Thursday, August 28, 2014

Did You Know This And That At Your Mat?

So a little did you know for all today at my hall. Warning though, some of it is nasty that I give a go. But at least I give you tips, may save those hips.

Cashews are great,
Eat them by the plate.
But did you know,
They can make you itch down below?

As in your ass crack?
Yep, such an itch attack.
If not processed right,
Like eating poison ivy at your site.

Jellybeans for you?
Mmmm yummy at your zoo.
Chow down all day.
Time for dismay.

Their shiny coat,
Has your vote,
It's made from bug crap.
Shiny apples too take such a lap.

Drink dispensers are great.
Fast and a cheap rate.
At least most times,
Some have high fee crimes.

But don't dismay,
It gets worse studies say.
50% of them are great,
The other 50% contaminated with fecal bacteria is their fate.

Wine is great too.
Get drunk at your zoo.
Well many don't any longer,
A few come on stronger.

They stomp the wine,
Nasty to the ocd of the feline,
With their bare feet.
Foot fungus wine, a tasty treat.

Ready to chow down on your meat?
Another tasty treat.
Pink slime, mechanically separated meat,
Your mouth can meet and greet.

Treated with ammonia it is,
The stuff from the cleaning product biz.
But never fear at your sea,
It can only be used as 15% filler with no labeling for thee.

Don't you want to go chow down now? Itchy ass cracks and foot fungus wine must really wow. Good luck getting that out of your head. At least you aren't like the meat and dead. That should suffice more than gas, at least to many who aren't my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Without a break now at # 12
      Memories of Holland's Delft

      Hank

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    2. That is a new one
      With your #12 run

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    3. Was there for some few months
      Somehow it rekindles those times

      Hank

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    4. Who knows what will spur a memory
      Even being #1 at my sea

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  2. an itching crack, that might make a scratch attack
    i never knew that, and eating bug crap,
    does not sounds ap-a-teasing --- and dont be sneezing
    cause if you store you toothbrush in the bathroom
    at your shore, its full of fecal bits, now aint that the
    sh----its, disgusting....

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    1. lol yep that is as nasty as can be
      Store it in a cupboard at your sea
      Or some added fecal matter
      Will be on the platter

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  3. Treated with ammonia that's McD's burger meat
    Many gobble with relish saying 'it is such a treat'
    Not fit for human consumption
    The Naked Chef's conclusion
    'Ammonia wash' to make it safe to eat! Or is it?

    Hank

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    1. haha could be deluding themselves
      Using ammonia wash on the shelves
      Doubt it is fit to eat
      Even as a treat

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  4. Not worried about the wine - alcohol kills all. But fortunately I don't eat ammonia beef or pork.

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    1. That is sure the way to be
      Screw ammonia at ones sea

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  5. This is disturbing to read this about the making of wine
    Makes me not want to have it next time I dine

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    1. haha not sweet on feet
      Could be a tasty treat

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  6. I think I'll stay clear of the gummy bears for sure. Well, maybe all the others too.

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    1. haha might be wise
      As some can make you itch and some bring flies

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  7. You didn't mention chicken from China
    Eating requires drunk on the wina
    WOW ...Eating cashews in your stew
    Can make ass crack itch and turn blue
    That can be bad news for plumbers
    Or nudists who are the newcomers
    Drink dispensers Oh Yucky Do
    Half flecked with the remnants of poo
    Fluoride heads don't give a rip
    From their faucets go take another sip

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    1. haha chicken from China you say
      That has to come a long way
      No way hosa
      For that at my bay
      Nudists at least could scratch free
      No clothing to get in the way at their sea

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  8. Ha,I love cashews by the dish
    I sure hope I don't begin to itch.
    as for pink slime in meat
    I choose carefully where I eat!
    Enjoy your day,
    but don't itch yourself away!

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    1. Well if you do
      It means it was a badly processed cashew lol

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  9. Yick -- you scare me..
    That itch in the crack
    and the pain in my back
    is caused by the food
    that's always too crude..

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    1. Food causes many a woe
      Even maybe a tingly toe

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  10. you know...i'm glad that i don't always know what i'm really eating... i think the human body can take many a knocks before being knocked out

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    1. Oh it can take a few
      But trust me, you don't want knocked out to come due

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  11. So death... You can't be thinking too much on food. Sometimes when I eat in restaurants I have disgust. You never know how the food is prepared!

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    1. I never eat in restaurants at my sea
      So safe from things that are nasty

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  12. That makes me say ewww. Not something I'd like to chew.

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    1. Gross a ton
      Especially the fecal matter one

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  14. I will never touch a drink dispenser again

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    1. Touch nothing and be okay
      No germs for you at your bay

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  15. Well I am not going to eat anything for at least an hour and it is while until Wine Thirty so that should be all right. By then all these thoughts will be gone out of my brain, I hope. You have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha wash them out of your brain
      Or may get on the non eating train

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  16. We are quite familiar with nuts in our neck of the woods!

