Tuesday, August 12, 2014

A Mutt Or Three On A Spree!

Did you know Mary has three butt sniffers at her show? She sure has quite the collection and now it is time for a little recollection. She has dropped hints over the years, bragging about knowing the below cheers.

There is an art,
That Mary takes to heart.
She learns it every day,
Sharing it at her bay.

You have not seen it?
Just look at each hit.
She hides it in plain sight,
Trying to hide her plight.

It is very rare.
Not many get it at their lair.
At least those with two legs,
Or not drunk on multiple kegs.

But she has it down,
No matter where she is in town.
A secret she does not share.
Sorry, I had to at my lair.

But no need to be contrary.
I rip you off in good faith, Mary.
Now the cat has set you free.
You can teach all far and wide with glee.



All I learned I learned from Mary's site. Watch for it when she posts at night. The little hints are there. I just had to rip her off at my lair. What is that you say? I made it up at my bay? No, I'd never do that to such a lass. I am such an honest little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

83 comments:

  1. No, don't want to wind up dead from bad gas!

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    1. That is a good call
      There at your hall

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  2. You revealed something Mary wished to remain hidden!!
    Now you blog she may be a ridden lol

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    1. lol she likes the cat's smell
      So she'll come back after damning me to hell

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    2. Ha, no I would take the dog smell any day
      rather than sniff cat gas at my bay
      that smells like tulips and violets, of course!

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    3. lol well the cat will send you some to sample
      He has ample

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  3. thank goodness we use other ways to recognize each other
    cause if we have to sniff ass, myself i might smother

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    1. hahaha yeah I'd rather be alone
      Then sniff ass at the tone

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  4. Mary does have 3 cute doggies at her sea
    dogs do go on a butt sniffing spree
    they seem do it with much glee
    I think from gas I would like to flee
    a nod of hello would be good for me..

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    1. haha yeah a nod would do
      Rather even have a moo
      Then gas or ass
      That has no class

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    2. Yup there definitely is nothing quite as smelly as doggy gas
      if by chance they let it pass!

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    3. Yeah it sure can stink
      Turn one pink

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  5. Oh dear, bread and beer
    Butt-sniffing dogs, what a fear
    They say hello in a funny way
    Why can't they smile and say "Have a good day."

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    1. Maybe the words just won't come out
      So in their nose goes and they pout

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  6. Oh my gosh, three of the butt sniffers around
    Enough gas emitted to just drop to the ground
    They are lovable otherwise
    Good to them they'll be nice
    They are much better off than those in the pound

    Hank

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    1. Much better off indeed
      There at her feed
      And even with gas
      And a but sniffing lass

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  7. Mary might let her dogs bite your tail
    Then laugh as you give a wail!

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    1. haha have to catch the cat
      As he runs around like a dingbat

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    2. Agreed...if my dogs are insulted another time
      they might surprise you with an off-color rhyme!

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    3. lol bring it on
      The cat can take it at his lawn

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  8. Uh-oh! You shouldn't be giving her secrets away!

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  9. Not sure who Mary is
    or what her secret could be
    now this has been more
    that a little intrigued!

    betty

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    1. haha the cat gave it away
      With a little display

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  10. What to do if you're sniffer
    take life's gusto with drool...
    ha? don't like it? get a pacifier,
    throw and play dog-a-ball!

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    1. haha a pacifier you say
      Hmmm the possibilities at play

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  11. Well I must say this was different, but who wants the smell of gas?
    All the same enjoyed the read,
    Yvonne.

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    1. Different is the way
      Everyday at my bay

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  12. Sniffing butts is fine for mutts, but you better watch out if you are a klutz.

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    1. Fall right in, with nose kinda deep
      That would make anyone weep

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  13. Too funny, all the details of sniffing butts. There must be something to it since it is a cat's favorite thing to do. I guess everyone's gas has distinct oders . The video was great. Have a good day Pat.

