Friday, July 11, 2014

Would You Ever Do Such An Endeavor?

The cat will grill you today here at his bay. You may have to think. Uh oh, some may be brought to the brink. So if things go to pot, or not, would you do any of the below lot?

Would you defy your boss?
That doesn't need a coin toss.
Would you ever eat a person if it was the only way to stay alive?
Hey, a guy or girl has to survive.

Would you ever become a criminal at your sea?
Like going on a Robin Hood type spree.
Would you ever eat rat meat?
The cat thinks it is a tasty treat.

Would you ever skydive?
You may not survive.
Would you ever bet the farm?
Gamblers anonymous says that is an alarm.

Would you ever hop a plane and meet someone you never met?
Already done by Pat as he left the pet.
Would you ever bungee jump?
Ouch, if you land on your rump.

Would you ever paint your rooms black?
Always night time at your shack.
Would you ever walk bare naked through town?
Hey, could win the crazy crown.

How about going to a nude beach?
I hear some of those are in reach.
Would you get a divorce if a famous person wanted to marry you?
Hmmm thinking what would happen if that were true.

Would you ever be a gold digger?
Hey, nice to make your wallet bigger.
Would you ever eat bugs?
Tasty ones can be found under rugs.

Would you ever out run a cop?
Those speeding tickets must stop.
Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?
Just tell them they should bug a biker.

Would you ever wrestle a bear?
That would be quite the affair.
Would you ever cheat?
Spouse, test, whatever is neat?

Would you ever run for some political thing?
Then all could hear you sing.
Would you ever live in the Arctic snow?
Never ever at my show.

Would you ever take a bullet for someone?
That might hurt a ton.
Would you ever rhyme 365 posts a year?
To that I can give a cheer.

Did the cat make you think? Threw in all but the kitchen sink. How can you throw a kitchen sink anyway? It would be heavy and it's attached at your bay. That is another question added to the mass. I am just an inquisitive little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

86 comments:

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    1. 7 in a row
      Didn't count today at my show

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    2. Beg your pardon
      Missed counting?
      How it happened
      An oldie's blink!

      Hank

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    3. Blinked and missed
      But still added to the list

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  2. 'Would you ever paint your rooms black'
    Just for whatever reasons the rooms lack
    Somewhat madness
    To create such mess
    The 'dear spouse' might give one the 'sack'

    Hank

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    1. Kicked to the curb
      Like a rotten herb
      If one went black
      Not even able to pack

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  3. I couldn't even rhyme for one post. Half a post, yes.
    I'd do two of those things. Well, maybe not a black room. I'd think about it. Maybe when I was younger.
    Jumped on a plane to see someone you hadn't met? Need to hear that story.

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    1. Half a post you can do
      Sure a full one too
      Black room would be interesting I suppose
      And did that one flying with the crows

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    2. And I was going to review your latest book (about the cat hall) on Goodreads, but I couldn't find it...

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    3. It is there
      Maybe goodreads is playing unfair

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  4. Question after question, oh my what would you do
    The "if's" and "why's" and "wherefore"s" will soon be coming through
    We may do something out of touch with all ideas past
    On the chart of one to 10 we could just come in last
    I guess we all should take the chance and do that onetime thing
    And see what new adventure a chance-taking life can bring

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    1. Have to take a chance
      To get out of ones trance
      Unless that chance is like 99 to one
      That you'll come out alive when done lol

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  5. Being a politician's not my thing,
    I'd probably land in Sing Sing,
    And rhyming 365 posts a year
    Would surely land me on my rear!

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    1. You could do it with ease
      365 posts is a breeze

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  6. A rhyme a day at your bay,
    don't think that's a game I could play!

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    1. Not even for a week
      There at your creek

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  7. I actually have hopped a plane to meet someone I never met but it was after someone hopped a plane to meet me. That counts right?

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    1. well that sorta counts I suppose
      Depend on which way the wind blows

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  8. have done
    i would, in the right circumstance but you have to watch cause it messes with you phychologically,
    robin hood indeed, i would
    done that,
    would but afraid i might land flat
    nope,
    yep, done that,
    yep,
    too dark,
    done that,
    done that,
    nope,
    nope,
    done that, not much meat on their legs though,
    done that,
    done that,
    nope,
    is it in on a test? errr,
    nope,
    yep
    yep
    nope, i need a rhyme break at times,
    i know,
    it sounds like such crimes.

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    1. haha I knew a few you did indeed
      And geez not letting the rhyme take seed
      That is just a crime
      At least you aren't a mime

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  9. arctic snow would be too cold

    tropical sand wouldn't be too bold

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    1. Both have their perks i suppose
      And both can cause woes

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  10. Although the mom has picked up a hitchhiker or two and talked to peeps on an airplane, most of these things she doesn't even like to think about!

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    1. haha not even a thought
      So I guess that is no to a lot

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  11. "Would you get a divorce if a famous person wanted to marry you?" NO! But, that said, a lot of people would probably say, "Depends on the famous person!" Then they'd get their wish and realize being married to that person was not at all what they imagined it would be...

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    1. Yep, never is with show biz
      But you're right, many would say yes to the quiz

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  12. Well I hate to admit this, but I wouldn't do any of those things and my excuse is that I am older than dirt. But I don't think I would try any of those exciting things anyway. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha well that is a good excuse to use
      You can just go on a cruise

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  13. Sounds like a lot of morals are up on question over here. I am not sure what I would do but for some of them, I would try my hardest to avoid them.

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    1. Yeah some would make many run away
      But could be fun also at ones bay

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  14. I've done surprising things that aren't on your list.
    but most of these I wouldn't do ~ not missed!
    I could live in Arctic snow
    and watch the northern lights glow.
    365 rhyming posts a year?
    That will never happen here!
    I'd never trade Terry for anyone ~
    Fame and fortune mean little under my sun.
    Have a happy weekend,
    my friend!

