Friday, July 4, 2014

That Spark Sure Hits The Mark!

So people far and wide this week are all out looking up at their creek. And you call the cat crazy for chasing a light. You stare at them in the night. Even pollute the planet too. My, what a great human crew.

A light display,
Sparkles over the bay.
Oooo and Awwww.
Add another flaw.

Pay to go on a ride.
Sit with such pride.
Until around you whirl,
And you let loose a hurl.

Human hairball, check!
Cat tower wannabe on deck.
Light followed by masses.
Three things a cat passes.

Win a bear,
At your lair.
Maybe a pair,
Oh so rare.

Yep, rare with germs.
Could give you worms.
Did I ruin your fun?
Had to be done.

Pay to play,
At your bay.
Just to get in,
Rob the money bin.

Germs at your sea,
Stuffed things to cause glee.
Costs that abound.
Three things no cat has found.

Aliens die,
Oh me oh my.
Hmm wait!
A fiction trait.

Run around drunk,
In a big funk.
Wow, look at you go.
Did you eat crow?

Hmm that might not have been crow,
Just so you know.
Could have been crap,
Such a silly sap.

What? The cat is no fun at his hut? Pffft the cat does the fun stuff at home for free. no need to go on a spending spree. A red light is all I need and chase it at top speed. I get exercise and fun. You just stare up, get a kink in your neck and grow a pound or two on each bun. Oh the things humans do in mass are just nuts to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

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    1. Yiipppeee
      For me
      And you
      #1 coming due

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    2. R is number one?
      Did you get up early under your sun?

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    3. Must have been up and ready to go
      For number one to show

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    4. Wow R at number one

      July 4th just got fun

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    5. R wanted to celebrate
      Or he stayed up late

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    1. Ruined twice in a row this week
      All are out to get you at my creek

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  3. 'call the cat crazy for chasing a light?'
    Can well do so if going for a big bite
    Hits a spark
    With such luck
    And exclaim to being one so bright!

    Hank

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    1. Sparks an idea maybe
      When flying around ones see
      Bright in the night
      Can sure take flight

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  4. I'll pass on the light display
    but the parade I'll enjoy today!
    Happy Independence Day.

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    1. No lights for you
      At least some marching in unison comes due

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  5. Sometimes chasing the light is not too bright!

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    1. Some times best to run away
      And chase another day

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  6. That is our story, we are staying close to home and enjoying life right here. We just hope the boomies are not too loud and that no cat runs away. Happy Fourth to all of you.Stay safe.

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    1. Hopefully all is safe and sound
      For you and the cats all around

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  7. Chasing a light
    into the dark night
    stars burning bright
    maybe two could take flight...

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    1. Create their own light
      With a little added bite

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  8. Not going out and spending money today. All right, not going out at all. Crazy people out there.
    And R was number one? Whoa...

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    1. Yeah best to save the dough
      And avoid the crazy people at your show

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  9. i hear you...i dont have money to spend
    so dont expect it at my den, too many try to purchase happiness
    and end up in a mess of debt -- and that will really make you sweat...

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    1. Yeah in the end
      A growing trend
      Debt up the arse
      And happiness is still sparse

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  10. I'm a bit like the cat and stay mostly at my home place,
    I don't like crowds or being part of the rat race.

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    1. Not going to a 9 to 5
      Would be grand at my hive

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  11. After reading your first paragraph, I am wanting to go to the bay for fire works. Your imagery caught me.

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    1. The cat can do much
      With a little rhyme and such

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  12. Bing bang bingo up in the sky
    Fire lights galore on the 4th of July
    Snap sizzle crack like a bowl of rice krispies
    Cody dives under the bed with her favorite frizbees

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    1. The cats just look and stare
      They don't really seem to care

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  13. Cat's example of not wanting to spend for entertainment is wise advice. At least I am like him on this holiday--fireworks show is free as I just have to walk into our back field and I don't even pay for parking.

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    1. That is the best way
      save a buck and still see the display

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  14. Many light displays at our bay today in the USA. Any creatures with sense would hide from them.

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    1. Yeah all run and hide
      Swallow their pride

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  15. We usually go to a more secluded place to watch the fireworks than we did last night. There were a ton of people where we went, and I loved it!! Hubby...not so much. ;) Next year we'll go back to secluded, but I got my happy crowds this year. :)

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    1. A crowd person at your shore
      I'd rather go secluded but fine as long as they keep their germs to themselves forever more haha

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  16. You crack me up, Pat! Sometimes I miss your point on the first read ~ divergent thinker that I am, my first thought was people were looking at the international space station, and that private pay-to-be-passengers on a Russian rocket were getting space sick and hurling on the way up ~ Then, Duh, July 4th, fireworks! Geez, Louise!
    Just before commenting, I read your post from yesterday to my husband. He was laughing at it too!

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    1. haha wow, you went really out there on that one
      Maybe a space station one will have to be done haha
      Glad he enjoyed it too
      Was a fun one to do

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  17. Can't go to see the fireworks on display
    as certain dog does not like the noise
    so we stay at home
    and cuddle that little boy

    betty

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    1. Best place to be
      Hope he doesn't get so scared he will pee

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  18. Ok followed instructions for the last line last night
    tea total day
    oy vey

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    1. haha need a pick me up you say
      There at your bay

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  19. I admit we do the firework thing. Though instead of watching them over water, we sit in a parking lot;)

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    1. Sitting there
      Can see them just as much by the pair

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  20. Eeww worms! That could spoil a person's fun.

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    1. That it could
      And as well it should

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  21. I was really looking forward to a "light display" this year but it looks like Arthur kinda killed that fun...

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    1. Damn, King Arthur from beyond the grave
      Need Merlin for the save

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  22. We kitties hate those fireworks. They started last night and are going off now although it won't be dark for at least another hour. Crazy peeps!

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    1. Crazy people they are
      Run under the bed at your sand bar

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  23. You would hate the fireworks, cat!
    As my kitties, too! They hit the deck flat!
    Crawl on their bellies to hide away
    until it's the end of the display!

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    1. Over pretty quick though
      That silly light show

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  24. They do seem kind of pointless when you put it that way

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    1. See, the cat has a point
      Pointless at his joint

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  25. I will be staying in, at least that is the plan

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    1. Good thing for your range
      But plans can change

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  26. A light display,
    Sparkles over the bay.
    No dark highway
    The stars from sky
    taking off day!

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    1. At least drivers can see
      That is a nice spree

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  27. I hear more going off tonight than last night. Those damn things will be going off for the next 2 weeks!

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    1. haha people like their fun
      And give them a run

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  28. i really enjoyed the 4th of july all our american clients took the day off...it was so nice and quiet in the office...you should have more of those

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    1. haha easy 9 to 5 day
      Works for my bay

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  29. They had the fireworks the day before the 4th here in our town... so it was fairly quiet on July 4th

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    1. One way to get the done
      With their fireworks fun

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  30. Love fireworks and sing
    When the sky has some bling
    Not much in my 'hood
    This year not so good

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