Friday, September 12, 2014

Sit And Fret With An Are We There Yet?

The other day the cat was in the car and of course one of those whiny humans was as we went to that other sand bar. The cat had to plug his ears, worse than rusted car gears.

Are we there yet?
Is a safe bet.
It always come due.
A time or two.

Nope, a ways to go.
Look at that wind blow.
I'll bite your toe.
Then you can crow.

Are we there yet?
Does it look like the needs are met?
Does it look like the car is stopped,
And out you are plopped?

I have to pee?
Leave me be.
Hold it I say.
Yeah, the cat is mean at our bay.

I still have to pee.
Still leave me be.
Look at the sky.
Think about pie.

Are we there yet?
No, you can't pet.
Keep those fingers away.
Kitty doesn't want to play.

I really have to pee.
Clench each knee.
Geez, we need a litter box,
Or maybe just use your socks.

Are we there yet?
Needs still aren't met.
Look for something blue.
I am not giving you a clue.

I am going to pee.
You better stay away from me.
Go in a bush.
Careful for things may bite your tush.

I no longer have to pee.
It came out of me.
Are we there yet?
Nasty and annoying you are to the pet.

Never fear, a bathroom was found near. One of those nasty public restroom places. Pat made a few nasty faces. Cassie just rolled her eyes. Don't they ever get tired of the same old cries? The cat may just prefer the canine mass. At least all they do is sniff my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

65 comments:

  1. 'Sit And Fret With An Are We There Yet?'
    Just sit down and, Check' try not to forget
    If you have to pee
    Just do it easy
    Not get others involved in problems, drats!

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah, no need to get bitter
      Just bury it in litter

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  2. A child peed in your car? That is disgusting!

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    1. lol no, saved the day
      And got them to the rest stop bay

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  3. Body functions do demand
    Make a visit to the sand
    Fly to the moon I'd rather not
    I'd have to stop and pee a lot
    A trip to Mars would be a blast
    But would the kidneys really last

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    1. If frozen in space
      Wouldn't piddle all over the place
      But could you unthaw?
      Not sure on that law

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  4. When riding in the car when the kidling was wee
    She always had to pee when she saw the sky, leaves, or a tree...
    "But I have to mark my territory"
    Was her unvarying plea!

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    1. haha as bad as a dog
      Least she didn't eat a brown log

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  5. Eewww "I no longer have to pee it came out of me"?!?! That must have been an awful stench for a road trip!

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    1. lol the cat has done it once or twice
      And yeah, didn't smell nice

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  6. The thing about rest stops is you almost never know when they'll show up.

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    1. That is very true
      Off to the woods one may need to go to use the loo

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  7. Worst is when they just went and then they have to go again

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  8. What an annoying ride that must have been!

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  9. That sounds like some of the trips that my family made during my child hood. Those are mighty long trips. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. They sure can take a while
      And you eventually have to do something vile

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  10. For marking/mapping the territory
    keep practicing to feel a free of worry :)

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    1. haha practice you say
      May get me arrested at my bay

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  11. We're going on an 8-hour road trip next Tuesday, so I'm not looking forward to this part of it. I have to pee a LOT! My husband's a smoker and I won't let him smoke in my car, so he'll probably be happy for the numerous breaks.

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    1. haha well i guess there is a perk to having to pee a lot
      At least for him as a smoke break is caught

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  12. Long trips have many consequences...at least no one threw up.

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  13. If I had a rest stop every time nature called I'd never get anywhere.

    By the way Pat, Thanks for the comment, much appreciated.

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    1. Have to hold it in
      To get away from our bin

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  14. Last time I went into a rest stop restroom there was at least 5 wasps flying around inside it. I totally freaked out and left.

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    1. haha yeah I'd rather go in a bush
      Then ever step in there with my tush

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  15. The truth of this post is so right on
    So many memories of days long gone
    Love the title of this post, too
    Have a similar one queued next week at my zoo

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    1. haha got one ready at your sea
      In sync a bit are we

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  16. Hurrah for the loo, sorry the search for one bothered you. :D

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    1. lol the cat doesn't like it
      No one bit

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  17. orlin N cassie....rockin new header with de ocean N moon

    N next car trip....a kindle; and a not so new world, a not so perfect world, cassie and the wildcat series.......

    heerz two an anchovee & sar deenz kinda week oh end ♥

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    1. They would sure last a while
      Then A Not So Barren World could change the dial

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    1. Car trips are a pain
      As you change each lane

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  19. Ha, this is so right on! Traveling with grandkids even for a couple hours one hears constantly, "Are we there yet??"

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    1. haha that is the most common car trip chime
      I bet it would even be said by a mime

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  20. Having to go without a potty to fill the need,
    Can be a very great misery indeed.

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    1. That it can as one must hold
      Waiting for a pot of gold

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  21. Public bathrooms aren't so nice
    They might have spiders, worms and mice
    But when a gal's gotta pee she won't think twice
    Any toilet will suffice.

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    1. haha can't hold it in
      Rather go to a public place of sin?

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  22. When son was a young child he had to go a lot
    we got to be very clever where we stopped
    so glad as he grew so did his bladder
    made car trips much more pleasant since we didn't stop a lot

    betty

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    1. Yeah easier when you can just go
      And they can hold it as they grow

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  23. search high and low
    as someone needs to go
    and you don't want it to flow
    as that might smell you know

    haha the header with the full moon all aglow
    just appeared here at your show..haha

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    1. Full moon at night
      A light hearted fool's delight
      Fool moon in the day
      And someone is crazy at their bay lol

      The cat has done it a time or two
      And yeah, it was rather ewww
      Peed on cassie too
      She was not happy with his choice of loo

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  24. Kids always pick the worst time to have to go
    Once we were in the bad part of Chicago
    I have to pee! she was saying
    If we get out of the car, there will probably be a mass slaying.
    Bars on the shop windows and gangsters around
    Pee your pants, we'll clean up in the next town.

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    1. lmao a wise choice indeed
      Over a slaying taking seed
      In that case my ocd would lose
      Rather pee as away from there I cruise

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  25. If they have to pee
    You'd better listen
    Or you will be faced
    With a lot of pissin'

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    1. lmao hopefully the pants will soak it up
      unless they are bare like a pup

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  26. That is exactly what I will be saying on our trip to Montana to visit Manzanita. Are We There Yet!!???

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    1. As long as you don't pee in the car
      You will go far

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