Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Why Not These, They Should Please!

So there are shows about this and shows about that, ignore forever the reality crap at any mat. But then the scripted ones seem to be all the same. I guess they like to remain tame.

Look a lawyer show.
Way to go!
Oh my a cop show.
50 of those lined up in a row.

That doctor one is new.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Always the same.
Can get kind of lame.

Why not a show about a plumber?
He could be a real bummer.
Get it at my sea?
A frisky plumber with glee.

Why not a vet?
One who can talk to each pet.
Oops, been there, done that.
Forget that idea, stat!

Santa Claus on his days off.
He has to get a cough.
Plus he has to exercise to lose some weight.
I bet viewers would save the date.

The accountant show.
Numbers will flow.
Money will pile high.
Could make one spry.

That talking furniture show.
That will surely go.
All will want to see,
What the couch thinks of the fat ass of thee.

The construction worker.
Could be a real tear jerker.
Construction workers in love.
Twirling stop signs when push comes to shove.

The flower shop.
It won't be a flop.
It will be grand.
Manure and flowers make a stand.

And finally the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The sanitation worker show.
It could work, you never know.

Okay, maybe cops are the better way to go. Some of those may be too slow. But then again zombie cops could be fun. They could go around and eat everyone. Maybe dinosaur pretenders, they could be Earth's defenders. The cat will stop with this mass, if used, be sure and credit my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

92 comments:

  1. Where's Hank?
    Talking furniture? I must've missed that one...

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    1. The brave little toaster
      Already went on that coaster

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  2. There is very little originality on TV these days
    Someone's always wanted to copy the latest craze
    I love shows like Game of Thrones and Walking Dead
    They are original and not like something that has spread

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    1. That is very true
      Have to go away from the big networks for something new

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  3. Good day Pat another good post and enjoyable to read.
    Yes! where's Hank?
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Hank is late at my land

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    1. There are many cop and lawyers shows
      a safe bet as their audience grows
      some of these seem out of reach
      why not one about two fools on a beach
      ok ok I had to put that one out there
      as they try to find that bora bora lair
      I owe, I owe it's off to work I go
      to make a little roll of green dough
      heigh ho, heigh ho..

      it's summer watch a show about a plumber..hahaha

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    3. Ok I am not saying another word
      as my thoughts are sorta of blurred

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    4. lmao look at you
      Getting mouthy at my zoo
      And singing a bora bora song
      As the dwarfs roll along
      I owe I owe seems to be the story of my life
      Oh well, let's go to that beach and forget the strife

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    5. Something fishy's going on, Mr Cat
      When things get removed like that ;)

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    6. Fishy you say?
      Maybe she was by bora bora's bay

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    7. She did the same thing at my place as in 24 hours ago, never to return. I'm so upset.

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    8. Yeah she hides away
      Many a day

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  5. I love Santa Claus on his days off, but reality has taken over because we are people who are voyeurs.

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    1. Yeah reality is all we see
      Watching that crap are the many

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  6. dirty jobs has been a sanitation show, and cop shows
    well they are a dime a go, and some really blow
    though some are well done - i like the two chicago
    series that are on....their story lines are rather fun

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    1. There are a good few
      But for every good few much crap comes due
      Never watched the chicago ones yet
      I think my cop show needs are met

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  7. nice!
    Now i cannot seem to rhyme, is it about the time?

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    1. Maybe one day
      You'll do harder rhymes at my bay lol

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  8. Imagine, 'that talking furniture show'
    Never had a peek nor in the know
    Can give Disney
    Run for its money
    May start a following asking for more

    Hank

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    1. Yeah you just never know
      And oh the places that could go

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  9. Cat thinks of all the different shows
    Line em up blow by blows
    How about a show with no-talent mutts
    Their only credit is to have big butts
    Oops my mistake, it's also been done
    Scratch that it wasn't even much fun

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    1. haha that has been done a time or three
      Surprised many aren't blind at their sea

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  10. There used to be a vet show -- All Creatures Great and Small -- loved that show. Could use another one. But then again a show about a plumber could be interesting. Would really be fascinating to watch one clear a drain. Smiles.

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    1. lol seen one drain you seen them all
      I remember that show at my hall

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  11. Those are some good idea. I think a plumber show could be quite funny. We need more humor or something. Like the idea of a vet show too. Take care Pat and have a great Tuesday. Keep that ass rhyming.

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    1. The ass with keep rhyming indeed
      Maybe one day a plumber show will be on at every feed

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  12. Shows about plumbers,
    Ain't what they're cracked up to be;
    They'll just make you dumber,
    At your tv watching sea.

