Tuesday, July 8, 2014

All Around They Are Found!

Did you every notice this growing trend? I guess the Internet makes things easier to send. You can sit and learn all day and/or just become one at your bay. What can you become? Let's expertly give it a little hum.

I read a book.
Wow, amazing at my nook.
I read some sites.
I can now perform last rites.

But I can do more,
Than you at my shore.
I am the best.
I am better than the rest

I am a fitness expert.
I know how to make you hurt.
I hiked some stairs.
Good shoes? Who cares?

I am an expert at talking.
I learned it well walking.
Just sit back and listen to me,
And you'll be filled with glee.

I am an expert animal mater.
Umm see you later.
I made a Zebra white and black,
Instead of a black and white attack.

I expertly confused you there.
You aren't even aware.
I am an expert at that.
I declared it at my mat.

I am an expert flyer.
I can take you higher.
That video game I mastered.
On the cement you won't be plastered.

I am an expert writer.
I can pull an all nighter.
Expertly said.
I do not need a bed.

I am an expert in giving,
I leave all living.
Get my expert run?
Yes? Expertly done.

Experts? Who needs those?
They just cause woes.
I am a guru of all.
Listen to my guru call.

I guess experts are easy to come by. Maybe I should give it a try? I am an expert rhyming cat. Hmmm guru may have a better ring at my mat. Anything you are an expert at? Maybe an expert at squashing things flat. Could be an expert at mowing grass. It is okay to admit it to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. It's now # 4
      Through the door

      Hank

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    2. Almost beat
      Victory is sweet

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  2. I'll be mature
    And admit to being an amateur,
    Even in cooking
    And fish-hooking.

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    1. Fish hooking I suck
      Rather pass the buck

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  3. You are every bit an expert rhyming cat
    Betting your bottom $ that you are right
    Why on the 'Net
    Many you can get
    They are just trying their best to get a bite

    Hank

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    1. That they are
      Near and far
      Trying to reel one in
      To enlarge their money bin

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  4. You're an expert rhymer. Crap, does that mean we owe you money?

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    1. Hmmm I should get a charge button up top
      Then the money will never stop

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  5. I would say you are a master of rhyme
    as you can do it with ease all the time
    surely, cat that cannot be a crime

    I'm not an expert at much at my sea
    but, I do like to ponder as I sip tea
    as I dream under a weeping willow tree

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    1. Can do it in my sleep
      Even if I'd rather be doing something else at my keep lol
      Can dream away at your bay
      Sure much there is on display

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  6. They do crop up everywhere with that claim to fame

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    1. And most stink
      With their nod and wink

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  7. Rhyming is not my thing
    I fear my words will sting
    Hopeless that I am
    I laugh at them like a scamp...

    I'm no Expert!...hahahaa...

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    1. haha but hey you try
      Works for my sky
      Beats a poke to the eye
      Making one cry lol

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  8. I'm an expert at seeing the glass half full,
    so don't give me that pessimistic bull.
    lol.

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    1. lol I just drink that damn glass
      Then no need to contemplate its mass

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    2. Her glass is never half empty or full
      She drinks it so quickly she's never dul !!
      lol
      ducking if she sees this . . . l

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    3. haha so that explains the spoon
      And her dancing like a loon

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    4. It depends on what's in the glass
      you little smart ass.
      haha.

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    5. You made her swear
      Well done at my lair lol

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  9. Experts are a dime a dozen
    To agree just ask my cousin
    He is good at tying knots
    And puting things in tiny slots
    Now he spends time behind some bars
    And had to give up stealing cars

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    1. Damn, that is rough
      Have to shower with others in the buff
      Hope he doesn't drop the soap
      Maybe he'll find one and elope lol

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  10. I dream on the fly,
    and fly in my dreams
    when I drop by.., Cat
    you'll hear the screams :)

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    1. hmmm I could go gutter there
      But I'll just nod at my lair lol

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  11. The only Guru I trust lived on Namek

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    1. He may not help though
      As that blew up after 50 episodes or so

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  12. ha. you can def get certifcation in most anything in the internet nation,
    all my grad work is online as well, which makes getting it done
    convenient as hell, but if i can learn how to fly as well, without needing
    to sit in a plane, well, you better watch out the parts when i crash
    might fall like rain.

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    1. haha yeah there is a lot that can be done
      But flying, lawyers, etc. wouldn't trust a single internet learned one

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  13. That is all my "expertise" is based on: a book or two here and there. Glad you caved and are finally in the club, Pat. I am holding out for the book and correspondence course for heart surgery though.