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    1. haha they are everywhere
      At many a lair

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  17. More wine, less whine...it's all good.

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    1. haha all good when drunk
      Who cares about the bunk

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  18. My father-in-law eats a lot of cashews, and he does scratch his behind, hahahahhaa Probably not at the same time, but I'm watching next time around, hahahahhaaha

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    1. haha doesn't occur right away
      So it very well could be at his bay
      Could be parasites too
      Or maybe it just itches at his zoo lol

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  19. Eat what you eat
    drink what you drink
    with healthy intention
    you - worry free!

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    1. haha healthy intention only goes so far
      If littered with germs at a bar

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  20. You are so funny, Pat!
    Always making me laugh from where you're at!
    I don't worry about the wine,
    but I'd die before eating pink slime!
    Have a good day
    at your bay!

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    1. haha no pink slime for you?
      Good protein could come due

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  21. You always....I love white wine lol

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    1. haha always try
      And gross out on the fly

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    2. This cat is terrible sometimes:)

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    3. Want some zombie feet?
      I know you find those neat

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    4. Zombie feet
      Dance to the beat
      But boo hoo hoo
      Still no shoe

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    5. But big toes
      To stomp on foes

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  22. Good thing I don't get that effect from cashews because I like them.

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    1. Yeah glad I don't at my shore
      That scratching be quite the chore

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    1. Yeah I'd be with you
      Then eat that at my zoo

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    1. A diet from the cat
      Who'd have thought of that

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  25. It is possible to think too much!
    And find yourself in disgust! haha.

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    1. haha if it keeps the germs away
      I'm all for a little disgust at my bay

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  26. orlin N cassie....

    we dunno bout ewe guys... but onze again...we iz thanx full we iz cats

    N peepulz have a herd o cattle.... if we.... eat...... mice.....



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    1. Yeah they sure crap the cattle out
      But they eat contaminated trout

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  27. Oh my Oh my
    I always try
    To eat what's good
    And what we should
    Trying to be conservative
    And watching what preservative
    My upset ones bowels
    And soil one's towels.
    Think I'll take a chance
    And eat like in a trance. . . . . . lol

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    1. lol blah to the towels
      And nasty loose bowels
      never use those towels again I hope
      And have some mighty fine soap
      Have to be in a trance
      As around the germs prance

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  28. Oh yikes...remind me not to read your post before mealtime ~

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    1. That would be wise
      Enjoy a few flies

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  29. I don't like cashews or jelly beans and don't eat meat, so I'm semi safe on the disgusting stuff. The wine....I'll check the label for 'foot stomped'. heh heh

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    1. haha 3 down at least at your sea
      Foot wine may be the only thing for thee

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  30. After reading this here
    I have no appetite
    thankfully dinner is in a few hours
    and we are planning to eat light

    betty

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    1. Now on food you can save
      Such a nice path I pave

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  31. Hmm..I think I will still drink wine
    a glass or two should be fine
    so, cashews can make you itch
    to those I know you wouldn't pitch
    wine for me cashews for you
    hopefully, we won't turn blue..haha
    that is for grumpy goo...

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    1. Oh, and a new header appeared when
      I came on..that one is fantastic..

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    2. haha might turn yellow though
      with all the cashews at my show
      Grumpy goo can be blue
      We'll just try something new

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    3. Well, I am a lady that sings the blues
      but, that you already knew..

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    4. That I did
      Has your blues song got a bid? lol

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  32. UGH! We are NOT eating any more jelly beans! After learning about pink slime a couple years ago, we stopped eating fast food - not that we ate a lot of it, but . . .

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    1. Yeah so nasty as can be
      Never will eat it again at my sea

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  33. Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
    What is the grossest of them all?

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    1. Probably the fecal matter
      That is nasty as it is on a platter

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  34. I would have been fine
    had I not read your rhyme.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/08/life.html

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    1. Some days are like that
      Here at my mat

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  35. I am not ok with you disgusting me with this today.
    I like cashews and an occasional wine.
    But now if it causes problems with my behind :(

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    1. hahaha well at least you are in the know
      If an ass crack scratching you have to go

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  36. Ug - I was enjoying a nice glass of cab sav when I read this! Doesn't alcohol kill germs???

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    1. lol its supposed too
      But still rather eww

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  37. Good thing I never liked jellybeans

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    1. Good thing indeed
      That never took seed

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  38. Every food out there
    Whether organic or not
    Has some sort of issue
    We can't be distraught

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    1. That it does no matter what will show
      Some are worse than others though

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    2. Yes, some are vile
      Run a mile

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    3. Avoid a ton
      Or to the loo one may run

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  39. I'll eat any of this stuff over the mass gainer I've been drinking.

    Ugh... The bucket is almost done, can't wait...

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    1. Sounds nasty as can be
      I'll leave that to thee

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  40. Maybe when you eat cashews, you should get this stuff called Crack Cream. It isn't really for that crack, but maybe it would work.

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    1. lol you just never know
      Could work down below

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