Saturday, August 9, 2014

The Direction To The Dumb Election!

Have you ever tried to deal with a dunce? They come back more than once. They can't just find what to do and continually have to bother you.

How do you do that?
Has been heard by the cat.
The cat can explain,
Most get on board the train.

Even those that have no clue,
Catch on at their zoo.
But then there is one or two,
Who's brain cells got flushed down the loo.

Can tell them the exact way,
Yet they still screw it up at their bay.
They still say it didn't work.
User error is such a perk.

If it doesn't work, unplug it.
Some can't even get that bit.
Which plug do I pull?
Are you sure your brain is full?

Go to start!
Some take that to heart.
Grab a Monopoly board.
I guess fake money they hoard,

Instead of looking down.
My, they get the dunce crown.
Tell them right where it is,
Act like you're giving them a quiz.

Where is print screen.
They ask as they make a scene.
Like it is oh so rare.
Maybe they need a spare.

Or glasses could come due.
Maybe it should moo.
Say the keys name,
And it will light a flame.

Dare you ever get complicated one bit
Then the whole process goes to umm spit.
It is what comes out their yap,
When they continue to flap.

Yet they are in such a business anyway,
And they expect to be lead to get pay?
Some people just cause fear,
And should really rethink their career.

Can't say I will miss this friggin work zoo. I will be glad when it is through. No more putting up with these types and other whiners with gripes. The cat will be glad he doesn't have to hear about it at his pad. But then I'll have to find other ways of talking crass. Oh well, sure it can be figured out by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

55 comments:

  1. "Have you ever tried to deal with a dunce?"
    This is not something one cares or want
    They are just irritants
    with lots of nonsense
    One would have thought they see the 'fun'

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah want to avoid in every way
      As they drag the fun into the bay

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  2. I know what you mean
    Let them eat a bean
    Maybe a few more
    Explode at their door
    Encore

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    1. Explode at the door?
      Not to my shore
      That be messy as can be
      And screw with my ocd

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    2. Too bad I wouldn't cure your OCD
      Or you'd eat a bean or two and then... oowee!

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    3. No need to cure my ocd
      As it certainly helps me

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  3. I think we're gonna need lots of dunce crowns around here!

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    1. haha could get costly too
      There at your zoo

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  4. Dunce caps for dunces what an appropriate fad
    As for style, in mine, I don't look too bad
    I have my problems with things electronic
    It's just like the plague they called the bubonic

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    1. I hope it's not that bad
      As then everyone would be dead more than a tad

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  5. ah but they give you endless hours of inspiration
    but would be nice if you could ration
    it to when you need it

    i doubt i will ever stop working

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    1. I doubt I will ever stop as well
      Just need to find one that doesn't cause so much hell

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  6. Distract them at your lair:
    show the door and ask
    how to repair it...

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    1. lol that is a good way
      To get in a little play

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  7. Well, I am sure it will be grand
    for you when you leave the work land
    maybe, the cat can play in the sand
    or start his own marching band...
    just hope you have some cash on hand
    perhaps, a new journey you can command

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    1. One day soon
      I'm done with that dune
      Money or not
      The place can rot
      And away I'll go
      To where, damned if I know

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  8. How would brain cells get in the loo?
    That is the question I have for you!

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    1. Do I really need to spell that out?
      lol you may scream and shout
      You see they go all dope head at their sea
      Then it rots them easily
      They break off and make their way down the line
      Then they pop out when the bathroom reads "occupied" sign

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  9. Leaving the work crew
    Are you???
    Has writing brought
    The free life you ought?
    That would be a happy day
    To make a living at your bay
    With one-handed writing
    And supreme dummy sighting

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    1. Pffft not a chance
      If that were so I'd do a happy dance lol
      No free life for me
      Just a change or two at my sea

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  10. Putting up with whiners is a huge chore. Hope you can find something more pleasant to do. Maybe just write books. Good luck to you.

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    1. Be nice to find something more pleasant at my sea
      If I could live off of books I'd do that with glee

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  11. ha - you meet all kinds of strange characters on the workplaces of this world...has taught me many a lesson...and sparked the one or other poem

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    1. haha yeah good blog fodder indeed
      For many a feed

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  12. Most of what they say and do
    Deserves a quick flush down the loo
    And they are hollow through to brain
    That's why their cells go down the drain.
    lol

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    1. lol explained it well
      Betsy will find your version swell

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    2. And politicians brains have such a gap
      They utter the most utter crap
      Best dealt with by the nearest flush
      With lots of water with a gush!
      lol

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    3. Stick their head in the fire
      And watch the flames reach higher
      They are full of gas
      So it would make for one bonfire mass

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  13. Ha ha - I run into a lot of people who I think should rethink their career!!
    They definitely bring me no cheer.

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    1. Yep, they need to get a new view
      But then jobs there are few

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  14. There are all kinds and we can only hope to keep the weirdos and wackos at bay most of the time.

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    1. That we must try
      As the weirdos try and fly

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  15. It takes all sorts in this world. Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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  16. Sounds like it is time for a change

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    1. Should soon come due
      Here at our zoo

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  17. Some days you just want to go back to bed after dealing with these people

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    1. That you do
      As they are nuts through and through

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  18. Other ways of talking crass?
    I'm sure those you will quickly amass
    The grass is always greener... so they say
    Although often change can save the day

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    1. Change can be a big wave of fresh air
      May be needed at ones lair

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  19. Another benefit from working at home
    not to be exposed to the dunces
    do enjoy being away from that all
    and not to have to put up with them at lunches!

    betty

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    1. Oh that would be so nice indeed
      Need to find such a job at my feed

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  20. Some days I think I want to go back to work. Then I remember what it's like to be around those jerks. No thanks, I say. I'd rather be broke at my bay!

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    1. If only I can get away
      And not go into a cardboard box at my bay

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  21. I don't miss working with idiots at all. I do miss the $. You notice I only put one $, not $$$

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    1. lol not much at all
      From your past work hall

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  22. I worked with a lady who had a year left to retire when we were in the process of a software conversion. She flat-out refused to learn the new system (and filed and painted her nails through training) because she wasn't going to invest the time to learn something she didn't need to know. Of course then she asked everyone to do stuff for her, or griped about not knowing how to do stuff. It was a long year, and I secretly jumped up and down for joy when her retirement party came due. :D

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