Friday, August 29, 2014

Animals On Display With Secrets At Play!

Did you know animals are strange too? I go after humans all the time at my zoo. But animals sure have some weird acts as well, except for cats wherever we dwell.

A bear in the woods,
Really likes hoods.
Put one on its head,
And it will sleep in your bed.

A duck likes to quack,
But go on the attack.
And it will spit,
What? They can do it.

A beaver on the loose,
Will go after a goose.
It wants to goose the goose.
Easier than a moose.

A dog in a park,
May very well bark.
But when it leaves a mark,
Another animal gets a spark.

The hyena comes to play,
To every animals dismay.
For it likes the smell so much,
Every animals nose it wants to touch.

The anteater is grand.
It stretches out across the land.
But what that really means is,
It wants to give you an ant math quiz.

The birds chirp and fly,
Until a cat makes them die.
Why do that though?
Because they want to be an egg again, I know.

Pigs want to fly,
They also want to die.
For to prove the saying right,
To Heaven they want to take flight.

A cow is just absurd,
Eats things twice in every herd.
Tastes better the second time?
I guess it makes ribs prime.

A horse gets horny,
When it sees something thorny.
Rhinos beware,
When you see their stare.

There is some inside scoop. The cat just wanted to keep you in the loop. Just look at those birds wanting to be turned to turds. I guess an egg shape could come due if you really try at your zoo. Then their wish will come to pass all thanks to those like my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Without a break # 13
      Not unlucky scene!

      Hank

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    2. Ah, but I was on your trail
      as number one I wanted to nail

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    3. 'morning Truedessa Ma'am you are up early
      Both winners at 7am thanks for the company

      Hank

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    4. An early bird on her way to work
      Have a great day Hank...

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    5. haha a fight to the death
      Or until your keyboard runs out of breath

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    1. oh so, close...good morning Hank
      you are still number one
      under the early morning sun

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    2. Well, I hope no cat eats my bird
      for then some crying would be heard


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    3. The cats would stay away
      Maybe just a little play

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  3. 'animals sure have some weird acts'
    Playful banter and fun they do not lack
    Look them in the eye
    They do appear docile
    Don't be fooled one bit for they do attack

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they'd attack on a whim
      Thinks could turn grim

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  4. I'd probably flunk the ant math quiz...

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    1. You never know
      Could give an easy one a go

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    1. haha ..are we all just a number??

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    2. More even than 1 too
      Here at my zoo

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    3. A number, but not a cucumber
      At the kitty cat zoo
      Where his favorite word is....

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    4. Seems to be yours
      Us it on all your tours lol

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  6. The ant math quiz I do beleve
    You're really hiding up your sleeve
    Count the ants as they do math
    Often find them in your bath
    How many ants does it take
    To screw in a light bulb, do not fake

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    1. Ants by the ton
      Ants one by one
      The march into your house
      More annoying than a mouse

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  7. An Anteater would be nice to have.
    No tongue numbing spray I would have to have.
    Hmm...that's a lot of haves.
    Not the best rhyme I gave.
    Oh, that's even worse.
    The eye rhyme curse.
    hahaha.....

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    1. haha an eye rhyme and a cheat
      Get into the raid and it make you repeat

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  8. Until a cat makes them die...all I could think of was the tweety bird cartoons...kinda morbid now that I think of it...

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    1. The tweety bird always came out though
      Even when eaten in the show

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  9. dude, there was a rabid beava'
    when we lived in North Carolina
    that crawled up in a canoe
    after fisherman, tis true
    i would not want that
    coming after you...

    not liking the thought of a cud chew
    either, but its better than a rabid beaver

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    1. haha a rabid beaver is new to me
      They must really not like people in their sea

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  10. a duck can quack

    but some rednecks in Louisiana thinks he's a good snack.

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    1. Or a good thrill
      Whatever fits the bill

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  11. A goose makes a good guard, kind of thinks he's a dog,
    They're pretty mean, dirty and belong in someone else's bog.

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    1. They sure like to own the place
      They think they have such grace

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  12. Really interesting!
    I dont want say "great post" you know:)
    But it is:)

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    1. lol don't want a yippee for me
      To come to thee

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  13. That is so true about a dog and its mark
    I can attest to it here at my place
    Koda might not be able to see
    but his nose still works great, and he races
    to those spots where he can get a good smell
    glad that scent still works so well!

    betty

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    1. They have to find that scent
      And there they pitch a tent

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  14. Good to know about all the animals and that silly beaver wants to Goose the goose. Bet that is silly looking. That is very true about dogs, and prime for the cow. Thanks for the smile this morning. Good week end to you Pat.

