Thursday, August 14, 2014

This Stream Rips Off Another Dream!

Here we are once more with a rip off at my shore. Seems the perfect time to bring back the one with the sparkly fart. She sure takes that to heart.


 Two light hearted fools sailed away.
It looks like they are in the sky not the bay.
But let's just ignore that.
No fairy dust at our mat.


Then they jump in the bay.
I guess they had a dirty display.
They even made me take a bath.
They will suffer my wrath.


Then poof we went.
I guess this old fart got bent.
He wanted all to bow.
No way, I wouldn't even meow.


 There was snow.
We just had to go.
Of course we tried for the save,
While stuck in this ice cave.


He got really mad.
Fun was not had.
He yelled at a high pitch.
Need to bury him in a ditch.


We found a new sword.
I found it, I should get the reward.
Hmmm ripped off something else maybe?
Pfft it wasn't me.


 Truedessa used her super garlic breath,
To put the wizard to death.
I hope she finds a tic tac,
Whenever we get back.


 We saved the day.
Ready to go back to the bay.
And sail to who knows where.
At least we got to leave the ice lair.


Oh, and yep it was really me.
I kicked the wizard into the sea.
He drowned bringing forth death,
He was just knocked out from Truedessa's bad breath,


There you are, book number 35 has been released at our sand bar. We are getting closer to 50 with every one. Soon then maybe 100 will show under our sun. Now I have to run from that Truedessa lass, her bad breath scares my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Without a break # 9
      Getting along fine!

      Hank

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    2. R was on your tail
      But you made him fail

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  2. Number thirty-five - congratulations!
    Garlic breath really can kill...

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    1. Garlic Breath saved the day
      to that you have to say yea

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    2. hahaha yeah it can scare all away
      Even the cat looks at me like I have two heads when i eat it at my bay

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  3. It is now the book # 35 one so divine
    Prolific writer not missing a deadline
    Coming to 50
    That'll be nifty
    Others by the wayside with lots to climb

    Hank

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    1. Others stop
      Not gonna flop
      50 will be had
      One day at my pad

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  4. hey i pulled the sword from the stone in my past,
    i guess bad breathe is better than super galactic
    gas, dang man, you got books running out your
    ass...

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    1. haha and no need to wipe
      As they are clean with clear type

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  5. That's a pretty mighty feat, to release so many books. Congrats.

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  6. 35 books is quite an accomplishment
    I bet that allows you to keep paying the rest
    I like how you brought a dream to life
    Glad you didn't dream about a knife!

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    1. hmm did you say a knife
      that might cause some strife

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    2. A little stabbing would suck
      Be shit outta luck
      Be nice if they paid the rent
      But not yet under my tent

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  7. pfft - No Garlic breath was had my me
    you will have to read the story and see
    the cat is stretching the dream a bit
    as he spins a tale with a vein of wit
    two light hearted fools sailing the bay
    when a wizard tried to lead them astray
    Oh, that sword was magical it's true
    as a great adventure came into view
    the bearded guy made the two fight
    but, tell me what was their plight
    to find out you will have to read the book
    go ahead the cat wants you to take a look

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    1. PS - Pat this was done with class
      as the cat was showing some sass
      but, he really does like the lass
      as she holds his rhyming ass...haha

      all I can say is have a great day

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    2. haha the cat gave it a little twist
      As he added it to the list
      Stones from the sky
      And evil wizard guy
      But they may make him fry
      Or get poked in the eye
      I guess many see through my lie
      But garlic breath could make him go oh me oh my haha

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  8. Love that she took out the bad guy with her garlic breath!! This was awesome and love the accompanying illustrations. ♥

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Body odor helps all make a stand

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  9. The perils of Pauline have nothing on this
    Look over the edge at a mighty abyss
    Wizards are bothersome little old guys
    Kill em with garlic or kick em to the skies
    Official public proclamations
    Another book....congratulations

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    1. haha let all the public know
      Garlic breath can make them go
      Could get rid of anyone I bet
      From human to wizard to rhyming pet

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  10. Between the bad breath and the Cat, that old wizard never had a chance.

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    1. Nope, not a chance at all
      Should have gave up from the cat call

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  11. Congrats on number 35.
    Have a great day.
    Yvonne.

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  12. Ha ha - garlic breath can be quite a weapon indeed!! Congrats on #35!!

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    1. Can stop all
      Surprised it isn't used more at every hall

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  13. Hey, that cat's got quite a kick (cute illustrations too)! :) Congrats on the new book!

