Thursday, August 21, 2014

A Scream And Shout Freak Out!

Oh my god! You would think when that was said someone turned into a cod. The cat goes under the bed when such a freakout causes one dread. It is a scary sight. Maybe their curlers were screwed in too tight?

You can't make me pay.
I won't, I won't I say.
That just will not do.
Do you see what is in view?

Freak out galore.
Crazy came through the door.
I think nut job is right,
For this so called plight.

Look, look look!
Do you see what took?
It says this!
How could you miss?

Umm because I don't care.
Even when aware.
So just shut up.
There are worse things than a pup.

But but don't you know?
You could fry below.
You are in for an awakening soon.
Just wait for a full moon.

A bad saturday mornig cartoon,
Could sure explain this loon.
Sadly she wasn't on paper.
Maybe those lips I could staple or tape her.

I will not pay.
I don't care if I'm overdue today.
I will have to buy another thing.
Here give me this little bit of bling.

Sure, be a dumb nut.
Spend more money at your hut.
Give it all away.
Hmmm idea at my bay.

I can't believe you did that.
You are such a bad cat.
You let, sorry Rosey, 666 be what I had to pay.
There is just no way.

Whoopdi friggin doo.
A number like any other in view.
Maybe I should turn it upside down.
999 won't make any frown.

Maybe the cat should go and have everything end up 666. Then they would have more than one picks. Having to buy an extra book or two because they don't want 666 in view. But then they could just run away and not have a very nice day. So I will leave the 666 to the nut job lass who is waaaay far gone even for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer. 

82 comments:

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    1. No takers for the whole of 13 minutes
      Hank had to come in to do justice to it!
      Was it really a glitch
      That caused the twitch
      Could happen with their own measure of fits

      Hank

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    2. Now it's # 5
      Way to survive!

      Hank

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    3. Got lucky today
      Come what may
      Still on in
      And alive at my bin

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  2. ha. i hit that number every once in a while,
    it doesnt bother me ///yikes can you imagine stapling your lips
    or hers, that would hurT..but they sure could not blurt
    or spurt spittle, but a little hell might be hot
    and hurt a lot

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    1. haha yeah I just pay and be on my way
      But that nut had to have her say
      stapled lips would hurt a ton
      I'd surely turn around and run

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  3. It is better to state it as # 999
    Invoking the taboo not defined
    Set the mood
    And to be good
    Safe and sound and well inclined

    Hank

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    1. Safe and sound
      No yapping profound
      Just pay and be on their way
      And have a nice tip too at my bay

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  4. I have been behind people ion the cashier line when this total came due
    They always buy something more, to avoid going to the devil's zoo lol

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    1. lol would be a good marketing ploy
      Making them spend more so they can keep joy

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  5. Just a number. Can't do anything to me!

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    1. Exactly it is
      They can keep their crazy biz

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  6. I agree with Alex......it's only a number.
    Loved the verse.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Just a number
      Can't get you well awake or as you slumber

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  7. There you go again with the nutters,
    Maybe they'd be better as nut butters?
    Spread them thin to go on toast
    And serve them up at their too-hot roast!

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    1. haha cannibalism at my sea
      I'll leave that to thee

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  8. Kind of bad because my birthday is June 6th. Yay, I'm special.

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    1. Special as can be
      As only two 6's come to thee

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  9. I used to have a phone number that ended in ... 5666. For whatever reason that freaked some people out and my step mother was so thankful when I changed my number.

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    1. haha I guess the 5 didn't count
      They just noticed the 6 amount

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  10. Each number has meaning
    but only for those who's mindful
    if not - worry free, flee!

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  11. You gotta watch that full moon. Werewolves come out.

    And I've said it before, don't spend the summer drunk. You'll miss all the fun if you do.

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    1. Vampires too
      And never drink at my zoo

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  12. Last time I went through a cashier's line and the total was $6.66 the old podunk cashier nervously asked me if I wanted to buy anything else. I said no of course not, this is all I need. She said, in a very serious tone, "Then that's on you."

    You'd probably be amazed to hear that no pianos fell on my head that day, nor did any demons possess my very being.

    The superstition of some people...

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    1. haha funny it was the other way around
      What? You didn't get dragged off my a three headed hound?

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  13. 666 turn it upside down
    You got 999 with a frown
    Herman Cain's slogan, whoever rooted
    Turn it back, won't help, he got booted

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  14. 666 always reminds me of them omen. i am helplessly a product of movies, i suppose.
    always awaiting the full moon over here:)

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    1. haha movies can teach in a way
      Most of it is nonsense though on display

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  15. We thought we saw the full moon, butt it was just the neighbor guy!

