Friday, August 22, 2014

Advice For A Price?

So opinions are like assholes they say, everyone has one from bay to bay. But is advice the same racket or would that go in another bracket? I guess we shall see as we go on an advice spree.

People are great,
People are grand.
They can relate,
And lend a hand.

Advice for this,
Advice for that.
Advice they piss,
Or is it scat?

Read a post,
Read a paper.
Advice they host,
About every caper.

They know all,
They know you.
Just give a call,
Away they moo.

They are smart,
They are wise.
Take to heart,
Attracting flies.

You should hear,
You should see.
Forget their beer,
Just gives them glee.

Listen up!
Listen near!
Fill your cup,
Have no fear.

Follow me,
Follow him.
Advice is free,
From the dim.

They did a search,
They had a look.
Asked at a church,
Their off the hook.

It was found,
It was wise.
They will astound,
Until the Internet dies.

There you are. I guess advice is like the crap on your shoe you get when you walk near or far. It stinks and needs to be wiped off of you. But oh no! The Internet empowers every zoo. Pfffft stick it up your rear. Best advice from my sphere, never take advice from someone who has not been through what you have been through. Just tell them to stick their advice up their gazoo. Or you could get crass. That would be fine by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

87 comments:

  1. 'advice is like the crap on your shoe'
    Does not stick in the ear whatever you do
    Listen well
    That is swell
    But everyone have lots to say to you

    Hank

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    1. haha yep, listed and nod
      Then treat their advice like it came from a cod

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  2. The Internet is like the bathroom wall of the world and everyone has to have their say...

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    1. Exactly it
      So they can just sit on it a bit

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    2. haha - Oh, now that is funny and so true..
      and you never know what will come in view

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    3. Less germy on the internet though
      And you have your own loo if you need to go

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  3. Whether you like it or not advice is always there, some good, some not so good.
    It's up to you if you take heed.

    Great words excellently written........that's MY opinion.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yep, it is always there
      Just have to ignore the nuts at your lair

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  4. People tend to give advice without thinking
    Makes me think that some of them have been drinking
    Maybe instead of advice, people should just listen instead
    And get the thought of giving advice out of their head

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    1. That would be the better way
      But they always want to be the hero at their bay

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  5. Sometimes the advice isn't good, even if they have been through it.

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    1. That is true too
      So have to give many a big screw you

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  6. What's the saying, no free lunches
    But free advice comes in bunches
    I like what cat said very first line
    It would be great on a valentine
    Alex's words stand out in truth
    Said by many who are uncouth
    If you want what's best just look inside
    Where advice hangs out and likes to hide

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    1. The best is within
      Listen to you at your bin
      Screw the rest of the fluoride heads
      Who lie in their beds

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  7. when it comes to advice

    always rethink it twice

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    1. And a third time
      Maybe a fourth for the chime

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  8. Free advice is often worth the price!!!

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  9. Sometimes advice is a good thing. The problem is when the giver gets mad if you don't take it.

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    1. haha that is true too
      They think their advice is great and shouldn't be flushed down the loo

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  10. When advice is a sharing of knowledge gained it can be a good thing. How you take it and interpret however, may not always work out so well!

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    1. Yep, may end up backfiring
      and a lawyer you may need hiring lol

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  11. Advice sometimes can be good, but most times a person simply has to live it through and find out for themselves.

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    1. Yep, knowledge is power
      As you have to live through the meteor shower

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  12. Don't know anyone that doesn't like to give advice but you just have to listen to what advice that you need. This is all true especially on the internet and especially in the cat world. Have a great Friday Pat.

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    1. Yeah everyone likes to give it
      But much of it is worthless ummm cat spit lol

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  13. What about those who ask for advice? Maybe instead we should just give them lice? My answer to all on the mat...is that they should definitely get a cat.

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    1. Yeah many ask and then get mad
      When it doesn't work at their pad

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  14. Advice is only worth the price. Not even that

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    1. Below 0 you say
      Yeah that is true for much on display

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  15. Advice you can get from everyone. But whether it is worth anything or not is sure a whole other can of worms

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    1. The cam of worms is probably worth more
      In most cases at every shore

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  16. It is funny how one gets uninvited advice. Well meaning people perhaps, but it can get annoying.

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    1. Yep, annoying as can be
      Tell them to flee

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  17. Opinions here, opinions there,
    Opinion, opinions everywhere.
    Doesn't matter if what they say is true,
    The final decisions are up to you.

