Friday, July 18, 2014

Round Twenty Four Take The Tour!

So they are here to give your summer some cheer, or maybe fear, either way the search engine nuts once again kick things into gear. They must like their fame and having everyone know that they are rather scary and/or lame.

"i love round ass"

My, aren't you picky. So flat ass is icky?

"i had a nickel verse speaking"

If I had a nickel,
Instead of a pickle,
I'd be in the know,
My bank account would grow.

"boobie prize"

Word to the wise, those aren't pies.

"Stuck in an elevator with music in my head"

Damn, why did you get out of bed? That has to cause dread.

"laws are meant to be poked full of holes."

But they don't use paper any more. Good luck at your shore.

"snow is my friend."

Go away! Keith, I know it is you at my bay.

"so many pretty flowers on the wall."

Hmm nope, not a one here. Are you staring at a flowery rear?

"My dog just ate my toe."

Ouch to that. But better to eat your toe than a cat.

"True wandering places I wonder."

Truedessa, did you make them wonder? Maybe their brains you decided to plunder?

"Slick shit goes two ways."

Hmmm a crap maze? Why do you gaze?

"The power of a gun in my hand."

Yep, nut jobs r us have found my land. Maybe they'll shoot off their hand.

"Easter bunny flopper."

Is that like an Easter copper? Bet it's a heart stopper.

"how many times to I have to say it....."

Maybe if you said it then you wouldn't have a question fit.

"Can I really stick it up there?"

And how did you find my lair? Take the probe and go to the fair.

Now the cat will leave you with the winner of this round. He or she can really astound. I bet they live at the pound. Maybe there this search engine query was found? Either way, they are sure to brighten your day, or scare you away, come what may.

"Scared I peed myself and washed the stain with a tongue."

Yuck and yuck some more. Think twice before a tongue gets near you at your shore. Aren't you glad you came for this search engine pass? They were all so clever that they had to impress you liked they impressed my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

83 comments:

  1. Some of those - especially the last one - sound like lines from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

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    1. Well some maybe
      Never heard the last one on there though at my sea lol

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  2. "Stuck in an elevator with music in my head"
    At least it was one sure sign one was not dead
    One hard luck
    To get stuck
    Rare occasions it would happen but still a dread

    Hank

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    1. Yeah getting stuck
      Would sure bring a umm what the duck
      But still alive
      Unless it crashes and your don't survive

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  3. LOL yes the snow search was me
    I admit it with glee
    A dog eating a toe would be painful
    I would give it a look that's disdainful

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    1. Yeah the dog would get it
      I knew it was your hit

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  4. Who is discussing pee
    There at your sea?
    It's either one sick puppy
    Or a twisted Yuppy.

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    1. Or a five year old
      Typing things in bold

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  5. My dog just ate my toe?!?! I would think a doctor would be a better place to go then a search engine!

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    1. Yeah that would be a good bet
      As one curses the pet

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  6. ouch that last one is a bit scary...ha
    wonder where its going...oh mary!
    think i'd trade my pickle for more than
    a nickle, a shit maze would be disorienting
    what with all the stinking...ha

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    1. haha be lost in there forever
      With such a shitty endeavor
      And I don't want to know
      Where the last one will go

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  7. Makes wonder if some of those searches are people having typos or just messing around. Too funny though.

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    1. Yeah could just be to see what they can see
      And then somehow they find me

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  8. LMAO I never get ones like this. Those are hilarious.

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    1. They are fun to use
      To amuse and abuse

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  9. You never know what you are going to find or what you will do when you find it!

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    1. haha that is surely true
      Especially with the scary crew

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  10. I bet there are some really gross searches. I really don't want to know what they are. A crap maze sounds pretty darn yuck. By the way, that cat in the header today is just terrific. We like that one. Take care.

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    1. I bet they are too
      And yep, 14 headers to view

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    1. Just like my shack
      with their weird attack

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  12. lol I'd have thought of Keith on the snow search too. :)

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    1. lol everyone knows him
      Loves snow that makes others grim

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  13. I guess some people like flowers on the wall and other things

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    1. Flowers on the wall
      Beats the other call

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    1. Well that is better than eating it
      And it becoming spit

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  15. Ha. The other day I going in the elevator when they played a song that is actually stuck in my head.

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    1. They can get stuck there
      Oh the despair

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  16. Word meanings change through time is true
    I've wondered on it at my zoo
    Boobie prize takes time to ponder
    While gazing at the wild blue yonder
    Newspeak isn't really new
    Cows will always just say moo

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    1. Cows will never crow?
      Well you never know
      Maybe the crow will teach
      And a boobie prize is in reach

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  17. I've often wondered what someone would think if they saw my internet searches. The browser history of a writer can be VERY interesting!

