Monday, September 1, 2014

How To Make Thee Freak Out With A Scream And Shout!

Ever want to go around blogland and lend a helping hand? No? Well you are in luck today at my show. Now you can do the opposite of that. All thanks to the cat.

Want to tick off Brian,
And leave him sighin?
Stick him in the grocery store.
He'll quickly run for the door.

What about the ninja wannabe?
That one is easy.
Just snatch is guitar.
Warning, you may not get far.

Betsy is easy as well.
One can easily raise a little hell.
Just steal her coffee maker.
She may harm the taker.

Rosey will turn and run,
Just show her a bb gun.
Actually she may back up instead.
Butt shot beats head.

Manzanita and Terry are easy.
No need to get cheesy.
Just grab some worms,
Two for one with wormy germs.

Theresa you can take.
She may drown you in a lake.
But just stop Halloween.
She'll make a big scene.

The Grammar Nazi is an easy win.
You don't even have to leave your bin.
Their are easy ways to annoy.
See what I did they're with joy?

Old one eye is waaay easy too.
Just laugh at her one eyed view.
But she may turn you to stew,
Or flush you down a golden loo.

Steal Adam's fact finding.
Then his teeth will be grinding.
Maybe a facts about no facts will come due.
I bet he'll dedicate it to you.

Mary is easy too.
Just let her dogs eat poo.
Simple stuff I say.
Bad breath all the way.

Just ask the cat if you need to know anymore. He has the inside scoop at his shore. He just scoops it out of the litter box. Their is one for Grammar Nazi Fox. Get it yet? Are you too slow to catch onto the pet? Either way you now know how to stir things up for some blogland mass, all thanks to me little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

98 comments:

  1. 'to go around blogland and lend a helping hand?'
    Many are waiting gleefully putting in some time
    Go then a visiting
    For a blogland fling
    One can never feel lonely with so many friends

    Hank

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    1. True, many out there for a fling
      That you can give a ring lol

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  2. Very good, now do the rest of blogland.

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    1. That take all day
      And some are meh at their bay

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  3. Arming someone with facts can be very dangerous...

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  4. Happy day in every way, tiz easy to tick off people
    Cat knows how, he has a list, goes higher than a steeple
    But if it's cat you want to spoof
    Hide his sandbox on the roof

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    1. lol the cat will then have to improvise
      He'll go in the bathtub after a few tries

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  5. Yes you know me well!
    I live on coffee as you can tell
    But I want to know what annoys you!
    Oh wait, there are 2000 ranting posts here to view.
    Haha

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    1. Well, not quite that many
      But there are plenty.
      Soon you will hit two grand
      There at your land!

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    2. lmao well not all of them are a rant
      But many a thing at my plant
      Nearing 1500 now at my sea
      Of course they won't show until february lmao

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  6. I don't think anything is wrong with grocery shopping!

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    1. Get food and toys
      Could easily bring joys

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  7. take me to the grocery store
    and i will be curled on the floor all fetal
    i can't find a thing...and sometimes yell
    FECAL! oh, not that word exactly

    dude love the new stain glass header

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    1. lmao more than fecal you say
      That must make many run away
      Fecal might make them leave though
      Sounds more contaminating than shit you know

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  8. Ha...ha... way to give away the secrets Pat ~
    Mary will kill you for that, smiles ~
    Enjoy the day, waving here ~

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    1. lol she may send a mutt after me
      But the cat will be ready

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    2. A cashew can full of crap
      Is all packed at my map

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  9. Inside information is always good to have

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  10. Everyone has their own hang ups. Nothing wrong with that. But it is fun hearing about everyone's life. Sounds like normal stuff to us. Happy Monday to everyone.

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    1. Yeah always a hang up or two
      At each and every zoo

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  11. The grammar guy will be after you when he reads
    their, there, they're all used incorrectly at your lair
    cat may get a payback with some of these deeds
    making some bloggers freak out, now we are aware

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    1. haha payback may come due
      But the cat can take it at his zoo
      Grammar Nazi won't throw that big of a fit
      He may just say what is this umm shit lol

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    2. Is there a grammar guy?
      I thought he was a myth
      Does he make grammar fly?
      Is his real name Smith?

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    3. Grammar nazi is around here and there
      But he doesn't really care

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  12. the "truth" is dangerous sometimes
    you're alright while in disguise ...

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    1. Yeah the truth comes out
      Then you make some shout

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  13. When I first started my fact thing, I also did it for my FB friends. I have seen a few copy cats, but it's never ticked me off. For imitation is best form of flattery, and I always chuckle when people quit after a week at most because they got tired of it.

