Friday, September 26, 2014

Catch Each One With My Run!

Little rhyming ass and whoopdi friggin doo have come to pass, but that is just here. What are others that perk up your ear? Are there ones you know? Let's see with my flow.

Nanu nanu!
I stole your shoe.
God will get you for that!
He wouldn't smite a cat.

Dy-no-mite!
He'd blow me out of sight?
Who loves ya, baby?
Marcia, marcia, marcia, maybe?

Eat my shorts.
Some new sports?
No soup for you!
I don't eat it at my zoo.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Unless the bottle you abuse.
Did I do that?
Beats the cat.

Yabba dabba doo!
That beats the cat too.
Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman.
Nope, just a flying trash can.

Just one more thing!
Is it some sort of ring?
You rang?
I never heard a clang.

Here's what happened you say?
The bad guy got away?
Book em, Danno!
All he did was steal a piano.

This tape will self destruct in five seconds.
Curiosity beckons.
To the Batmobile!
Has lost its appeal.

Hey bub!
No, don't want a belly rub.
Kiss my grits!
Nah, the cat likes armpits.

Get them all,
With my catchphrase call?
Come now don't be coy,
Good night, John Boy!

You had to get one or two as the catchphrases came due. At least the first two as they are used all the time at my zoo. See, I at least made it so you could not get a big fat zero. Isn't the cat your hero? Now one more catchphrase has to come to pass as I walk off shaking my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

73 comments:

  1. "This tape will self destruct in five seconds"
    The familiar catch-all remember that one?
    Great catchphrases
    Cut out all the aces
    Tease with a case then solve the problems!

    Hank

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    1. Solve they do
      After a catchphrase of two
      On the case
      Or something else to embrace

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  2. I watched way too much television as a kid - I know almost all of those. Want me to sing the theme to Gilligan's Island? Brady Bunch? We can rebuild him. We have the technology...

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    1. lol could play guitar with them too I bet
      Way too much was also watched by this pet

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  3. I will show my age if I told you as a kid we had no TV.
    Loved the verse.

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    1. haha that would be a while ago
      With no tv to show

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  4. OMG OMG what a trip
    You just let em rip
    Most of them I knew
    My kids watched all at our zoo
    I just recently thought of Flo
    Her "kiss my grits" with a sarcastic glow
    Goodnight Mrs. Calabash I remember too
    When television was really truly new

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    1. can't say i remember when it was new
      Those dogs years don't work that way at my zoo lol

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    2. Dog years, frog years, wicky wacky woo
      I'm going to come back and haunt you
      And maybe do a coup. Hahaha

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    3. haha hopefully you can't smell
      As orlin will be sure to stink you out if here you dwell

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  5. Nobody wanted Bart Simpson's shorts

    digesting fabric is not a sport

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    1. Yeah wearing it for 20 years
      Would leave some in tears

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  6. 'You can't handle the ' is used all the time by those I love,
    And I remember lots of the ones you mentioned above

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    1. haha that one is a fun one to use
      Slip it in and it can amuse

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  7. Those were fun Pat and lots were familiar!

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    1. they all popped on in
      As I went with it at my bin

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  8. Now I've even got a few of the theme songs in my head

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    1. They may stay with you all day
      As they Brady's go on display

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  9. Whoa. That John Boy reference really took me back to my youth. I wonder how many younger people even know that reference. :D

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    1. Haha I bet not many at all
      Seen it long ago at my hall

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  10. I did catch a lot of these phrases
    which was a surprise to me
    I didn't really think before now
    that I had watched much TV

    betty

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    1. haha amazing how many stick in
      Even if you think not much is watched at your bin

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  11. I knew almost all of them. Hard to believe that I only watch TV now when I'm visiting people.

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    1. Not much on now anyway
      99% is crap reality tv on display

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  12. What a trip down memory lane,
    while visiting you again!
    I enjoyed your Bora Bora post,
    and immediately spotted the "feminine" Holy Ghost.
    Don't need any deliveries
    from Poop Senders ~ such miseries!
    Have a great day
    at your bay!

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    1. haha yeah no deliveries from that
      Give it to the holy ghost stat

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  13. Dear Pat, I did get "good night, John Boy" because I watched the Waltons when I was teaching in New Hampshire back in 1972-73. Ralph Waite, who played the father, died just a few months ago.

    You know, Pat, your mind reminds me of a pin-ball machine. Pull the lever and the ball just bounces from one light to another! Your imagination is a wonder. Peace.

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    1. Yeah he just passed a while ago
      Think I watched it 20 years after you at my show haha
      That is a good way to put it
      Just bobs around with each thing I hit

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  14. I remember all of those. Maybe I watched more TV than I thought!

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    1. See, not so un-tv watcher after all
      As you got them all on the wall

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  15. orlin N cassie....

    ya noe who bee even kewler than lurch...cousin it....that dood had a serious hair style hat and sum oh de rockin est shades in all oh holly wood !!

    heerz two a mooneye & mackerull kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. haha cousin IT was grand
      Even your grammar beats his across the land lol

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  16. Knew them all
    At my hall
    Is that sad?
    Nope - I'm glad!

    With Trebek
    I won 't get heck
    I choose "TV" for the pot
    I would win a lot

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    1. Go on the show
      Win lots of dough
      Or could get a deal
      By spinning a wheel

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  17. (oops... extra space in "won't")

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    1. Your knowledge is grand
      Or just age in your land haha

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  19. Manu Nanu
    so many shows in view
    some of these I actually knew

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  20. Didn't steal out piano though
    It was still here when we got home
    and untouched and unplayed
    Despite years of paying tuition bills,
    None of this rhymes
    but no worries
    Im on my dime

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    1. Nothing got the steal
      That is a good deal
      And with a little rhyme
      It works with your chime

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  21. That's OUR piano I meant
    still got the jetlag
    frazzled and fragged

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    1. Let the jetlag take the blame
      For your grammar claim haha

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  22. I know at one time SNL was big on coming up with catchphrases that stuck. They don't seem to have much success with that anymore.

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    1. Nope, not much success with a whole lot anymore
      There at their SNL shore

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  23. Holy cow!
    What a trip down memory lane....
    your post was definitely not in vain!

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    1. Made you rack your brain
      With my catchphrase train

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    1. Seems many did today
      Guess I got the good ones at my bay

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  25. Eat my shorts! Bart was so cool for saying that.
    And Yabba Dabba Do was often said at my mat!

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    1. Did you curl your toes too
      As yabba dabba doo came due

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  26. How very fun
    here under your sun!
    I knew them, too!
    When TV was fun to view!

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    1. Now not that way
      Mostly crap on display

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  27. Even I knew just a few
    But John Boy I remember best
    With all the kids in my parents' nest
    We imitated that many a night
    Telling each other to sleep tight
    Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane
    For bringing back a pleasant thought chain

    And what a cool new header above
    Your artwork I really love

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    1. Caught that one too
      Now 20 to view
      John Boy got said all over
      I bet even to old rover

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  28. I hate to leave a comment when I'm not signed in to Google. Then I have to do it all over, and if I miss it, well, 'that's all folks,' there's nothing, nada, zilch, zip. I guess that makes me the weakest link, goodbye. :)

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    1. haha go all porky pig
      And lose on the weakest leak as you dance a not signed in jig

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  29. ha. i got quite a few at your zoo....even some wolverine too, with fred's yabba-daba-do...and nice bit of mork from ork, nanu nanu

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    1. Those three are sure the best
      Wolverine cuts through the rest

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  30. Really sad that I remember all those. I didn't think I watched that much TV.

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    1. Another that found they do
      Much on to view

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