Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Movie Of The Week At My Creek!

The super hero movie has taken over. Of course that is even known by rover. So the cat has to chime in and do the best one ever at his bin.


 The treasure of inka dinka doo,
Had disappeared from view.
What would the world do?
They called in the super hero crew.


But he was blank.
He had no gas in the tank.
Must be the sheet.
Aren't those pajamas neat?


Then came four,
Who all seemed to adore.
The rock one ate them though.
That was pretty low.


If it talks like a duck,
You are in luck.
Until he came across a cat,
Then that was the end of that.


He dropped the basketball,
Now he'll get you at last call.
He swings his mighty hammer.
Is he wearing parts of the slammer?


He comes at top speed,
Helping all in need.
Just touch his magic rock.
Busted for sounding dirty with his rock stock.


They were just sent away.
Those nipples just caused dismay.
Look at those plastic things,
As bad as plastic hospital wings.


He thought it was found,
He would get a huge reward mound.
They would pay a hefty price.
Oops, it was just ice.


Thor came to play.
He was ready to join the fray.
Whoops, he has the wrong hat.
Just forget about that.


Then she came.
A fine to peep at dame.
But after one of the worst movies ever,
The world threw up and forgot their endeavor.

Now won't you be first in line for such a flick? Then at the end you can just get sick. A super hero film to top them all, right here on my wall. But if you hurl over that last lass, stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

80 comments:

  1. 'Movie Of The Week At My Creek!"
    Interestingly lots of choice to seek
    Super-heroes especially
    Seemingly very likely
    Matter of setting time for these flicks

    Hank

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    1. Time it takes
      Some give the shakes
      Avoid most of these
      Rather watch the screen freeze

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  2. Yet another masterpiece Pat. Great reading.

    Yvonne.

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  3. I'm sure the cat doesn't claim that last one. Awful movie. And from reading this post, there have been a lot of bad super heroes over the years.

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    1. Yep, one of the worst ever
      Nothing about that thing was clever

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  4. Would you find it awfully odd,
    If I chose the one who muttered 'puny god'?
    He and that hoppy Henson thing,
    Could caterwaul about being green.

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    1. Not odd at all
      Soon he'll be the Kingpin at every hall

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  5. Howard the Duck is a classic
    But it's no park named Jurassic
    Loved that you included a scene from Adventures in Babysitting
    Loved that movie so it's very fitting

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    1. Yeah that one was great
      Watched it many a time at my gate

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  6. Many of these movies I dont recognize! You should give titles I would be curious to see them!

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    1. You might want to avoid most
      There at your coast

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  7. Wel, I have never gone to the movies very much. Always too busy and now too poor. But don't think I would enjoy those movies anyway. But liked the pictures. You have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha yeah many are bad
      Not a fun time would be had

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  8. Glad WW didn't make the post.
    She's got more class that all that host.
    Rock guy looks like Grape Face
    I wonder if he took his place. lol...

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    1. haha she was off with Superman
      Getting some tan
      Grape Face could be related
      But then again rock guy is dated

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  9. Adam's in too?
    I've gotta get up at 4:30 now? I'm through.
    But I will try again at your zoo.
    A woman at the first spot has come due.

    Are you sure that's a rock
    Or a really big, long sock?

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    1. Have to be early at my sea
      As they fight for #1 with glee
      Nope, it was a magic rock
      At least I think that is what gave him a shock

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  10. Howard the duck was one of the worst movies I've ever seen

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    1. hahaha yeah that was bad
      Not a fun time was had

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  11. None of these appeal to me
    I will pass on each at my sea!
    No insult meant to thee!

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    1. haha it is good to pass
      As 90% suck ass

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  12. I'm not too sure that all of those heroes are super!