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    1. You can't do 365 a year
      Oh dear lol
      Some surprising things you say
      Hmmm wheels turning at my bay

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    2. lol hmph to that
      A nosey cat

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  15. Interesting questions with two paths to take,
    Being a politician might be the worse choice to make.

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    1. Yeah that would sure suck
      But you'd make a big buck

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  16. Yikes! My peeps have been to a nude beach and my Dad did wrestle a bear once, for about 6 seconds.

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    1. Wow, did the bear win?
      Or did he do it in

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  17. Bungee jumped off a bridge in the middle of the night. Also hung at a nude beach and it was all right. Spent some nights in jail for hugging trees...that wasn't exactly the bees knees. Though now that I'm older, I am way less bolder. But I'll break a grammar rule to make my rhyme more cool!

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    1. Jail sure isn't the bees knees or the mutts nuts
      Bah, break a few grammar rules to avoid ruts

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  18. Some things yes, some things no. Now, as for which ones...

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    1. Only you know?
      Or can Betsy shed some light at my show lol

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  19. I have done and would do a few. But no politics for me

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    1. A good one to avoid
      Don't fall in that void

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  20. I'll eat a girl
    and that's no jive.
    Oh, but you meant...
    it's to keep me alive.

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    1. haha yeah was a different way
      I went with it at my bay

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  21. The cat is full of questions today
    Too much to ponder on such a sunny day
    but no skydiving here I can definitely say
    that would scare me too much, very afraid!

    betty

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    1. At least if you fell flat
      You'd just go splat lol

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  22. One of the best benefits of your blog
    Is the challenge to rhyme in every calender cog
    It's also fascinating to see
    How many creative rhymes come from thee
    Yes, I would live in the arctic snow
    Just think of the places my snowflakes could go

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    1. You can keep the arctic snow
      All of it at your show
      And I can keep the rhymes coming
      They are constantly drumming

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  23. Some of those were quite easy to answer with either an emphatic yes or an equally emphatic no. :D

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    1. haha glad they were as easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  24. So who did you meet, Pat? My mom went skydiving for the first time at 67.

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    1. Damn, she really wanted to give it a go
      A NY blogger at her show

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  25. I'm planning to jump out of a plane on my birthday. I wonder if I'll survive. ;0)

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    1. If you live to tell the tail
      Sure you will blog unless you fail

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  26. orlin N cassie...we tried ta wrestle a bear onze, bass terd waz steelin R salmon rite in front oh uz frum de streem we bee fishin in....sew did we win....

    ta bee continmewed ~~~~~~

    heerz two a longfinned smelt kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. lol I bet you could win
      Do that bear in

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  27. I would and have done most, but a few would be a no

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    1. Can't have all yes
      What no's should I guess

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  28. Hubby and I took a plane to meet a couple in Scotland we'd never met before, and we stayed with them too (pre-planned). Crazy looking back that we did it, and thank goodness they were awesome. They are good friends of our good friends, so it wasn't completely blind, and we'd all chatted on the Internet together for a good long while too. :) Now they've been here too, and all is well. But still, we were lucky. Not sure I'd do that again, surprised I did to start with... :) NOTE: WE didn't leave any cats behind to fend for themselves. ;)

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    1. lol that is good about the cats
      We tore up the doormats
      You just never know
      Which way the wind will blow
      To a meet and greet
      Can be kinda neat

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  29. Finally I make it over to see you
    And here I find a post about what I might do
    Some of these things I have already done
    And some of them were not very much fun
    But rhyming 365 days of the year
    Only to you could I give a big cheer

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    1. Some aren't fun you say
      I'll avoid them at my bay
      and that I can do
      Every year at my zoo

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  30. Okay, so I'm not adventurous. I wouldn't do most of those things, but I HAVE eaten chocolate-covered ants before, and I'd take a bullet to protect the people I love.

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    1. Well those two aren't umm bad
      Maybe the first just a tad

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  31. Ha, I think I have defied my boss a time or two
    Couldn't help myself. LOL. Skydiving, I will pass
    but taking a plane to meet someone I never met
    you will bet my rhyming ass!

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    1. haha you have a rhyming ass too
      Who knew? lol
      Yep, defied a time or three
      Also at my sea

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  32. That's a lot of "Would you evers." It's hard to know until you face a situation. But I would say "Never say never."

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    1. Yeah there will come a point
      Where you'll do most anything at your joint

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  33. Most of those are a definite no.
    I am quite boring I suppose.

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    1. A bore at your shore
      At least you don't snore

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  34. You can't share that bit and not proceed
    A plane trip to meet a "person."
    All the details, I need.
    I hope the meeting was a happy one
    And that you didn't rush away
    Wondering what you had done.

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    1. Nope, didn't rush away
      Had fun at their bay

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  35. Never say never, I suppose,
    but some of those curled my toes!

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    1. haha and not in a good way
      I take it at your bay lol

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  36. I don't think I would do any of those.

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    1. Most you say
      What is a yes at your bay

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  38. Speaking of being a gold digger. I have been trying to get my Hubs to pan for gold... just for fun.

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    1. Could also find a ton
      To add to the fun

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  39. Yes I've eaten bugs and been to a nude beach
    Eating a person would be an extreme reach
    Three separate trips to meet strangers
    Had great fun, never a danger*
    Love to live for a bit in the snow
    March with the penguins at temps way below
    Done some things you would not believe
    But keeping those private, a few tricks up my sleeve

    *One was to meet Betsy!

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    1. Met Betsy at your sea
      That must have been scary lmao
      Seems you've done a bunch
      Guess I'm not the only one out to lunch

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