Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Another Movie For You To View!

So the cat is making millions off his previous movies that he made. Yep, the golden bricks are sure laid. What? You don't believe me? Just look at this next 100 million gem at my sea.


The world is in the crapper.
Not only do people eat the candy wrapper,
But now they mimic a horse.
They have horse ass hair and run a course.


It is driving them mad.
Horse ass hair at ever pad.
Just look at those eyes.
All believe the lies.


They even sing it out with glee.
Horse ass hair for all to see.
Sing it once more.
They like an encore.


Even the bald pretend.
All have gone around the bend.
See that big hat.
He is wishing for horse ass hair at his mat.


It is even spreading to dogs.
No longer can they enjoy brown logs.
Instead they have to have horse ass hair.
They aren't happy at their lair.


It comes in all colors to.
Whatever can the planet do?
How will Earth survive such a plague?
Is the outcome still vague?


If you don horse ass hair,
You turn into something more rare.
A teeny tiny lizard head comes forth.
It is even spreading far north.


Who are they going to call?
A killer barbie doll?
Hey, she has a big gun.
She attempts to put horse ass hair on the run.


Brains are dissected as well.
They have to determine this hell.
And when it is all said and done,
They learn the true meaning under the sun.


 The aliens put the notion in everyone's head.
They are tired of the dread.
Having an ass for a head was no fun.
So they decided humans would have a brand new hair bun.

So are you all ready to go to the movie picture show? There you will see this at a theater near you and it will be quite the view. Will humans overcome the horse ass hair? I guess you will have to see at your lair. The cat can now retire with his box office takes that come to pass. I am such a lucky little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

78 comments:

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    1. Without a break # 24
      This happened before
      No takers for 11 minutes
      Hank had to do it!

      Hank

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    2. I'm on the road to work at six - be really dangerous if I was trying to blog on my iPad at the same time...

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    3. haha well if you had a stop light
      Wouldn't be so dangerous a plight

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    4. From coast to coast!
      Have some toast!

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  2. Don't need no ass's hair here. I have lots of hair. Just a little grey.
    And scary, I know almost every one of those movies or actors.

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    1. Ass hair galore
      Better watch it at your shore

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    2. Too much hair may clise the door! ;)

      Oh hi Alex.

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    3. close close close
      Friggin phone. Everytime I want tp type o.... I end up typing i.... Harrrrrr

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    4. Oh no
      What a mess at your show
      o becomes i you see
      And o becomes pee!

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    5. Damn, that phone has you all peed out
      As you give a shout

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  3. 'Another Movie For You To View'
    What! having horse ass hair on you
    What a bother
    Like no other
    What! it must come in all colors too!

    Hank

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    1. haha all colors of the rainbow
      Will surely show

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  4. I recognize some of these scenes
    Christopher Walken is looking crazy-mean LOL

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    1. Always a crazy guy
      Wanting the good guys to die

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  5. Who are they going to call
    ghost-busters,come one and all
    this post gave me a bit of a scare
    should come with a warning beware
    aliens putting the notion in our head
    evil plots multiply and swiftly spread
    enjoy your day there at your lair
    might want to forget about the hair..

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    1. haha what? not an ass hair fan?
      Yeah those aliens lifted the ban
      Ass hair is now available to one and all
      You could get it at the mall

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  6. How did earth survive these movies
    proves many viewers are the loonies!

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    1. Or maybe toonies
      Loving their cartoonies

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  7. There's a new Alice in Wonderland coming out, and I'm pretty sure I read Depp will be the Mad Hatter again.

    Pretty sure if you try to produce this movie you're going to have to get an attorney. ;)

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    1. lol yeah I might get sued
      That would just be rude
      They are making number two
      The quest for more cash will come due

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  8. Horse ass hair?
    I declare
    I do not dare
    Attempt to stare
    These pictures are disturbing
    Viewer beware

    How many headers are there?
    It keeps getting better at your lair.

