Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Round Twenty Six With Stones And Sticks!

So another round has come due. They sure must like being in view. The strange just never stop coming here. I guess they like my little rhyming rear. Hopefully not literally though. That would be creepy you know.

"fat person on ground laughing"

What they can't be standing? Maybe you just want to see them expanding?

"batrachophagous animals"

There are many I bet. But sorry, no frogs for this pet.

"ayahuasca herz"

Going to get high? Hope you don't die.

"if i had a nickel i buy a pickle"

If I had a dime, I'd make you suck a lime.

"mooning granny"

So you like a wrinkly fanny? I guess you are uncanny.

"Sly stuff in my brain"

What kind of stuff? Is it like your teddy bear and just fluff?

"Nic Cage the astronaut hair plunger"

Ummm errr a swirly for Cage? That might bring rage.

"Cats in my ear"

No Q-tip will work I fear. Hope you can still hear.

"I ned a dat tat fin brah"

Good luck with that brah, you may just get a hahahaha.

"My fridge is talking to me"

Call a Ghost Buster quick. He will stop that dick.

"Yowling mating humans"

Errr ummm none here. The blue guy may be able to help with such a cheer.

"My little toe is hurting"

As long as blood isn't spurting you can continue flirting.

"Can I jump off a building and live"

Give it a try, I'd bet nothing that you fly.

"Horse treats taste great"

I'll take your word for it, mate. Is eating hay or grass your fate?

And the winner for today really will make you go wtf at your bay. I guess they are hard up or something. Could be a bad choice of words at my wing.

My neighbors orgy won't let me play

That could be good you know. No, std's could show. Although if the neighbor is within hearing you may have to suffer through their ummm cheering. Not sure how with each pass these nuts find my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

90 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. A simple "1"
      would have got it done!
      Try again
      and put that streak to an end!
      lol...

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    2. The cheer squad
      Here to applaud
      As she can't get up early
      Or she may get squirrely lol
      Can only get #1 once a year
      When 24 posts come near

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    3. I love you, Pat, but not enough
      to leave my bed and coffee cup.
      haha.

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    4. lol can't say I blame you
      I'd want sleep too

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  2. I don't get anything like that. LOL
    I'm up late tonight...or is it early? I tried to beat Hank but it just wasn't to be..even Adam beat me to it..lol

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    1. lol be late there I guess
      Yeah they sure come here to confess

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  3. "fat person on ground laughing"
    That can be really something
    Must he get up
    Do a stand up
    Comedy and laughs are not boring

    Hank

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    1. A stand up routine
      Would be quite the scene

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  4. You get the strangest dudes to visit
    Not necessarily ones exquisite
    They must be sniffing liquid soap
    To write like such a dopey dope

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    1. Or drinking it
      More than a bit
      Trying to make colorful spit
      Or maybe umm shit

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  5. Who you gonna call - Ghostbusters!
    Astronaut hair plunger? What on earth does that mean?

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    1. Not even gonna try and guess that one
      But clearly of his hair they are making fun

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  6. How very odd, your blog isn't showing up on my feed at all. =(

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    1. Hmph, some do that to me too
      Can get rather screwy at the blogland zoo

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  7. Lovely post!

    Please follow me via GFC if you haven't.
    New Post Up On The Blog: Carpe Diem

    With Love,
    Monique (The Slim Kid Inside)

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  8. Creeps definitely abound
    on your ground!
    But you always eject them
    with nary a sound!

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    1. They get shot into space
      Leaving a smile on my face

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  9. Have to admit those gave me a laugh
    even if they had some spelling gaffs.

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    1. Special spelling would be stretching it
      But they sound special more than a bit

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  10. Nothing better than a cat in your ear!

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    1. Yeah as long as no hair is left
      That could leave one lopsided with such heft

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  11. Mooning granny? I sure hope they meant something else by that because that is just disturbing!

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    1. lol maybe they are old and want a granny
      To umm errr touch their fanny

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  12. Some of those are really funny. I think of these posts when I do a write up. I just did one for Depend undergarments and we had to use the hashtag 'drop your pants' for the sponsor. I was cringing. Hopefully the nuts will bypass that phrase over at my place, since there are so many others doing it at the same time too. :)

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    1. hahaha and now that you left it here
      They may find my little rhyming rear
      Drop and moon
      They can come and swoon

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    2. I'm sorry to say 'drop your pants' on your blog, buwahahahahahaha

      Finally a little payback (woot!)

