Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Some Loonie Play For Canada Day!

So for today at my bay instead of singing that annoying O Canada song and be bored to death before long, the cat figures some facts could come due. Canada has facts? Who knew?

Come near, come far,
By plane, train or car,
Just let it rip,
And have a fun trip.

Go to Winnepeg for a spell.
I here it's fun as hell.
You can see more snakes there,
Than in any other lair.

Our money is funny,
Even down where its sunny.
But the ink for the US green,
Was created at a Montreal scene.

We don't just fish.
Could get an iceberg on your dish.
Yep, harvesting icebergs is fun.
I hear we harvest a ton.

My fears are validated,
For it may be gated,
But we built the world's first UFO landing pad.
Butt plugs must have sold like mad.

We have the safest roads for wildlife.
Unless they really want strife.
Build bridges for them to get to the other side.
See, now chickens don't have to hide.

A park in Alberta somewhere,
Is bigger than many a lair.
It is bigger than all of Switzerland too.
I wonder if they have a clue?

Err umm okay.
The drunks must be at play.
For we have bathtub races too.
Why? I have no clue.

Also have the canoe capital of the world.
I guess bathtubs don't want to be twirled.
So canoe it is.
This is starting to fizz.

Oh wait! There is one more.
The best thing ever at our shore.
The world's first outhouse museum is here.
Sadly, it is even near.

Not that the cat cares about such country boasting crap, but I figured I would give it a lap. Where else can aliens and bathtub races take place? At least the drunks get their full thought embrace. Now I will walk across a safe overpass, shaking my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Happy Canada Day Pat and his cats
      Here's one for your stats...haha
      July 1st and I am number one
      that is something that is rarely done

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    2. haha wow, you beat poor Hank
      Made him walk the plank
      That is sure unseen
      Often at my scene
      Right on time too
      #1 on July 1 are you

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  2. Truedessa scored number one today! Very fitting.
    Happy Canada Day. Alien landing pad you say? No thanks. And doesn't Canada boast the largest mall in the world?

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    1. I don't know about the largest mall
      but, it does have the best view of the falls

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    2. I think it has a huge arse mall
      One in Ontario and the other in Alberta's stall
      But whether or not the largest around
      Beats me at my ground

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  3. They harvest icebergs there?
    Wow, that's some rareified air
    A park bigger than Switzerland is amazing
    Plenty of space for deer to be a grazing
    Happy Canada Day to you Pat
    But can you take Justin Beiber back?

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    1. No way hosa
      Keep him at your bay
      Throw him in a jail
      Or to china send him in the mail

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  4. i will be saying eh? all day to co-mem-oray-te O Canada day
    tomorrow is world UFO day, which obviously fails to compare
    to outhouse amusement parks...

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    1. Eh, hate that word
      To it I flip the bird
      No one says it around here
      Tomorrow I will cover my rear

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    2. Eh is the word
      To Eh I flip the bird

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  5. Things peculiar and spectacular I must say
    Wishing all Canadians Happy Canada Day
    4th of July the other
    just around the corner
    Having celebrations galore all the way

    Hank

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    1. Yeah close they are
      No at all far
      Strange things indeed
      Seem to take seed

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  6. A park larger than all of Switzerland??
    Wow, that is an impressive fact for sure!
    Happy Canada Day!

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    1. Yeah get lost there
      Maybe have a bigfoot affair

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  7. Thanks for the abundance in ink. Next time can you send more money? :) :)

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    1. Funny money we can send
      Loonies are a growing trend

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    1. haha and to that I my zoo
      I give a whoopdi friggin doo
      Such a patriotic cat
      Here at my mat lol

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  9. You Canadians are so silly, celebrating Independence Day on the first instead of the fourth

    What do you'll even call your President up north?

    Kidding aside, enjoy your holiday.

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    1. haha yeah have to do it another way
      Also get thanksgiving going faster at our bay

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  10. Happy Canada Day from all of us!

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Whoopdi friggin doo may again take seed ll

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  11. Some nice facts, on your laurels you Canadians can relax. Canada Day here just means more Canadians shopping for cheap beer. I hope you have some days off, if not call in sick with a big cough.

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    1. Oh the day is off indeed
      Off until next monday at my feed

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    1. A happy day
      At least i can do at my bay

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  13. Happy Canada Day
    Holiday time for you and the cats
    Beautiful weather some games and the rats
    Enjoy the sunshine it won't last long
    Got to go swimming in a French thong
    Got to go swimming in a French thong

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    1. Hmmmm okay
      I'll leave that last one to your bay lol

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  14. I learned some facts about Canada
    that I did not know
    that was interesting about the wildlife
    and the roads, so the roads must go slow?

    betty

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    1. Nope, roads go quick just nothing to hit
      As they can walk above it

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  15. I would like to see the bathtub races and the outhouse museum. Anyway, Happy Canada day to all that live up there. Have a great day.