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    1. Yep, searching things that are scary
      Things could get rather hairy

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  18. I'm disturbed by the things people search for. Lol

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    1. I got used to it long ago
      As they keep finding my show

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    1. They are fun to do
      To abuse one or two

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  20. Some weird ones in this batch
    I really must say
    That last one though
    Is icky, gross, ewwwww, did not make my day!

    betty

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    1. haha yep, that is about the size of it
      Some really nasty umm spit

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  21. Round is good, didn't you know
    Mr. Kitty Cat at your show?
    What in the world is a boobie prize, I wonder
    Would they be round like that ass down under?
    How much are we talking?
    Would they result in a bit of stalking?
    I'd rather get stuck in an elevator in Spain
    Round things aplenty and no rain
    Yes, Truedessa, what's up with that?
    Did you want to hide a cat?
    So if I type stick it up there
    I end up at your lair?
    Now, why would that be...
    Could it be the hair at your sea?

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    1. A boobie prize, beats me
      But I'll take 2 at my sea
      haha you and Spain
      As the round things rain
      Could be hair
      Could be something more rare
      Like a rhyming ass
      That is rather crass

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    2. A rhyming ass that says, "Olé!"
      Well, if it's round and female, I say, "Okay!"
      Better strike that... I'm to tired
      Still beat getting fired

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    3. That could get your mojo going
      With such a round showing

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  22. orlin N cassie

    uh...so....due uz cats all rise up in una son N say....butt lickin groomin goes on ALL DE TIME; even after...... bath room use !!

    ♥♥♥
    Heerz two a dolly varden trout kinda week oh end !!

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    1. haha that it does
      Lick away all the fuzz

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  23. Well, that is a weird one True wandering places I wonder
    maybe, they were wondering about how to create thunder
    or maybe, they wanted to cast a spell to put one under

    round 24 brought so much more..
    you sure do get them at your shore...

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    1. A spell you say
      No voodoo at my bay
      Hopefully they went the other way
      And had a bad day
      24 sure brought a ton
      Just did 28 the other day under my sun lol

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    2. Pee licking tongues... Dear Lord. What's next?

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    3. Blue balls too?
      That work for you lol

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    4. Better than goo
      Or a dirty shoe
      No?
      Oh.

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    5. Rather the goo
      Than the blue

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  24. “Stick it up there”
    I can only construe
    Is your frequent quote
    “My rhyming ass” – it’s true!

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    1. Must have came from that
      But nothing goes up there on the cat

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  25. My goodness, you get the strangest phrases
    The scope of these simply amazes

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    1. Amazing in a bad way
      What is on display

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  26. Ha - round ass or flat ass
    they both can pass gas.
    Smiles!

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    1. Easy peasy
      Could smell kind of cheesy

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  27. Now I have stuck in a elevator with music in my head to the tune of Aerosmith's Love in the Elevator

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    1. Stuck actually doing that
      May not be bad at your mat lol

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  28. Searched for a rhyming cat
    And a dude name Pat Hatt
    How about that
    I'm where it's at
    Time to scat
    As a matter of fact.....

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    1. Easy to find
      My rhyming behind
      One of a kind
      As I share my mind

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  29. Funny how weird weird has got
    And you get the most weird of the lot
    That snow dude is a strange fellow
    Lets hope he doesn't like what's yellow
    I bet the last pee guy wouldn't care
    His tongue seems to be everywhere.

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    1. Yeah you could tongue the snow
      Bend down nice and low
      Have to erase that image from my mind
      So nasty these nuts that I find

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  30. I love the music in my head
    but no to getting stuck in elevator
    with no bread.

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    1. Stuck there would suck
      Be crap outta luck

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  31. I guarantee you that was Keith talking about the snow. Every time he starts that shit, I just want to hit him with the biggest snowball I can find!

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    1. haha whack right upside the head
      I'm up for that kind of dread

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  32. ha - my dog always used to lick my toes - never ate one though... fortunately

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    1. That is good it was just a lick
      Eating would be rather ick

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  33. Oh man... the winner is pretty gross. and this comes from someone who talks a lot of crap.

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    1. Nasty indeed
      Not sure why typing such things take seed

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  34. Whaaaat????
    Just found the one time I'd want my tongue to be numb. hahaha.

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    1. hahaha I guess there is a time for everything
      Even numb tongues at your wing

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