Friday, August 1, 2014

Rip Off Us And Get A Cuss!

You humans sure are strange, but then we already proved that at my range. So I guess it will come as no surprise, but the cat likes to point out how you are not so wise.

Can't sell a thing,
There at your wing?
Walk to a new beat,
And just cheat.

Humans are lame,
In the ad game.
Let's go to the creatures,
To make up our features.

Hostgator sounds great.
Big teeth hosting mate.
Will eat you up and spit you out.
Beats being compared to trout.

Red Bull is here,
Have no fear.
A horn to your rear,
Is all that will appear.

Greyhound is grand.
Race you across the land.
They have the skinny.
Beats a bear named Winnie.

Dove will love you.
Clean you too.
Those feathers are soft.
Use them at your loft.

Puma has your needs.
Nope, not pumpkin seeds.
You will run in the wild.
Trust us, child.

Starbucks is great.
None can relate.
Oh wait!
Came from Moby Dick, mate!

Jaguar is here.
You'll cross the whole sphere.
In luxury at high speed.
Use the litter where ever you need.

Animals are used,
Even abused.
That is just rude.
Time for attitude.

Wait! Already gave the attitude. Okay, I'll just be rude. Humans aren't pretty enough without plastic I guess. So instead they put animals into their mess. And we don't get any kickbacks at all. That is just rude at our hall. The cat wants money to come like the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

74 comments:

  1. Where animals are used even abused
    They help make money but no excuse
    But what is it in for them
    Used not quite condemned
    Unwittingly used and abused what a ruse!

    Hank

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    1. Money is the way
      Want their pay
      But animals get none
      That is no fun

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  2. It's never funny,
    Using animals for money.
    Too many get hurt
    By those with souls of dirt.

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    1. That they do
      Flush those souls down the loo

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  3. A little blue bird can sing a song
    so many follow to his twitter
    as everyone tweets all day long
    that bird is quite the transmitter

    Marketers use animal association
    as they try to create a sensation
    a jaguar can go very fast
    to have one would be a blast

    Have a good day there at your bay
    keep the cat out of the hay..haha

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    1. Sure can transmit a million times over
      Take that butt sniffing rover
      But at least the cat can eat it
      And they use the association more than a bit
      But a jaguar would be grand
      Although might have a "steal me" target as you drive across the land

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  4. There are indeed a lot of animal names for products. Don't forget the Mustang and Impala.

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    1. Cars seems to have a ton
      But they still drive instead of run

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  5. We really do name a lit of things after our furry friends
    For this, we will someday have to make amends

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    1. The apes will rise and get us back
      Oh wait, been there done that at the movie shack

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  6. Animals definitely are the smart ones. My dog definitely has more integrity than most humans do. She's just about love. And naps.

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    1. Yep, they have more integrity any day
      Then 99 percent of humans on display

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  7. What about the dancing hamsters for the kia? They seem to have a pretty sweet gig...

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    1. That they do
      If they weren't mostly cgi in view

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  8. Humans are often quite lame with a bad attitude too!

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  9. There's a lot to be said for the straightforwardness of animals. They either love everyone (dogs) and don't deign to recognize your existence (some cats). lol

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    1. lol got them both down
      Cats sure wish many would move to another town

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  10. Animals are just so much better than humans. They are so forgiving and just plain great companions. Mine take very good care of me. Happy Friday to you Pat.

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    1. That they are indeed
      Take animals over 99.99% of humans any day at my feed

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  11. Animals do all the work and humans take all the credit

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  12. mess with the bull you def get the horns
    and a gouge will def burn...interesting our use of animal names
    i guess then if it is bad they take the blame.

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    1. That is another way to go
      Turns out bad, blame a crow

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  13. That fact that animals have more integrity than most humans is probably why they are used by marketers so much, that and they have that cute thing going for them.

