Tuesday, June 24, 2014

You Can Learn At Every Turn!

So what happens if you do not have the dough to takes such college courses as life in the universe at your show? Why you can go to a seminar or three. They usually do not come with a hefty forty grand a year fee.

You need to learn,
Feel the brain burn,
But where to turn,
To make the wheels churn.

Go to Parenting 101.
It sounds like fun.
Learn to talk to a child.
What? You can't let them grow up in the wild?

Time for Food And You!
My, what you can do.
Watch the GMO nuts,
Talk out of their butts.

Weight Lose and You!
Once again it's so true.
Follow some magic diet.
Pop a pill too, try it!

You and Your Money.
It is rather funny.
Spend money to go to it,
And once there learn not to spend a bit.

Your Pet and Their Need!
No snip snip so I can't do the deed.
That is my only need.
Humans, just make your ears bleed.

Listen To Your Body Talking!
My, my feet are sure squawking.
I bet they want to go walking,
Or maybe my toes want to do some gawking.

Dating and You!
Rather have Mating come due.
Let's listen to the guru.
Their cereal box certification has to impress you.

Come Find God!
Says the guy in a hot rod.
Ummm no thank you.
Go bible thump at another zoo.

Decorating 101.
My, that sounds fun.
What? White walls aren't good?
Guess I'm out of touch at my hood.

Ever notice how many involve the word you? I guess they need to scrounge up a follow crew. So do you need any of these? If so, I may send fleas to your knees. A wake up call is what you may need. But I will not judge, much, at my feed. Maybe the cat will start a seminar rhyming class. That should bring some dough to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

78 comments:

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    1. It's now # 17 unbroken streak
      Slowly without a break

      Hank

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    2. Just squeaked in
      For the win

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  2. Whilst Hank I might wish to tweak
    He gets here first, week after week.
    We need a class on beating him at your show;
    I'd be sure to give it a go!

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    1. Was rushing today
      One minute late as you can see
      Some errands caused delay
      Thanks for the company Jackie!

      Hank

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    2. hahaha a class for that
      One may need stat
      As he always is there for the win
      Unless R, Mary or OE do him in

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  3. 'Maybe start a seminar rhyming class'
    That'll put in some skills for the mass
    Increase of rhyming poets
    Things will not be quiet
    Postings will be done daily just as fast

    Hank

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    1. haha posts every day
      At many a bay
      I may not even be able to keep up
      Have to hire a pup

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  4. Dating and you, from the guy who's been married three times. Um, yeah...

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    1. haha yeah that will go over well
      Pathetic it will still sell

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  5. There are seminars for everything today
    I often attend them at my work bay
    honing your skills they say is the way
    you have some funny ones on display
    listen to what your body has to say
    enjoy the moments of the day...

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    1. And don't go to one of those
      That will just curl ones toes
      And not in a good way
      Rather go play haha

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  6. The 'how to handle your money like a pro' things make me laugh. The only person making money like a pro is the one taking yours for writing the book. ;)

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    1. haha yep, that is the way
      But not too many people see it like that and away they pay

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    2. Hahaha
      Good one Rosey. It seems like everyone is expert on handling our money. If they really knew so much about it, they'd be out making their own and wouldn't have to do workshops to earn money.

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    3. haha yeah that is always the case
      They make money telling how to make money at a steady pace

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    4. And your advice (Manzanita) to go to the barber instead was very sound indeed. :)

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    5. Get a haircut
      Look sharp at ones hut

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  7. I didn't see a class on how to write a post a day
    I'd like to learn to do that at my bay!

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    1. haha get 120 posts ahead
      Then you can easily rest in bed

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  8. Nothing bores me half as much as listening to a speaker
    I feel my power leaving and my mind is growing weaker
    In one week-end my toes will curl and I'd fly up to the sun
    I'd think of trillion other ways that would be far more fun
    It feels like such a waste of time and makes your wallet slim
    Your better off at the barber where he'll give your hair a trim

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    1. haha better off doing many more things
      Then sitting their waiting in the wings
      That dumb so called empowering crap
      Just makes me want to take a nap

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  9. Well, a nap sounds good to me. Sorry but none of these subjects appeal to me. You have a great day.