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    1. haha yeah cats and dogs go for the butt
      If humans did it,they'd look like a nut

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  14. We have to watch for drool at my place
    one pup always has it dripping from his face
    and he loves to give us all a lick
    my daughter is his favorite pick

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    1. haha nasty as can be
      The cat drools when happy

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  15. Mary might come after the cat for that

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    1. That cat is not afraid
      He'll hide in the shade

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    2. You are right, Maggie, I am thinking of that
      carrying a large baseball bat under my hat!

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    3. Must be one big hat
      Have to catch the cat

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  16. I can't see the video): the computer here doesn't play anything. But I don't like sniffers, anyway. Sniffers as those who are at the door of the supermarket that I shop. Where is the cat now? ):

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    1. Oh they are scary indeed
      Run away at your feed

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  17. That video is funny ~ No pets around here so nobody is sniffing anyone ~

    Have a good week Pat ~

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    1. haha no sniffing at all
      Lonely sniffers at your hall

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  18. haha - no butt sniffing for me at my sea - i rather leave it to the dogs

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  19. Schultz viewed your ode to the butt sniffer, and he thought it was grand!

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    1. haha sniff a butt
      To catch up at your hut

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  20. To each their own just leave my butt alone

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    1. And look, you can rhyme
      Butt sniffing is a fun time

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  21. orlin N cassie

    uh...guess uz catz canna reeeeeely ree mark bout butt sniffin dawgs.... sinz cats haz been doin thiz sinz....

    hold up a minit....cuzin dai$y just strolled by N boomer haz ta smellz her butt...

    phew....

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    1. haha ours don't generally go all the way in
      Or we don't sniff humans at our bin

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  22. So Mary hasn't come after you yet
    For spilling the beans about her set
    That will be something to write about
    When she sees you've given her a shout

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    1. haha she must be away
      Or out butt sniffing at her bay lol

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    2. No Mary was not far away
      she was unfortunately busy all day!

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    3. Hmm busy with the above
      Giving sniffing love lol

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  23. There's something about Mary

    Good thing there's nobody named Barry

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    1. Be butt sniffing times two
      There at her zoo

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  24. Thank goodness I don't have butt sniffers at my lair. My cats only smell each other's butts. HAHA!

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    1. haha that is all they do
      Nothing more at their zoo

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  25. Mary has nothing on me,
    I have four to her three!
    One of them is Buddha the Boston,
    Of gas he has a butt-ton,
    Which is why I don't sleep with my head beneath the sheet...
    His awful gas, I don't want to die of 'eet'!

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    1. haha gas at night
      Could be a fright
      No need for a nightmare
      At least he cares enough to share

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    2. Four dogs at your bay??
      What a way to spend your day!
      Smiles.

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    3. I know one with seven
      You'd be in heaven

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  26. That is why I prefer my whiffs in the window!

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    1. That is a better place
      Except if allergies you embrace

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  27. LMAO You need to use last names, dude or they might think it's me. *it isn't*. I don't have dogs so I'm safe...just rats as pets over here and they won't be sniffing my rear.

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    1. hahaha that Mary only uses one name
      So you are safe from my claim

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  28. LOL....I am laughing my 'butt' off at this! I only have one of my mutts that sniffs butts, and it is one of the girls....not the boy. The boy is rather asexual! Smiles. I am glad humans don't have to greet one another in this manner. You made my day at my bay!!

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    1. hahaha yeah greeting the way
      When seeing one at their bay
      Would be scary indeed
      I guess of butts she is just in need lol

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  29. Haven't been to Mary's. I'll have to pitstop by.

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    1. haha don't raise your butt to the sky
      She can be spry

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  30. My husband hasn't been privy to your videos yet. As it was playing he scoffed and said WTF are you watching!? I guess he doesn't find the humor in butt sniffing mutt videos.

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    1. lmao an outsider may not
      May think bloggers are a crazy lot

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  31. O fair butt
    What dost I smell
    An odour stale
    Pray fare-thee-well

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    1. Unless you have fleas
      Then you wish for it with the breeze

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  32. Bad gas
    Would not be fun to pass
    Nor a good way to die
    Everywhere that Mary went
    She'd hold her nose and cry.

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  33. What a sweet and thoughtful ode to Mary, hahaha

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    1. haha isn't the cat so nice
      Like a head full of lice

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