Friday, July 25, 2014

Make The Cut, Now What?

So the cat got an email a while ago and it was not hate mail at my show. Damn, I must be doing something wrong. I guess I need zombie feet to come on strong.

How do you start a blog?
I am a bump on a log.
I want to start a blog.
Help me through the fog.

Gave them the link,
In it did sink.
They signed up,
Like an obedient pup.

Now what do I do?
I don't have a clue.
There are things here.
They make me run in fear.

Blogger is easy as can be.
Not sure what is wrong with thee.
But laid it out with ease,
And it was a breeze.

Does it look good?
Will people come to my hood?
How do I get them to come?
I think I need some rum.

Gave a little meow,
Telling them how.
Then they were happy,
But for all of that, turns out they aren't yappy.

What can I write?
It is such a plight.
I have no clue.
Can you write for my zoo?

So not only did I create it,
Or pointed what to hit.
But now I have to write it too?
Pffft to you.

I guess I won't blog.
I will go walk the dog.
Thank you though.
Now I must go.

So now you know.
Even before ducks are in a row,
Don't assume a thing,
Make sure they know what to write at their wing.

Hmmm start a blog and do not know what to write. That is sure a scary plight. They must have thought it happened by magic. How tragic. Better luck teaching a singing bass. At least it provided a post for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

84 comments:

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    1. It's #21 coming of age
      It's certainly a privilege!

      Hank

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    2. Hank, I need to start getting up early
      and make your record all squirrely.
      Give you a run for your money
      so you won't be first, honey.
      haha.

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    3. haha better get that coffee lowing
      If you want up early and a #1 showing

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    4. Betsy Ma'am,
      A few did just that and got me to start all over again from square one.It was fun though!

      Hank

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    5. Have to be ready
      As she tries to stop you steady

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  2. How do you start a blog? That's the question
    Sock it out to them that will be good reason
    It does take some pains
    Out to make some gains
    Write and link up it'll be good for all seasons

    Hank

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  3. Many of my friends have created a blog because they thought it's as simple as that. once you make it, words will come outta your mouth themselves! as if ''Creating a blog'' is some kinda mighty action that gives people magestic writing skills. If so, I did something wrong, lol.

    Btw - Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer - loving this! My new motto, lol!

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    1. Yeah they think it all happens by magic
      That sure is tragic

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  4. Kind of pointless if you don't know what to say.

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    1. Yep, pointless indeed
      For the brain dead at their feed

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  5. Lol, starting the blog is the easy part. Keeping it going and getting followers, not so easy.

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    1. Nope, takes lots of work
      Starting it is the perk

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  6. At least you took the time to help as much as you could
    But they needed to be more prepared, they really should

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    1. Yeah needed a brain I think
      Frozen over like an ice rink

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  7. One shouldn't blog, if in a fog. One shouldn't ask, if not up for the task.

    You're so awesome!

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    1. haha indeed they should not
      Ideas help a lot

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  8. If you are thinking of starting a blog and don't know what to write you are clearly looking to do it for the wrong reasons!

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    1. That they are in every way
      Probably looking for ego boost and/or pay

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  9. Cat was kind in his land
    Offering a helping hand
    But two hands needed for a clap
    Express one's self, give a rap
    It's like a song of yesteryear
    Don't go cry'n in your beer
    "It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it"
    Saddle up a star and you may even cue it

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    1. Hopefully the way it is done
      Turns out to be fun
      Otherwise may cause dread
      And just be hard on the head

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  10. At least you were nice enough to help. :)

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    1. Shh don't spread it around
      The cat has to be mean with a hissing sound

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  11. I don't think I ever had a theme
    And as silly as it may seem,
    Too many followers would give me the creepers;
    But the ones I have are definitely keepers!

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    1. Too many might cause dismay
      Leaving on answering comments night and day

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  12. What to write?
    That is a plight.
    Just look around and follow suit.
    If you can't, then just be mute.
    haha.
    My blog friend Keith is having this very thing
    happening to him and this song he would sing.
    Feels like he is asked to write the post
    and even be the blogger host!
    lol....

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    1. haha yeah, be a copy cat
      And if you can't do that
      Then go away
      Until you have something to say
      lol sometimes i guess the well runs dry
      Thankfully you've got cats and clouds in the sky
      And I've got whatever pops on in
      We are safe at our bin

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  13. I think a lot of people are baffled by the blogosphere!
    And I even know one woman who writes poetry who is not interested in blogging at all & will NEVER comment in my blot, but she keeps inundating my mailbox with their poetry and wanting a comment in return. I would just rather visit a blog and comment than have individual poems clutter my inbox.

