Wednesday, July 16, 2014

The Dumb Band Talk About Sand!

So the cat was out and about from his sea and he really had to pee. I found the big litterbox you call a beach and satisfaction was in reach. Do not worry though. I buried it good and deep at my show. Then I saw the nuts. They really have sniffed one too many butts.

"Gung, how does sand get on the beach?"

"I don't know, Ho. Maybe by some giant's reach?"

"So a giant comes and dumps sand and makes it?"

"That is my best guess. Think it is a hit?"

The two discussed a giant placing sand all across the land. They yapped and yapped, then their arms flapped. Yep, they flapped around like a bird. The two were really absurd.

"Maybe a giant with wings flapped around and turned rocks into sand?"

"Gung, that would be grand."

"Just think about a giant rock crusher in our pocket."

"We could make enough sand to build a sand rocket."

"Ho, let's get that giant and go into the sand business today!"

"Gung, that is the best idea ever, I say."

The two climbed rocks and gave Gawker type gawks. They searched high and low for a giant to show. Yep, they searched low. Maybe the meaning of giant is lost on those with a brain of a crow. Wait! Haven't we been there? No repeats at my lair.

"Gung, the rock crushing giant is nowhere to be seen."

"Maybe we need to make more of a scene?"

"Gung, I have it! Let's pretend we are giant rocks in a sand pit."

"That is a great idea, Ho. The rock crushing giant is sure to show."

Gung sat like a big boulder on the beach while Ho sat like a small one in his reach. They sat there for hours on end. They were there so long I had to repeat what brought me to this bend. I figured I could give them a wake up call. So I went by them and did not bury it at all.

"Ho, did you feel that? A giant just went splat."

"Gung, he must be hiding in the ocean and splatted us with his constant motion."

The two ran toward the water as fast as they could. I guess you cannot expect the brainless to really be understood. They splashed and swam and searched away. They did it so much they finally sank into the bay. Maybe the cat is rid of them for good? I doubt it, they will be back at my hood. I grabbed some nearby bass and wiggled home with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Wake up by accident and still lost

      #2 Me

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    2. Very close indeed
      At my feed

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  2. Gung and Ho, what a pair
    With them it's trouble everywhere
    If brains were free they'd say, no dice
    But if giving rocks, they'll have a slice

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    1. They'd be screwed with brains
      Probably give them head pains

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  3. Gung and Ho will always be around
    I'm pretty sure they didn't drown
    no matter how much that'd please the cat
    they will eventually show up at your mat
    but at least they don't pee in the sand
    I bet you think that's really grand
    to use the beach as your litter box
    I think that really sucks!

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    1. haha poor poor you
      Whatever will you do
      When the cat squats and goes
      And you feel such wetness between your toes

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  4. The beach really is the world's biggest litter box for sure
    Always gotta watch where you step when taking a tour
    Gung and Ho should have their own TV show
    Might make you a lot of extra dough

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    1. Extra dough would be nice
      Could charge a price
      But they have a book coming soon
      So could help this loon

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  5. well you have to appreciate their child like thoughts...
    of course i know where sand comes from...
    i mean where else can the sand man hide all his
    dream sand...

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    1. Yep, the sand man hides it away
      And lets all use it and play
      Not sure he'd be pleased though
      If the cat used it to go

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  6. Two misguided souls. At least they have fun.

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    1. Yeah they know how to do that
      Still are insane to the cat

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  7. 'Safety First' does not seem to be an option playing in their heads. ;)

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    1. Last thing going through their mind
      They are two of a kind

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  8. If Gung and Ho could learn to smirk
    They'd surely come into a lot of work;
    Politicians would see them and shout "hey!
    they're just like us, at this bay!"

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    1. haha full of hot air
      Without a care

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  9. I'll never look at sand on the beach in the same way.
    Thanks to Gung and Ho, who have given me a fun start to the day.

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    1. They sure will make you think
      From now one when sand is seen at your rink

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  10. Sand, sand like a big litter box
    Roll in it, you look like small pox
    Or get sand up the crack
    But that is no fun
    Ho might like it, though
    It'd give Gung the runs.