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    1. But I'll learn to unclog a drain
      And let the water rain

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  13. Santa losing his weight
    sounds so weird.

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    1. A skinny Santa Claus
      May get some applause

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  14. That would sure be a bunch of shows to never watch!

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    1. haha yeah they might bore
      When shown at many a shore

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  15. I like one or two of those cop and doctor shows, but there are way too many of them.

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    1. Yeah one or two is enough
      After that most are fluff

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  16. They should have a show about the life of a writer. :)

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    1. I bet they did at one point
      Castle sorta does that at its joint

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    2. I know someone who loved her books. I didn't know there was a show about her. Cool. :)

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    3. Now we are in the know
      Both at my show

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  17. Some shows aren't worth the time it takes to watch them!

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    1. Or even press the button on the control
      Better off taking a stroll

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  18. oy... too many of those kinda shows on tv at the moment... i really cannot watch them for long...they make me crazy

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    1. Yep, the same old thing
      Can always tell who done it at my wing

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  19. I'm totally waiting for that accountant show!

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    1. Might be bored out of your tree
      With that on your tv

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  20. orlin N cassie

    frank lee we think ewe shuld due a show

    "keep it reel with orlin N cassie"

    ewe could haza rhyme off contest each week N de werst rhymer getz de infamouz.....bucket oh litter

    best two standin at de end oh de seezon go head ta head with pat

    start with 20 contestantz N due a lot oh burd dissin N litter tossin ...use de F werd a lot...flounder....N ewe haza hit

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    1. haha now that is a great idea indeed
      We could win and keep all the dough at our feed

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  21. 'Reality crap'. PERFECT description.

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  22. Some great Netflix and Showtime pieces
    Reality crap never ceases
    I end up streaming movies or shows
    Can choose what I want, no TV woes

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    1. That is the way to be
      Easy peasy for thee

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    1. Not much at all
      At any tv station hall

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    1. It could be
      If cracks are liked at ones sea

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  25. So many different repeats of shows
    because I think all ideas have been used
    so they just recycle them over and over again
    hoping to keep us amused.

    betty

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    1. and many seem to fall for it
      Like some kind of twit lol

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  26. I hardly watched tv shoes much less reality shows
    as I think its all crappy & dreadful shows

    Smiles from Florida (though its really hot here)

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    1. Damn it must be hot as hell there
      But must be fun at such a lair

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  27. Watching Big Brother live feeds while I type this, so I can't make fun of people who watch reality shows!!! My husband still thinks shows like Cops and Parking Wars aren't reality TV. I gave up trying to convince him!

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    1. lol pretending they are not
      So he can watch a lot

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  28. You have some food for thought here for tv execs Pat. I think the police and law shows have been done to death, but sort of related to your sanitation worker show--how about following a donation place worker? People donate piles of stuff everyday and there is really no describing the crazy valuable, crazy nice, and crazy gross stuff that is dropped off. That is my idea if any of those execs try to steal it.

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    1. That would be interesting too
      Some of it you can sell and some of it is just ewww

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  29. Make laugh: Santa Claus in his days off......... haha
    I think he should working hard now Christmas is no far:)

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    1. haha well he has 364 days off to play
      Bet he is relaxing at some warm bay

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    2. Always make me laugh he in shorts in a warm beach lol

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    3. lol and could visit you
      Buried there at your zoo

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  30. Hey! Why not a show about a blogger? For half an hour, viewers can watch him sit in front of his computer. It'd be as good as some of the other crapola on TV these days.

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    1. That is very true
      But they have that dog with a blog for all to view

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  31. The sanitation worker gets my vote! lol

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    1. Be nasty what they see
      And might irk my ocd

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  32. Honestly, I am so over all the cop, ER, lawyer shows. Most tv is shit nowadays, so we don't spend too much time watching it anymore. Guess that's a good thing?

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    1. Yeah gives you more time to do other things
      I don't watch many of them at my wings

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  33. At yesterday's auction there was a plumber wannabe.
    All I could think was, "Stay away from me!"
    haha.

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    1. So you gave you an attack
      With his half seen crack lol

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  34. So, so glad I have no TV
    Makes more time for snowflakes for me... :)

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    1. haha make and make
      Adding to your snowflake lake

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  35. A show about all of us on Blogger Beach... wouldn't that be cool?
    No green screen crap by some Spielberg copying fool
    But the real deal, you know... Bora stuff
    Where too much is never enough

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    1. haha hmmm too much you say
      That could be too much for my eyes at my bay

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