Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Make Them Pay At Their Bay!

So have you ever wanted to make someone pay? I bet you have at your bay. Now I have a tip for you. It rhymes with you too. Seen this a while ago and had to give it a go.

You neighbor is a jerk,
This would be a perk.
You'd surely settle the score.
Wait until you find out more.

That family member is insane.
But you can't ship them on a train.
At least not legally anyway.
But come what may.

Are you in the know?
Ready for it to show?
Just wait and see.
Payback will come for thee.

That boss needs to die.
But then you'd fry.
Don't get all murder crazy.
This will make their eyesight hazy.

A blogger really stinks,
You've given them a few winks.
Maybe you want to stop their mess?
Easy to do if you have their address.

Have you guessed yet?
Nope, is what I bet.
But we are getting there.
Wait for it at my lair.

Your ex left you high and dry,
They even made you cry.
We can't have that.
Get payback, stat!

That mechanic ripped you off.
You could sit and scoff.
But there is a better way,
To make that mechanic pay.

Or anyone at all,
There at your hall.
It could make them mad,
Maybe just a tad.

And what is it?
I think its a hit.
And it rhymes a bit.
Why it's elephant shit.

That is right! Poop Senders will help you in your fight. You have elephant, gorilla and cow. I don't even want to know how. Saw it on DWei's blog a while back. I had to give it a shout out at my shack. Payback that way won't get you thrown in some prison bay. Now you can mail crap in mass. It doesn't even come from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

78 comments:

  1. Made my day reading your verses, Thank you.

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  2. Poop Senders. Wow, you can make money doing almost anything, can't you?

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    1. Yep, can make dough cleaning up shit
      And then sending it haha

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  3. Gee, all I can think of is Pay Back is a bitch..
    but, you might find yourself digging a ditch
    have your read "Glitch of the Witch"
    I may be leaving a subliminal pitch
    this may be off topic but, hey that is ok
    as I like to do things my own way...
    to that I wish you a great day

    It's fall give me a call..

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    1. May be in a ditch
      With quite the itch
      If one has ocd
      And they open a box at their sea
      With crap in it
      Glitch of a Witch is far better by a bit

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  4. Or send it by Pony Express
    Would be no need to compress
    How fresh it would be
    At the door of his sea
    His hair he'd tear out with distress

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    1. haha fresh crap on the door
      Door step would smell like it forever more

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  5. Hey Pat, I know it's a bit weird to randomly get a comment from me but I hope that everything's been going well for you and I'm glad to see that you haven't given up on your daily rhyming way over at your bay, loving the new header as well, hope things have been good!

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    1. A blast from the past indeed
      Been a good while since you came to my feed
      Things are still trucking along
      Like a game of ping pong

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  6. I think you've covered about everyone for me!

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    1. Now you can cover them
      In stuff worse than phlegm

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  7. "Poop Senders will help you in your fight"
    That certainly is a great show one so bright
    Let them have the poop
    It'll make them look good
    Just cannot wait to see the fun, what a sight!

    Hank

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    1. haha pretend it wasn't you
      Or the poop may get thrown in your view

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  8. Well this solution is rather, um, shitty
    But i must admit, it's quite witty

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  9. ha. well i might take you up on how to get them back there is a prac-tical joker here at school that put garlic in my coffee, so uncool and made me drool but i will get back at that fool

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    1. Look on the plus side
      You won't have any worms.

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    2. lmao oh that would be as nasty as can be
      Have eaten raw garlic at my sea
      It is nasty enough when you know it is coming
      But not knowing would leave you more than humming
      May have to use the crap
      But Manzi's right, no worms will fill your gap

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  10. lol I've seen this I think I even did a blog post about it a long time ago. I think it's funny.

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    1. Yeah it would be quite fun
      Send it and watch then open and run

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  11. Now there is a gift worth giving an enemy

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    1. Can give and give
      Their nostrils may not live

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  12. Do they give discounts for bulk? You can truly sell anything with the internet

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    1. I bet they do
      Bulk for crap at your zoo

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  13. I was anticipating what the payback and method of revenge would be,
    But as usual, your unique creative plan really surprised me.