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    1. More than likely the reason
      That marketers commit such treason

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  14. Dogs deserve some rightly praise
    With them it's never just a phase
    Name your products by the score
    After dogs, do not ignore
    Cats now on the other hand
    Are smarter yet, to beat the band
    Dog's kennel door is never locked
    But she stands and whines like she got socked
    Cat comes along with her furry paw
    Opens gate quicker as if it's the law

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    1. Or the cat laughs and walks away
      Leaving the poor dog in dismay
      The cat flies free while the dog is in the crate
      Bet the cat thinks that is a funny fate

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  15. I really like this one. Humans are really ride to animals.
    I think you should visit my friend Katrin...she is such a good human

    http://landofcandycanes.blogspot.in/2014/07/the-rescue-of-sheldon-chickadee-or-how.html?showComment=1406904755275#c1382409441522821912

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    1. Humans are rotten to them indeed
      Will check out the other feed

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  16. Puppies and kittens in the ads get me every time. :)

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    1. They cute factor works
      For advertisers it sure has perks

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  17. The cuddly animals make us go awww!
    While the powerful ones make us go grrrr!

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  18. My kids used to be marketers dreams, They believed every promise on tv. Now they are older and jaded like the rest of us.

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    1. The older we get the more jaded we are
      But then we go from wanting a bike to a car

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  19. I guess that's why my cats are pains in the butts. They're getting me back for all this. lol

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    1. lol that would be a reason why
      They go after you under your sky

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  20. Seems like animals really are everywhere :) Have a lovely weekend.

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  21. Cheaters never win they say.
    Is that true at your bay?

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    1. haha who ever made that saying up simply lost
      As cheaters can win, but at what cost

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  22. Don't you think Lassie got paid during his day?
    Makes one stop to think
    I do agree, animals should be paid if worked
    And more than just something to drink.

    betty

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    1. Lassie got paid as did Toto
      More than I make at our show

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  23. orlin N cassie

    kids & animals sell product...BIG time....N companies will pay de tee and vee stationz..BIG time.... ta run ther ad ...say like during de sooper bowl...then de consumer goes out N pays BIG time for that product....then de feds & local tax dude comes in & want ther share.... BIG time...meen while de kids & de animals iz left....on de SHORT end oh de stix...noe pun in tended...

    tho frank lee we gotta ad mit

    EDS cat herding...rocked

    happee week oh end two all N heerz ta lemon sole & lake trout ♥

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    1. Yep, in the end there is not much left
      The tax man sure takes a huge heft
      Then the animals are left with nil
      All pretending it is good will

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  24. Redbull may be here, but not for me

    those drinks taste like P

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    1. haha never had one
      I'll take your word on the P run

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  25. I agree with Manzanita - dogs deserve credit as well.
    Dogs rule at my school. (smiles)

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    1. Credit should be had
      But animals get none at every pad

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  26. My favorite animal ads are the Budweiser Clydesdale horses.

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    1. haha that is a good one
      Animals ads can be fun

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  27. It is kind of interesting how animal names are used for products. Thank God Dove soap doesn't come with feathers!

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    1. Yeah that would be one of a kind
      To find a feather while cleaning your behind

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  28. Is that suppose to be Rip Off Us?
    Your editor just cussed!
    hahahaha.....

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    1. lmao I should have proofread the title
      You were the first to say anything of all that did idle

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    2. haha should have proof read the title
      First one to say anything of all that came to idle

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    3. that's why you pay me the big bucks...
      all the rest are acting like ducks. hahaha.
      And now you're repeating yourself.
      Time to put your brain on a shelf.

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    4. lmao stupid error 502
      Came the first time at my zoo
      Then error 503
      When I posted the second a my sea
      Blogger is having a fit
      Maybe the ducks like it lol

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  29. Because they're so cute
    They make all the loot
    But into someone else's pocket
    Goes that little rocket.

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    1. In a pocket or two
      But none to the animal in view

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  30. Animals were created to amuse
    to be loved, not abused.

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  31. I think the reasons are very clear
    Animals are much more sincere
    Humans have got much much worse
    And think only if how much is in their purse!

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    1. Yeah animals just want food and toys
      Humans go for the other ploys

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  32. That's funny to thing about. As one pointed out about the Dove soap. Why dove? I don't want to smell like a bird. And why do we eat animal shaped cookies? That's kind of mean biting their heads off and giggling about it. Those animals need to do more than cuss at us!

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    1. haha revenge is going to come due
      Could make a fun kids movie too

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  33. Love all types
    Of fur and fin
    Without them here
    A mess we'd be in

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    1. That we would
      everything be misunderstood

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