Monday, September 29, 2014

Let's All Sing A Long To When Headers Go Wrong!

So many have seen the cat's face on many a header at my place. There are many versions of me and even some of thee. Almost 20 or so you will randomly get here. Wouldn't it be scary to have 20 versions of my little rhyming rear? But not all go right. Warning, may offend your sight.

You may have seen this.
This was a bit of a miss.
But I used it in fun.
Hey, scared everyone.
 
Need to scare the rats away,
Or to Mary Kirkland's bay,
Feel free to grab and use.
Pat's man boobs can abuse.
 
That is the drawback,
About working with those from the cheap shack.
They barely speak English at all.
You never know what you'll get to put on the wall.
 
 
 Case and point!
Want this on top of my joint?
Grammar Nazi as santa is at play.
I'm sure that would make his day.

Not even sure who the jailbird is.
Maybe I should throw a pop quiz?
Grammar Nazi is throwing the book at him though.
Then look at the other two that show.

One was supposed to have a numb tongue.
Looks like she really popped a lung.
Rather umm err busty too.
Betsy, will a whoopsy do?

Then that is supposed to be a worm.
Around ones neck it does squirm.
She is rather umm err busty too.
Manzi sure dropped a decade or two.

Then there is the cat.
I can be as regal as that.
But I may not have such comic flare.
Plus I have different color hair.


Some just turn out like this,
Good, but a bit of a miss.
Not as provocative as above though.
Grammar Nazi may sure give a ho ho ho.

And now I leave you with a final one.
It will sure make you run.
Cover your eyes while you are able.
This one won't ever go in a fable.


Damn, Pat has some hairy arm pits. I will grab the hair and rip it to bits. So were you scared today? Some of those, mainly Pat, sure had to make you want to run away. Now I will goes wash my eyes and let loose some gas, straight out my ever so regal little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

73 comments:

  1. "have seen the cat's face on many a header"
    And it was a celebrity of sorts of a character
    Holding out on its own
    But not without a moan
    For at times got to put up with Pat's banter

    Hank

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    1. The cat gets around
      Way more than a hound

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    1. hahaha yeah the cat is better to look at
      Then weird cartoon Pat

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  3. a strip tease by your rhyming breeze
    better watch the sleeze your parent rating may drop
    and be visited by the net nanny cop...um
    yeah the one header is a bit suggestive to me...i think
    freud would agree...

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    1. haha if zombie feet doesn't do them in
      I think that sleeze is fine at my bin
      Freud would surely agree
      Suggestive as can be

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  4. Anyone else thinking Frederick's of Hollywood on that last one? bwuahhaa

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    1. lol Maybe I could get a kickback
      For promoting their shack

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  5. Hahahaha
    I love the cat's vers-a-til-a-tee
    Shows adult humor remark-a-bil-a-tee
    A little porn at early morn
    Makes the day bright without a scorn
    Manzi's an athlete, look at her muscle
    Sends out the word, with her you don't tussle
    Man boobs are really much in demand
    If you are a minus, stick your head in the sand
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    Thanks for showing the bloopers
    Much more fun than Alice Coopers

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    1. haha the bloopers need a go
      Every now and then at my show
      Even if man boobs galore
      And you have a worm around your neck at your shore

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  6. I think you figured out why Victoria has a secret!

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    1. haha yeah and didn't even have to use google
      Although it would have been nice to oogle

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  7. The cat manages to keep his cool. Pat, unfortunately, looks like a rhyming fool.

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    1. lol a fool is more fun
      But yeah the cat will run

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  8. Glad the cat is keeping his cool since Pat has lost his. Take care.

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    1. Pat is out to lunch
      A whole friggin bunch

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  9. What in the heck did you say about me
    to make them draw me like a whore, dear kitty?
    lol....

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    1. lmao nothing at all
      That is just their style I guess at their hall

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  10. Weird. They say sex sells, and yet after viewing this I'm not compelled to buy much of anything.