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    1. Super crazy maybe at best
      Not up to snuff with the rest

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  13. For super hero movies
    not much of a fan
    they seem to have a way
    to destroy much in the land

    betty

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    1. That they do
      Blow stuff up when in view

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  14. I love the movies that you pick
    Such a talent, what a trick
    Of style and glamour they do reek
    I say sincere with tongue in cheek

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    1. haha tongue and cheek is the way
      As most need to go into the trash bay

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  15. Wow, those super heroes pretty much came up zeros. Yet more movies will be made, more losers will get paid. Never an end to crime fighting fools, but I'd rather just watch my cat while he drools.

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    1. haha beats watching most of those
      As weirdos strike a pose

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  16. you know, if we had to go through those movies to get to the superheroes of today i guess it was worth it, but they make me shiver at the thought...def most b movie and cult films at best, and i guess nostalgia is best, i do miss the early cartoons though...and dont get me started on the bat-dance...

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    1. haha yeah I guess it was worth it to get to today
      But all of them are crap on display
      The cartoons of old were way better too
      Now they are just so dumbed down all they do is moo

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  17. The only movie I actually didn't mind out of those is Catwoman. No, it wasn't great . . . I would call it more of a chick flick than an action movie, but if there's nothing else on TV then I'll watch it. *shrugs*

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    1. I'll pretend I never heard that
      You can enjoy it at your mat lol

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  18. So sad to see the duck bill superhero taken down by a cat. He could've been the greatest super hero of all time!

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    1. You could have had a mate
      Such a sad sad fate

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  19. Oy. Howard the Duck. Creeped me out more than just a little.

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    1. He was a creepy duck
      Did way more than cluck

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  20. You missed the best superhero of all: Doctor Who!

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    1. Would he count though
      As being a super hero show

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  21. Batman, Robin, Batgirl
    Now that there is such a hoot
    How they make my toes curl...
    those nipples on their batsuits.

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    1. In a platonic way
      Right, at your bay?

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  22. orlin N cassie

    ba jezuz ...........R eyez ....faaaaaaaaaaaa....damn quacker...

    bye de way....if it bee a sooper hero ewe iz lookin for....look noe further than de mite "G"...Godzilla.....

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    1. Godzilla will have him for a snack
      When he goes on the attack

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  23. Always grand in your land, Pat.

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  24. I'm with Chrys, I liked Cat Woman:)

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  25. This was awesome! Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger? What movie was that?

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    1. Batman & Robin as he was Mr. Freeze
      Avoid it like a cold breeze

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  26. Super hero's come and go
    where they go I don't know
    Cat woman just for the cat
    what no bat girl at your mat

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    1. haha she was there
      You missed her at my lair

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    1. I liked it when I was five
      Watched it later, I had no taste then at my hive

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  28. Fun to see this collection
    of superheros
    at your sea!

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    1. Even though they are scary
      And maybe a tad too hairy

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  29. Meowwwwwwwww.

    Wait, what was this post about? Did you other pics than the last one? For some reason I was hypnotized by the Cat Woman. I guess that was what the producers were hoping for.

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    1. haha that is about all the movie is good for
      Watch her run around and explore

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  30. The only one of these of seen
    Was babysitting back as a teen
    No interest in any of the rest
    Rather be in a cycling fest

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    1. The rest you can avoid as they are crap
      All across the map

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  31. What a flashback! I remember watching Howard the Duck all the time when I was a kid. Adventures in Babysitting was cool too. Those were the days of movies so bad, they were good.

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    1. haha yeah plus as kids we had little taste
      Now some of those just turns one mind to paste

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  33. I've seen two of these! Woot! I thought I commented already, but maybe I was too quick on the draw after hitting publish (or it could be a duplicate, which is not unheard of w/me either, lol). Actually in scrolling back up, I've seen three of them, sort of, if you count the partial watching I did of Cat Woman.

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    1. Partial is more than enough for that
      And you did comment, you just did it on the wrong post at my mat lol

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  34. Hilarious! I remember a bunch of those guys. Thanks for the laughs!!

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  35. Saw a couple of these
    Didn't turn my crank
    Rather see Depp
    Walk the plank

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    1. The first on yes
      The last three were a mess

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