Saturday, August 16, 2014

Going Greek With This Rip Off Leak!

Thinking cap or mamtc now, I guess to her acronyms wow, likes to go all god tales at her sea. So why not once more go all godly from me? Then I can get two in one and so will end this rip off week run.

Callisto was grand,
Zeus took her by the hand,
And had his way.
Hera then changed her display.

Callisto became a bear.
Her son was something rare.
He was a hunter to top them all.
Oopsy, killed his mother as she gave a bear call.

Morpheus was so great,
Nope, not The Matrix mate,
That no one cares.
Say his name and you get stares.

He liked to enter dreams,
Like the naked on stage streams.
A perv it seems he liked to be.
They did name morphine after that crazy.

Nemesis will help scratch your itch,
Especially if you think you're oh so rich.
Arrogance she does not like,
That is when she seems to strike.

Too lucky, too clever or too rich,
And you end up in a ditch.
Hmmm lately she must be slacking,
As there may be a few that need to be sent packing.

Semele had an affair with Zeus.
Who didn't touch his caboose?
She was a scorcher they say,
I bet it got hot when they rolled in the hay.

Hera did not like that one bit.
So she put a stop to it.
She made Zeus where his hottest clothes,
When Semele saw him, she spontaneously combusted over his regal pose.

And for our final act,
Comes a body and soul pact.
Hermaphroditus was born,
When a Nymph played her horn.

She wanted to be one with her man.
She was such a great fan.
Prayed to the gods each day,
Then poof, two became one mutation on display.

Aren't the Greek gods strange? They are surely far far out on the range. I guess those aliens were a strange bunch. They had worse things to fear than a credit crunch. Imagine your wife or husband sharing a body mass. That would disturb way more than the stories from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

66 comments:

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    1. Number one was wide open
      An opportunity lost for those hope'n

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    2. That sure is rare
      Hank must have missed it on a dare

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    3. It's Saturday I was busy sleeping
      and doing a bit of fun dreaming

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    4. Fun you say
      In a umm certain way

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  2. Greek gods were quite the motley crew
    They gave what they thought coming due
    They slept with everyone in sight
    Didn't know the phrase, go fly a kite

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    1. If you said that
      They'd turn you to scart

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    1. Not all french to you?
      Just Greek at my zoo

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    2. lol no Spanish for me
      But that much I knew at my sea

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  4. Being one with your man is okay up to a point.... I like my alone time too much.

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    1. Don't want to be one
      All the time under your sun

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    1. One lucky guy
      Then again maybe not if Hera made him fry

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  6. 'Go all Greek god tales at her sea'
    One gets overwhelmed quite freely
    There are many kinds
    Open to one's mind
    Many to choose from quite easily

    Hank

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    1. There at are a ton
      Their crazy and dirty imaginations many a tale spun

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  7. I don't think I've had a Greek itch before now!

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  8. I wish she would post more, haven't seen her in ages

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    1. She was around when this was written
      Now the dust she's bitten

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  9. If only I had popped in earlier than now
    In would have beaten Hank and could have said "WOW"

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    1. lol that you could
      Never know at my hood

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  10. Zeus was a Greek god one heck of a guy
    ruling the heavens he had a throne in the sky
    when he roared it sounded like thunder
    shaking the earth, trembling with wonder


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    1. Trembling more than earth
      As many kids gave birth
      All from him
      He could have been rather dim lol

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    2. I guess he wanted to make many clones
      a long list of heirs to his mighty throne

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    3. But pissing off a wife with powers like his
      Isn't the smartest diddling biz lol

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  11. Well this is fun, just reading all the comments. This is one great rhyming community. Since I know nothing about the Greek Gods, I will not make a smart comment. Just listen which is usually best anyway.

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    1. haha yeah listening can work out fine
      And many do try to rhyme like the feline

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  12. It is funny that such tales had such stick-to-it-tude, now that you say it. We watched Percy Jackson last year at the movies, so I guess I'm doing my part, sharing it w/the next generation, lol

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    1. haha stick to it tude you say
      New saying at my bay
      Watched those ones too
      So did my part as well at my zoo

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    1. Probably even slept with a hound
      He must have been able to astound

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  14. The Greek gods were like ancient times version of playboy

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    1. That they were
      Humped anything with fur

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  15. Yes, they're strange
    so why we more and more
    staring at their stage?
    maybe greek look?
    maybe inherited skills?
    on someone's hood
    god's seeds ? ..hehe

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    1. haha the seeds were spread
      Wherever their path lead

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  16. I can't keep up with those Greek drama
    Beyond the clothes, they sound like a typical family
    always fighting & trying to get one above the other ~

    Happy weekend Pat ~

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    1. That they do
      Except they had powers too

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  17. ha the greek gods surely were a strange bunch of characters - food for countless stories that fascinated me deeply back in school...

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    1. They had stories that seemed to be off the deep end
      I guess whoever made them was a round the bend

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  18. I've always been fascinated with the greek gods. So much so that I named two of my rats, Ares and Hades a few years ago. lol

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    1. hahaha the underworld one
      I could have guessed that under your sun

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  19. Greek gods and goddesses weren't my cup of tea
    when having to learn about them in years gone by
    they were always so confusing who did what
    I was glad to be done with them, that is definitely not a lie!

    betty

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    1. haha yeah they can sure confuse
      And sometimes just amuse

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  20. An interesting crew at your zoo today!

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  21. Maybe she'll come back
    and read your little rant.
    Post again for you
    about the greek god crew.

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    1. haha you never know
      She was around when this did show

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  22. I never did get into Greek mythology. I think if tv was around back then, oh what a reality show all those Gods would have made!

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    1. haha yeah they'd have some creepy ones
      By the tons

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  23. Most interesting at your Zoo, though I must say I was never into Greek. All the same A good write.
    Yvonne.

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  24. I love it. I've never read something like that before :D

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  25. Morpheus, the god of sleep
    He's my favourite... him I'll keep
    Zeus, indeed, was quite a lothario
    He was game for any scenario

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    1. That's all he'd do
      Is umm screw and screw

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  26. i gotta tell you, they sure had an interesting panthenon of gods,
    egads even zeus like to Bull around, now thats when you
    gotta watch your caboose

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    1. haha yeah need a shield back there
      For when Zeus was near your lair

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