Monday, July 14, 2014

Glitch of a Witch Scratches The Book Itch!

So here we are with another release at our sand bar. But this one is not so kiddie at our sea. This one includes all of thee. I mean a Thinkingcap Ass and a freaky Betsy half zombie lass, the kids should not read. In it, much surely takes seed.

You've got a rhyming cat,
But you knew that.
Pat, going crazy.
Who he is gets hazy.

Miss Priss all sassy.
Of course that's Cassie.
Duke Drazin the godly mook.
And enough candy to make anyone puke.

Then comes a Thinkingcap Ass,
Betsy the freaky half zombie lass.
WorqueenDan, who gets rather large.
Manzi the worm queen on a barge.

A naked ninja wannabe.
Yep, that is rather scary.
An optimistic nut.
Some beer guys in a rut.

The Irish are there.
Old One Eye gives a blue blare.
She gets birthed out an ass.
Yeah, that is rather crass.

Rosey, Terry and Theresa did it.
The three headed mutt was a hit.
Old Duckbill is there.
The Gawker and Gloria are slaves at Betsy's freaky lair.

All of that and more.
Plus the ending I never posted at my shore.
And about 20,000 words in rhyme.
That has to be a fun time.


Click here for a peer.

Ready to get into Glitch of a Witch and feel that itch? She may cast a spell on you or just hit you with Worqueendan goo. Who really knows what comes to pass? Sure, beats my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

83 comments:

  1. Glitch of a Witch, all the fun times in Candy Land
    There it is additional book to hit the market again
    Prolific writer
    Witty player
    No sooner one is offered another comes a bargain

    Hank

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    1. Another will come
      From my rhyming bum
      Easy as can be
      At my sea

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  2. Wow! Congratulations! Do you ever sleep? Oh, and it's nice to see Captain Kirk back on your blog. ;-)

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    1. Get a few hours here and there
      At my lair lol

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  3. Congrats on Glitch of a Witch
    sure hope it doesn't make me itch
    rhyming all the way through without a hitch
    hope no blog followers end up in a ditch
    could be a grand slam as it has a nice pitch
    I think you've found your own little niche
    hope all these books will someday make your rich..

    Now, it's summer off to work I go such a bummer...haha

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    1. lol yes work is such a bummer
      Especially in summer
      Some end up in a ditch
      As freaky Betsy screams at high pitch lol

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  4. Congratulations on another book, Pat!

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    1. Add another to my shore
      Plenty for all to explore

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  5. That's a cool looking witch! Congrats on another! I think you should sell the whole collection one day as a series/set. You'll be the boy Judy Blume of today's world (being a guy, you might not know Judy Blume, but that's a compliment ;) ).

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    1. I have heard the name
      But no idea who she is with your claim
      And that is good?
      Works for my hood lol

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  6. Wow, you are one of the most prolific authors I know! Not only a post a day but book after book written at your bay!

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    1. They are lined up to go
      Just out they flow

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  7. 20,000 words in rhyme?
    That 'Glitch of the Witch'
    a dynamite!!!
    riding with glime
    selling as prime!

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    1. A ton indeed
      The rhyme just takes seed

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  8. A naked ninja wannabe? Isnt this for kids?!!

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    1. This one is for older
      As a few swears smolder

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  9. How did I ever turn have zombie?
    You need to refresh my memory!
    What have you done with my sweet little self?
    I should stuff you in a jar and put you on a shelf!
    lol.

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    1. You just turned into one
      At the candy land fun
      Wait until the next adventure comes due
      You are normal but have a scary secret at your zoo lol

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  10. Good for you to do another book. You must really like to write. I wish I had a kindle. Not in my budget. But I enjoy all your rhyming. That does sound like a good story. Take care.

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    1. Glad the rhyme is grand
      And I just let it flow at my land

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  11. Bellissima! I was never good at rhyming.

    www.saucysiciliana.blogspot.com

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    1. Rhyme, rhyme with time
      Easier than a mime

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  12. Nice. Love the cover, but no surprise there. :D

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    1. Get covers done that are fun
      Under my sun

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  13. Congrats Pat! We wish you a very successful witching hour!

