Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Tough To Swallow For The Flat And Hollow!

Wow, the cat would say it is amazing but that would just get some gazing. For it really is not. You humans always have to make up some weird plot.

Did you know at your sea,
That you are still living with the crazy?
I guess you probably did,
Unless you're one with a tin cap lid.

Flat Earthers are all around.
They can surely be found.
As they stare at the flat ground.
Kind of like a crap searching hound.

That might be an insult to the mutt.
Even they are not that much of a nut.
Flat Earthers still state the world is flat.
Everyone else is a dingbat.

The conspiracy is far and wide.
The flat Earth they are trying to hide.
They just want you to think it's round.
Did they get a lobotomy in the pound?

Then you have another group,
That are not quite a crazy troop.
At least fiction has fun with it.
But they still dwell in the crazy pit.

Hollow Earthers are here.
Have no fear.
They will save the day.
The Earth is hollowed out clay.

You can go in and find a spot,
That has a nice comfy plot.
Would that not be grand?
To live beneath a billion tons of land?

Or flip that around,
And a new hollow is found.
We are already in hollow Earth,
The universe and such is of worth.

It is the outside.
So we need to take a long ride.
We need to see what is on top.
That mission will never flop.

Which would you choose?
I mean you can't lose.
Flat Earthers fall flat,
And Hollower Earthers don't need a hat.

It will not rain in hollow earth I guess. So they can avoid such a weather mess. Unless lava flows I suppose. Then they may burn off their toes. Want to take a side? It could be a fun ride. Or maybe you want to stick around. Get it? I know, I astound. So fun the crazy theories in mass. I am sure some could even be made up by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. On the go
      Almost 30 in a row

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    2. Had a scare
      At your lair
      Couldn't access
      Tried without success
      For 9 minutes
      Finally made it

      Hank

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    3. Weird how it would do that
      Glad you were able to add another stat

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  2. There are definitely a lot of wackos around
    They often make the loudest sound
    I guess I would choose flat earthers, if forced
    But by me, they will never be endorsed

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    1. haha yeah they are both a crock
      But wackos around aren't a shock

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  3. Crazy to think someone would still believe that. We need to put them all on a boat and send them to the edge.

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    1. And hope they find it
      Then they can fall into a bottomless pit

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  4. It's even worse when someone you know and love ascribes to a ridiculous theory. I have a SIL who is nuts. But I love her so. :)

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    1. lmao I have conspiracy theories here and there
      But nothing wacko that is obviously fake at my lair

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  5. Or believe that the earth
    Is not the place of their birth;
    To go joy-riding in a hollow asteroid sphere
    Is the dream they hold most dear.

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    1. Or came from Mars
      Shipped here on chocolate bars

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  6. Be cautious when sailing to Bora Bora
    You may hit the edge and be sorra sorra
    But if earth is empty you won't hit the cora cora
    You can visit China by the back dora dora

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    1. Be one wild rida rida
      Watch out for the tida tida

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    2. Making up words can be
      Or frigging with them at ones sea

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    3. Did somebody say... Bora?
      I come a-knockin' on your door-a.

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    4. Knock away
      Might let you in at our bay

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  7. It is beyond ridiculous that anyone still believes this stuff

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    1. That it is indeed
      Some just can't read

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  8. Flat earthers must abound
    because the sink holes are around.
    Makes sense to them
    even though they are dim.

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    1. That could be
      I guess they fear the sea
      Might fall over the line
      To me that be fine

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    2. That didn't make any sense at all!
      It was the Holler Earthers I meant to give a call.

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    3. haha well both of them are nuts either way
      Alright to get your wires crossed at your bay

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  9. There heads are hollow, that is about all

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  10. flat earth, geocentrism, and creationism, the unholy trinity of why religion should stay out of science.

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    1. Should stay far far away
      Make for a better day

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  11. Some humans will believe most anything!

