Monday, July 7, 2014

A Little Dirt Does Not Hurt!

Pffft as a litterbox maybe. But that is it at my sea. What is it with badgering people anyway? Think all should like what they like at ones bay? Pffft once more. They can stuff their wilderness forever more.

You should come,
Bring some rum.
Sleep on the ground.
The stars can be found.

Crap in a hole.
Go for a forest stroll.
Sit around a fire,
Until time to expire.

Come pitch a tent.
Time well spent.
The ground is fine,
Good for the spine.

Eat great food,
When in the mood.
Go for a swim,
Until the lights go dim.

Climb a tree,
To see what you can see.
Nature is everywhere,
Make it your lair.

Pffft to you.
Like my flushing loo.
Sleep in the dirt?
Where animals stop to squirt.

Yeah, sounds so grand.
Could jump off land,
And swim you say?
With all the fecal matter at play.

That also sounds great.
Should be everyone's fate.
And sit around a fire,
When even your ass crack does perspire?

Why not add fuel to it.
Screw the A/C unit.
And eat crap food?
That is just rude.

If I want to sleep in the dirt,
And cause my back hurt,
I'll be reborn as a snake.
Until then, go fall in an earthquake.

The cat is delicate you say? Pffft that is okay by my bay. The wilderness can bite me. A walk or day in it is fine at my sea. But sleeping there on the ground when a house with a bed is around? Pffft to that. I would rather be a house cat. So on camping I will take a pass. You can sleep in animal squirt and swim in fecal matter for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer. 

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    1. Now it's #3
      Ever so slowly!

      Hank

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    2. Soon be back to ten
      Here at my den

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  2. 'Until then, go fall in an earthquake'
    Or better yet just go jump in a lake
    Camping can be fun
    But only to some
    Others stay in the house wide awake

    Hank

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    1. Rather stay in the house indeed
      Then the dirt taking seed

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  3. A day outside is grand but I'm with you, no sleeping on the land

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    1. When it comes time to sleep
      Back to my keep

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    1. Four words from thee
      And I agree

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    2. Wow - R doesn't like to camp..

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    3. There is hope yet
      For R from this pet

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    4. I think the world changed while I was away
      Never expected a real comment from R at your bay!

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    5. I guess R hates camping a ton
      He doubled is usual word run

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    6. R.... can..... speak!
      Taking a peek

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    7. 4 whole words
      Controlled by birds

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  5. Agree with R!! I prefer the great indoors.

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    1. Indoors way better indeed
      No sleeping in nature for my feed

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  6. Crap in a hole?!? Geez where are you going camping? That id extreme camping if I do say so myself!

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    1. haha but some people do
      And a hell no is all I give that crew

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  7. People have peculiar habits
    Sleep outside just like the rabbits
    Lock the door on a comfy bed
    Sleep on the dirt, stars overhead

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    1. And birds fly by
      Dropping stuff from the sky
      In the dirt people can rest their head
      I'll take a bed

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  8. Don't forget getting eaten by bears! Wrapping yourself up in a sleeping bag inside of a tent is practically like handing over a human-sized burrito in a takeout box.

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    1. A bit of meat with the fluff
      Those bears must live for that stuff

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    2. A bear
      With a lot of hair
      Making you stare

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    3. The you're dead
      In your camping bed

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  9. I do like my nice soft bed and a nice roof over our heads. But some do like to sleep outdoors. Have a great day.

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    1. They can sleep out there indeed
      Just don't bother me at my feed haha

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    1. haha a good way to be
      Better in a bed at ones sea

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  11. Sounds a little too much like camping. My dad always said...10,000 years of evolution means I don't have to eat with the damn bugs or sleep on the ground. Yay for progress!!

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    1. haha and with that I agree
      No bugs or ground for me

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  12. hahaha you realize the year after college i did just that
    lived in a tent for 365 and dug a hole in the ground to shat
    whole lotta dirt and quite a bit of sweat, i showered when i could
    and was pretty ripe you can bet.

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    1. Damn, that must have been ummm quite the experience I suppose
      Bet you knew which way the wind blows lol

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  13. Nothing wrong with a little luxury, let the treehuggers have nature!

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    1. They can go sleep with their tree
      And leave me be

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  14. Adam,

    You are quite a poet,
    and you know it

    Please share some tips here
    I would want to be there

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    1. Hmm Adam around you say?
      He's not here yet today

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  15. Ha ha, I used to tent camp -
    what's a little dirt between friends?
    I'm still alive...lol.

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    1. lol the dirt can stay between
      I'll stay where it is clean

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  16. I do not camp. Roughing it is staying at a Best Western instead of a Holiday Inn!