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    1. Blah to that sight
      Be much more of a fright

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  16. I think its significance of a number
    is not truly known
    I consider it just one of all the numbers
    and try to leave it alone

    betty

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    1. Yeah just shrug and be on your way
      Can't let some dumb number ruin your day

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  17. due do...tap tape....your editor is sighing. haha.

    I know a few who need their lips stapled.
    Would have the pleasure, if I was able. lol.

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    1. lol just making sure you were awake
      And a stapler to many I'd like to take

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  18. 666 freaks many out. Not sure why. Maybe they are used to 1-888 numbers?

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    1. Maybe they like those sexy voices
      So they'd rather have 888 choices

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  19. Always the people find things in numbers (scared things) this and 13th you know and many movies love this :)

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    1. Yeah the movies love it
      And what they find is usually full of umm spit

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  20. I am one of those people who will toss in a piece of bubble gum to the order to keep from getting that evil number.

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    1. hahaha one of those you say
      Oh the dismay

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  21. Where did that 666 fear come from? Who the heck determined that was a bad number?

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    1. Someone pulled it our their butt
      And it caught on at every hut

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  22. There are worse things than a pup, really.
    And I don't like the evil number ):

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    1. True there are
      Just a number near and far

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  23. orlin N cassie

    faaaaaaaaaaaaa...de devil may care

    any way due ewe noe what happens when ya take de number 1 N tern it upside rite ...

    knot a damn thing

    oh kay then...happee thurzday two ewe ♥

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    1. lol not a damn thing at all
      Still the same number on the wall

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  24. When is a number a bit more than just a number
    may be important if you see them in your slumber
    the study of numbers as some explore numerology
    or perhaps you like the heavens and astrology
    can a number really determine one's fate
    I'll let you decide there at your gate...

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    1. Astrology lol worse than 666
      That right there I'll nix
      Maybe I should make up some crap
      And fool many a chap

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  25. 666 the mark of the beast
    Will one day rise, like yeast
    At the appointed hour
    But he will have limited power.

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    1. And with a fart
      He'll tear all apart
      Except people of walmart
      They are too scary with their cart

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  26. Maybe they just did not want to spend any money

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    1. Except they spent more
      At their shore

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  27. I remember a news story a while backo
    About a 666 media wacko
    I wonder if that inspired this
    For surely triple sixes are blazing bliss

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    1. haha that could have done it
      As she was wacko more than a bit

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  28. Those sorts of things don't bother me. I do try to avoid walking under ladders though--but that is because I am clumsy.

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    1. haha well that makes sense
      Wouldn't want to knock anyone off and have then hit a fence

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  29. Don't you love those trout tabbies. They are the best. Just turn the number over. Have a great evening Pat.

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    1. haha they have wise advice
      Have to send them some mice

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  30. I'm that way about the number 13. Is that weird? Probably so! I won't stop reading a book if I'm on page 13...I'll keep going to 14. If I'm writing, I won't stop on page 13. Chapter 13 is always a tough one, though, because I'm not ambitious enough to make myself write the entire chapter to avoid being on Chapter 13 overnight!

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    1. hahaha well you go the easy 13 there at your scene
      That hard ones you just pretend are serene

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  31. The mention of 666 always freaks me out a little. I do prefer 999!

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    1. lol know how to get you
      Now at my zoo

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  32. I find 666 more of a joke than scary. But I will say this to the people who fear it, the Bible can't even tell us accurate view of the past, and we're suppose to believe some bizarre prophecies of the future written decades after Jesus had supposedly lived and died?

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    1. Yeah a load of bulk indeed
      So just ignore at every feed

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  33. I've just never gotten into numbers.

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  34. I don't really pay much attention to things like that. ♥

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    1. Ignore and go
      Easy peasy at your show

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  35. One of the giveaways on my blog is about to have that number of entrants in it. I'm avoiding it until I think it's been surpassed, lol. We all have our weirdo things. That one is def. mine.

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    1. hahaha not even gonna look
      What happens if it gets stuck there at your nook

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  36. A number is a number. I never got into the while superstition thing.

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    1. That is all it is
      With the number biz

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  37. My step mom hated that number also. She worked in a restaurant and would always add a penny to their total when it came up 666. Such a silly superstition!

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    1. hahaha a penny here and there
      Can add up at ones lair

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  38. It's called hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
    A rather long word
    I'd rather not see it
    But I don't act absurd

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    1. damn one long word
      Just flip it all the bird lol

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