Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Let's Bake A Rip Off Cake!

So Glory Dear bakes a cake or two as she stays buried in the sand at her zoo. That is a skill indeed. She then takes great pics of them at her feed. Well the cat is going to show her up. I will bake something without a hiccup.

You start with dough,
This you know.
You flatten it well,
Showing off it's story to tell.

You see it has flaws,
Not from my paws,
But because all wanted to help.
If able, the poor thing would yelp.

I dubbed it the blogland creation,
To everyone's elation.
But now I digress,
First we have to make the mess.

You get it flat,
Yeah, I already said that.
Then make it your own,
With things you wish were unknown.

Betsy throws in some cat hair.
Brian cuts off his hair, only fair.
Then they really add it in.
Some cat hair and mohawk for the win.

Rosey gives it a letter.
Maybe to help it feel better.
Manzanita some worms,
To spread the germs?

The ninja wannabe a mask.
Where it's been, not sure I want to ask.
The blue guy some spittle.
It was only a little.

Mary gives some dog hair,
With all the hair it is rare.
Hank wants to make sure he's seen.
So #1 marks the spleen.

Then you put it in the oven,
And finally after all the lovin,
The creation is great to eat.
Then just rinse and repeat.

You may find extra bits,
From other blog pits.
But just spit them out.
We save those for trout.






Doesn't he look fit to eat? Beats anything at Gloria's street? The cat is just oh so great and his art skills are anything but second rate. What is that? You don't agree with the cat? Pfffft it is that letter from that Rosey lass or maybe Manzi's worm mass? Just eat up and do not give sass. You will enjoy it, says my ever so clever little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. It\s now # 8
      Still walking straight

      Hank

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    2. Still on task
      Driving Adam to the flask

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    1. nope hank was too quick

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    2. Nope we are even
      Both came in at 7.00!

      Hank

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    3. Haha, Hank's being modest. I think we need a photo finish camera set up to determine...

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    4. haha a photo finish might be needed...nose to nose for the win..

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    5. lol could surely settle the score
      I'll let you set it up though at my shore

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    6. From coast to coat
      Have some toast
      At seven
      Not eleven

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    7. Neither is fine
      Keep the toast says the feline

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  3. Did you say 'Hank wants to make sure he's seen'
    But lately back and forth Hank had been struggling
    It is healthy
    Being early
    Just keeping up the pace and all the while hoping

    Hank

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    1. Hoping to get in
      Almost always for the win
      Healthy to be up early you say
      damn, I'm doing it wrong at my bay

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  4. Great to read to cheer one up, Well done on yet another good creation.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad I can bring cheer
      From my little rhyming rear

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  5. That is the finest cake I've ever seen
    What's that all about Hank's spleen
    Blogland Creation will be all the rage
    Might even dance upon a grand stage
    Will be a personality, hold the press
    Try a piece, twill end your stress
    If the cake jiggles its a good sign
    Mighty tasty cake with a good glass of wine

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    1. reminds me of the gingerbread man
      running away screaming don't eat me
      he met a sly fox with his own plan
      he gobbled that gingerbread man with glee
      did you like this story are you a fan..haha

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    2. haha wine and gingerbread men
      Who knows at my den
      The cat would eat such a treat
      But Pat would not find it sweet
      The rest can have his share
      The cat will just leave a little slobber at our lair

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    3. A jiggling cake? What makes it jiggle? Worms I say!!

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  6. I'd say we made something ugly!
    The spleen is #1? Why the spleen, Hank?

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    1. I won't even ask where the ninja's mask has been..haha

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    2. Search me Alex
      Was just as perplexed!

      Hank

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    3. hahaha maybe the spleen has power
      Could grow a #1 flower

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  7. Well I don't judge a book (or a baked good) by its cover
    So it may taste better than it looks, we might discover
    I could do without the hair though
    May get stuck in all the dough

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    1. Well, I say you taste it first and let the rest of us know..
      as I think Gloria's may be the place to go...

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    2. haha braver than most
      There at your coast
      Let me know how it goes
      Keep water near in a big garden hose

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  8. mmm imagining all that hair between my teeth
    kinda reeks...so that lets me date this piece
    at about 3 weeks, cause that is when the hawk
    went down, but it is regrowing on my crown
    another 3 and it will be flying free...not sure
    i want to taste a bit of all of us, in a cake
    we all might be a little half-baked

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    2. haha made a blunder

      Gee Brian,

      You had to give the cat some mohawk hair
      as he threw it in the dough with some flare
      I am afraid eating this gives me a scare
      think I'll go to Gloria's and pull up a chair
      she has some tasty desserts at her lair

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    3. lol dated the cat
      How about that
      Caught the blunder
      As the cat came to plunder
      A little hair adds umm beats me at my show
      Bald people may like it, you never know

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  9. Well, I for one, think the letter is cute. :)

    The rest of it could use some help... you certainly don't want to eat hair, or spittle, and the color for this little guy is all wrong.

    I don't mean to be rude or anything, but maybe you should leave the baking to Glory Dear. :)

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    1. Rosey,

      I agree leave the baking to Glory Dear

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    2. lmao what? Not a fan?
      So what if I reused things out of the trash can. hahaha

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  10. So, the cat decided to try some baking
    sorry, to say I won't be par-taking
    no offense my dear rhyming cat
    for delicious treats I'll go to Gloria's mat
    but, I'll give you a cheer for being cleaver
    as that was some creative endeavor..