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    1. Ho likes sand crack
      Gung needs an ice pack
      Or an imodium I suppose
      For such woes

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  11. Where does sand
    come from, dream land?
    A giant litter box indeed
    for the cats at your feed :)

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    1. The cats would run and play
      Using it throughout the day

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  12. How cool that your header for me was in synch
    The beach at the top matched the beach in ink
    Another book, I heard you say
    Boy I wish I could write as much as you someday

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    1. haha the beach one showed up for you
      I guess it knew which had to be in view

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  13. The pair sure know how to think like a kid

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    1. That they do
      As they have a loose screw

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  14. Oh, they'll be back, I'm sure of it...

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    1. I'm sure you are right
      Can't get rid of them at my site

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  15. I've been SO excited all morning that I made our hotel reservations for the beach in September because I haven't been on a beach since 2011...then I read your blog. Now I feel a little icked out about it!

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    1. lol oopsy, sorry about that
      Just ignore the cat

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  16. Be careful with that stuff, sand doesn't grown on trees!

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    1. Have to keep it
      So the sand can be used a bit

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  17. When rocks and minerals
    are pounded, pulverized, ground,
    down they break into smaller flakes
    deposited on the shores by rolling ocean wakes.

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    1. Geez, you take away all their fun
      With the science stuff being done lol

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  19. Maybe sand is recycled kitty litter!

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  20. New meaning to "watch where you walk".

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  21. Now I'm afraid to walk barefoot on the beach!

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    1. Just stay wise
      And look where there are flies

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  22. Now we know the reason for flip flop and beach shoes! LOL

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    1. lol they come in handy
      Where it is sandy

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  23. A beach to humans is one big place to sit and take a break,
    To a cat it must look like the world's biggest and deepest jake.

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    1. Cat would just have a ball
      Humans would hate it all

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  24. I have never like the beach. But didn't know the reason other than the sand gets all over you and hard to get rid of. Take care Pat.

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    1. Sand in every crack
      Is something I too want to lack

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  25. Love the beach
    Love the sand
    Gung and Ho
    Are a funny band

    Romping around
    Like two loons on a lake
    Those names make me laugh
    They take the cake

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    1. They a loons indeed
      As adventure takes seed
      Or just nutty crap
      As the travel across the map

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  26. A giant litter box! Too funny! You've rattled a few cages with that, Pat! LOL But then you get their reactions ~ didn't you say something recently about not liking camping because animals pee in the woods? The tide washes all cares away! Funny post on hyping the news! And there's nothing worse than hyping the weather. Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. haha reactions are grand
      As the cat uses the sand
      And yeah blah to the camping stuff
      The dirty is nasty and rough

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  27. They will be back. Unless there is a shark attack.

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    1. The shark would spit them out
      Of that there is no doubt

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  28. I hope they sank.
    I'd pay money from the bank
    to make them go away
    and never come to play.
    haha.

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    1. haha well if it were enough pay
      I'd make sure they stayed in the bay

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  29. Maybe the cat is rid of them for good?
    That's wishful thinking not a likelihood
    Dumb duo is a comedy
    One is likely to see
    Many instances but disguised under a hood

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they will be back
      On the dumb duo attack

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  30. I'll be on the look out for Gung and Ho next time I'm on the beach.

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    1. If you see them run away
      There at your bay

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  31. I rather like the beach and sand
    I am sure the cat would find it grand
    Gung and Ho sank in the bay
    probably, just playing with a sting ray

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    1. Or finding buried treasure
      That would sure bring pleasure

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    2. finding treasure that would be nice
      I wonder what would be the going price

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    3. Anything be taken by this pet
      To get the hell outta debt lol

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  32. I picture the beach as one bug kitty litter box now. Thanks for that. LOL

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    1. LOL no problem at all
      Glad I can provide such a visual at my hall

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  33. The beach will never look the same to me
    as I will see a litter box
    that cat sure has his adventures
    maybe he'll have to hide out by rocks

    betty

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    1. Rocks are no fun
      They are too hard for anything to be done

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  34. Cats see the beach as a litter box because of the sand. We put pea gravel where the dogs go potty. We put it down in the girls swing set area in the backyard, and now the dogs see that as a big potty area. They refuse to go on the grass like normal dogs. Go figure.

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    1. haha they like that way better at your sea
      At least outside is where they pee

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  35. Oh, I doubt they are gone for good.
    Gung and Ho will always reappear somehow somewhere!

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    1. That they do
      Seem to like being in view

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  36. I guess all animals think that the sand is their potty area. Some humans think the same thing.

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    1. Yeah especially kids
      They don't bother lifting lids

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