Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Could Go Another Way If Insecure At Your Bay!


So poor pitiful you,
You have things to do.
But can't get it done.
Time is on the run.

Whatever will you do?
Go poo in your shoe?
Who came up with that?
Bet it wasn't a cat.

Will it ever happen?
Should I keep rappin?
No, probably not.
But I'm hot to trot.

Used it once more,
Betsy keeps count at her shore.
Now what can I say?
Oh yes, go another way.

Instead of poor pitiful you,
Loose a screw or two.
Find another way,
Make it become play.

Let the mind go.
Feel that flow.
Get out of a rut,
Be a bit of a nut.

Give the nut a crack,
Go nutty at your shack.
Hmmm bad words there,
Oh well, just don't stare.

Then find another way.
Easy peasy at your bay.
Crazy has its perks,
Never know what works.

Pull a rabbit from a hat.
Poof, you are more popular than a gnat.
Hmmm maybe have higher hopes,
Or invest in lots of soaps.

Just go another way,
Learn to play.
Let things flow,
Could end up like below.


See, there you are. People remember that near and far. And if you just can't think, at least you can give something a wink wink. Or would that be, hmmm, never mind. I know, the cat isn't kind. The cat is bleepin crass with my bleepin little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

104 comments:

  1. 'Could Go Another Way If Insecure At Your Bay'
    Should try to improvise change to another day
    There are choices
    One not at a loss
    But keep lots of options and maintain your say

    Hank

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    1. Yeah many ways to go
      Just have to be willing at your show

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  2. i hear jerkin
    will give you hair on your palms,
    i guess we all have to pay the alms,
    but might seek them if we go blind
    wait, let me mind
    my manners
    and get my head out the gutters

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    1. I think many would have hairy paws
      If those were the natural laws haha

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    2. whoa....yikes....listen to my twin!
      Oh, where do I begin!
      haha.

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    3. lol gave you a fright
      His comment had bite

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  3. We definitely have more of a choice than we realize
    If we go with the flow more, the tears might dry from our eyes

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    1. Yeah we can decide which flow to take
      Just have to watch out for drowning in a lake

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  4. Anything can be play,
    At your bay.
    Find yourself chewing trees?
    Dredge up some funny memories!

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    1. haha a tree chewer
      Beats a tobacco spewer

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  5. This way will bring
    to Hwy to drive into
    different state..
    of mind?

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    1. A new state
      May also give a better rate

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  6. Change your way and make it play!
    Excellent advice :)
    Thanks,
    Jen

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  7. I hope I don't find any poo in my shoe. I will just blame you!

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    1. haha the cat can take it
      As he is full of umm spit

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  8. Going with the flow's all well and good until you want a pair of those shoes in that window. No mon./no fun and all that good stuff... :)

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    1. haha well if you have no money to start with though
      You may as well just go with the flow

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  9. There are a lot of loose screws around these parts!

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    1. Maybe they need replacing
      Or better spacing

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  10. Trying to keep the nerves at an even keel,
    Stress can make for a nasty deal.

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    1. That it really can indeed
      Never again will I let it take seed

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  11. Which way to go?
    I just don't know,
    Maybe I should find another way!

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    1. Always another way
      All depends on how you want to play

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  12. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. Oh yeah, I magically blocked you
      When that is something blogger doesn't let you do
      Wow, my skills are so great
      Blocking is my fate
      Pffft and pfffft again
      Is all you get from my den

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    2. I've been accused of blocking people before
      and I tried to explain that is impossible at any blog shore!

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    3. Yeah not twitter or facebook or something like that
      If can't get on it is their fault, not the cat

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  13. A adore your post! Our neighbor growing up always said go poo in a shoe and I still don't know the relevance of it!

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    1. lol I think it just rhymes and is easy to say
      So that is why it is said at many a bay

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  14. I agree just let the mind go
    you never know what will flow
    maybe, something fun will show
    plant a seed watch it begin to grow
    hey, you might even make some dough

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    1. Of course you could lose some too
      There at your zoo
      But have fun along the way
      Leading to a brighter day

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    2. there is some risk in things you do
      you might lose that much is true
      so travel the road that is right for you
      who knows what might come into view..

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    3. the last two times I came here
      the new header came into view

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    4. The new header sure likes to show
      And sure have to follow our own flow

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  15. Sorry to hear you have the trots. Oh, my bad, I read that wrong. hehehe

    Some of us may be full of doubts
    wanting to scream and pull our hair out
    as we write the next big hit novel
    but don't you think we'll ever grovel
    here to you at your bay
    because you post every single day
    or because you are so far ahead
    you still fill me full of dread
    when I see another book come due
    and I have to say my best to you
    when I really want to scream and yell
    because it makes me dwell
    on how I haven't published one
    but I'm getting close to being done
    so soon it will be me
    who is published at my sea

    Missed me cat?

