Sunday, September 7, 2014

The Slacker Rhyme Just One Time!

Everyone and there dog can do this. Yep, even the butt sniffers can have a little rhyming bliss. But the cat thought he would just show that you can make anything rhyme in a row.

I bet I gotcha.
Gotcha smutcha.
Did you just turn orange?
Orange porange.

Wow, you must be ecstatic.
Ecstatic schmatic.
Now all can rhyme gigantically.
Gigantically figantcally.

Spell check is in displeasure.
Displeasure, smishpleasure.
Must think I'm off my rocker.
Rocket, focker.

Quoting a movie?
Movie, shmovie.
Notice how S is a whopper?
Whopper, smopper.

So just add S in unison.
Unison, moonison.
Well the screwed that theory.
Theory, smeory.

Make up your psyche.
Psyche, likey.
Guess I need to change the locks.
Locks, schmocks.

That the same as schmucks?
Schmucks, ducks.
That one was real.
Real, teal.

Two in a row.
Row, schmo.
Make that three.
Three, schmee.

Your streak is diluted.
Diluted, smitooted.
Passing gas at house?
House, schmouse.

What if I go ummm duck.
Duck, schmuck.
So it is a backwards challenge?
Challenge smallenge.

Are you one of those rhymers at your sea who make fake words up with glee? Just nod and agree. I know you like it easy. Easy peasy! See, I even let it come to pass. But no need to force rhymes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

74 comments:

  1. 'you can make anything rhyme in a row'
    Takes talent to do that you must know
    To force a rhyme
    is not a crime
    Just to make sure it will give a good flow

    Hank

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah a force can work
      As long as the flow is still a perk

      Delete
  2. Oh I might be able to do that, make up my own rhyming words. And I have done that. It is great fun. Happy Sunday to you Pat.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Could create some indeed
      And have some fun at your feed

      Delete
  3. I do and have done made fake words.
    Great poem Pat, enjoy your Sunday.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Since I write science fiction, I make up a lot of words.
    You may have diluted your streak, but Hank's is still going.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Pat and the Cat the master here
      Hank is happy to be the follower

      Hank

      Delete
    2. Bah, a little diluted is okay
      Still haven't missed a day in 3 years 4 months, including future posts, at my bay

      Delete
  5. Some leave fake words?
    Why those little turds! Lol.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Talks for the tip
    Now I have to give it slip
    words & fake words
    mix and smatch, mash & swords ~

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha you did it well
      Faking can be swell

      Delete
  7. MOL! Your little rhyming S did good!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Nodding and agreeing. I love made up words;)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah they can work out
      When needed out and about

      Delete
  9. Replies
    1. Glad you like
      As 2 more joined the hike

      Delete
  10. I just asked my stepdaughter how young people say "cool" because I'm at a loss when I'm writing. She said it's "chill." So I have to work that into my writing vocabulary. "That chocolate cake was chill." I don't think I'm using it right!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hmmm isn't chill supposed to mean calm down?
      When did it switch to cool at each town?

      Delete
  11. If I didn't know better, I wouldn't know better
    If I didn't know less, I'd have to confess
    Happy Monday, Happy punday

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Going all punny
      Can you pun up a day that's sunny

      Delete
  12. Replies
    1. Just add a few
      Never know what can come due

      Delete
  13. fake words
    words, absurd
    esteemoticon is an emoticon
    that is uplifting, surely it is a word,
    word, gesticulaturd
    or turned to make it seem a word,
    word, beguilestered.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yours are sure big
      But the bigger the rig
      The more they may be bought
      A real they could be taught

      Delete
  14. making up words
    could be a bit absurd
    in a land of make believe
    many words had to leave
    fiblieve, it is really fitrue
    old words were tossed
    some wandered lost
    under a large woowillow
    resting on a mossyfillow
    enjoying a winnooze..haha

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha tossed and made
      A tit for tat trade
      But one holds true
      That's whoopdi friggin doo lol

      Delete
  15. You can't rhyme orange

    I've tried

    purple is about the same

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well that isn't fully true
      You got Blorenge and sporange to come due

      Delete
    2. hey what about flurple..that rhymes with purple.
      and even chirple..haha

      Delete
    3. Fluple sure does work
      Nurple is also a perk

      Delete
  16. I don't make up my own rhyming words
    but I work with doctors who make up whatever they darn please
    and it can be very frustrating to try to figure it out
    worse than a dog having fleas

    betty

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha yeah that would be a pain in the butt
      Better off trying to decipher a mutt

      Delete
  17. ...I'm still laughing. Love it! :D

    ReplyDelete
  18. Very Doctor Seuss
    shloose, loose,
    makes your tongue
    twist, shist.

    ReplyDelete
  19. What’s this?
    New words?
    New lingo?
    Rather play bingo!

    Nah, I love to make up words
    Kaflooey and squiffy are favourites I use
    Such joy in pronouncing them
    As the language I abuse

    Fun to mess about
    And tradition to flout
    A schmee and a schmoo
    Are great fun to do

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha kaflooey I've heard before
      Or some variation at my shore
      squiffy is a new one though
      That like jiffy at your show

      Delete
    2. Squiffy, to me, means broken or amiss
      Like when a computer decides to hiss
      Or if a door decides not to shut
      "It's squiffy!" I say, at my little hut

      Delete
    3. haha makes sense indeed
      Many things are squiffy at my work feed

      Delete
  20. Yep, some should
    if they would
    change the locks
    for the schmock ex
    time to say next
    Do the happy dance
    for a better romance
    See, I made up a poem, too
    from your rhymes at your zoo
    lol :)


    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol just went with the flow
      And away you go
      A happy dancing romantic
      Hopefully things don't get frantic

      Delete
  21. Yep, I make up new words, usually to songs I don't know.
    Helps me to keep up, with the beat and the flow.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha just muddle through it
      And you can sing to the hit

      Delete
  22. You found a word to rhyme with orange! MOUSES! This is gonna change the rhymin' world as we know it. Have the newspapers found out about this? When they do, they're gonna be callin' for interviews. Callin' from all around the world.

    Uh, you do know that I, Nerissa the Cat, fancy myself as a bit of a reportin' cat, right? Can I get an exclusive?

    Purrs,
    Nissy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha the words are out there if you look
      The cat will always give a report to felines first at his nook

      Delete
  23. For fantasy writing, new words do come into play,
    And I often make up odd words to express anger or excitement day to day :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha yeah when you can't swear
      New words come without a care

      Delete
  24. I sometimes say non-words by mistake
    Then I pretend they're not fake
    And all kinds of scrabble rules, I break
    It's trboekkawwyzx, for goodness sake!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Not sure many would buy that
      They'd make you change it stat

      Delete
  25. lack of slack
    too early surreally

    ReplyDelete
  26. Once again you prove your rhyming skill
    Gives all of us reading this a thrill
    Is there a such thing as an unrhymable word?
    If there is, it's probably not one you've heard

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah I can get it done
      Even if I have to use make up word fun

      Delete
  27. Schmuckers make everyone schpucker
    If you are in a schlump get out of your schfunk!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol schjust like schthat
      Easy peasy is where its at

      Delete
  28. I am not adverse to fake words. :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Maybe one day they will be real
      If you spin such a wheel

      Delete
  29. I can't rhyme on a dime... so I would have to make words up.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Make them up as you go
      Just have the flow

      Delete