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    1. haha well that will sure rake in the dough
      If you can perform heart surgery at your show

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  14. Well I think all of us are expert in some field or other. Just looks at cats, they are experts in the napping job. And no doubt about it, you are the expert in Rhyme.

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    1. True, cats sure have that down
      I suppose I can say expert in my town

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  15. There are sure a lot of experts at not being experts!

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    1. They crop up all around
      All over they are found

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  16. The rhyming cat is expert for sure
    And I'm an expert at snowflakes pure...

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  17. I have to agree that the cat is an expert
    in the rhymes that he spins
    seems like you can learn anything on line these days
    maybe even how to swim with fins?

    betty

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    1. I bet that is there too
      Swimming without water at ones zoo

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  18. The Cat is an expert at rhyming.

    Although I'm a writer, I would never call myself an expert because there's still new things I'm learning all the time.

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    1. Yeah new things crop up all the time
      Keeps things interesting and one in their prime

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  19. I care about the shoes. Sadly, years of flip flops have left me with constant foot pain.

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    1. Yes, shoes are a big thing
      Never ever buy cheap crap at any wing

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  20. We are all blogging experts!

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  21. It is a sign on extrovert
    To be in all things expert
    Most people might prefer to say
    In all things I am just OK
    But internet has all the answers
    And makes us strut like prancers
    lol

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    1. Strut with words in the know
      Putting on a show
      Wagging things high and low
      Wait! Is that a dog? Uh Oh

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  22. I have a former friend who practically thought she had a medical degree because of what she could look up on the internet..

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    1. Maybe that is why she is former at your sea
      As she got on the nerves of thee

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  23. I need someone who is an expert at making the days longer. :D

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    1. Send them my way too
      That would work for my zoo

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  24. orlin N cassie...we bee experterz at dissin burds, catchin fish, sleepin, snoozin, nappin, eatin, and de number one thing we eggs cell at...

    SPELLIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. haha and covering up litter too
      Forgot that one at your zoo

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  25. I think the funniest ones are the expert online preachers.

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    1. Yeah they are sooo great
      To them all can just relate

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  26. Kind of scary what you can become on the internet. My ex husbands wife is going to be a preacher.

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    1. haha that is sure scary indeed
      Much can sure take seed

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  27. Well, you certainly are an expert blogger!

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    1. I suppose I have that down
      Here at my rhyming town

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  28. Of course you are an expert in rhyming lol

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    1. Got my rhyming all ready
      To come out steady

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  29. You are sure an expert at getting things done, doing 10 things at once

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    1. That I can do
      Score one for ocd at my zoo

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  30. I'm an expert in one thing and one thing only--writing. And I make my living writing without even leaving my house, thanks to the internet. So this poem definitely applies to me!

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    1. haha that would sure be nice to say
      Stay at home all friggin day

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  31. Ha, I am an expert procrastinator.
    Notice how late I am commenting today. Smiles.
    But I always appear one way or another.
    I guess I am an expert commenter. LOL.

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    1. lol you have it down
      Always at my town
      Expert in that
      At my mat

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  32. A friend of mine got her 'ministry' license on line, because her grand kids wanted her to officiate at their wedding:)

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    1. Well that isn't bad to do
      A good case for it at ones zoo

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  33. You are the expert of your expertise
    Yourself you must please
    We are the experts
    And that's for certs
    I know best
    I do not jest.




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    1. You know best
      Better than the rest
      I'll give a nod
      Maybe somethings we can mod

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  34. Did you just tell me to get drunk all summer? :-D

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    1. Say it every day
      All summer long at my bay

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  35. Well, as long as they don't start handing out electrician certificates or MD degrees!

    I want my doctor
    Not to be a schlockter
    And if you tough my wiring
    It's best a real expert I'm hiring!

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    1. And what about the loo
      Do you need a good plumber too?

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  36. I am an expert in falling behind! You have an interesting take on camping! LOL!

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    1. lol well expert at that
      Is something at your mat

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  37. I declare you are the expert in your chosen field of rhyme,
    I very good at procrastinating away my time.

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    1. I can do that too
      Easy peasy at my zoo

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  38. I am an expert procrastinator. If it needs to get done, I can always find a way to do it later!

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    1. Save it for another day
      There at your bay

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  39. Not sure I am much of an expert at anything, but you, my friend seem to be quite the expert at writing in rhyme.

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    1. Can get it done
      Easy enough under my sun

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  40. Expert at everything
    Master at none
    Love to dabble
    Under the sun

    Pros are paid
    Get very rich
    Maybe a sexpert?
    For those to bewitch

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    1. haha sexpert would be fun
      At least some parts under the sun

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