Friday, August 15, 2014

A Rip Off Ghost At My Coast!

So at that holy ghost's place some Sovereign Order thing he/she/it seems to embrace. Secret identity and all makes he/she/it as bad as R at my hall. Anyway, that order thing shows up a ton at their wing. The cat just knows they have a great story to tell. So I figured what the hell.

Stories of the Order - How They Stopped Demons From Crossing The Border.

It was a dark and stormy night, doesn't it always seem to start with such a plight? Why can't it be a bright and cheery day? How do they do things at a bay that has 24 hour sunlight on display? Umm anyway, back to it before you are all old and grey. Whoops, I guess a few are already passed that point. Never fear, I won't point you out at my joint.

The demons came from hell. They even rang a bell. I think they wanted you humans for dinner. I wonder how they decided on a winner? The ones with the most meat must look like a treat. At least diets would be in high demand all across the land. Where was I? Oh yes, demons fell from the sky.

They surrounded one and all. I guess there were many demons on call. To surround 7 billion people would take skill. Maybe they just buried Earth in some cosmic hill? I guess it does not really matter though. It would just make for a giant litter box at my show. What was that? On with it at my mat? Okay, I will get there before you are old and gray. Damn, already said that. Don't want to be a repeat cat.

The demons crossed the border from Hell. That is obviously where they dwell. Where did you think they call home? It makes no since to be Tahiti or Rome. A demon from Tahiti sounds wrong. Maybe it is a demon who likes to sing a song? What do you mean I am not telling the story? Do not worry, it is about to get gory.

The humans were almost done when pringle cans rained down from the sun. They were filled with my dung and they caused the demons to pop a lung. That is right, they exploded on sight. The humans were filled with demon goo and the demon take over was through. Wait! What? Where are those order things at my hut? They made you humans forget it all. Demon guts does not go well with anything in the fall.

So you were saved from that awful thought. You can thank the order lot. But just remember the cat saved the day and the dung filled pringle cans are never far away. Now you know that whenever a demon gives you sass you just need to call up my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Without a break perfect 10
      A good trend!

      Hank

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    2. congrats Hank on your number one run..

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    3. Thanks for the company, Truedessa
      Once a while we meet here from afar

      Hank

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    4. Back to number ten
      As meetings take place at my den

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    1. So close yet so far
      Need a faster car?

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  3. If I see a demon, I'm calling on Cassie.

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    1. She'll give them a swat
      And the demons will be taught

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  4. "They Stopped Demons From Crossing The Border'
    Would certainly take lots of efforts to reign in an order
    Demons move around
    Not easily found
    Or they might be down the road nearby as a boarder

    Hank

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    1. A boarder you say
      I'll have to watch out at my bay
      Wonder if they pay the rent
      Or just make all repent

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  5. If I see a beast a demon
    I'll shoot him from my cannon
    aboard my ship with my seaman(aka Captain Pat)
    whistling for my dragon
    riding the sky a freeman...
    or just call the paddy wagon - haha

    Have a good day there at your bay
    leaving a song to brighten your day..

    I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
    Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh
    I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
    Wastin' time

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    1. haha cannon or paddy wagon
      So many options along with the dragon
      Shoot them to a far away star
      Then wastin time by the dock can go far

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  6. The demons rained and poured en masse
    Earth was saved by petite rhyming ass
    Pooey goo smacked in the face
    Worked better than a can of mace
    Here a demon there a demon splattered all with poo
    Pringle can warfare turned into something new

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    1. haha summed it up well
      Those things from Hell
      The cat gave them a run
      With what comes out a bun

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  7. I think The Order has eyes in the walls...you might wanna watch your step with this one, they could mess with your cat nip! :)

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    1. Mess with my cat nip
      And in a fire pit they'll take a dip

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  8. Always starts out on a stormy night! Those darn demons!

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    1. Yeah, can't be a clear night
      I guess that isn't a fright

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  9. That rhyming ass better watch his rhyming mouth. I know I am old but I still can keep up most of the time. Anyway, this was a great story. Glad the demons didn't win. You have a great day Pat.

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    1. lmao I never pointed you out
      The rhyming ass will send a trout

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    2. No, Marg, he meant me but I don't want "no trouts."
      There really can't be any doubts
      Today I got a watering can, big sticker on the side
      When I read it, I laughed till I almost cried
      Big letters said, Guaranteed for ten years
      I'll hold them to it please have no fears. LOL

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    3. haha ten year perk
      Hopefully for that long it will work

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  10. I think they sprang from that russian hole. Those darn demons, emerging from that evil bowl. Thanks to the pringles cans, we can all rest well. For those baddies are chilling out back in the depths of hell :)

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    1. The pringle cans of doom
      take care of them and their gloom

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  11. I'll never look at Pringles quite the same way again.

