this next trip. It's one of those things that makes a non-cryer/non-drama mama cry and get full of drama when they tell you that you can't sit next to your small child (which would surely be the case on this flight where our layover would have us being one of the last on board). Makes me mad enough to want to cuss, or spit, or both. Though neither would help a thing. :)

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    1. hahaha let a cuss fly
      Tell off the mumbo jumbo guy
      Stupid indeed
      Should do something about that at their feed
      But then they probably like the switch up
      As that is more money in their cup

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    2. hahaha, I was all-consumed with airline grief yesterday when I posted. :) I called the VP and he had a girl switch our flights for free. Now we've got a two hour layover, and you can bet I'll be standing in line all that time to ensure little man's got his mama next to him. :) In all sincerity, this new trend to not care about parents/kids sitting together irks me more than anything I can think of...I'm shocked it's acceptable by any airline, much less three that I know of (and probably more).

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    3. p.s. i'm sure the vp guy hates me now. but that's okay. ;)

      Have a happy Friday!! Woot!

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    4. hahaha let him have it at your sea
      Nicely done by thee
      And got it for free
      Gonna be a lawyer next with your spree

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  18. I like eggs and ham and hash
    but I won't be eating any ass.

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    1. That is good
      None of that in any hood

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    1. Useful things come out a butt
      You can keep them at your hut lol

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  20. But you always make a mess of all lol

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    1. I confess
      It is more fun to make a mess

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  21. I still say the bravest guy in history was the first guy who ever ate an egg, knowing where it came from.

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    1. Yeah brave or desperate I suppose
      As that must have really curled his toes

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  22. orlin N cassie

    broken fried butt werkin frum home sew we due knot haz ta fly, drive ore rent a poneez who just MAY bee an ale ee enz N wood knot mewve ree gardless oh what de weatherz bee like, causin us ta wunder why in de same hell de poneez just cuzzed uz, just coz him sucked big time in math like we did...waves bye ~~~

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    1. haha no renting ponies at your sea
      I don't think they still do that, thankfully

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  23. I'd rather beat the silly behind
    than listen his chime
    then fly away and drive
    to swim in the wave and dive
    write rhymes on the bay with the mime
    I don't mind, I love mimes!

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    1. A mime lover you say
      Geez always one at every bay lol

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  24. Regardless of the modes of travel, we will be flying, riding a train, and then a bus. But we cannot wait to get there!

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    1. Damn, that is a ton
      But getting there is half the fun

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  25. Oh my,I will SO pass on fried animal butt.
    Or eating an ass as a treat.
    Yup, neither would be 'my cup of tea'
    I'm a bit selective about the things I eat.
    Smiles.

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    1. haha selective is the way to be
      The cat is very much so at his sea

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  26. I'd rather (drive) ride in a driverless car:)

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    1. haha good luck with that
      May be a few years off from your mat

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  27. I would rather fly than drive and would really like to work from home but can't ~

    Have a good week/end Pat ~

    Grace

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    1. Work from home would be the best
      But can't and have to go like the rest

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  28. Aliens or zombies, oh my.
    I'd rather sit in an electric chair and fry.

    Eggs or Ass?
    I think on both, I'll pass.

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    1. Good for you
      Except for you as frying stew

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  29. I do love eggs
    Scrambled, fried, poached
    It's not exactly from the ass...
    But the topic I'll not broach

    Love to work from home
    Relax with a coffee
    Do tasks when I please
    No boss to harangue me

    To Rome I would fly
    On Pegasus' wings
    'Cause it takes much longer
    On those aeroplane things

    This and that
    That and this
    Was fun to choose
    The zombie I'll miss

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    1. haha no zombie for you
      Made you stew
      A pick of this or that
      Did well at my mat
      Home is the way
      Beats any work bay

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  30. i think i should fly to rome again soon....

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    1. You want to roam in rome
      Don't forget a comb

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  31. I would rather the alien over the zombie

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    1. Probe beats dead
      Any time but still dread

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