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    1. hahaha you just made the cat's day
      Knowing that he makes you full of dread at your bay
      I guess I'll have to get 6 months ahead instead of five
      But then you may not get out alive
      It is easy to do when you get far ahead though
      Then things just go with the flow
      Having books done until April keeps me ahead
      Not sure if those will go further but always something here to be read
      That the cat can do
      As it costs nothing at his zoo
      May have missed you a bit
      No one to hiss and spit

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  16. Poo in your shoe?
    I won't dance with you
    It will squish and you'll wish
    You had said "go and fish"
    If the shoe fits, well wear it
    If you can't Fred Astaire it
    Count the beats in a measure
    My.....Ginger's a treasure
    So it really won't matter at all
    But next dance leave your shoe in the hall

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    1. haha then I can't move
      To any old groove
      If my shoes aren't on my feet
      Or the body will break at the beat

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  17. Let the mind wander, you say? That sounds a little perverse at your bay!

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    1. haha some may stutter
      Others go straight for the gutter

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  18. Well, it seems you read my insecure mind! Do you really think going a little crazy is the answer? Cause I'm willing to try it!

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    1. Yep, be as crazy as can be
      You'll have more fun at your sea

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  19. Always another way for those willing

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    1. Have to try a new path
      And not fear a little wrath

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  20. Keep on truckin', even when it's hard.

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    1. And you have little gas
      Left in your rhyming ass lol

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  21. Love that rhyming and a great way to think on the old adage of "work." Play, just play...

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  22. I, too, want no poo
    In my shoe
    But I'll find a way
    To finish each day!

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  23. Wouldn't like cat poo in my shoe but apart from that a great verse.

    Yvonne.

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  24. Love the rhymes, and it's true we need to keep going.

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    1. Can't stop at our sea
      Have to live with glee

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  25. Never give up
    It's the only course
    to realize your goals
    no matter their source

    Good counsel today at your bay!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah there is a way
      Just some may not pay haha

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  26. "Bad rhythm there." HAHA! Always entertaining at your bay. ;)

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    1. Like to entertain
      As I board the crazy train

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  27. finding new ways to do old things is just right up my alley..and works wonders when you got stuck somehow

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    1. Yeah lets you get things done
      And have a little fun

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  28. I agree. Sometimes I start out writing something with one direction in mind, and after pondering a bit, it goes in a completely new one that I like much better!

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    1. Yeah, just never know how they will go
      Have to let loose and listen to the flow

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  29. Yes, writers can get away with being a nut. Our family, friends, and enemies know we are. Why else do we type away for hours a day with very little pay?

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    1. haha that is very true
      Nutty without much pay coming due

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  30. Crazy I'm good at, it's sanity that leaves me with insecurity!

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    1. Forget sanity all together
      Only brings about bad weather

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  31. Poo in your shoe? MOUSES! Please don't encourage my Auntie Primrose to do that. She just might and yes, she really IS a cat.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. lol which is worse
      Number one or number two?
      Both make you curse
      And ruin the shoe

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  32. I like what you say:
    Find another way
    Quit the "poor me"
    It prevents any glee.
    Don't give up hope.
    Don't drink or smoke dope.
    Keep on keepin on
    Don't go to the bong
    Or else I might need
    To bury your weed.
    With Mary Jane I've gone
    On and on and on
    I don't know why
    Never smoked, I can't lie.
    Never even inhaled
    As a druggie, I've failed.
    Back to your point
    Yes: don't smoke a joint.
    Keep on and don't quit
    Don't be a dimwit.
    But I'm quitting this verse
    'Fore it gets any worse.

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    1. lol I failed too
      Not a druggie at my zoo
      Former roommate picked up my slack though
      He'd give druggies a bad name high and low

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  33. orlin N cassie...how manne guessez due we get for guessin what ewe iz bleepin

    ewe noe uz...we haz finded a way ta print most bleeepinz... frum bass terd ta sonz a bitches... tho we think two morrows goosey post iz kinda tame reeely

    ☺☺☺

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    1. lol let the bleepinz fly
      Bleepin bleep burds need to fry

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  34. I don't need to pull a rabbit out of a hat...maybe just a magical few more hours added to my day.

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  35. Do I keep count?
    High as any amount. lol.


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    1. lol hot to trot
      You keep count of the lot

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  36. I could have sworn I commented on this post
    but I don't see myself anywhere
    now I can't remember what I said,
    I'm sure it was witty and totally fair

    betty

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    1. haha maybe blogger ate it up
      Like crap to a pup lol

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  37. 'Crazy has its perks'....I like it:)

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  38. now that's a slogan for a shoe store

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  39. People will sure stop and look. That is what we need to do.

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    1. That is what we have to try
      So away they don't fly

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  40. I loved this rhyme, Pat. My smile became bigger and bigger as I read the awesome post :) My writing is going another way nowadays :(

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    1. Glad it was grand
      And let it flow which ever way at your land

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  41. Ha, life is too short for insecurity!
    Just letting it flow is the way to go
    don't let insecurity interrupt the flow!

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    1. Can't let it take hold
      On insecurity you can't be sold

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  42. Oh this is too funny and our cats say Heidi-Heidi-Ho

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  43. Writing insecurity
    Leads to obscurity
    So brave the insanity
    To enlighten humanity

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    1. Not sure you can enlighten
      As some sure do frighten
      But you can try
      All else fails, lie

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