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    1. haha that may be good
      As some kinds can cause anal leakage in your hood

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  12. just like the ghost

    you can boast

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  13. Great idea to take of the demons and chase them away,
    But when the zombies come how will you save the day?

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    1. Chop off their head
      with my claws of dread

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  14. Great story Pat, glad the demons didn't win this time as they always seem to do in other such like stories.
    Yvonne.

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    1. The demons will lose
      When they come here for a cruise

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  15. Now I know:
    if someone in 'goo' -
    call them a 'demon'
    and send to the Cat's zoo.

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    1. And then a pringle can will come due
      Actually a cashew jar now at my zoo

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  16. Repeat cat
    full of scat
    but what can we expect
    with Pringles cans direct
    from your land
    falling onto the sand
    of the shores
    of mine ever more.

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    1. Just watch where you step
      Don't have too much pep
      May get a foot full of it
      They yell, eww shit

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  17. Now I know a little more about Pringles containers. I never liked them.

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    1. They make for fine cat dropping holders indeed
      About the only good of them at my feed

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  18. I wish all demons would ring the bell before they enter!

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    1. That would be nice
      Then hit them with rice

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  19. Pringle cans filled with dung can be quite scary, indeed!

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  20. I knew Pringles cans recycled could be
    And you found the perfect use at your sea!

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    1. Can reuse and reuse
      Just never light that fuse

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  21. Well now I have a new life plan:
    Avoid the dung-filled Pringles can.

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    1. Plenty from the cat
      Filled with his scat

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  22. Dung filled pringle cans must produce such an awful stench! I hope they never rain on my parade!

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    1. haha have to watch out
      They can make you pout

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  23. I don't think I can ever eat Pringles any more
    as described here in your post
    them being dung filled is worse
    than any encounter with a ghost.

    betty

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    1. That is a good thing
      As they can cause anal leakage at your wing

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  24. Ooh, a scary one! And you're good for my diet, since that can of Pringles in the pantry is no longer tempting me! Now...if you could attack Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with your next post, I'll be set!

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    1. haha that I could do
      If you wish at my zoo

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  25. orlin N cassie..

    bravo guys !!! grate storee :)

    N de food gurl sayz ta tell ya knot all demons come frum hell & knot all $#it be ina can....

    sum times it comes frum yur place oh

    employ

    happee week oh end…heerz ta yellowbanded perch in everee bowl ♥

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    1. lol that is very true
      The employ place has one or two

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  26. I've no doubt what you say is true,
    For we have cats at our house, too.
    Kitty poo can be potent as hell;
    And should asphyxiate demons very well.

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    1. it will make every demon bloke
      Die off and choke

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  27. Pringles cans were from long ago.
    Was this a draft from way back at your show?

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    1. They are easier to use at my sea to describe it
      Then cashew containers full of umm shit lol

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  28. Cats can sure smell enough to kill the demons

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    1. That most every being can indeed
      Letting such umm smells take seed

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  29. At first I thought this story was about another border. Yes, my thoughts were about stopping demons at the Canadian border. Keep them out of Costco and Trader Joes...Erm, but these are some serious hell demon ho's. Good thing the cat had Pringles cans in which to shat. Saved the day at each and every bay!

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    1. The cat can do so
      High and low
      When demons cross
      They are at a loss

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  30. We must throw a party for The Order. They sure did save our asses stopping those demons from crossing the border!

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    1. The order are all a fad
      The cat is really rad

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  31. I'll eat some pringles and stop
    The shingles
    that might come my way
    walking The Way
    Of St James

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    1. If they stop
      Do it so there isn't a flop

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  32. Yay for the cat.
    That's all I'm saying about that.

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    1. lol all that needs to be said
      Goes right to his head

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  33. Do NOT malign Reese's
    Or I will fall to pieces!

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    1. haha I'll leave it alone
      At least at this tone

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  34. Well thanks to the cat... for saving my unrhyming little ass.

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  35. The order has their eye on the cat after that

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    1. They can keep an eye
      The cat is spry

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  36. On a dark and stormy night
    so much can give one fright
    before demons take flight!!

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    1. That it can indeed
      Scary people at ones feed

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  37. ha. i know who this one is a rip off of
    and what did the order do?

    seems the answer is all the above

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