Thursday, September 25, 2014

Best Of The Best, Forget The Rest!

The cat is in two places today. Double the rhyming as he guest's at this bay!

Ever notice how things are so grand across the land? Then you get them and they suck. Of course you may think you just have rotten luck. But there could be more to it at your pit.

This is grand,
This is great.
Across the land,
Owning is your fate.

This casino is #1.
It is like no other.
You can win a ton.
Can be used by your mother.

This document will get you rich.
Come and see.
Just scratch that itch.
You to can live free.

This laptop is the best.
You need it indeed.
It beats all the rest.
It has such high speed.

This site is well worth it.
Just go and see.
It may cost a bit,
But it will impress thee.

This program has it all.
Download it today.
You need it at your hall.
It's only a little pay.

This will help you lose weight.
I bet you will love it.
On your next date,
You will be a hit.

This hotel rocks.
Stay there you must.
It will blow off your socks,
You can even find lust.

This airline is top notch.
They beat everyone.
They even serve scotch.
They make flying fun.

I rated them all,
Just here for you.
Just check my wall,
You will see all is true.

Don't they all sound grand across the land? But if you take a little look you can see they are affiliates at their nook. So what else are they going to say? Stay away? Nope, they want their percentage to come due. So it is so great and grand at their zoo. And if you don't like number one they have nine more to give a run. They are almost as great with each pass. Thankfully no one is affiliated with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

87 comments:

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    1. Good morning
      Truedessa Ma'am
      Both at 7
      We are even!

      Hank

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    2. Both winners Hank have a great day...

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    3. Both can win?
      Close, but seconds do you in

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    4. Technically Hank had the win but, my clock said 6:59
      So number two it is with a grin...

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    5. haha close enough
      Almost had the #1 stuff

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  2. Every dude says they have the best
    The game is called outsell the rest
    Even if it's a piece of crap
    Swindlers lurk at every map

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    1. Takes a buck to make
      And a huge profit they take
      Don't care if it were to break
      They can buy their own lake

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  3. I just saw the new header ..
    Captain Pat and Truedessa
    On the monster attack
    never fear I've got your back

    This casino is number one
    You will have a lot of fun
    ask our affiliate it is true
    would we lie to you.. Haha

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    1. I just read your guest post .. It was done really well and nice to see all your books on display.

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    2. They'd lie
      With their it's the best cry
      And pretend not to
      Right in front of your view
      Glad the guest post was grand
      The new header has no danger in my land
      Just a dance and prance
      At first glance

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    3. Haha had to look at the header again yes indeed dancing with glee.. so much fun under your sun.. Laughing at someone's dancing attire..

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    4. Drazin sure is not god like there
      As he dances oh so rare

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  4. Never buy the lose weight ones. Fifty pounds in one week isn't healthy.

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    1. Yeah and most aren't true
      Bunch of BS comes due

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  5. ha definitely you should read the fine print or you might get bent on a deal, your money they will steal and you will be out for real---a whole lotta marketing tricks up the sleaves

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    1. Yeah they just want your dough
      And who cares if you end up below
      Have to read the tint
      On all that fine print

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  6. “CHRIS THE STORY READING APE'S BLOG”
    Take a look! Fantastic, there are no shocks
    Overwhelming books
    All at the Cat’s nook
    Keeps progressing with new ones to knock

    Hank

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    1. Thanks for the look
      At the other nook
      Glad it was grand
      In the other land

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  7. This is why I take advertisements with a grain of salt
    If I believed them all, them falling for it would be my fault

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    1. Yeah have to keep your wits
      Or you'd be digging bigger money pits

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  8. things can be hard to choose, I just buy Apple

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    1. One way to go about it
      Just stick with it for every bit

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  9. Sadly I have been taken a time or two. The linky webiste I bought into once for $20 or something like that...and I used it twice. phft. ;)

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    1. lmao yeah the cat has got screwed over a time or two as well
      Part of life I think as they continue to sell

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  10. Too many deals
    Overwhelming
    chose one
    and have fun!