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    1. The cat can jump and kick
      Stopping the bad guys some slick

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  14. Bad guy was struck
    with garlic breath! -
    Upgrade your weapon
    from knives to herbs!

    Congrat. to 35th! x

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    1. Herbs can kill
      And make the bad guys ill

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  15. Truedessa could use a mint

    more disgusting than lint

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  16. I LOVE the illustrations. It reminds me of the books I read as a kid...takes me right back! This makes me want to have a child around to read your books to! Even my niece and nephew are too old for picture books now.

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    1. They age indeed
      Could always pop one out at your feed lmao

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  17. This book should be re-titled "Pat, Cat, and Truedessa Pick On Senile Old Man." Poor guy. What'd he do to deserve garlic breath? He probably just wandered away from his nursing home.

    Congrats on another release! I love the illustrations on this one.

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    1. lol the pta may come after me
      If I retitled it that at my sea

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  18. Ha! I dont believe Truedessa has garlic breath!
    And she look beautiful in the illustrations.I love her dress:))
    Good one Pat
    This sound really fun!!

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    1. Yeah the cat may lie when it comes to the breath
      But they sure want to bring the wizard death

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  19. Some great illustrations. Garlic breath is the worst

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    1. That it is
      Within the stinky breath biz

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  20. Another great book as you add to the pile. That is a mighty high pile.

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    1. Getting higher all the time
      With each and every rhyme

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  21. This reminds me of 'Titanic'
    and how I always though it was daft.
    For, when floating in the water, all in a panic.
    If I was Jack? I'd throw Rose off that raft.

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    1. haha every man for themselves in the end
      To the depths he should have hit send

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  22. Bravo on 35 Pat!!! Here's to old farts everywhere....down wind of course!

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    1. Yeah far down wind from me
      They can be smelly

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  23. Thirty five and going strong.
    With sparkly farts, you can't go wrong.
    Congratulations on this one.
    It looks wonderful.
    May it have a great run.

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    1. Hopefully it will
      And it will fit the bill

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  24. It would seem setting out on the bay did not end the way they thought.

    Congratulations on publishing another book!

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    1. Nope, went a whole other way
      And they had fun come what may

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  25. haha see - i always knew that garlic breath can be useful - and not only when it comes to vampires

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    1. Has more than one use indeed
      Just let it take seed

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  26. Congrats on 35!!! I like what I've read thus far. I like garlic, let me breathe on youuuuu.

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    1. haha stay away
      The cat doesn't like such a display

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  27. Was the wizard a vampire killed by garlic breath?

    Congrats on book 35! You're on a roll!

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    1. No vampire was had
      Just Merlin gone bad

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  28. orlin N cassie N pat

    conga ratz on book 35; heerz ta 35 million copeez sold at 3.50 each less 35 centz shippin N handlin less itz goin mor N 35 miles a way...after tax ewe guys shuld net... nine hundred thousand dollarz.... just coz we canna due math N that sounds like a good round number ♥

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    1. We like that kind of math
      Of course we'd have to first suffer the tax man's wrath

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  29. Congrats on #35 at your sea!
    Looks like a cute one too
    The way you are going getting them out
    You'll hit your goal very soon!

    betty

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    1. Hopefully the goal will come due
      In a year or two

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  30. I'm eating garlic as we speak
    A doddering wizard I must seek
    If only to steal his pointy crown
    And fly away on clouds of down

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    1. haha find one or scare all away
      The later is easier I say

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  31. 35 sounds like the magic number. Though you should have released it on my 35th bday this December. Because, as you know, everything should be all about meeeee! lol. Just kidding. Congrats on another book! Hope it's a very successful one!

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    1. lol gee, want me to wait that long
      I'd get bored and have to play ping pong

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  32. Wow, the hilt of that sword looks perfectly fine while the blade broke. Maybe he should use a sword made of whatever the hilt is.

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    1. haha never thought of that
      Maybe he should get on that, stat

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  33. Wow, Pat, thirty-five. You go! That's great. I love the graphics.

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    1. Will go on and on
      For a while anyway at my lawn

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  34. Holy wow, another one?!?
    How do you do it under your sun!!!

    Congrats you deserve one more time
    For another book of humorous rhyme

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    1. Just let them flow
      And then away I go

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  35. Gotta watch that garlic breath.
    I don't want to cause your death.

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  36. 35 Books at your nook. How nice for you.... now get out there and sell a few.

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  37. Woohoo for book #35! I especially liked Truedessa's breath, even though it was that cat who put it down!

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    1. haha the cat may lie
      A bit under his sky

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