Friday, September 5, 2014

A Magic Fate On This Date!

The cat was out and about when he heard a nut human shout, "It said No!" down in the dumps I go. I looked around the corner to see. The nut was on a magic 8 ball spree.

Need an answer now?
Don't have a cow.
It will come some how.
Magic 8 ball, wow!

Shake, shake, shake,
You're going to drown in a lake.
Damn, it is mean.
At least it keeps things clean.

Tomorrow you die!
Nope, I don't lie.
You are good and dead.
That is what I said.

You win the lottery this week!
Enough money to fill a creek.
Did you jump up and down?
Just kidding, now don't frown.

What was that?
Do I like your hat?
Nope, it is crap.
Sorry you silly chap.

Should I rob a bank?
Yes! You need gas in the tank.
You listened to me?
No wonder you are no longer free.

Should I date her?
Nope, she can't purr.
Wait! She was the one.
Oopsy, aren't I fun?

Will I get a raise?
Sit there and gaze.
Thinking, thinking, maybe.
Best you'll get out of me.

Shaking me twice?
Oh how nice.
Still maybe for you.
Did you expect something new?

Shake, shake, shake,
Don't you want to partake?
Ask me a question today,
I won't lead you astray.

Got any questions for the magic 8 ball? My, they are quite rude at their hall. They talk back to you. Now if you believe that to be true, you may just be a nut and have less brain cells than a mutt. The cat got a little crass, but that is alright to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

75 comments:

  1. 'A Magic Fate On This Date'
    It is best to try not to be late
    In the dumps
    Lots of lumps
    Should rather not to tempt fate

    Hank

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    1. Yeah don't tempt
      As you might not be exempt
      Then get screwed
      With a little attitude

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    1. I used to heave the thing
      All it was good for at my wing

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  3. The Magic 8 Ball thing was always useless for me. The answers never helped at all. Now...if we COULD have a Magic 8 Ball and it actually gave us helpful answers, that would be a different issue!

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    1. Not sure that would ever come due
      Better off chucking it in the loo

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  4. haha...I haven't seen one of those since grade school.
    A better use would be to just play pool!
    Fun when you're a kid
    just don't flip your lid.

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    1. Yeah could sink it last
      Then its answers would be a thing of the past

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  5. OK I'm stumped, don't know what to say
    Must be new not in my day
    But if it served your purpose bright
    Why go out to fly a kite

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    1. haha never heard of a magic eight ball
      Do you live under a rock at your hall? lol

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  6. No questions. A raise would be nice. Not gonna happen though.

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    1. Yeah, not a chance
      That is sure the stance

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  7. Your magic 8 ball would have lots of attitude

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    1. Maybe make some wise up
      Or just add more coffee to their cup

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  8. Don't need the heft
    They have it online
    Ask away
    At any time

    I preferred the ouija board
    Often times it struck a chord
    At the cottage we'd hover 'round
    To see where our future would be found

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    1. haha never used that
      Here at my mat
      Rather jump in the lake
      When at a cottage I partake

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    2. Used it at night
      To increase the fright
      During the day
      We swam in the bay

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    3. Night time fright
      By candle light

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  9. We five sibs had a magic 8 ball among us. It provided lots of fun and gales of laughter. What a great idea for your post today! Have a good one!

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  10. I need my own Magic 8 Ball, but I sometimes it's best not knowing!

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    1. That is true
      Better to not know what will come in view

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  11. I would probably just roll that sucker down the hall!

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  12. Neat thing about the Magic 8 ball
    if you have time play with it all day
    you can change the answer to what you want it to be
    by continuing to shake it until it comes out your way

    betty

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    1. That is very true
      And then do what you wanted to

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  13. I used to love asking the Magic 8 Ball questions when I was a kid. But now, if I got an answer I didn't like, I'd probably throw it against a wall. ;)

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    1. lol put a hole in the wall too
      That be bad to do at your zoo

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  14. It seems there's no magic to the 8 ball 'cuz when
    You don't like the answer, you just shake again.

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    1. Yeah shake and stir it
      Tell it it's full of shit lol

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  15. My hubby gave me a Magic 8 Ball as a gag gift for Christmas one year. I keep forgetting I have it, though... geez, all those decisions I've needlessly made on my own...

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    1. lol it could have made them all
      There for you at your hall

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  16. We used to have one of those when I was a kid.

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  17. Magic 8 ball sounds a lot like twitter rumors...lots of fake facts floating around one big ball!

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    1. Hit the nail on the head
      With the Twitter dread

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    1. Could be a while
      For it to turn the you win dial

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  19. My first three kiddos had one of those. Guess I'll pick one up now that you've mentioned it, for my little one for Christmas this year if I run across one while I'm out. :)

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    1. haha reminded you to make it 4 for 4
      With the 8 ball tour

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  20. That sounds like a great thing to have. You can abuse the darn thing all you want. Happy Friday to all.

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    1. Shake and shake
      All the abuse it could take

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  21. The magic eight ball spoke the entire truth when we were tweens,
    Now I'm afraid to even think what the future might mean.

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    1. Yeah who knows what will come
      With its ho and hum

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  22. i'll be honest. i thought of Taylor Swift's new song...

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    1. lol not sure that is what I was going for
      But hey, who knows at my shore

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  23. orlin N cassie


    we haza ??? for de 8 ball...

    "how much cash moola did yur inventor rake in" !!

    kinda like ouija board....

    wonder if ouija board N 8 ball ever dated...they hada lot in common !!

    heerz hopin everee one haza happee fryday caturday & savoree salmon Sunday ♥♥♥


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    1. They sure would make quite the offspring
      Not sure what you'd call the thing

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  24. I used to have one of those when I was a kid...never helped.

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    1. Yeah never did a thing
      Here at my wing

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  25. Never heard of a number 8 ball,
    If I hang around long enough someone may reveal all

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    1. Never know what will come due
      With the 8 ball in view

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  26. just like magic, the 8-ball is bogus

    some hocus pocus

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  27. I know I am a bit late
    but, tell me was your day great
    asking questions regarding fate
    wait and see says the magic eight

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    1. The magic eight is full of bull I'd say
      At its prediction bay haha

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  28. ...with magic 8
    roll ball into gate
    play yes-no game
    if goal - yes!
    if no- play again
    for the best
    answers :)

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  29. Ah, I remember looking to the magic 8 ball to tell my fate.
    Sadly, it never gave me advice that was great.
    Yes, No, Maybe so.
    Sometimes that ball I did want to throw.

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    1. haha pitch it in the trash
      Then throw a bash

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  30. We had a Magic 8 Ball when I was a kid
    Loved to ask it questions, yes, I did
    Then we got a better one when we were grown
    And crazy answers were always shown
    More fun than the original game
    Lots of laughter and never tame

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    1. haha the never tame one
      Is far more fun

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  31. I used to have fun with the Magic 8
    Also a fun thing to do when up late
    and one was questioning one's fate
    or wanted to amuse one's date!

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    1. Yeah it could pass the time
      With its little chime

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