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    1. Up to 17 or so
      Headers on the go
      And yeah they can scare
      But better than a zombie feet pair

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  9. You picked some of my favorite shows
    better than picking your booger filled nose
    And too see those actors looking so young
    that sure was a lot of fun
    but I don't really care about the horsey hair
    I'll leave it for them to wear

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    1. No boogers in my nose
      Picked and flicked then struck a pose haha
      The cat can do that you know
      Horsey hair on a one eye could glow

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  10. So that is what a human brain looks like. That explains a lot!

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    1. Yeah with one go
      Tells us everything we need to know

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  11. I don't need and horse ass hair! Sounds rather smelly.

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    1. Good be stylin though
      Even with the BO

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  12. Horse Ass Hair seems to be a big craze
    Wrap your head in a towel and call it a phase
    So horse ass hair comes from the horses rump
    You know who could use it, would be Donald Trump

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    1. haha his wig is rather bland
      He does need to join the craze sweeping the land

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    2. Ahahahahaha... Donald Trump sure does need a new hair doooo. Thats a given.

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    3. He must like it
      Keeps every bit

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  13. Horse ass hair
    Thick and weird
    But what about
    Horse ass beard?

    (I could be wrong, but I think you mean "don" horse ass hair... )

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    1. That might itch
      Make one twitch
      Be a real bitch
      If Meg became Mitch

      You are right
      Typo at my site

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  14. Are those images all from the same movie? It's been a while since I've seen a show at the movie theater. Have a terrific day!

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    1. Nope, all different as can be
      And all old too at my sea

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  15. Lizard heads, you say?
    Send some of those my way!
    But you may keep the horse hair
    Don't want or need it anywhere!

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    1. Not even just a little bit?
      I promise it won't be full of umm spit

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  16. ha - no horse ass hair at my lair
    i would rather invite the mad hatter for a cup of tea and some cheddar..

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    1. haha might drive you mad
      Then horse ass hair may be had

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  17. I love all the pictures!

    I'll pass on the horse ass hair.

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  18. I've got the expression "horse ass hair" stuck in my head now...

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    1. haha not something you want to stay
      There at your bay

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  19. Horse Ass Hair I would not like to find in my food.
    That would be most rather crude!

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    1. That would be nasty as can be
      No eating such food for me

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  20. I recognized quite a few of those, but you can keep the horse ass hair.

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    1. Not a lick
      After recognizing each flick?

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  21. orlin N cassie

    we purrsonull lee noe a LOT oh horses azzez sew if ya knead sum mor hair; ore ree views...let uz noe ! ♥

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    1. haha they sure seem to abound
      You can keep yours that surround

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  22. Mars attacks used to scare me as a child

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    1. Never scared of that one here
      Not many gave me fear

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  23. Some of the plots here are outrageous, ha ~

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    1. Strange in every way
      Might make a ton on display

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  25. Horse ass hair could be the next sharknado

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    1. Hey it made lots of dough
      So works for my show

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  26. I'm thinking I would pass
    with such a plot like this
    but I'm hoping that
    won't cause the cat to hiss

    betty

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    1. Nah, the cat is fine
      Not everyone finds horse ass hair divine

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  27. Some of those pics are pretty scary.....

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    1. Makes it seem true
      That horse ass hair could come due

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  28. The key - it works for your show
    or for new TV dough

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  29. Sadly, my husband and I have seen all these movies. The bad wigs neither helped or hurt the movies...they were already absolutely awful. Well, the Fifth Element was okay, Bruce Willis.

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    1. hahaha yeah they were pretty bad
      Hot to trot was indeed at any pad

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  30. I can't even say it.
    Tongue twister, a bit!
    lol.

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    1. I can say it at my sea
      What does that make me? lol

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  31. I barely recognized any of these. I guess I should get out more?

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    1. Or maybe get out less
      So you can watch then guess

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  32. Lots of people I know
    Act like a horse's ass at their show
    Kind of smelly too
    Worse than Grumpy Goo
    It's true
    Their heads look like butts I swear
    Butts with lots of hair
    Talking um.... spit
    Duck or you might get hit
    What... no reboots today?
    No reshoes at your kitty bay?

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    1. No reboots at my sea
      Unless I rant that they smell like pee
      And many sure do
      Have a horse ass for a head in view
      Many others have their head up one
      Oh what fun

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