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    1. That they will
      Must pop a crazy pill

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  12. Agree with Alex on this one. Crazy!

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  13. i am much more hollow than flat,
    i think that is where all the aliens are at
    they are in not out, that is why we dont
    see them about --- we are always looking out no in
    if it was flat i would surely fall off...

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    1. lol well that is a theory
      No wonder aliens are so eerie
      The bowels of the earth
      Must not hold much of worth

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  14. Flat earth and hollowed ones
    Not around here, I guess
    Will be on vacation Pat ~
    Have a good week ~

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    1. Enjoy the vacation at your sea
      Sounds good to me

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  15. The Flat Earthers have a gatherin once a year. The group has gotten smaller.

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    1. haha never knew they gathered about
      Maybe some left as they no longer have clout

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  16. Don't think we want to live in a hollow, since no sun puddles. So that settles that. We will just stay happy right here on our ROUND world. Take care Pat and have a great day.

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    1. That is the best place to be
      Round and free

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  17. All you need is for one person to espouse an idea. There'll always be someone to believe it.

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    1. True, there will always be nuts
      Who are more dense than mutts

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  18. Seriously? There are also people who believe we never landed on the moon--that it was all staged in a studio. Some people will believe anything if there's a good documentary on cable about it.

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    1. Yeah some people will believe it all
      I guess they want to try and impress at their hall

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  19. You are shaking up people's views with something that might be new,
    We all know this was explained when Horton heard the Who.

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    1. Horton did it best
      He can pass any test

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  20. 'You can go in and find a spot,
    That has a nice comfy plot.' ~
    this is where your 'hollow' feel right.

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  21. orlin N cassie...now we iz thinkin bout a mewvie de food serviss gurl watched ...bout a werld in de center oh earth...

    N we canna think oh de name....

    sew we will ask de food gurl.... sew her can bee crazed all nite.... til her DOEZ rememburr de name

    & it was knot journey to de center...





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    1. Not journey you say
      Who knows then at ones bay

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  22. Pretty sure the earth is being carried about the galaxy on the back of a turtle...silly cat.

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    1. A turtle would be fun
      No wonder it is slow going around the sun

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  23. Hollow Earth would be nice if we found a secret world but no dinosaurs.

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    1. Secret world with lots of treasure
      That would bring pleasure

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  24. What some think the earth is flat
    aren't they going backwards with that
    haven't they seen the pics from space
    or is it a thought they just won't embrace

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    1. They truly do believe the crap
      I guess they like a flat map

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  25. That comment about did you know you're living with a crazy....finger to lips...shh. Grin.

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  26. You would think with all the technology we have today
    no one would believe the world could still be flat
    makes you wonder what else they might believe
    I will just leave it at that.

    betty

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    1. haha yeah we don't really want to know
      What they believe at their show

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  27. I just watched Gravity yesterday. Pretty neat graphics, so maybe it was all done in a studio hahaha!

    Seriously, some people will believe anything. I just nod my head and agree because you will never be able to tell them otherwise.

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    1. Very true
      They will always ignore you
      Or just deny
      And yell their belief to the sky

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  28. Flat earth would be so boring
    But then again, so is all the warring
    Hollow earth would match some heads
    As it seems empty noggin' syndrome spreads

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    1. Yep, empty near and far
      Find many at the corner bar

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  29. The one thing that's flat
    No, not your hat
    In the pouring rain
    Is their brain
    Hey my wallet is too
    As is their poo

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    1. Isn't crap round?
      My wallet is so flat it is no longer found

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  30. I guess people can believe what they will!
    though the evidence certainly their theory should kill!

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    1. Yeah it should kill them indeed
      But some people just likes nonsense to take seed

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  31. Too claustrophobic to live in the hollow
    Flat earth? I just can't swallow
    I will live here - so nice and round
    Where unicorns, satyrs and griffins abound

    (What? They don't?)

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    1. haha what? no dragons too?
      I think they should be in view

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