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    1. haha there are many things out there
      Sad some of them but they are rare

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  14. Having a mailman for a husband, I cannot support the mailing of pooooooooo (elephant or otherwise).

    ew

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    1. lmao that would sure stink
      Bring any mailman to the brink

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    2. Literally and figuratively speaking. ;)

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    3. Might weigh a bunch too
      That just add to the crap that came due

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  15. Hahahaha!!! This was SO entertaining. Laughing! Are you sure we can't ship those insane family members off on the train? Legally? ;-)

    Clever cat.

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    1. That would sure be grand
      But nope, stuck with them in your land

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  16. A very interesting way to pay someone back
    I have a lot of it in my back yard
    I think I might take you up on this
    and pack so and ship them to those near and far!

    betty

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    1. haha free just pay for shipping
      I'm sure the recipients won't be back flipping

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  17. I'm obviously in the wrong line of work.

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    1. Yeah clean up dung and make dough
      Something all should know

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  18. Now I know what I should have done
    With the raccoon poop left under my sun
    I could have packaged it and shipped it to
    Someone who'd made me really stew

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    1. That would sure be grand
      Of course you may start a rabies outbreak across the land

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  19. That first one sure works for us!

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    1. Bet they'd cry
      If you threw it in their eye

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  20. that's a package I wouldn't' sign for

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    1. Could avoid the sign
      As it wouldn't smell divine

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  21. I would hate to work at Poop Senders! ha.

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    1. Yeah that wouldn't work with my ocd
      It would be way too nasty

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  22. If you're in need of any more poopies, just give me a call.
    Ten of us cats here and use the litter box do we all!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. haha damn that has to add up indeed
      But yeah 10 cats also at our visiting feed

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  23. orlin N cassie

    we dinna knead ta know thiz....troo lee..... ☺☺☺☺☺

    sew much for tossin R turds.....now we will save em... & stock pile em...noe pun intended..... until they knead ta bee put ta use.....tho come to think of it we mite knot bee abe bull to keep up with de poop that kneads ta go out..!! ♥

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    1. Yeah you'd have to eat an awful lot
      To keep up the orders that are brought

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  24. You certainly have a vivid imagination Pat. Great post.

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    1. Not much to imagine there
      They take care of that at ones lair

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  25. Well if I am so desperate
    but I am not, so let it be ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. haha no need to send
      If things can amend

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  26. My husband does that in the car. He always wants to teach someone how to drive by gesturing at them and honking. I can't seem to convince him it doesn't do any good. He's just wasting his energy...let them figure out how to drive on their own.

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    1. Not sure how some people survive
      As they really need to learn how to drive

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  27. I'd hate to be responsible for shipping and especially handling:)

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    1. Yeah sooo nasty in every way
      Have to be a lot of pay

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    1. lol crappy all the way
      Giving one a craptastic day

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  29. Hmmm, I wonder if they charge extra to ship it since it is flammable? Wanna check into that for the rest of us?

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    1. lol no extra shipping is had
      So that isn't bad

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  31. Mailing poo
    Not a thing to do
    The day you would rue
    If COD came through

    And what a to-do
    If one said "Boo"
    Running to the loo
    For a shipment come due

    Do you know of this site? http://new.poopoopaper.com/
    Where all comes to light
    And odour-free paper
    Has no vapour

    All kinds of things
    Made from droppings
    They're making a killing
    On animals' spilling

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    1. Damn, never knew that
      Such profitable scat
      More than manure
      As it has its allure

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  32. I didn't know what I was talking about

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    1. Did not know
      Does anyone ever at my show?

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  33. What if outdated sin at show?
    Maybe better let them go?

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    1. Yeah let them take a hike
      Then get on with like

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  34. So many crazies in the world
    except for me (and you?)

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    1. Well a little crazy at my bay
      But that is okay

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  35. Hahaha... I know a couple people I might enjoy sending some sh--.

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    1. Send it to them all
      Watch as they hit the wall

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