Sunday, August 31, 2014

A Little Twist That Can't Be Missed!

So why not get your tongue in a twist today here at my bay? No objections? Okay! The cat will now take it away.

Wrists wrap wrists with wrappers to wrist wrap wrists.
Wow, wrapped wrists must make fists.
Toes take trots to toe toe town today to toe time.
Piggies must think that is just a crime.

Rabbits riot rotten rodents raw ripe rears.
That will be added to all fears.
Buying big bad beetleborgs bring big bad bugs.
Yeah, I ripped off the beetle thugs.

Buy bugs big bad beetleborgs behind buy buys.
Wait! Is that the same? Lies!
Eat every eats eaten.
Had to leave one that could be beaten.

Faint for figures from figures finding figures found.
That must really friggin astound.
Whoopdi whoops wow whoopers winging whoopdi whoops.
That must awe all the rhyming troops.

Sick sickos slide slick slowly sickos showing shows.
I guess that is how it goes.
Comedy comics come crowing comedy crows.
I guess that is just umm who knows.

Great gonging gongs go gonging.
No gongs can leave you longing.
City cops cop core criminals copping cops.
That has to be some flops.

Tonight true truth tries to time truth that's too true.
True truth? Who knew?
Little long limos like limos long.
I guess limos come on strong.

Watch watchers watching watchers with watches.
Might need a few scotches.
Sour systems sense sour systems sweetly sour.
I guess it is that kind of hour.

Flies fly for flight flying fly flies.
A rat in disguise.
Do dogs drown dogs drowning dogs doing dogs?
Hmmm stick with brown logs.

Screens saw screens screening screens screwing screens.
Hmmm something dirty for teens?
Rhyming rhymers rhyme right rhymes rhyming rhymes right.
That is one that works for my site.

There you go. Did your tongue go high and low? Can you say each three times fast? Hopefully your tongue is not in a cast. They may all cause gas. You were warned by my tongue twisting little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

86 comments:

  1. Aaaa----so early, but not first! Hi Hank!

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    1. Hi humbird, Ma'am
      It's good morning!

      Hank

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  2. Tongue twist to toe toe too early
    time think
    gonging to slip
    sleep

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    1. Wake you right up
      No need for coffee in your cup

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  3. Wouldn't want to try repeating this three times fast. Even my brain stumbled over the words.

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    1. haha get a brain freeze
      But a few are a breeze

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  4. If I could say the twisty whisties, a politician I would be
    I'd double talk to win the votes with lies no one coud see

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  5. 'Watch watchers watching watchers with watches'
    Wish one's wanting wryly wrought tongue twisters
    Wham! What a whammy
    Wearing wraps so wobbly
    Watching warriors waltzing whetting their hungers

    Hank

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    1. Went on a fun W run
      Watching watchers never won lol

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  6. My tongue got tied in my head - how is that possible!?!?!?!

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    1. lol imagination is a powerful thing
      Sure have it at your wing

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  7. it is good that my tongue is the only thing that got tied
    i would have a hard time typing if my fingers had tried
    actually i got to chuckling half way through
    what a fun little exercise from you

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    1. Was a fun thought as it popped in
      So I gave the tongue twisting a spin
      Fingers tangled would sure suck
      Could type with your toes and look like a duck

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  8. I never liked those twisters ever since Sally and her stupid seashells by the seashore

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    1. haha but Sally just wanted to make some dough
      With her seashell flow

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  9. What fun, Pat!
    Whoopdi whoops wow whoopers winging whooped whoops!
    I would have used some of these with my third graders.
    What fun they would have trying to say them,
    and then of course, write some of their own.
    I hope there wouldn't have been an Adam among them! LOL!

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    1. lol always one in the crowd
      Who hates the tongue twisters when said aloud

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  10. I got tongue tied too but was laughing at the screening screen parts ~

    Happy long weekend ~

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    1. lol those screens you have to watch
      They are dirty might drive you to scotch

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  11. haha So laughing here as I start the day
    with some tongue twister words on display
    tongue triggering trickster twisted twister
    haha spinning left foot red, right hand blue
    why that thought came I haven't a clue..haha

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    1. lol left foot red and right hand blue?
      Is the right foot blue and the right hand red too?
      That would be a bit weird
      Maybe see it on that fat guy with a beard

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    2. Truedessa you brought back memories
      Of playing Twister on my knees
      Was such fun to curve a bit
      Around others in a laughing fit

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    3. haha a fun game
      With its twisting fame

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    4. Just don't play it butt-naked at your sea
      Or any place to be or you may catch a flee

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    5. haha or a head full of ass
      May come to pass

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  12. I can't say any of that! Great tongue twisters, though.