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    1. lol that is the way
      I agree at my bay

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  17. I don't do camping either because a cat in a pup tent can be a problem!

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    1. Might go barking mad
      There at your pad

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  18. we used to play next to the bins and in the bins...are what glamorous childhood I had....and it did me no harm...wait i got an autoimmune disease now...balls

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    1. lol seeeee, stay inside
      Then no autoimmune disease ride

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  19. When the mom was a little girl and learned people could get worms, she wouldn't sit on the ground or in the dirt cause that's how she thought you got them.

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    1. hahaha sadly can get them from most anything
      But the dirt is one that is hard to get them at ones wing

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  20. Camping is a very intense experience. Last time I went camping, we were all in tents. :)

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    1. lol I see what you did right away
      It is sure less intense to stay in a motel and pay

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  21. The cat is on the same page as my daughter who is not a fan of camping. She's scared of panthers, coyotes, and bears...and any other thing the news reports that is running around our state. ;)

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    1. hahaha animals can be scary
      Bears could chew you p like you would a berry

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  22. Oh, time ago
    I did camp
    with fishing crew
    some mosquitos
    days were screwed.... lol

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    1. lol screwed and bitten
      I take it you weren't smitten

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  23. I guess I'm in the minority here
    I like to camp with with proper gear
    Yet I do face a few outdoor fears
    Bears might eat me one of these years

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    1. Well you can camp for us all
      And show it on your wall

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  24. Cats are strange little creatures. My Patches is an indoor cat though she likes outdoors once in a while. My Tiger I have to bring inside cause he loves to climb trees and explore the world. They're as different as people are.

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    1. Oh yeah they can sure be as different as night and day
      In one will stay out the other wants to play

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  25. orlin N cassie...ever wunder how manee peepulz used ther own pantz aza litter box.... when de tent door opened & TA DA !!!!!!! grizz lee bear iz invitin hiz self in while mizzuz grizz lee iz kleenin up de pic a nix baskit !

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    1. lol bet there are a ton
      As they see it and down the leg it will run

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  26. An air mattress is a necessity when one goes camping!

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  27. Real camping is something that I do not do well.
    My best version of it, is a blow dryer-less room
    In a three-star hotel.

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    1. That would work for me
      As long as there was no bed bug spree

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  28. I too like a walk over hill and dale, over the path and under the tree,
    But sleeping on the ground or in a tent isn't fun for me.

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    1. Walking is fine by Pat and the feline
      but on the ground we will not dine

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  29. Sleeping on the ground I shall not be found

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  30. Sleeping under the stars might be nice
    but, those bugs might make me think twice
    staying in a cabin is something I would do
    with some windows so I could take in the view

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    1. A cabin is fine by me
      But you can have the stars all to thee
      I'll stay inside with a working loo
      To the ground I give a big screw you haha

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  31. Agree with the cat
    not going camping here
    I'm not one to be adventurous
    I fear

    betty

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    1. That kind of adventure hurts the back
      Plus proper hygiene it does lack

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  32. The closest I've come to camping is sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor when visiting a family member with a lack of extra beds.

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    1. haha that is the closest you want to go
      There at your show

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  33. The only kind of camping I'd be interested in is with a camper on wheels that has all the amenities.

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    1. Yeah that would work for me
      Could sit in luxary

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  34. Count me in!
    Camping would do me in!
    Yucky yuck yuck!
    In a real bed I want to be tucked.
    lol....tucked I said,....with a T.
    See...I know the mind of thee!

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    1. lmao good call from thee
      Mind could of got sucked to the gutter of me
      And a triple yuck is right
      Screw the camp site

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  35. If it don't have running water/indoor plumbing, you are going to have a hard time getting me to agree to go camping. I tried it once when I was about 12. It stormed real hard that night and I got soaked. Haven't done it again since!

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    1. haha one and done
      I did it a few times as a kid and it wasn't fun

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  36. My Human's idea of camping is a night at the Hilton.

    No camp.
    Too damp.
    Need a lamp!
    Don't want to tramp--
    Might get a cramp!

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    1. That is the best place to go
      Screw the tramps and cramps in tow

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  37. When I camp
    I get a cramp
    Where's that hole
    To empty my... um... soul?

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    1. And get a bite on the ass
      From an ant mass

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  38. So I won't be sleeping on the ground or swimming in a lake anytime soon. No poo. lol

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    1. lol a wise choice
      In which you can rejoice

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  39. Cats are picky, picky, picky when it comes to finding a good place to sleep.

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    1. That they can be
      Then they choose to sleep on thee

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  40. Loved camping as a child
    Out there in the wild
    Now that I'm old
    My bones aren't as bold :-)

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    1. Yeah as a kid it may be fun
      But now no need for that kind of sun

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