Monday, August 18, 2014

Round Twenty Five Proves They Are Still Alive!

They come back time and time again at my den. They just want to be heard, no matter how absurd. So that cat likes to give them some fame. At least they are wise enough not to include their name.

"go away stupid thing"

Wow, you are just rude. What is up with the attitude?

"cuba gooding jr bald head"

Sorry, you need to take a Boat Trip. A Chill Factor may drop your lip.

"anime moving boob"

I knew anime was good for something. Boobs are king.

"boobie prize"

See what I mean? They sure make a scene.

"i love round ass"

Errr umm okay. I guess they like another display.

"dirty mind quotes"

If you go to the gutter every day, you have a dirty mind, okay?

"blow jobs r us"

I knew that would come back to haunt. That scary day does taunt.

"Brian stole my round and round phone"

Was it the gawker or the cat with the hat? Now why would you guys do that?

"Flipping in the daylight dudes."

Errr ummm okay. You just flip away.

"Fried leg tastes yummy"

A cannibal at my sea. Stay the hell away from me.

"Sorry, you lose grandma."

Awwww talking about your nanny. Did you shake your winning fanny?

"My cat's farts stink."

Did you cough and blink at your cat fart clink?

"Bad dogggges grope bad girls."

Somehow I doubt it is the four legged kind. Go play with the guy with a dirty mind.

"sample my gum ma"

I hope it is just gum. It is nice your ma is your gum chewing chum.

And the winner of the day with their great display, may come as a shock. But you are used to them at my dock. So sit back and stare, but viewer beware.

"Tabs on hilltop women veginas for me"

So is that like a female vegan or something? Wait! I do not want to know at my wing. Now aren't you glad they stalk me and not thee? Would you want cannibals coming after you? Brian your phone stealing will not do. Who steals old wind up phones anyway? Are you too cheap to pay? We will bury that mystery in the grass as I am not sure it should ever be solved by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

95 comments:

  1. "They come back time and time again"
    They come back not giving their names
    Come with laughs
    But they are daft
    Just hoping they get that 5 mins of fame

    Hank

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    1. They are daft indeed
      Not sure how they find my feed

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  2. I think it means something other than a female vegan...

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    1. Yeah, I'm with you
      But I didn't wan to type it at my zoo

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  3. Unlike Brian to steal a phone
    it's something the cat is more prone
    to do here at his bay
    though no one cares what he has to say

    I better start eating my vegetables
    so I can have something healthy to call
    my region down below
    to think right now I just called her Moe

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    1. lmao who knew veggies were so great
      That they could name more than what's on a plate
      Not sure Moe would go over the best
      You may get Larry and Curly to be a pest

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  4. So odd that people would type in such phrases
    Must be one of the latest crazes
    Better you than me, for sure
    Seeing these makes me feel impure

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    1. lmao so you saying I should feel dirty
      As the search engines get flirty

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  5. I don't know what a woman vegan is called, excellent post as per usual.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Not sure I wanna know
      By that last at my show

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  6. 'fried leg' got me giggling
    had my whole chair jiggling
    Hiding my phone from Brian
    as stealing it he will be tryin'
    your response to the gum
    was hilarious, hon.
    Thanks for the laughs
    oh my, what dirty gaffs.

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    1. lol not sure I want to know
      Any more about most at my show
      The gum might be well chewed
      They are dirty with a bit of attitude lol

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  7. They're back again, really en masse
    Some seem to give a lot of sass
    Are they aware of what they say
    Go, Vacuum Heads, you spoil the day

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    1. Bet they aren't away they'll get caught
      And all will see their search engine plot
      Thanks to the cat
      When they find my mat

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  8. Fried leg? Hope they meant chicken!

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  9. Glad I read this before I broke my fast this morning,
    My slice of toast and yogurt is better even if boring.

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    1. That it surely is
      Than the above nasty biz

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  10. What a silly attitude
    To send those comment, so rude.
    What could they mean by fried leg
    It would be painful on that 'peg'
    I see Betsy with her giggle
    Bet that made her bottom wiggle!!!! . . . . lol

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    1. lol wiggle like a cat
      I'd bet on that

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  11. What a silly attitude
    To send those comment, so rude.
    What could they mean by fried leg
    It would be painful on that 'peg'
    I see Betsy with her giggle
    Bet that made her bottom wiggle!!!! . . . . lol

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    1. Double today
      At my bay
      One with you
      And one with fake you in view lol

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    2. Yes that double roster
      First one's an impostor !
      Just ignore it
      and not reward it ! . . . lol

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    3. Pardon me if I say "shit"
      I've just had an almighty fit
      Wrong email I have used again
      Sorry to be such a pain . . . . lol

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    4. lmao so the imposter is full of shit
      And the real one is just a bit? lol

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    5. How did my bottom get into this conversation?
      What is wrong with that older generation?
      lol.....

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    6. I wondered when The Ohio Queen
      Would notice that and be seen.
      She doesn't miss a single thing
      And quick with her reply to bring.
      She is such a sweet and lovely lass,
      The very best, and full of class.

