Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Forget Ice Cream, Get A Theme!

Want a tip on how not to be insecure at your lair? Well just sit back and stare. Yeah, being crazy helps a ton. But that I have already given a run.


Don't pucker those lips,
Shake those hips.
Don't clench your ass,
Shake that mass.

Twerk and you die,
Sorry, don't cry.
On with the show,
About the flow.

If Tarsier Man,
That flash in the pan,
Can have one too.
Then so can you.

Even the cat,
Has one at his mat.
Just up to the left.
Sorry, no theft.

Made you look.
On the right at my nook.
Talking about a theme.
A steady fun stream.

Whenever you go,
Hang your head low,
Poor pitiful me,
You lost your glee,

Just play your tune,
Bounce like a baboon.
Shake that moon,
Just be a loon.

Don't grab a cat,
We hate that.
Humans can prance,
We'll just give a wtf glance.

So make up a theme,
Forget the ice cream.
Have a tune all your own,
With its unique tone.

Then give it a play,
When down at your bay.
Be famous like Spider Man.
Could even get a groupie clan.

Now was that not better advice than Drazin? He has the mind of a raisin. So forget that so called god. You are better off kissing a cod. Make your own little diddy and dance about. Groupies may give it a shout. Then you can be better than a singing bass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. Tips on not to be insecure
    Lots to bear and to endure
    Keep cool head
    None to dread
    One can then be more sure

    Hank

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    1. Yep, just keep a cool head
      And can weather any thread

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  2. Can we shake a cat? Are they like glowsticks - shake them and they glow?

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    1. Shake them and the scratch
      Then you easily detach

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  3. The last tip was the best! I wouldn't mind getting drunk all summer. Lol

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    1. lol your liver might hate it
      And have a fit

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  4. I tried a theme,
    It wasn't a dream,
    It felt too restrictive,
    And I hate anything constrictive!

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  5. Don't tell me not to grab the cat
    I'll squeeze him tight here at my mat
    even when he starts to claw
    I'll still grab hold and give out a roar
    because as it always goes
    I'm always willing to bind those paws

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    1. Pfft need to catch the cat
      He will just scat
      Leaving you with no arm
      Touch the cat and there is harm

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  6. ha. i this writing advice or dance for you life
    shaking like a babboon is more my speed,
    especially more than twerking...

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    1. haha anything beats twerking
      A dance for life could leave things perking

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  7. A theme for me.
    Wonder what it would be.
    Might be fun to sing it, too
    in my wooden spoon mic with the kitchen view.

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    1. Have to involve cats
      The bring you dead rats
      And birds too
      Plus the clouds that come due

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  8. never forget the ice cream

    favorite treat of the sweet tooth regime

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    1. Dairy is still scary
      Rather eat a berry

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  9. Make your load lighter
    Will make one politer
    Focus in on the sighter
    You'll see things more brighter
    But if you're not a fighter
    Then go fly a kiter

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    1. Go fly a kite
      To such a height
      That you get a shock
      From a lightning bolt or Spock

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  10. When I'm here
    my theme is quite clear
    harass the Cat
    poke fun at his sass
    then run away
    to spend the day
    happy at my bay.

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    1. Harass away
      The cat can take it any day
      And dish it back
      Or just fertilize your shack

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  11. Themes can be fun and make ideas come a bit faster,
    But few can compete against you to be sassier.

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    1. They can sure try
      But the cat would just poke them in the eye

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  12. Lots of great ideas to stay happy. One has to make their own happiness. It really isn't hard to do. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Nope, just have to make it a choice
      Then in it you can rejoice

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  13. I hopped from Alex to you, Pat. My brain is too stormy today to try to rhyme. I agree so much with your comment on his blog. I love how you just let it go at some point, quit niggling, and move on to the nest thing. And I hate pigeon holes!!!!! Try to cram me in one, and I'm going to bust out. I think you are insanely brilliant! I've learned so much from you. Loved, loved the theme video! Have a good one
    under your sun.
    Oopsies ~ I think you have a rainy storm headed your way.
    Take care at your bay.

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    1. A little rain would be fine by me
      Hot here at my sea
      Geez boosting the old ego of the cat
      I'll sure take that haha

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  14. That's a good idea to get a theme
    if one could settle on just one
    I tend to bounce around a lot in my thoughts
    that seems to be more fun :)

    betty

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    1. Bounce from here to there
      Can get a bouncy castle at your lair

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  15. Lady Gaga's Just Dance plays in my head
    I suppose that's better advice than staying in bed
    And it's hard to feel down when the music is blaring
    So I'll just dance without even caring.

    Loni

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    1. Dance and prance
      Who cares who gives a glance

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  16. Having a theme might be too much like being organized!

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    1. haha that is no good
      For you in your hood

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  17. I like working with themes, but then many of them battle about in my head, all saying pick me, me, at the same time.