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    1. A nap works best
      Beats all the rest

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  10. I think I'd rather a nap to then ever go to a self help thing

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    1. Yep, avoid such crap
      Making another a rich chap

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  11. Sit on your ass while you take a class. Learn to cook or write a bestselling book. We have so many opportunities, but I enjoy staying at home and watching movies.

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    1. That is much better for me
      Rather do that at my sea

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  12. Sounds like there is a course for everyone - almost!
    Purrhaps there's one for improving your post.

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    1. haha you never know
      Could be one at some far away show

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  13. There's a seminar for everything, isn't there? And people think that just by taking a class, they'll somehow cure all their problems. Doesn't work that way.

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    1. Nope, they need to get off their ass
      Not sit there on it in class

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  14. I bet you could get lots of attendees at your rhyming class,
    Though can you teach them to do it with your level of sass?

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    1. Hmmm they may run away
      As I let loose at my bay

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  15. There's a course or class for just about anything.

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  16. Yes, more should have to learn about their pets!

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    1. That they should
      As many are as dumb as wood

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  17. there surely is a book or class for anything...and with some of the things you rather trust your guts feel or just healthy common sense instead of a dubious "teacher" - ha

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    1. haha yeah but many are sheep
      Needing to listen to so called wisdom by a creep

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  18. orlin N cassie....ewe haz hit de nail on de head with out de use oh a hammer ore even a nail.....start a rhyme time class N betcha it wood fill ina fast minit or quiker...just make sure ya offer lunch brake nap time bathroom brake, cell fone usage textin ta yur friendz and 7 .....15 minit brakes... !!!!

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    1. I might charge for every break
      Then lots of dough we'd make

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  19. They've got something for everyone, don't they?

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  20. ha. they need you...to by in...so they win...and make the dough
    so they can keep the show going and going....

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    1. Yep, they need to suck you in
      So they can win

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  21. Something for everyone to learn something. Our local public library offers free online classes in just about everything. It is free with your library card. I have taken 96 hours of instruction in web design so far. Great classes. Looking to take some creative writing courses next. :D

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    1. Free is the way to be
      That works for me

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  22. There is always something these wingnuts are trying to teach

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  23. You're right, classes for everything. Some good. Some not so good.

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    1. More not so good
      In each and every hood

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  24. I want to attend art and decorating 101, smiles ~ And a rhyming class, why not ~ Have a good day Pat ~

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  25. I think a rhyming class would be a good thing
    I think you could teach us a thing or two
    As you are so good at it
    Its time others learn how to do.

    betty

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    1. The cat teaching would be something to see
      People may flee

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  26. Here in the bible belt, we have a lot of people (almost always baptists) asking everyone if they have found God. I just want to tell them "are you kidding, I haven't even found Waldo yet".

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    1. lol dare you to say that
      I'd tell them i saw his face in my strat

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  27. Yes...classes for everything :)

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  28. I remember the childbirth classes. Now those were scary. Decorating 101 would do me good though.

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    1. haha yeah i bet they were scary
      Rather sit and stare at a berry

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  29. No classes for me. I'm more of a fly by the seat of my pants and learn on the job kind of girl.

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    1. That is the way I go
      Here at my show

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  30. Dating and Me...
    Hmm, let us see.
    Would that course take two minutes
    Or would it take three?

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    1. haha if with your guy
      May take 2 minutes, no lie

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  31. Is there a Fountain of Youth course?
    I might take it without remorse. ha.

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    1. haha there could very well be
      Although i bet it's fake between you and me

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  32. For curious us
    there could be
    every day class
    to post, to host,
    to grow long nose,
    arms and legs
    to be first at our deck.

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    1. haha have to fight with Hank
      As he makes all walk the plank

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  33. Or just go to work and learn as you go
    Costs nothing but earns lots of dough...

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    1. That you do
      And dough works for my zoo

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  34. I'd like to sign up for Small Talk 101, because I am rather crap at that...but maybe first Money and you!

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    1. haha money and you
      Yours would be flushed down the loo

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  35. I am with Betsy... the fountain of youth course is on my list.

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