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    1. Yeah that would just be a pain in the ass
      On it I would take a pass
      Blogs are way easier to do
      To that I'd give a big screw you lol

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  14. Guess I am the lucky (in some ways) blogger since I have so many participants to write about. Just take a picture and make a story out of it. Some days it is hard to find subjects. Just have to go with the flow.

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    1. haha yeah with all the kitties at your bay
      Easy peasy if you can find them on display

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  15. Well you know in my bay
    Always have recipes to make
    But nobody think is a hard work
    Make the post in my show
    Anyway is not a problem make the stuff
    Because I love to cook.
    BTW is funny someone want make a blog
    But dont have idea what write in his show.lol

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    1. lol yeah was funny indeed
      They had nothing to type at their feed
      Takes works for sure at your shore
      and much more

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  16. Sounds like they should have stayed off the internet

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    1. Should have been the plan
      Instead they wanted a fan

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  17. Lol. I can so relate. My blog is just under 1 year old and I feel like I am first comming out of this new baby phase.

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    1. haha at least you know what to write
      At your site

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  18. I guess they really didn't know the difference between write or wrong!

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    1. lol nope, they did not
      Things went to pot

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  19. Blogging is funny.
    Blogging's for many.
    But, as for the money?
    Don't expect any.

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    1. Yep, not a buck
      Want that you're shit outta luck

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  20. Good for you for being nice
    Trying to help another off the ice
    Sounds like they never should have tried
    Sounds like a bad case of brain fried
    But good that they turned to you
    'Cuz you're an expert at your zoo

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    1. They were sure fried
      Then they scurried away to hide

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  21. I always enjoy your verses, this one no exception.
    Yvonne/

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  22. It is silly to try and start a blog if you have nothing really to say,
    Probably told they need to get on social media and play.

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    1. More than likely that was it
      Should have gone to twitter for a fit

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  23. Wow. Not sure why they would want one.

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  24. I would like to write a blog
    About a dog
    A fog
    A smog
    A cog
    Eggnog
    A frog
    A log
    All things agog
    Perhaps write daily
    Write so gaily
    Poetry like Dr. Seuss
    On the loose
    With a moose
    Footloose
    In a caboose
    With Mother Goose
    What do you reckon
    Your words I beckon

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    1. Be a copy cat
      There at your mat
      That would be fun
      Could be well done

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  25. How to start a blog
    What to write with brain fog
    perhaps you should charge a fee
    as your services are not for free
    the cat always has something to say
    here everyday at his rhyming bay

    Enjoy your day my light hearted fool

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    1. Charge a fee
      That works for me
      Make some dough
      Here at my show

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  26. How terribly selfish of you!
    You KNOW what that person wanted you to do.
    Just set up a great blog under his name,
    Write all the posts, and let him reap the fame.

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    1. hahaha screw that
      Gets a big finger flip from the cat

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  27. Wow, that's taking writer's block to a new extreme.

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    1. That it is indeed
      At least some words should take seed

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  28. orlin N cassie

    it wuz leader Clark wasn't it....☺☺

    heerz two a raccoon butterflyfish kinda week oh end… ♥





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    1. Leader Clark the cat would whack upside the head
      And make sure he and his queenie was good and dead

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  29. Oops, writer's block. Good of you to get them going, though.

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    1. They couldn't get far
      There at their sand bar

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  30. Blog of ideas! What a fun!
    Something for every day-
    then everyone will come!

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    1. Every day I have here
      All set up for my rhyming rear

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  31. Not sure if I would encourage anyone to start a blog
    even if they asked me
    they could find out it is very addicting
    and your time becomes very limited and no longer free :)

    betty

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    1. haha that is very true
      It sucks a lot of time from you

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  32. Er...I could use some suggestions too! :o)

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    1. haha at least you have one or two
      There at your zoo

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  33. I really hate those emails from people wanting to start a blog and want me to hand hold through the whole process. I didn't have any help and somehow figured it all out myself. The kicker is always when they see how much work it is, they back out and don't do one after all. I now just point them to a few links and send them on their merry way.

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    1. haha that is all i'll do from now on
      They can figure it out or go mow the lawn

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  34. people run out of ideas

    maybe something on a pizzeria

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  35. Ideas for blogging?
    I've got a few
    but will my readers say pee-yew?

    VR Barkowski

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    1. I doubt they will say that
      There at your mat

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  36. Blogger is very easy and that is why I like it. Easy does it.

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  37. Others encourage me to blog
    They say it's like rolling off a log
    I always have something to say
    But maybe not every day

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    1. Should give it a go
      There at your show

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