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    1. Great look of your books
      at another nook! x

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    2. Deals abound
      Most crap that are found

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  11. Sometimes laptops are the best

    but 1.5-3 years later they are just like the rest

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    1. Yeah outdated and broken
      Making you pay another play token

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  12. Have to watch what is said, usually not the correct path you are led

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    1. That is right
      A lie or two takes flight

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  13. The hotel rocks?
    It blows off my socks?
    For the money I pay
    Don't wanna go THAT way.

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  14. Affiliate fees make everything seem great

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    1. Yeah they want to make the dough
      so the lies will flow

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  15. Yup those ads and offers will take you straight to the cleaners. I found that out the hard way. Lost lots of money on lots of supposedly deals.
    Have a great day.

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    1. That sucks a ton
      The hard way is no fun

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  16. Oh the power of advertising
    it catches a few
    with promises of things
    that are rarely true

    betty

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    1. A load of bulk
      Like oh this will turn you into the Hulk

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  17. Plus, we usually find that the grand New and Improved isn't!

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    1. Yep, new and improved crap
      Just another trap

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  18. ha - all the things we think we need... and we don't really need them

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    1. Yeah we need very little in the end
      But need is a forever trend

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  19. A document to get me rich....
    would make me happier than a stitch!
    No casino for me
    nothing in life for free!

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    1. Yeah you can get screwed
      The casino is rather rude

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  20. Everything thing sounds awesome. Too bad money didn't grow on trees so we can have and do it all.

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    1. Yeah just pluck a bill
      Then go have a thrill

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  21. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!

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    1. About the size of it
      Usually its full of umm spit

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  22. Somebody already said what I intended to say but I'm saying it again, cause it's true.
    "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."
    You have to watch those people in the world of biz. (I never claimed to be a poet.)

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    1. lol hey, it worked for a rhyme
      I've used it many a time

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  23. orlin N cassie...

    conga rats on yur guest post at de werd press blog !!

    we gave ya a shout out:

    the cats orlin cassie & their dad Pat ...
    yes their books have crossed our mat
    we have really enjoyed each & every one
    so sit down & read coz they are quite fun !

    pee ezz...ya know yur dad's sitting de other direction on de werd press blog but he haz de exact same poze.....as on heer...take a look ;)

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    1. haha yeah I saw it was backwards too
      I guess they liked a topsy turvy few
      Glad it was grand as well
      Guest posting can be swell

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  24. Yeah because drunk airline passengers seems like a great idea.

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    1. Yeah the best around
      They would never ever make a sound

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  25. Bang on the money the cat is once again this time/Luckily, I am a satisfied customer, with the cat's rhyme. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Glad I can satisfy with rhyme
      Now maybe I should charge a dime

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  26. Went over to read your guest post. It was fun!

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  27. Sadly, there are no airlines worth praising.

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  28. Too many marketing gimmicks, I want to stay away ~

    Your guest post was fun & geez so many books on display ~

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    1. Stay far far away
      Will lead to a better day

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  29. Saw your post at another's lair
    Well done, Pat, I enjoyed my stare
    Fun to see you in another spot
    So many books - you've written a lot

    As to ploys and plots
    To spend our money
    I'd rather sip tea
    With lemon and honey

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    1. Easier to sip
      Then fall for their tip
      Which is a load
      In good old sales mode

      Glad it was grand
      At the other land

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  30. My husband loves to play the lottery. I think it's just a waste of money, but I'm waiting for the day he proves me wrong!

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    1. 1 in 516,000,000 odds of winning or so
      So good luck giving it a go

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  31. This is true.
    The "best" are pooh.
    The unknowns are best. Who knew?
    That would be you.
    And me too.

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    1. Yeah the best indeed
      Lying promos no need

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  32. I've been looking for that great airline. We've gotten where we hate flying and drive if it's the least bit possible.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/09/5775.html

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    1. No such thing I fear
      Rather drive two and just stick the car in gear

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  33. The inlaws love the casinos. I just go for the food. Never ever put my money in those machines. To quote Kanye (even though he's a douche) "She'll Take Ya Money!"

    Going to check out the guest post now :)

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    1. I've done it a time or two
      And won on the roulette wheel at my zoo

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  34. Maybe I need to become an affiliate!!.. But then I would feel like I have to work.

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    1. haha but it can be good pay
      If done right at your bay

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