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    1. Hopefully the hour will last
      That be a blast

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  14. Not just another book, but we're in it? That's just beyond cool. Opened the first few pages and saw one of us mention "gummy beer." Yep, we're hooked. Now I just hope Amazon actually lets us post a review for this one. The last one (from my nephew, but as transcribed by me) didn't stick. Stay tuned.

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    1. haha gummy beer comes due
      And you live to the end too
      Next one maybe not so much
      But that is a few months out to touch haha
      And yeah stupid amazon is a pain in the butt
      Lets my movie reviews stick at my hut
      But books are hit or miss for me
      To review at my sea

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  15. ha. look forward to perusing this in my nook,
    you havent left out a single mook,
    except perhaps the nuts that lurk
    and never let you know their name,
    my shelves will soon will with your fame.

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    1. haha oh those nuts would sure scare all away
      And not have a very nice day
      But there is an idea there
      May have to use it at my lair

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  16. Congratulations on another hit!!! I love the title too.

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    1. Hopefully another hit
      Will come to my pit

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  17. Can't go wrong with a witch as the character. Good to see you again!

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  18. Glitch of a Witch....I always like that name
    Offers up sorcery, quite the same
    Latch the windows bar the door
    Roll up the rug for a new dance floor
    If it's not for kiddies is it little light porn
    Something to read in the early morn
    Cat's ideas have no limits tiz plain to see
    Congrats on a new book from me to thee

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    1. haha no light porn comes due
      The cat tries to avoid that at his zoo
      With a little ugly witch
      Such porn would make one itch

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  19. Congrats, Pat! I'm going to look into getting a Kindle App for my Mac ~ Then I can download your new book! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. Will have a grand one
      As I work under my sun lol

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  20. Sounds like a fun book! It's always amusing when you feature the heroes of blogland!

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    1. haha the duck bill
      Gets in for a spill

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  21. A witch themed book is always of interest and 20K is a lot,
    Still don't know how you write so much and come up with a new plot.

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    1. Done really well
      Also thought it was swell

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  23. Awesome cover and great name, too!
    Congratulations for the newest book at your zoo!
    20,000 words-- that's no easy task
    How do you do it, I have to ask

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    1. Just get the idea and go
      20,000 in rhyme is fun at my show

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  24. Concats, Pat! We can't believe how busy you are! Is that one rated "cat" for those who scare easily?

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    1. Nah not too scary
      But things do get hairy

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  25. Beer...and naked?
    That's my selection!
    One gets me buzzed.
    The other? Erection.

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    1. But what to do
      If no one is around to join you

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  26. congrats with another one
    and so many words of rhyme
    truly you are amazing with what you do
    and how you manage your time!

    betty

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    1. My ocd helps a lot
      Keeping me up on the plot

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  27. Congratulations on your latest book. It sounds deliciously creepy. And that witch is frightening.

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    1. Not too creepy
      But some may get weepy

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  28. orlin N cassie....conga ratz two yur dad on book number 16,833 !!! total lee rockin awesum N we hope de glitch sells a bazillion...we will tell de food gurl ta add two de amazon list ore her mite even get brave N download de kindle app !!!

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    1. haha she will get brave one day
      We hold out hope at our bay

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  29. Woo hoo! Love the new book! Great cover too!

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  30. Congrats on another!
    Love that cover.

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    1. Keep adding to the pile
      Soon it will stretch a mile

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  31. Sounds like fun and a great cover as well

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  32. You always have something on the go, another awesome cover

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  33. Very cool! Congratulations on your new book! And thanks for stopping by and visiting us today!

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    1. No problem at all
      Sounds like fun at your hall

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  34. Congrats on your new book!! How fun you have us all in this one! I hope this is your best seller yet!

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    1. Would be grand
      As all help sell it from blogland

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  35. We're amazed all the time
    How Pat can always rhyme
    We do have to say
    We wonder many days
    If he always talks this way???

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    1. haha nope, can turn it off
      People at work may scoff
      If I talked that way
      All through the day

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  36. A new book is birthed
    And the plot unearthed
    Betsy half-zombie?
    The other half coffee!

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    1. haha that would be her
      As she tries to de-fur

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  37. You are on a book writing roll. Wishing you all the luck in selling many books.

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