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    1. Not a one
      There was an easy one done haha

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  13. I am not going to try those MOL!!!

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    1. lol be a workout for the day
      With just one at your bay

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  14. LOL, I bet you had fun writing all those. I did try to say them and quickly gave up. Those are terrific. That was fun. Have a great Sunday.

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    1. Fun it was to do
      Glad they were enjoyed at my zoo

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  15. After the first one my tongue was through

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    1. Worn out so quick
      That has to be umm ick

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  16. Very twisted for my tongue
    you sure must had a lot of fun
    to write it wit such twisting swung
    a story told and plot is spun

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    1. Spun and spinning
      Sure leaves the tongue winning

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    1. Hopefully you are in luck
      And it gets unstuck

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  18. Let's Twist again.
    Excellent post, certainly got my tongue in a twist to be sure.

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  19. That twisty post was hard to read
    so hard it was, my eyes did bleed.
    Up they went, then down, down, down
    while my poor little tongue
    made nary a sound.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha two senses down, three to go
      What will I do next at my show

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  20. No way those are coming out of mouth with ease. Nicely done (haha, I wanted to add 'grasshoppa' ' to the end of that sentence). :)

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    1. lol going all karate kid on me
      They can come out very easily

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  21. Excuse me? Ahem!
    "Too easy!!" I scoff.
    But, when I tried them
    my tongue fell off.

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    1. Better a tongue
      than nose or lung
      Or really rung
      And no longer hung

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  22. Not attempting any of these today
    Think I may need a bit more sleep
    Before I try to say these twists
    Othewise, my tongue would get in a heap.

    betty

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    1. A heap it may stay
      With these at my bay

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  23. Excuse me while I unravel my tongue!

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    1. Have tongue will travel
      Just need to unravel

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  24. I think I need a special spray
    Like Betsy used one fateful day
    Maybe with a tongue so numb
    I'd twister fast and not succumb

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    1. haha a new fad could be had
      Numb tongues make tongue twisters easy at every pad

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  25. standing applauding in my teacher's uniform... very well done... must have taken hours to write

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    1. lol hours you say
      Umm I'll nod and agree at my bay

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  26. I used to love tongue twisters when I was a kid. Your poem put me back into that mentality, and admittedly it was kind of fun!

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    1. haha the mind of a child is grand
      Sure there more often than not in my land

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  27. I said it in my head and now my brain is twisted...or maybe it already was. ;)

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    1. lol could now be untwisted at your sea
      And all normal and like for thee

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  28. My tongue gets all twisted just talking. Doing tongue twisters is just too much for my tongue to handle.

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    1. haha so when talking
      The tongue twisters get to walking

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  29. When I read it slow and took my time
    I could read every single line
    but if I tried to do it fast
    the errors in enunciation were vast!

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    1. haha fast is the key
      Maybe some tips by the auctioneer at your sea

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  30. You know what's giving me gas? These disgusting mass gainer drinks.

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    1. Yeah those nasty things will do it
      Waaay more than a bit

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  31. I could get through the read, but I do not know how you got these typed out.
    What fun.

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    1. Typed as easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  32. I can't even say red lorry yellow lorry faster
    Let alone your long long tongue twister
    greatly entertained though :)

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    1. haha at least I can entertain
      Here at my lane

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  33. My tongue and head is whirling after reading that!

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  34. Reading this post makes me feel drunk
    Now I am gonna run into something and go "clunk"

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    1. lol just don't fall over
      And crawl on all fours like rover

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  35. My tongue went high and low
    At your kitty cat show
    My blue boots want to give gruesome reboots the grumpy blue boot

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    1. Reboots need a boot indeed
      No more should take seed

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    2. Fantastic Four coming to your shore
      Poltergeist, Terminator Genisis, Gremlins, Jumanji... do I need to say more?

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    3. Blah and blah some more
      No need for an encore

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