Sunday, August 17, 2014

Time To Shed The Blogland Bed!

With summer all around, and sadly, soon no longer found. Unless the heat goes the way of last year's snow. Then we may get months more of it at our show. Either way, in summer you shed to go to the bay. So why not shed online too? No, no scary pics in view.

Tons there,
At your lair,
High speed,
Has nothing on your feed.

A little tune,
To make you swoon.
50 widgets,
Promoting midgets.

Hmm oh woe as me,
I'm not PC.
Might get shot by an eskimo.
Damn, there I go.

Disquis to annoy.
It brings no joy.
Flush it down the loo,
Fancy = fail at ones zoo.

Disquis brings comments galore?
Are you IGN at your shore?
If not, Disquis can rot.
A whole friggin lot.

Other fancy crap,
Fall in the same crap.
Jumping through hoops,
Are for chicken coops.

Word verification too,
Been there at my zoo.
But what the heck,
Shed it from your deck.

Nice small font,
Are you trying to taunt?
Want to hurt eyes?
Word to the wise,

That screams skip!
So small fonts strip.
And pull a cliffhanger,
To avoid a head banger.

Put to be continued at the end,
Then hit send.
Then write another post,
Much easier at ones coast.

And that is my tips for the day. So shed away. Or just ignore the cat and do what you want at your blogland mat. I do at my sea. I think I need to prune bush number three. So I will prune that mass with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

64 comments:

  1. There are whole lot of tips for the day
    Got to shed them off fast as you may
    Take your pick
    Of those so slick
    And just make sure you got your say

    Hank

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    1. As long as you get your say
      That works for many a bay

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  2. Heard Disquis is a pain
    What does one gain
    Hate tiny print
    Makes me squint

    Word or number verify
    One extra step to qualify
    Although I love to read a good blog
    Reading some can be a slog

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    1. Slog to get through indeed
      Think they'd know it at their feed
      Hurt the eyes
      As they blab with oh me's or my's

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  3. Ah yes summer nearly over, someone told me the other day in the shop "Just 17 weeks to Christmas" Loved the verse as always a pleasure to read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Soon will be done
      Then comes the crappy white stuff that is no fun

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  4. I refuse to say goodbye to summer. I'll just say, to be continued.

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    1. haha well it will be back
      One day soon at your shack

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  5. And what a mild summer it's been.
    Google+ comment boxes aren't any better.

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    1. No, they suck a ton too
      Flush them down the loo

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  6. Blogging tips
    That are pips
    Word verification I could scream
    Rather spend my time in dream

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    1. haha sleep works better indeed
      Then wv crap at any feed

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  7. We cringe when we see that verification thingy!

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    1. Yeah such a pain
      Needs to board a train

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  8. Disquis annoys me to no end. Thankfully it isn't much of a trend

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  9. The ones where you can't even find where to comment need to rethink that

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  10. LOL, I need to read all these comments to make sure my blog gets a little better. I do dislike all the same things but then who doesn't. I do hate the small print stuff. And the ones I can't find where to comment drive me cuckoo. You have a great Sunday Pat.

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    1. Yours is fine as it works easy as can be
      No small print or wv at your sea

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  11. Do not like Disquis, not a big fan
    Do not like word verification either
    Keep it nice and simple is my plan
    Over at my place.

    betty

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    1. That is the way to be
      There at your sea

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  12. The new place I have moved to only has two seasons: dry and wet. I am already missing the semi-arid summers I hated for so long :-)

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    1. Never know what you miss
      Until you find a new bliss

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  13. Ha, I agree Disquis brings no joy.
    I'd much rather navigate Blogger or Word Press!

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  14. Disquis might make sense for someone with independent site

    but when there's already a better standard, why bother?

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    1. Yeah, why bother with the crap
      Just to look like a special chap

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  15. Some good tips from the rhyming cat
    Google plus I do not like at my mat

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    1. Yeah a load of junk
      Stuff it in a trunk

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  16. When I blogged about this, someone said I'm annoying because when I comment her blog, it takes her to my Google Plus profile. I pointed out that's in HER settings, not mine, but I have no idea how a person can change it. I just comment and, if there's a choice, try to make sure my comment directs people back to my blog, but there are only so many choices.

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    1. Yeah that is in hers indeed
      Can find yours easy at my feed

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  17. I tried something new,
    but folks look askance.
    It may have to do
    with shedding my pants.

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    1. They want to swoon
      At your full moon

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  18. Looking forward to no more summer.

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  19. Vids and music and too many forced widgets
    are the blunt edged tools of blogging idiots.
    Too much crap makes a page slow to load.
    That's when this commenter hits the road.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yep, that is why I go bye bye
      After giving a wtf cry

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  20. I always boo word verification, but get over it. Hopefully your "shedding" lecture will make some others think.

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    1. Some don't even know they have it on
      There at their lawn

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  21. templates too busy
    to make one dizzy
    fonts hard to read
    at their esoteric feed
    colors that don't show
    like white on white, hello??
    lol :)

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    1. lol white on white
      Is like black on black, right?

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    2. That's right!
      Also, red on black is too bright!
      Yellow you can barely see
      Keep it simple at one's sea :)

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    3. That is the way to be
      No nonsense that hurts the eyes of those that come to see

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  22. Verification - challenge at blogland
    type words or numbers at their land
    all that - and you don't want any comment.

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    1. Yeah, after that
      All you want to do is scat

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  23. What about font colors that are an eyesore too. Like bright pink on blue background. Can't read it at all, makes me shut down their page pretty quick. Ads that pop up too, just to annoy you. Oh, you get so many headaches in blog land!

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    1. yep, both of those suck
      See them and just go what the umm duck

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  24. I had to google 'disquis'! Gee, am I that out of touch? I'd never heard of it!

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    1. lol been around quite a while too
      Shame on you

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  25. I'm not a disquis fan either. The pop up ads that come out of nowhere drive me crazy. Today I came across one on a blog post that started small and turned into four rectangles taking over the whole page. I just left.

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    1. haha yeah that is what I do too
      When such blogs come into view

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  26. amen amen
    to ad is sin...repent young man...it sucks my bandwidth..
    like a gland...and disqus sucks like hoover vacs
    almost as bad as word verification
    on the attack

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    1. haha sucks it away
      Bandwidth can't play
      Ads up the ying yang
      Can't they just say, you rang?

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  27. Word verification should be outlawed. It is the worst. I don't even go back to blogs that ask for it.

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    1. haha a good way to be
      Avoid it at your sea

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