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    3. lmao already got them here from shot in the butt
      Not another butt following at my hut

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  13. You do seem to attract the nuts. I guess that is better than wrinkly butts.

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  14. Funny phrases here today
    When the rhymers come to play
    Some like granny, some eat hay
    For me, I'll just watch the bay.

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    1. A better thing to do
      Then those above at my zoo

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  15. '"fat person on ground laughing" ~
    what an exercise and fun of it!

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    1. haha yeah that is true
      At least some exercise is coming due

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  16. Nothing could ever possess me to buy a pickle
    My taste buds are way too fickle

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    1. haha yeah never eat those
      They are new lows

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  17. You could never find a lime for ten cents

    citrus can be quite a thing of expense

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    1. Maybe in a land far far away
      Or take them off a tree at some far away bay

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  18. Horse treats do taste good since they consist of Apples and Carrots. So that one is true. And you don't even have to eat hay and grass. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Hmmm there you go
      Apples and Carrots work for my show

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  19. Too funny, and maybe a little scary ~ mooning granny!??? Loved your rhyming responses! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. Yeah mooning granny would scare
      Don't need to see a grannies down there lol

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    1. The crazies can do that
      As they visit the cat

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  21. with neighbors like that
    I think I would have to move
    that type of behavior
    has never been my groove

    betty

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    1. Yeah be something to see
      And make one want to flee

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  22. Those are hilarious! I wonder how a cat got in that person's ear.

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    1. Maybe it is a giant
      Who is rather defiant

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  23. My goodness here we go again
    You wonder where their minds have been
    It had been a while since my last look
    To see if I attract any such kook
    Alas, most of mine are snowflake related
    I fear my blog is winter fated
    But one of my pattern books made the list
    For that, I surely will pump a fist!

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    1. Hey, that is grand indeed
      There at your feed
      I guess the nuts just like me
      And the crazy kitty

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  24. ha - usually it's not my fridge that is talking to me but the chocolate inside... psssh...it says "eat me.."

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    1. haha and give your lips a lick
      Then eat it some slick

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  25. orlin N cassie

    we had ta send copee & paste ta look up batrachophagous

    sew they came bak N said feedin on frogs

    N we wuz like noe, thiz is ocean fish in R bowls...why ya askin

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    1. haha no frogs for you?
      You never know, could be froggy fish in view

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  26. Lots of weird stuff, but the misspelling could happen because they are on a rush ~ Good to see you Pat ~

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    1. That is could indeed
      Happens to us all at every feed

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  27. I guess stand up comics are too routine;
    Now fatsos laughing on the ground are making the scene.
    But laughing is a great exercise, you know,
    And the only one I do regularly. (Does it show?)

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    1. haha nothing wrong with a little chuckle
      After all there are other holes on the belt buckle

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  28. Thankyou for the early morning smiles :)

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    1. Glad it brought a smile
      As I added to the nutcase pile

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  29. Horse treats taste great!!! That for some reason reminds me. My niece gives her horse a cigarette to chew and it is suppose to get rid of worms. I guess that is how the old timers did it. Maybe we should try it.

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    1. lmao hmmm kill worms get cancer or some sort
      Bad trade off at ones court

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  30. I hope they got the cats out of their ear

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  31. I guess one might need a ghostbuster
    if they gather at your lair in a cluster

    I just saw the amazing new header
    all those characters make it better

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    1. Fun to get all in one
      As I gave the header a run
      Who you gonna call
      A 30th anniversary edition came out today at the movie hall

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    2. haha..is it a limited edition?

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    3. lol nope, not limited or special at all
      Just giving the who you gonna call

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  32. Quite a fun reading game,
    this hall of fame :)

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  33. Well, I thought I was going to win with all the "fat girls riding tiny ponies" that seem to keep finding my blog. But that orgy one took the cake.

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    1. lol well yours is sure a winner
      Brings forth many a sinner

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  34. Did have a few laughs at this, Enjoyed the read,

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  35. My neighbours orgy won't let me play
    With yowling mating humans on display

    It's a wonder that all things batrachophagous
    Don't lead to eruptions in the esophagus

    I definitely heard the fridge calling my name
    But when I opened the door it halted its game

    And one last thought about the cat in my ear
    Nah, forget it, time for a beer


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    1. lol I think many a beer
      Surely had to come near
      For someone to type such things
      Or their brain grew wings
      And just flew away
      To some far off bay

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  36. You sure do get a lot of weirdos. Makes you wonder where they come from.

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    1. With 7 billion people out there
      Weirdos abound to my lair

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