Thursday, July 10, 2014

Flight Means Fight?

It is no wonder you humans can't get along. Not even those that have a song, who you all look up to, can get along at their zoo. So how can you? Have I confused you at my zoo? I will fix that in no time flat.

The world is going to end!
A not so clever plot twist trend.
But even if used to death,
Leaving the hero out of breath,

It seems no one likes the other.
Maybe in their sleep they want to smother?
Still confused?
Okay, don't want you to feel abused.

Spiderman needs to stop a bid bad.
He has gone all mad.
He will destroy the Earth.
He is a bad guy of worth.

But Superman doesn't care,
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are nowhere.
The X-Men are even away,
No one wants to come out to play.

The good guys can't help.
Only one for each bad guy yelp.
The Avengers aren't allowed in.
Not even Rin Tin Tin.

Some may be busy indeed.
But The Flash has super speed.
Whoops, not allowed to help out.
Let the bystanders scream and shout.

The gargoyles just watch on,
Even when not stone before dawn.
Jack Bauer doesn't even come out to play,
Bah! He's too busy saying damn it anyway.

James Bond won't help at all.
Gotta be that split personality at his hall.
The Rescue Rangers don't heed the call,
Even if they are less than a foot tall.

Even Murder He Wrote,
Castle is not around to take note.
They just all want the world to end,
Willing to let it go around the bend.

So Spiderman is all alone.
Tarsier Man doesn't even help at the tone.
What is it with such a plight?
Oh damn! It's copyright.

Ever think where the other ones are at your bar? Even in the same universe at play. They can't always be that far away. But I guess if 50 good guys swept in all the same time for the win, might get kind of boring and leave people snoring. So they have to go it alone and no one throws them a bone. Even if they have a super case of gas. That is all from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer,

72 comments:

  1. A familiar 'The world is going to end'
    Heard that before just as mentioned
    Did not happen
    Perhaps not sudden
    Slow process at some point of time

    Hank

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    1. Will happen one day
      At least for mankind anyway
      But to predict it
      Is a bunch of umm spit

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  2. Very clever, Pat! Damn that copyright. Wait, I'm an author - copyright is important. But I'm a fan who wants it all. I'm so conflicted...

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    1. Yeah conflicted all around
      But it be great in some ways if it wasn't found

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  3. ha. copyright will def hold them at bay, did you see them say the little dead kid could not have superman on his grave...for copyright....yep, its a sad plight, no one wants to share and hordes their heroes at their lair.

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    1. Never heard about that one
      That is pretty pathetic under the sun
      But away greed will run
      As copyright is spun

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  4. Our heroes isn't here. Nowhere. And do you know what's worse? At least where I live it's dangerous until to go to the supermarket (near my house) because there are a lot of drunk and drugged asking for money. The police do nothing. I'll belive if they even give money to them. Where are our heroes?

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    1. On paper
      Solving a caper
      Is the main spot
      Better off wishing for a ninja robot

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  5. I loved Even murder she wrote!!
    But I dont believe in super heroes!
    Not more.

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    1. lol what? They are fake?
      Your super power could be to bake a cake

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    2. Haha I dont need super power to bake a cake.
      Only I dont like super heroes!

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    3. No super cook
      You can declare at your nook

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  6. I am sure the good guys can win, we just need to help wake them up!

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    1. Wake them all up you say
      Could be difficult at ones bay

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  7. Hi Pat long time no see, great poem as usual.

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  8. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are really just the reptile Avengers

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    1. another team Spider-man can't be a member

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    2. That they are
      Taking on all while getting pizza at a bar

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  9. Murder he wrote sounds good but could never be as good as Angela. That sounds like a wild story that you just wrote. Lots of bad characters. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Yeah no remake can come due
      Much could get lost in view

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  10. Where things could go if copyright didn't exist

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  11. It's a tough gig, with the world being so big
    With all that space to cover, how can they help one another?
    But the big bads seem to know, there's only one place to go
    For a single-point failure, and a total world disaster.

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    1. They all like New York indeed
      I guess there all bad guys need to plant a seed

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  12. Damn it!
    Thanks!
    jean :)
    you are great Pat!!!