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    1. Glad I could get a smile
      As I turned the beaver goosing a goose dial

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  15. Wow! as a new follower I must congratulate you on this fantastic poem. Makes mine look like rubbish.lol

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  16. Pigs flying....I've always thought that one a little weird:)

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    1. Yeah weird as can be
      Made up at some crazy sea

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  17. We saw a humongous black crow trying to pick up and eat two little squirrels yesterday. I was stuck in the line at the bank, in the car, and the kids were mortified. Tenacious bird too. I know my daughter wanted to jump out and chase the bird off, but she'd have had to cross a lot of cars to do it. I told 'em not to look, but they wouldn't stop. We drove over there to shoo the bird when we were done but by then the squirrels had taken good cover. I'm sure they were damaged though, that bird was a poopoo and way bigger than them. And now I've left a story on your stories. hahaha

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    1. haha quite the tail
      Glad the crow could fail
      And the squirrels got away
      To live another day

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    2. Can't believe I was cheering for squirrels of all things...they're troublemakers over at my place. ;)

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    3. haha but don't want to see them eaten
      Just maybe a bit beaten

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  18. Thanks for all that insight, cat. I had no idea a dog at the park could make other dogs spark. ;0)

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    1. lol Schultz can do it with ease
      To him it is a breeze

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  19. "Except for cats." But of course...

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    1. Just spotted a new header. This one looks like a cross between a stained glass window and a pinball machine backer. Very nice.

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    2. Cats sure win out
      Yeah really liked this new one as it has clout

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  20. Dear Pat, I really enjoyed meeting this medley of animals today in your rhymes. My favorite I think was the following which ended with the words flipped and that made such a difference! A cow is just absurd,
    Eats things twice in every herd.
    Tastes better the second time?
    I guess it makes ribs prime.

    Peace.

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    1. haha was a fun flip to do
      As the cows upchuck and then chew

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  21. A goose on the loose
    Might ride the caboose
    Then fall to the track
    There goes its quack.

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  22. Another of your great poems, full of imagination , thanks for sharing.

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  23. Don't forget you've gotta beware
    Of the great big scary killer hare.
    I kid you not, if ya wanta get smarter,
    Google the one who swam after Carter.

    (President Jimmy, that is.)

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    1. Who knew a hare
      Could bring about such a scare

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  24. orlin N cassie

    itza eazee feat in deed for de stooooooooooooooopid rood bug infested cacca droppers ta tern ther selves inta turdz....troo lee...

    heerz ta a safe happee long week oh end…may de bass bee bountee full in yur bowl ♥

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    1. Rude in every way
      Hope you have a good weekend at your bay

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  25. All animals except cats? Yeah, dogs have that butt-sniffing thing, which I'll never understand!

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    1. They like to mark and sniff
      They need a good whiff

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    1. Watch their backside
      Or they may get a ride

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    1. Must be rather yummy
      The second time in its tummy

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  28. Dogs don't have to be in parks to bark. Some dog in the neighbourhood has been barkin' all evenin'. Interruptin' my nappin' schedule, you see. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. lol yeah they will bark at all
      Even if nothing is at their hall

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  29. No attack ducks around here--they are all begging to be fed. Now the Canadian geese you all send our way are a different story...

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    1. Yeah they are down right mean
      As they make a scene

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  30. Animals are funny. All the different strange things they do.

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    1. You just never know
      What they will try at their show

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  31. Animals are fascinating creatures. Bird watching is a lot of fun, especially for the cats. :)

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    1. lol yeah the cats have that down
      Watching all the birds fly across town

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  32. Wonderful insights here!
    I learned some things today.
    Never know what strange but true
    I will learn as I visit your zoo!

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    1. Not sure all are true
      But we'll go with that at my zoo

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  33. Animals do some weird things!
    But I guess, so do human beings!

    We've been watching Fail Army on YouTube lately and the animal ones are always hilarious!

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    1. That we both do
      Never heard of that one at my zoo
      Have to give it a view
      Out of the blue

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  34. I wouldn't mind hibernating with a bear
    As long as he knew I was there
    Wouldn't want him to roll about
    And leave me flattened out!

    Thought you might like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlDPtFTuZ7I

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    1. lol nothing goes as planned with cats around
      And yeah, wouldn't want to be flattened into the ground

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  35. I'll be going a little bear crazy in a fortnight
    Because I captured some doozies in my sight
    I like animals, all kinds I do
    As long as they don't leave me gifts of poo
    Love your new stained glass header at the top
    Best one yet, colors really pop!

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    1. OH, I lied! The sea is the best!
      Love the blue and the cat cutest!

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    2. haha can't make up your mind at my sea
      Many headers are there to cause glee
      And yeah as for the scat
      I want none of that

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  36. I had a swan come after me one time. It was a male and he was protecting his female and brood

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    1. Can't let you near
      Ready to bite you on the rear

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