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    1. People think it is easy to do
      Day in day out at their zoo
      Then they fade away
      While facts stay at your bay

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    2. His name is Adam so the original guy
      Let them copy cats flye and cry
      Boo hoo hoo
      Like they're looking for some shoe
      What you gonna do?

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    3. They all die out
      As he continues to shout

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    4. Just ignore that apple... the phone I mean
      Haha keeps going strong at his scene

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    5. Ignore and make a wave
      Go and be brave

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  14. Too funny. LOVE your blog header today.

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    1. A new one does show
      And another will soon be given a go

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  15. thanks for summarizing what is going on
    in the land of blogs
    it saves me from having to read some today
    and that makes me as happy as a log!

    betty

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    1. haha easy as can be
      Just come to my sea

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  16. Hmmm, ol' one eye hasn't turned me into stew yet. Or maybe she's just patiently luring me in with friendship before she strikes. After all, it IS really hard to catch someone with severely limited depth perception...

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    1. lol she will strike when you least expect it
      And you may end up bit

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  17. Cats are so smart. Thanks for the laughs. They're a good way for my week to start.

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    1. A good way indeed
      Plus a holiday taking seed

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  18. Mine's quite easy too
    Take my chocolate and you are through.

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    1. haha you'll kick their butt
      Turn them into a mutt

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    2. I'm with Robyn; no free chocolate at my see
      Take it from me and I will crochet with thee!

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    3. lol that may hurt
      Blood could spurt

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  19. Pushing buttons
    is what you do
    here at your colourful zoo.

    To piss them off
    you find sublime
    hope you're
    having a very good time.



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    1. Can to it with ease
      It's a breeze
      Even old Irish Air
      And here mini man affair lol

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  20. Oh gosh... Those grammar police are gonna be after you, for sure. There gonna be... OOPS! I think you know what I mean.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. haha there gonna get us both
      There gonna send us south

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  21. We are sorta glad, We're not listed at yer pad
    My Human's making me gosh-darn mad
    She doesn't help me visit which makes me sad
    If she doesn't improve, I'll act real bad!

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    1. haha she is too busy with TV
      And that job thing at your sea

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  22. I'm with Betsy. Can't do without the coffee.

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    1. You can have my share
      Here at my lair

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    2. A shoe for two
      Just would not do

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    3. Unless it belongs to Grumpy Goo
      Still beats a bottle of beaver poo
      They call it vanilla and unabashedly too
      This isn't a lie... it's true blue

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    4. Anything beats beaver poo
      Or other crap associated with the loo

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  23. I'm glad I don't visit you often. I see the thanks your loyal readers get. Poor Rosey and Theresa.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/

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    1. lol yes poor poor them
      They may spit phlegm

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  24. I loved this! So cool to see some familiar names worked in there.

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    1. Can work them in with ease
      As the cat likes to tease

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  25. LOL - one of my dogs (Tulip) must have eaten SOMETHING a few weeks ago, as I was at the vet's office spending $$ as her digestive system was out of whack, to put it tastefully - smiles!

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    1. lol blah to the vet bill
      Hopefully she got over that and had her fill

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  26. {{Sigh}} Thinking of comments is too much like work, so we'll just say Happy Labour Day!

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    1. lol going all non labour today
      Way to go at your bay

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  27. Some hell will definitely be raised if Halloween gets taken away.
    I think Rosey would also freak with 666 thrown at her. Maybe I should decorate for Halloween with a bunch of 6's and invite her over ;)

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    1. I'll bring Christmas decorations to your Halloween party. -_-

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    2. Did The Cat say you may drown us in a lake? SHOCKING!

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    3. hahaha that is a good one indeed
      She'd love 666 taking seed

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    4. Christmas decorations would be splendid! Make sure they are the Nightmare Before Christmas ones though, as they are my favorite :)

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    5. haha figures they are
      At your sand bar

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  28. That was fun. I guess taking away my Diet Pepsi would put me in a very bad mood.

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    1. haha I'll add that to the list
      That can't be missed

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  29. It's always fun to see when you write about other bloggers I read. You keep things interesting, Pat! Have a good one!

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  30. Stiring the pot again I see. Always trying to cause trouble that cat is. lol

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    1. Can't let things bore
      Here at my shore

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    2. Always ready to start a riot
      Never on a diet or quiet

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  31. Yep. I run from worms and you should too. You know what they can do to you.

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    1. I kill the suckers at my sea
      Keep them the hell outta me

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  32. Hmmmm...
    Correct grammar, punctuation, spelling and such
    Is also crucial at my hutch
    Drives me crazy when those who pen
    Can't discern what to use when

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    1. haha can drive you nuts with it too
      I'll remember that at my zoo

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