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    1. lmao yeah, leaves a bad taste
      At least money won't go to waste

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    1. lol so wowing, right?
      Such a blah sight

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  12. Should have covered my eyes
    as I got to the end
    fear this picture will forever always be with me
    I hope its not a trend :)

    betty

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    1. lmao a one and done
      No trend on this run

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  13. Some once seen can never be undone,
    Images above will linger and that's not fun.

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    1. haha Just look up zombie feet
      Then such images will hit the street

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  14. Those graphics do require a scrubbing,
    on my brain lobes I am a rubbing,
    to erase that which cannot be unseen,
    I leave here feeling so very unclean!

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    1. lmao need an erase button for your brain
      Think many are aboard that train

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  15. hahaha! sorry I cant stop laugh!!
    Good from you make we can laught in Mondays morning:))
    hey Pat wow!! haha!

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    1. haha a laugh on monday is sure in need
      Better than zombie feet at my feed?

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  16. For fucks sake Cat, why did you have to post those two creepy pics of Pat again? My eyes are bleeding for Christs Sake. I hate to admit this but you look fabulous in the new header. Pat on the other hand, looks like a pile of poo.

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    1. lol zebra thongs just don't do it for you?
      hahaha the cat is more regal than Pat and his poo

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  17. Is that a zebra's head
    Or penis mask instead?
    Or are you just hoping
    to make man, woman or beast turn red?

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    1. haha the turn read is fun
      But would you be inclined to know I actually have one? haha

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  18. Not only does Pat have hair armpits... but take a look at that 6 pack. Bet you thought I was going to point out something else.

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    1. lmao figured you would go there
      But good to stick with 6 pack and hair

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    1. lmao oh what Pat can do
      Here at our zoo

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  20. Everyone saw Pat

    can't unsee that

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    1. lmao what is seen can't be unseen
      No matter how obscene

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  21. A little eye candy for the ladies. I'm down with that!

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    1. haha no need to run and hide
      Along for the ride

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  22. orlin N cassie

    yur dadz man boobz bee bigger N de food servizz gurls boobz:) !!

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    1. haha damn, he better tone those down
      May make many frown

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  23. I stopped after the pirate ship--just a glance was enough.

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    1. lol just a little look
      Here at my nook

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    1. They went wrong indeed
      Here at my feed

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  25. Well no one will be saying you are shy. Now I will go wash each eye

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  26. There are some headers that went wrong
    two light hearted fools on a pirate ship
    to that cat, I'm glad Pat said so long
    I have to say these were a bit of a trip

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    1. lol all wrong indeed
      But fun to shock and awe once at my feed

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  27. My eyes! My eyes!!
    I do appreciate the art, though. Lovely.

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    1. lol yeah the art was well done
      But it can make the eyes run

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  28. Imprinted on my brain, like it or not. First he's in clothes and then he's without. yikes. :)

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    1. haha an imprint to last forever
      Such an endeavor

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  29. Pat a Chippendale wanna be?
    I feel like I need to be tossing one dollar bills at thee.
    Those certainly are some scary headers.
    Post them permanently, you might get some angry mom letters.

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    1. haha hey if it makes me a buck or two
      I'm all for it at my zoo

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  30. Is this your idea of selfie? My eyes my eyes Cat..

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    1. Selfie Monday at my sea
      Scary to many lol

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  31. Oh my, what a sight
    I'm glad it's night
    For if it were morning
    I'd need some warning!

    I like seeing the outtake
    Though it may keep me awake
    Man boobs and a cod piece
    Might a nightmare increase

    A new income for Pat
    Stripping at his mat
    His cats will roar
    As the crowd chants, "More!"

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    1. lol well if it made a ton
      I'd give it a run
      A little strip
      And shake of the hip

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  32. Ha, you saved the best for last!
    All the portraits were a blast,
    but hairy armpits made me gasp.
    Smiles.

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    1. lmao you they have way to much hair
      I'd shave that at my lair

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  33. I agree with others....stick with the cat more pleasurable than hairy armpits.

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    1. The cat wins out
      Have to give him a trout

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