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    1. damn it is all he can say
      At least on TV anyway

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  13. Hey, cat, this time I brought competition!/Because if it's rhyme you want, you'll have to face the opposition/click the link below and be ready to fight/the hip hop cat who will give you fright! :-)

    http://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2014/jul/08/cats-rap-andrew-lloyd-webber-rum-tum-tugger-hip-hop

    Greetings from London.

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    1. haha those fake cat humans can take a hike
      I'd put their head on a pike

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  14. You're totally right, when it goes down, you can't count on a super hero. I suggest calling the Marines.

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    1. haha could call them in
      And could very well win

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  15. Ha, Spiderman is my favorite superhero.
    Went to see one with my grands yesterday.
    Love his positive attitude but oh if only
    there really was a Spiderman to deal
    with forces of evil SO efficiently!!

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    1. Yeah that would sure be fun
      Watching him swing under the sun

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  16. orlin N cassie

    may bee sum help will come frum ....The Middle....

    nah...... !!!!!!!

    =^..^=

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    1. Lol nah, don't need the middle
      Might go hey diddle diddle

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  17. There would be no screen time if they were all as one

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  18. We need copyrights and/or trademarks, of course, to protect the creators or owners of characters, stories, music, etc. But it sure does limit story potential in some cases!

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    1. Yeah they are needed indeed
      Unless you're Disney and buy everything at your feed

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    2. Really true! Disney buy all:)

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    3. That they do
      Rich up the wazoo

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  19. Tasier Man really shouldn't throw Spidey under the bus like that... Spidey would be there for him, methinks!! Maybe. ;)

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    1. Tarsier Man isn't that nice of a guy
      Unless you pay him then he's rather spry

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  20. Spidey is my favourite superhero because Peter Parker is hot

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    1. Ummm okay
      Whatever works for your bay lol

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  21. Who we need is Popeye the Sailor Man.
    Eating all that spinach he can save the world, he can.

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    1. Those muscles could block out the sun
      He would sure have fun

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  22. What a dilemma one could get in
    To be everywhere could make a head spin
    Save this one or that one oh whoopti friggin do
    Just wait for the sequel, it will all come true

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    1. Yeah in number two
      They will get more to do

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  23. I have to agree with Sharon. At least in the new Spiderman movie, Peter Parker is HOT. He is my son's favorite super hero and when he had a chance to meet Spiderman at our local mall I made sure to rush him right down. Your rhymes are so clever and entertaining. Love them!

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    1. I will just let you go with that
      lol not hot to the cat

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  24. A woman needs to save us all
    While the men drink, belch and have a ball
    Will it be Hillary, Wonder Woman, or a Kardashian sleaze?
    Considering the options, bring on the end, please!

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    1. Yeah the end would be better to see
      Then be saved by any of those three

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  25. It is good to have that copyright
    If one is talented like thou
    but for me and my words
    not many care to use them anyhow :)

    betty

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    1. haha yeah they may steal
      So that could be a raw deal

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  26. I still have faith that my favorite superhero The Flash will show up, run around the earth causing it to reverse its spin, time will then reverse as well, and good will prevail over evil. Or at least I can undue some stupid thing I did or said with the time reversal opportunity.

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    1. Yes, but the the whole time space continuum may explode
      Or some science junk like that load lol

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  27. Even Murder He Wrote,
    Castle is not around to take note. Heh heh. Loved it.

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    1. That is what it is
      With his writing biz

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  28. Ripping on Wonder Woman is not cool.
    Makes me think the cat is a fool.
    That chick would run circles around all the super hero dudes.
    So don't bag on Wonder Woman, cause that's just rude!

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    1. lol Batman in drag
      Could beat her wonder flag

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  29. Did you include Wonder Woman? I missed that.
    Cuz that would just have made me mad.
    Trying to be her all my life.
    Now you're just causing me strife!

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    1. haha why would that be bad
      Copyright is what was had

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  30. Copyright leaves us with only so many options

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    1. That it does indeed
      When it takes seed

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  31. I say Hurray for Lassie
    He'd even save Orlin and Cassie!

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