Sunday, August 3, 2014

What I Did Sunday At My Bay!

The cat just has to share what he did Sunday at his lair. What is that you say? Sunday isn't over yet at your bay? Well I am in another time zone. I know, don't moan. What is that too? Bah, I never stole it from Betsy's zoo.


First I blinded this guy.
I poked him in the eye.
Then I made him wail,
When I chewed on his tail.


I made this guy pout.
It was easy with a shout.
I just took his toy.
He lost all his joy.


I chased her out the door.
She can go outside and explore.
See that grumpy look?
I hear a rain bath she took.


I took her chair.
I did it with flair.
She was rather ticked.
I can't say we clicked.


I chased this guy away.
He is scared I'd say.
Just glaring at me,
As frightened as can be.


This guy was all relaxed.
He looked good and taxed.
I could not have that.
I am such a mean cat.


So I chased him away.
I gave him this display.
A tiny litter box.
Beats chicken pox.


This guy played dead.
I whacked his head.
He did not move at all.
He feared the cat call.


Then I went after three.
Can you tell they don't like me?
The cat is just so rude,
They give me lots of attitude.


Next Cassie and I took a nap.
They all fell for my trap.
It was time to rest.
I always do my best.

Was your day as exciting as mine? Can you top the feline? No? Damn, so mundane at your show. The cat can teach you a trick or two. But then he'd have to kill you. So let's forgo something so crass and just leave the work to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

73 comments:

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    1. Perfect ten 3 times over #30
      Feelings of being free!

      Hank

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    2. Can't be topped
      And barely stopped

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    3. From.... well, you know how it goes....

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  2. Aha! 'The cat can teach you a trick or two'
    Looking at what they did it seemed to be true
    They did with a smile
    They appeared docile
    But just look at the results all black and blue

    Hank

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    1. They took their licks
      And easily fell for my tricks

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  3. Along with the wonderful verse some excellent pictures. Thanks for sharing.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Cat likes to play his little tricks
    I think he does it all for kicks
    He'll teach em who is king of the hill
    Send em scrambling over the window sill
    They try to escape but it's "no dice"
    They plead with Orlin to be nice lol

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    1. haha Orlin doesn't know that word
      So he chases them all and they fly away like a bird

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  5. You have a lot of friends with pets. I don't believe that one cat quite fit in that bowl though.

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    1. Pets abound at many a mound
      Yeah a bit fat for something so round

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  6. I see that grumpy look
    She looks kind of All Shook Up
    Boy, you are as mean as the come
    Whacking his head like a drum
    You sure are more busy than me
    You know what that means at my place to be

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    1. I know what it means?
      Hmmm did to raise the R rated screens? lol

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    2. Great news in the hump hump department: my neighbor's gone! Vanished.

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    3. That is good news
      Maybe certain parts got the blues

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    4. It's o so quiet...
      It's o so still...

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    5. Quiet is nice
      Maybe he forgot to pay the humping price

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  7. so you were a bit of a bully
    making everyone else a bit sully
    but king of the roost you seem be be
    even if its all a dream at your see

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    1. The cat bully's all
      Gets away with it 90% of the time as well at the other hall

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  8. ha - a bit of a bully indeed... i have no cats nor dogs to scare away but all the birds of our town live in my pear tree... usually i treat them nicely..smiles

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    1. The cat would sure like that tree
      He'd climb it with glee

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  9. my brother's cat Mike was a bully to their dog Blue which is a great dane. I can imagine the David vs Goliath story was inspired by cats beating up dogs.

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    1. Yeah I'd bet on that being true
      The big dogs still run when a cat is in view

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  10. Love this. I think THE cat enjoys being mean. :) With that kind of audience, why not?

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    1. He sure likes it
      Giving off a hiss and spit

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  11. Great post. Cats do rule. Love the picture of the three up in the cat tree. Well done. And the first picture tells it all.
    Have a great Sunday.

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    1. Yep, he can chase them all away
      They steer clear when he comes to their bay

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  12. Dang, y'all sure have been busy today!!!

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  13. I'm afraid to get up, though I could use a glass of water. But if I get up from my chair, Shasta is sure to steal it. She's sitting on the floor staring, no glaring up at me as if to say, Hey! I want my chair! What should I do? Do you suppose Cassie could come over and hypnotize Shasta into a deep sleep on the loveseat?

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    1. haha have to get up soon or later
      Then to the chair it's see you later alligator
      Hmmm not sure hypnotizing is part of our skills
      But we can try it from comfortable windowsills

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  14. You sure have many animal friends to visit cat

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  15. A few of those cats do look very scared of you

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    1. But was it me
      Or a mutt at their sea? lol

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  16. Look like a fun day in your bay:)))
    (poor dogs) sigh!

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    1. haha dogs get it
      When the cat does a hit and spit

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    1. The cat takes pride
      In his mean stride

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  18. So you visited the other zoo
    and tried to name the post after my crew?
    Can't blame you for that,
    not your or Pat!
    Had to laugh at the three
    trying to get away from three.
    Climbing high on a tower
    to sit there and cower.
    hahaha...

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    1. haha surprised they all fit
      With their hiss and spit
      But they did
      As they flipped their lid

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  19. Cat, you were a bit of a meanie today
    Caused a lot of discomfort your way
    Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed
    That you caused so much doom and dread?

    betty

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    1. The cat just likes to go after all other pets he sees
      He attacks like the breeze

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  20. The cat went visiting to the other zoo
    exploring a bit seeing what he could do
    a lot of kitties sure came into view
    some of them tried to get away from you
    curled up for a nap letting out a little mew
    well at least you didn't pee in any ones shoe

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    1. haha the cat doesn't do that
      At any mat
      But one or two there
      Just might leave more than cat hair
      So pick up your shoes
      Or you may get the blues

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  21. Aww...it's like a zoo for sure! My dog can't stand the rain. I have to have a towel by the door to dry her off when she comes in from going out to pee in the rain.

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    1. The one there won't even go out
      Sees the rain and he begins to pout

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  22. Such a fiend can't be a friend!

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    1. Nope, no friend is had
      From the cat at our pad

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  23. Sounds like the perfect Sunday for pet play and the cat certainly earned that nap.

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  24. Awwww - what a bunch of cutiepiefaces!

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    1. The cat doesn't care
      He still gives them an evil glare lol

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  25. I think what we have here is a furry and clawed little bully cat,
    But some of the victims should have had the balls to stand up to that.

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    1. Well since they are all snip snip
      I guess they have no balls to grip lol

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  26. I'm loving that kitty in the bowl
    But all kitty pictures my heart stole
    Doggies are okay
    At your bay
    But kitties are the best
    They always pique my interest

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    1. haha cats can pose away
      Always make for a brighter day

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  27. So this was one busy cat who was clearly up to no good.

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    1. That he was indeed
      As many hisses took seed

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  28. Well you are a mean cat for sure... you know, that may come back to bite you in the arse one day

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    1. haha it very well may
      But until then I'll cause dismay

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  29. Wow! Who knew the cat was such a bully?
    Those animals are going to get you back, very painfully.
    I hope your nap was taken with one eye cracked.
    Because your head will probably be the next one whacked.

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    1. haha the cat has no fear
      But if one goes by he does peer

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  30. I'd say the cat was having an off day
    warding everything off from his bay
    not very hospitable, I'd say!

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    1. He has never been nice
      Making all pay the price

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  31. Better watch out
    Revenge may clout
    Get ready to run
    And pay for your fun

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    1. haha the cat is not scared
      After how well he fared

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