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    1. Mix and match
      Then you can get to the whole batch

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  18. Sorry, I got distracted with the ice cream thing!

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    1. You eat that stuff
      Can't get enough?

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  19. "We'll just give a wtf glance." Yup, whenever I do an impromptu dance or prance, my cats do look at me like "WTF is wrong with her?!" LOL!

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    1. lol yep, just lift their head
      And look at you like you are the undead

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  20. I need to go out and get a theme

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    1. Could make it catchy as can be
      There at your sea

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    1. With a video too
      There at your zoo

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  22. Themes are grand. It's a Mama theme in my land!

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    1. Need to put it to song
      Then can do no wrong

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  23. Themes are the best,
    Toss out the rest!

    And just as an add, I love this bright header.
    They just keep getting better and better.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Always 14 or so on display
      Here at my bay

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  24. I can't forget ice cream. It's always in my dreams. Vanilla with chocolate on top. I never know when to stop.

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    1. haha have to stop or you'd get fat
      Can't go doing that

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  25. orlin N cassie....

    we played yur theme on de rite ...knot de left....coz de sound card bee werkin again.... N we terned up de volume then peepulz at de food serviss gurls place oh employ were sayin....eye hear a cat...

    like DUH.....

    yea...

    :)

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    1. haha the cat can meow away
      Does it every day

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  26. Just looked over the right...
    You're an accountant?
    How funny, are you crunching the numbers
    while you tap out the rhymes?

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    1. Yuck to the numbers that take seed
      But I rhyme inbetween indeed

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    1. Fattening at your zoo
      Theme song is better for you

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  28. But...but... ice cream is my favorite thing during summer ~

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    1. haha get a theme song to that
      Then you can have both at your mat

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  29. I'm sorry, but you lost me at "forget the ice cream." That, my dear friend, will not be happening on my end. Ice cream should be a main food group, and if I am ever ruler of the world, it's the first thing I am changing!

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    1. I hope you are never the ruler indeed
      Or I'd have to come off you at my feed

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  30. Being a loon is the best way to be imo.

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    1. A loon works every time
      Sure isn't a crime

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  31. I get that wtf glance from my kittens all the time,
    They're French so they don't get my badass moves and superior rhyme,
    I say "Blah little Le meow fuzz-buckets it’s your loss",
    though I get the feeling they really don't give a toss.
    Ice cream is yummy for an ever expanding tummy,
    So I'll just drink a cold one until this comment becomes le funny.

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    1. haha they think you are nuts
      Not sure they like shaking butts
      But if you shake a toy
      That sure brings joy

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  32. get a theme you say, how about - i am the greatest at everyones bay!

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    1. Hmmm ego may be a bit inflated
      Plus that could get dated haha

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  33. My daughter and her friends were twerking
    My husband walked in and the tears were a jerkin
    15 years old is her age
    His tears soon turned to daddy rage

    hahaha, not true about the tears, but my little girl dances way too well for her age, and her father is def. not a fan, hahahaha

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    1. hahaha look at you with the flow
      Rhyming on the go
      Yeah that is not a good thing
      A rage can surely spring

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  34. Wasn't expecting this delight
    When I clicked on your site
    But suddenly I want to shake
    My booty all over the lake.
    Lake Lure, the place I'm stayin'
    This week while my family's playin'
    And I co-host IWSG
    Bouncing around the blog sea
    But I don't have to worry about you
    You are too busy rhyming to get blue

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    1. No time to get blue
      Here at my zoo
      There is much to do
      Thanks for the view

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  35. I think I will shop
    For a theme or a prop
    Must be something on sale
    Or I'll rant and I'll rail

    Wait - saw one nearby
    It caught my sweet eye
    But now that I'm home
    It's decided to roam

    So a theme seems unlikely
    To prod at my psyche
    So I will sit still
    Where there's a way, there's a will

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    1. haha can find a way
      There at your bay
      Come what may
      A theme will play

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  36. I came home on a plane from Seattle. Didn't rain!
    So I'm late to your post, but alive, not a ghost.
    No storm, no crash, just a little less cash.
    My IWSG also rhymes. Whoopee!

    As to your verse, I have a "one-track" curse.
    Can't sing and write. What a sorry plight.
    One U-tube song leads to all night long.
    I can't even dance and plot. No chance.
    So I shut the door and type. What a bore!
    But whenever I meter, life couldn't be sweeter.



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    1. well what works works
      No need for perks
      Could just be a pain in the rear
      Need to keep the mind clear
      And a little late
      Isn't always a bad fate

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  37. Lord have mercy that was a lot of rhymes!
    How do you do that all the time??

    Visiting from IWSG,
    ~AJ from Naturally Sweet

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    1. Do it every day
      Here at my bay
      Easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  38. That sounds like me when I was younger.
    Just play your tune,
    Bounce like a baboon.
    Shake that moon,
    Just be a loon.

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