Sunday, July 13, 2014

Another Few I See As They Fly Free!

The cat just can't get a nice sleep here at his keep. Always bothered by something at his sea. Now more future headlines seem to come to me. These ones are oh so great that I have to repeat such a fate.

2045: Woman trips on her shoe and dies!
I guess that brought out the flies.
2036: Car runs into deer, deer wins!
Those deer like to commit sins.

2068: Dogs forced to stop drooling!
Wow, no fooling?
3905: Dogs can drool again!
At least there was peace for a while at each den.

4035: Asteroid Olympics postponed!
I guess skills needed to be honed.
3046: Spoiled eggs cause sparkly farts.
Bet they are flying off the shelves of Wal Marts.

4024: OCD proven in humans everywhere.
That I already knew at my lair.
5298: The Earth is home to 50,000 alien cultures.
I hope none of them are spleen eating vultures.

3208: Camels become public transportation.
That has to be an aggravation.
4026: The dead can be brought back!
Oh no! It's a zombie attack.

2015: French fries kill 40,000 people this year!
Did they choke across the sphere?  
3004: Brains are cloned and replaced!
I hope they are put back in well placed.

2056: Rats outnumbers humans 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1!
Damn, plenty for lunch as around they run.
3023: Trees no longer exist!
Mother nature must be pissed.

5043: Dripping water caused anxiety in alien towns!
I bet that got many alien frowns.
1: Humans can't count high any longer, time restarted!
I guess even the good cloned brain cells departed.

2048: Frogs invade small village!
Did they plunder and pillage?
4045: All politicians are now dead.
Was it off with their head?

3026: It's Rhyme Time still going strong!
Damn, I must have written more posts ahead than people in Hong Kong.
2052: X no longer a letter due to a remake of Xanadu!
The first crap time around wasn't enough for you?

There you are, plenty of things to look forward to near and far. Enjoy having posts from me for another 1000 and 12 years. I must rack up lots of cheers. Now I will go pass some non sparkly gas, unlike that Truedessa lass, out of my ever so news worthy little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

59 comments:

  1. It's Rhyme Time and still going strong
    The Cat can never do anything wrong
    Rhyming ass
    Ever so fast
    Certainly over those Wongs in Hong Kong

    Hank

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    1. Be many of those
      That can strike a pose
      But the cat could beat them all
      At his hall

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  2. What a picture cat does paint
    Is it just another feint
    Close your eyes and count to ten
    Will rhymes be written with the pen
    Will we speak as we do now
    Will there be a holy cow
    Your forecast maybe will come true
    Don't drop a tear with a baby blue

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    1. Speaking in rhyme all the time
      Keeps one in their prime
      Or at least as crazy as can be
      Hopefully things don't drop on me haha

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  3. PS .. I guess that should be "FROM a baby blue.You aren't going to drop the baby blue but in the future who knows what will drop. Ha

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  4. Ha ha! I enjoyed these headlines,
    with future forecasts of all kinds.
    2036, you're still going strong,
    with funny rhymes carrying people along.
    Have a great day
    at your bay!

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    1. If I'm still alive and kicking
      Some rhymes I will be flicking

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  5. First crap time around with Xanadu was enough all right!
    Killer frogs and French fries? Imagine if they combined forces?

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    1. Yep, once was sue enough
      We'd be croaked and stuffed with french fry stuff

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  6. "4045: All politicians are now dead.
    Was it off with their head?"
    Nah, cat, it was their lies, lies and damned lies,
    that pushed them to an early grave, never again to rise!

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Push them in and stay
      That would make for a better day

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  7. Fries kill thousands in just a few months?
    That one isn't true, I have a hunch. Ha.

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    1. haha we shall see
      It could be mad cow in french fries that take a spree

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  8. Camels as public transportation sure will cut down on traffic jams. Smiles.

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    1. But load up on crap
      As they drop it taking a lap

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  9. spoiled eggs cause a sparkly fart
    I wonder were the eggs tart
    don't add those to your cart
    to this I want no part..hahaha

    Frogs invade small village
    thinking a volcano would cause spillage
    frogs galore came into view
    this happened and it is true...

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    1. Frogs invaded you say
      I guess they wanted to play
      Or not fry
      So away they did fly
      And not a one for you
      That is alright, as you've already had one or two lol

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  10. The rest may happen, but a remake of Xanadu? Surely not!!! Although they did make a Broadway musical out of that horrible movie, didn't they?

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    1. Not sure if they did or not
      But that movie can just rot

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  11. That many alien creatures would make for a peculiar town

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    1. Be fun every day
      To see what you can see at your bay

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  12. Oh yes, rotten eggs will be very popular. It all sounds interesting. Can we choose whose brain we want to clone??? And hopefully all cats will have a huge house to live in with servants. Take care and have a great day Pat.

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    1. I'm sure the cat one will come to pass
      Be grand to choice which to clone for brain mass

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  13. MOL! Those spoiled eggs are way ahead of their time!

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  14. If dogs cannnot drool, where would all that slobber GO?? ew

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    1. haha maybe come out the other end
      That would be a nasty trend

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  15. We aren't sure we want to be around for most of those things!

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    1. Thankfully with most
      We'll all be long gone at our coast

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  16. I'm sure your rhyme can outlast all of time
    As much as you seem to write
    Some of these other things though
    If they happen, will cause such a fright! (like the rat population)

    betty

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    1. haha rats could abound
      And all humans they could surround

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  17. You've got rhymes to 3026? Wow. That's mind blowing! Cat is going to be immortal!

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    1. LOL maybe if I did one a year
      Then no problem at all I fear

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  18. I will be ready for the frog invasion

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    1. Got a poker ready
      To whack them steady

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  19. I have no doubt you could have posts lined up for 100 years or more

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    1. That would be a challenge at my sea
      Not sure it should be undertaken by me

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  20. My Hubs ran into a deer... The deer died and he traded the truck in on a new one.

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    1. I read that at your spot
      Easy peasy for such a plot

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  21. I should hire you to write my post headlines!

    Love the gold glow of the new blog look Pat.

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    1. haha easy peasy for me
      New look at my sea?

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  22. I'm off fries in 2015.
    I prefer corn chips
    so that's just keen. :)

    VR Barkowski

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  23. I don't wanna be around when those rats take over.
    I'd rather deal with many drooling Rover's.
    Like Planet of the Apes
    But rodents would seal our fate :(

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  24. I laughed out loud when you started over at one because humans couldn't count any higher!

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    1. lol I can see that coming due
      At some future date at mankind's zoo

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  25. So many things to contemplate
    I would have to count, list and rate
    Gives my head a bit of a spin
    Don't want to end up in the loony bin

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    1. At least you'd get a rubber room to bounce in
      That could be a win

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  26. With that number of rats I'll be in rattie heaven. LOL

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    1. haha you'll have fun
      As around they run

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  27. it is sad news on the french fries...i might just cry
    perhaps they will find they really are not made with potato
    and that is the problem...the frogs might be accompanied
    by the plague, now wouldnt that be all the rage

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    1. Damn, the plague coming due
      Hopefully I won't see it at my zoo
      OCD would turn and run
      French fries should be avoided in that year under the sun

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