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    1. The outhouse museum you say
      Be a crappy time at your bay lol

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  16. Ohhh… LOVED this. I love Canada. I wish you would've fit Peggy's Cove in there… or at least a Tim Horton's blueberry muffin… he he… and I still freak out every time I remember you live in Nova Scotia. Seriously. I don't think you could make me more jealous. :) :) :)

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    1. haha I guess I'll have to move away
      So then you won't be jealous of my bay

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  17. Happy Canada Day! An Outhouse Museum? That would be quite a display!

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    1. It sure is full of shit
      Just a bit

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  18. Like Ireland but with more snow and French!

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    1. Yuck to the snow
      No French near my show

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  19. Well, Happy Canada Day, anyway Pat! Here's to a couple cold ones to celebrate!

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    1. Water you mean
      That won't hurt the spleen lol

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    2. Well, we have to say, water didn't pass our thoughts, but ok.

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    3. lol geez alcoholic kitties at your sea
      catch that from a flea? lol

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  20. Had to stop by to wish you a happy Canada Day. You listed all the attractions your Country has to offer, but you left one out the best one of all. The rhyming arse licking Cat we've all come to love.

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    1. But that one is just a given at my sea
      All should bow down to me lol

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  21. Happy Canada Day, Pat!
    I enjoyed the facts!
    Do you know that predators have learned to wait for their prey crossing those highway bridges for animals!
    Don't tell me animals don't think!

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    1. Wow, never knew that one
      I guess they sure are smart under the sun

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  22. You forgot about the mooses
    and their big fat cabooses.
    Hit one with your car
    and you'll be flug so far
    you'll end up here.
    It's true, I fear.
    haha.

    Happy Canada Day!

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    1. lol you'll be good and dead
      And the moose will just walk off to club med

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  23. orlin N cassie....

    ya noe...we all ways wundered what happend ta all de snakes Patrick, knot yur dad, de saint.....knot that yur dadz knot a saint, just sayin....

    wear wuz we...oh, yea.....we wundered what happened ta all de snakes St Patrick drived outta Ireland....

    Winnipeg huh....

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    1. haha they are all now there
      Saint me day is a past affair haha

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  24. Happy Canada Day. Thanks for sharing those facts. :)

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    1. The cat can share
      Much at his lair

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  25. I've been to Canada once--in the days before you had to have a passport. We crossed the line while on a business trip in Detroit in the early 90s. I'm not sure what part of Canada that was. I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls, but I think I can do that on the New York side without a passport, right?

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    1. Yeah you can do it on the NY side
      And watch all the water collide

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  26. That's a hoot about the outhouse museum. And huge kudos on safe roads for wild life. I wish we had more of that here.

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    1. Yeah saves all
      So no one hits a moose at their stall

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  27. Happy Canada Day
    at your bay!
    I have a friend in Alberta who always begs
    Us to join him up mountains on our legs
    One day north we'll head
    To see how many pixels I can shed

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    1. Have to go visit one of these times
      When they bring their begging chimes

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  28. Hope your day was great and a fun fate

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  29. Bridges over roads for animals, that is a smart idea

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    1. Yeah a neat way to save everyone from death
      And don't have to hold your breath

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  30. Oh, I simply MUST visit the outhouse museum!

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    1. Enjoy all that shit
      Sure to be a hit

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  31. A bathtub race
    Not quite at your place
    Nanaimo to Vancouver
    The bathtubs a mover
    Canada, of beaver and moose
    And a CP caboose
    You say eh, eh
    Everyday
    Look at the word
    Haven't you heard
    C eh N eh D eh
    All the way

    Gary, covered in Maple Syrup
    Just my luck

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    1. Eh eh not said at my bay
      Not a one on display
      More of a west coast thing
      That they sing

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  32. First UFO pad? I need to schedule that on my bucket list visit sites.

    I hope you are enjoying the holiday Pat.

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    1. haha go there and aliens arrive
      You may not survive

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  33. Oh Canada
    My favorite neighbor dear
    Could you bring some good sense
    To us poor 'Merikans here??

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    1. That would be tough
      You guys like your war stuff

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  34. Even with the weird inventions, I think Canada sounds like a lovely place to live.
    Want to take some of our illegal aliens off our hands? I hear you have a landing pad for them :)

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    1. haha you can keep most
      Or ship them to the other coast

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  35. outhouse museum really? Well, still better than the penises in a jar museum from Iceland I guess....

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    1. Yeah just a bit
      I'd rather take the shit

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  36. I bet you know every verse in that O Canada song. I even know a little of it.

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    1. Uggg such a boring song
      But yeah I could sing along

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