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    1. haha at least I got a cheer
      As I ripped off poor old glory dear
      Not even a bite?
      Like it you might

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  11. You had me at dog hair. Actually, that sounds kind of yucky in a cake!

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    1. haha yeah nasty as can be
      But could make it spicy

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  12. who baked this cake?
    I am never going to take?
    Will throw it in the lake?
    My owl I will bake?

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    1. Into a lake?
      Might cause an earthquake
      Then you'd be sad
      If the earth sucked up your pad

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    1. Baking an owl is more fun
      A Frankenstein being is done

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  14. Looks like a gingerbread cookie
    trying to imitate Snooki
    With an ax in his head
    He'll never wed
    I wouldn't eat that
    Nor feed to a cat
    But dipped in chocolate, mind you
    Please hand over two.

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    1. haha always a way
      Just add some chocolate at my bay
      And away we go
      Sell them to and fro

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  15. lots of bakes

    I just have the cakes

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    1. Just a plan cake
      At least you won't shake

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  16. The saying goes that too many cooks in the kitchen ready to bake,
    Are going to mess up whatever they all intended to make.

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    1. That saying is right
      Can end up in a fright

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  17. Ha ha ha so now the cat bake!
    I think look like these cute cookies the kids make;)
    What you think cat about to make the Christmas' s cookies?? You can make the gingerbread men!
    But without hair....please lol

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    1. haha the cat would give it a try
      When snow falls from the sky
      Go out and make snow cookies with ease
      If they are yellow, I'll let them freeze

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    2. And how you said I post a cake LOL

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    3. haha good timing today
      At each of our bay

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  18. Do uou who designs the cover of the blog? The covers, better saying. I think every time I see another. And the cats are always beautiful!

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    1. I had a bunch of people do that over time
      They all are sublime

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  19. We'll pass on a piece of the cake!

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  20. Spleen and spittle and worms and hair
    Hard to swallow, give me some air
    Gloria bakes much better than this
    Even cats might give it a hiss

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    1. Have to feed it to a dog
      They'll eat anything, even a brown log

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  21. That is a cute little character with lots of you might say stuff added to the recipe. think I we will pass on a tasting test and just enjoy looking at him. Sounds like the dog would scarf that down.

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    1. haha yeah a dog would indeed
      Everyone else will just look and take heed

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  22. When I bake a cake I start with a box. Add eggs, water, and oil. Sometimes a cat hair might get in. Shh. Don't tell. Mix, pour in pan, cook, and eat.

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    1. haha see a little cat hair works
      Adds some umm perks

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  23. I, too, will pass on this meal
    Because I like the way I now feel
    Eating that
    By the cat
    Might leave me up a creek
    And feeling not up to peak

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    1. haha you are wise
      A death it could be in disguise

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  24. I think it's a meal fit only for dog consumption!

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    1. At least one will be happy
      And maybe even a bit sappy

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  25. I found a cat hair.....lots of them!

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  26. Oh, the animals should love it. For me, I'll pass. ;)

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    1. They'd take a lick
      And run off some slick

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  27. Looks appetizing for dog food at least

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    1. The pups find it grand
      All across the land

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  28. The most original ingredients I have ever seen for a cake

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    1. At least I have that
      Such an original cat

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  29. Love the way you make your dough
    But extra ingredients I didn't know
    Betsy's cat hair, Brian's tash
    Would really make a super mash
    lol

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    1. lol a little of this and a little of that
      And you have food to feed an army, stat!

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    2. But I'm not sure I care
      To find there a dog hair . . . . lol


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    3. Adds flavor and prestige though
      With a slight glimmer and glow

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  30. orlin N cassie

    looks like sum cookieez de food gurl baked one time at Christmas...then everee one asked wherez de toy let wuz....sted oh for de recipee....

    ?????

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    1. haha hmmm drive them right to the loo
      Never eat anything at your zoo

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  31. Cat hair is the best secret ingredient ever!

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  32. I'm thinking I'll pass on the cake made here
    although I do like to have a piece of something sweet
    just don't think I would like anything baked in it
    that has to do with a cat or its feet

    betty

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    1. haha a wise choice it just may be
      But that just means more for me

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  33. Very entertaining, if not a little weird!
    I would never take a taste! I'm just to scared!
    I bet I'm in the frosting, the best part to eat
    because as everyone knows, I'm just too sweet!

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    1. haha sweet like causing diabetes you say?
      Well okay

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  34. Oh! Put it in the oven,
    paint your own
    dough...

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    1. Paint away
      And then run from the display

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  35. He looks like a hostage taken
    With duct tape he's been bakin'
    The oven stole his words
    And that's just for the birds!

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    1. The birds would eat
      Find it a tasty treat

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  36. I like cake, but I am not sure about this one. This sounds like a cake that I would pass under the table to the dogs.

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    1. hahaha been there a time or two
      Here at my zoo

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    1. haha scare many away
      With voodoo at play

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  38. Ha ha - this cake with a mix of cat and dog hair
    will surely win the first prize at the fair!

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    1. haha hopefully some dough is had
      That be nice to add to my pad

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