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    1. That they are
      and truth is different at every bar

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  18. I like your line where you say
    don't take advice unless they've been in my shoes
    that in itself are very wise words
    and some very good news!

    betty

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    1. Yeah, if they haven't been through what you have been through
      Tell them to stick it up their gazoo lol

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  19. When seeking advice think twice
    considering the source of course
    everyone has something to say
    pondering things at their bay

    to those you don't like just say
    whoopdi friggin do or tell them
    to go pound sand in their land..

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    1. haha pound sand has more oomph I think
      But whoopdi friggin doo may not bring them to the brink

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    2. haha - tell them to go pound sand
      as you don't want to hear it in your land

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    3. Or to piss up a rope
      Because they are a dope

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  20. I've always hated unsolicited advice...

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    1. Yep, a good hate
      Tell them to stick it at a quick rate

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  21. True that some advice may be the pits
    But some advice is full of wits
    When I was young I thought my parents were nuts
    They knew nothing and had no guts
    Now I see they were pretty wise
    Like PhDs in silly disguise

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    1. haha yeah some is wise
      Some the stuff landed on my flies
      But most just want to be heard
      Have to flip them the bird

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  22. Everybody thinks they're an expert!

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    1. That they do
      And usually they are full of poo

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  23. So many people think advice is 'one size fits all' and don't take into consideration the differences in people! I think people should not give advice unless asked!

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    1. Yeah that is they way to be
      There are waaaaay too many idiots who think one fits all at every sea

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  24. This is one of your funniest ever, Pat!

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    1. haha glad it was grand
      I guess advice hit a nerve in my land

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  25. Did you just give advice not take advice from any old joe?
    I agree to only seek wisdom from those already in the know.

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    1. I guess that I did indeed
      Damn, advice from advice at my feed

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  26. Now YOU'RE giving advice
    How is that fine?
    Just teasing you
    And making a rhyme

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    1. lol only gave one though
      With my flow

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  27. orlin N cassie...

    sew de add vize yur givin uz... iz that knot everee thing on de internets iz grate add vize ore even TROO? faaaaaaaaaaa........we never even figured...thanx for de add vize !!

    heerz two a grate week oh end N may sockeye salmon fill yur food bowlz ♥

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    1. Probably 95% of it is crap
      All across the internet map

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  28. Feel free to ask for my advice though, you know I'm always right. lol

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    1. lol not gonna let that one go
      There at your show haha

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  29. Give no advice, you say
    Great advice at your bay
    lol :)

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    1. lol give or take
      Just leave it in the lake

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  30. Take the advice of others with a grain of salt.
    If it doesn't work like they say then it's your fault.

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    1. That it truly is
      Because you believed their biz

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  31. Got put in my place
    many times in this life race
    for giving advise when not asked
    and was really taken to task.
    Even if well meaning some don't care
    and will rip you to shreds if you dare!

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    1. Yep, best to stay quiet
      So they won't riot
      I don't give any unless asked for it
      And barely ever take a bit

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  32. Hahahaha… oh crap… the post I just posted was all about my ranty opinion and
    advice, LOL… I'm in trouble…

    Will you still be my friend??? :)

    (Of course, I would definitely take any advice the cat would give…)

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    1. hahaha the cat had good timing today
      Nothing wrong with giving advice that way
      As you are giving it as a whole
      Letting each person decide for themselves as they come for a stroll

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    2. How. Do. You. Do. It. ?!?!?

      It would take me all week to come up with a clever rhyme like that. :)

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    3. lol seconds at my bay
      They just flow with what I want to say

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  33. I don't give advice. Seems nobody takes it anyway or the do the opposite so why bother? lol

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    1. lol well give the opposite at your sea
      Then they will do what would originally have been said by thee

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  34. Sometimes they ask advice
    but not listen at any price...

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  35. I think I'll listen to your advice by not listening to your advice. TAKE THAT.

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    1. lol the time space continuum may now explode
      As you go into yes/no mode

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  36. I agree with Theresa Mahoney. Thanks for the advice. :-)

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  37. Pat, why bother trying to advise anyone? They have their own yellow brick road to walk along. :)

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    1. Flying monkeys and all
      Can also give a call

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  38. you def have to weigh the person giving the advice
    and what their intentions are and lets be honest
    do you really want what they have---that is the price
    of advice...

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    1. The answer to that is usually no
      Instead just tell them where to go

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