      There Betsy! . . . . lol

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    7. Betsy came to scoff
      Making you a cough "kiss ass" cough lol

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    8. And the bottom talk continues! lol......

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    9. lol just a figure of speech
      And hey, he went into that breech

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  12. It's good of them to search for a moving boob because that's probably my number one criteria in a boob, that it moves. If it doesn't? Forget it - deal's off, lady! Take your stagnant boobs elsewhere!

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    1. Yeah they have to move around
      Or no fun can be found lol

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  13. Sorry about the phone thing, I needed to call FartBusters!

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    1. farting makes you feel good?
      haha as well it should

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  14. Such silly people and cats. Hope everyone has a fantastic Monday.

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    1. Or deranged works too
      For the crazies in view

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  16. So were these comments or search terms?
    Might as well be a can of worms.
    I got a spam comment just last week
    With all kinds of language I just don't speak.

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    1. Search terms that found me
      They are rather wormy

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  17. Wow. Very complicated, but at least you gave them their five minutes of fame.

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    1. Which they probably won't see
      Unless again they find me

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  18. Who knows what lurks
    in the minds of men
    when in their hands
    wield mighty pens.

    Words they waste
    and in their haste
    blow jobs r us
    oh what bad taste.

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    1. haha yeah a nasty taste
      With minds like paste
      What can you expect
      No much there to detect

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  19. Some of those are a hoot. Some I'd rather not know about too. In fact, I'm going to refrain out of good taste for what I thought of for one of them, lolol

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    1. lol what? Afraid to tell all
      Don't want any to read the writing on the wall lol

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  20. OMG. Where did that winner comment come from? I mean, seriously?

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    1. Not sure what so ever
      But they found me with their search endeavor

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    1. even got to you
      Talking hillbilly at my zoo

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  22. This weirdness is off-the-charts
    Even worse than that dog's farts
    "Women veginas"? Are there "men veginas" too?
    Do they have penises and eat veggies or beef stew?
    I'm getting stranger than your lurkers, it's true.

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    1. haha maybe you bring the lurkers by
      As you say such things on the first try lol
      They could be searching out you
      Maybe you should leave them a number to call your zoo

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  23. Cuba Gooding Jr...that's a name I haven't heard in YEARS!

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    1. Yeah he hasn't done a thing
      After that boat trip fling

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  25. can ya bee leeve we hada spellin izzue N had ta dee leet R own commint

    try again:

    orlin N cassie

    we dunno bout ewe guys... but we iz damn thanx full ta lurn other catz fartz bee stinkin two...

    whoa...fora breef moe mint we thinked may bee all oh uz her in trout towne had digestive issuez goin on....

    yea, N try ta tell dai$y her $hit DOEZ stink N catch de wrath oh bastet, khan & god

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    1. haha yeah the issues are far and wide
      Digestive issues we can smell with pride

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  26. But if you stay drunk all summer then you miss the lovely clouds and birds and butterflies. What a shame. The rest makes this grandma blush.

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    1. haha got you blushing at my sea
      No need for a drink for thee

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  27. Those are really weird searches, yikes I don't want to know what they are really searching for ~

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    1. Yeah neither do I
      As they land under my sky

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  28. Don't even want to try to guess
    what the last one was all about
    seems totally weird to me
    and something I could do without :)

    betty

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    1. Yep, me too
      But had to share with all of you

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  29. welp, i have never seen a blog like this before...

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  30. Hmm, some of those combos I would never have thought of....

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    1. Yep strange
      They have to be out on the range

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  31. There are a lot of weirdoes out there for sure! You never know what rock they are hiding under. Smiles.

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    1. Hopefully they stay under their rock
      And get crapped on by a seagull flock

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  32. Fried leg does taste good. As the French. They have a thing for frog legs. Us Americans love those chicken legs. And leg of lamb. Though I am not sure if that is supposed to be fried or baked? Never had lamb before :)

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    1. Chicken legs taste fine by me
      There other two I'll leave to thee

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  33. it was not me
    it was not me
    that stole the round and round phone
    at your sea

    i was framed you see
    it was....






    betsy

    (cause it rhymes better than
    me)

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    1. haha blame your poor twin
      For the phone stealing sin
      It rhymes better indeed
      I guess she likes phones with a slow speed

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    2. Just like a brother! Geesh! lol....

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    3. Push it on another
      That is some brother

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  34. Hahaha - yes, I'm glad it's you, not me!

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    1. Yeah they find me
      The crazy and creepy

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  35. Wow, you have many more weirdos finding your place through those searches than I do. lol

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    1. lol the kind of weirdos at my sea
      Think it is them or me

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  36. Well I get them wanting to sell me viagra. I will have to keep track of all the weirdos I get.

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    1. haha they are a bit off with that
      Tell them to take a hike, stat

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  37. Hmmm... x-rated comments at your nook
    Rubbed my eyes for another look
    Anime boobies seem like fun
    Others I might suggest you run

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    1. haha hide away
      As they came after my bay

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  38. Not sure I want to know what the winner meant

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    1. Yeah a good way to be
      There at your sea

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