Saturday, September 27, 2014

Weird And Wacky, Maybe Even Tacky!

You know where you can go as I have said at my show. But what can you do if you want some dough at your zoo? Easy as can be. You can dance naked with glee. Don't believe me? Just wait and see.

You can do this or that,
To be a rich cat.
Or at least get some pocket change,
There on your range.

Write anything on a cookie.
That would impress a wookie.
Do a Mickey Mouse impression.
Maybe some type of confession?

Dance like a horse holding a sign.
My, wouldn't that be divine?
Be an eye popper!
Might call a copper.

Be a redneck and get drunk.
You already seen that funk.
Say anything while washing dishes.
My, I can see the wishes.

Do 5 pushups with a child on your back.
That is a winner at every shack.
Text someone a picture of your creepy face.
That is one all must embrace.

Hit your friend in the stomach or face.
That sure will be bought at a high pace.
Send you positive thoughts.
That will be bought lots.

Write your message and make a creepy doll hold it.
That one will be an instant hit.
Cast an ancient return love spell.
Warning, you may end up in hell.

Be your night owl friend.
Awww bet it's a growing trend.
For 30 minutes I will chat about anything.
Yep, growing like talking through cups and string.

Share my favorite fake blood recipe.
Oh golly gee whiz, will thee?
Prank call someone for you.
Oops, caller ID came due.

Make a crazy face.
Another face embrace.
Run mayonnaise on my fat belly and sing happy birthday!
Ummm errr okay!

See, there is much you can do to make some dough at your zoo. Sadly, yes all of these are true. They are being done just for you. Would you not like the last? I bet it would be a umm blast. I guess you could do all in mass, just don't tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

59 comments:

  1. Do 5 push ups with a child on your back.
    That can really be a strain not just a slack
    A strong frame
    Not being lame
    Can surely bring the dough that's for a fact

    Hank

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    1. Well if the kid weighs 10 pounds or so
      Not so hard ti give a go
      30 or 40 then yeah be rough
      And prove he has some stuff

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  2. So true. Depending on your audience and "the right place at the right time scenario" and with the right idea, the cat can become rich!

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    1. The cat is about as rich as a rock
      But that could come as no shock lol

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  3. Lots of jobs to do at home
    No need to look for work and roam
    Check this list I'm sure you'll find
    The perfect work, just your kind

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    1. can do with ease
      It's a breeze
      Even play
      Make money all day

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    1. Yeah five is nothing at all
      Need 50 to at least be thought un-wimpy at his hall

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  5. creepy dolls def have it all...you could prop her in the hall to greet all that come to visit...should they may..it their pants if she gets up and dances but to make money you have to take chances

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    1. haha have to take a chance
      Even with a creepy glance
      And hey you can scoop and sell the shit
      So win win with such a hit

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  6. Ha, five pushups I think I could manage! Easier than a Mickey Mouse imitation!

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    1. I think five many could indeed
      Mickey would be rough to take seed

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  7. We all have to be on the alert for the creepy dolls!

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    1. Yeah eat them if they come near
      They can be something to fear

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  8. That darn caller ID has killed the fun of making prank calls!
    We used to have fun in residence in university calling the guys with various pranks. It's quite interesting the lengths people will go to today for some $$$ or attention. Fun post, Pat! Company coming ~ no time for me to rhyme today! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. Enjoy the company at your sea
      Yeah people will do just about anything online for money

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  9. Did you feel positive flow? -
    I send it to you
    every time while at your floor. :)

    There are no bad or good roles
    only those which fit or not your scroll.

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    1. A positive flow
      Not sure at my show
      Still in the same old place
      With the good old rat race
      Those that fit
      Sure become a hit

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  10. Well you always surprise me (in many ways) creepy dolls? Uh?

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    1. The cat keeps you on your toes
      Bet the creepy dolls have creepy clothes

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    2. haha a smaller retort than R
      Here at my sand bar

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  11. regardless of what weight is your own your back

    a lot of Americans need to do push-ups to work off those many snacks

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  12. No creepy dolls or funny faces
    I would rather go out to space
    & find a new world, maybe a new place
    & start my own human race

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    1. haha good luck with that
      Maybe could create the species of the cat

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  13. ha - that ancient return love spell think may be a bit risky

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    1. Yeah may be a risk indeed
      Better off going out and doing the deed

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  14. Those sure are some mighty interesting ways for the cat to become rich. But it all depends on what the definition of rich is.
    Have a great Day Pat.

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    1. Yeah I think we'd avoid all of those
      Some would just cause woes

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  15. Or.. here is a way to make money sign up for Fund Me. You give everyone a sob story and they send you money.

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    1. haha there you go
      I could give a good sob story at my show

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  16. Ah yeah, the days of pranking were much funner without caller ID. ;)

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    1. Yeah can't get away with anything at all
      Now when you give a prank call

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  17. Well now I know how to get rich quick.

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  18. I think I will keep the job that I have
    most of these are not my type
    wonder if they are profitable
    or just a lot of hype?

    betty

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    1. I think a a few have made some dough
      But damned if I know

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  19. Wow. I didn't realize there were all these ways to make money. I think I'll stick with writing!

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    1. Yeah probably a better bet
      And the needs will get met

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  20. So what if I told you
    I was a Nigerian Princess
    And needed a small investment
    Would you give me your business? :-)

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    1. haha you'd be outta luck
      Could send you a big old buck?

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    2. Well... better than none
      Under my sun

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    3. haha but the loonie won't go far
      At your sand bar

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  21. You could always make truck loads of dough,
    By lying and cheating and being low,
    Just ask politicians and the bankers in power,
    They have fat wallets and live in a grand ivory tower.

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    1. That they surely do
      As they walk on their golden shoe

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  22. Quite a few ways to make money,
    Especially if the weather is Sunny,
    Though money is not everything
    It's good to be as free as a bird on the wing.

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    1. Money makes one free
      To do what they wish at their sea

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  23. Can make money doing the strangest things

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    1. That many can indeed
      Just depends if they want such things to take seed

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  24. YouTube proves this to be true every day. Some of the dumbest shit people do to make money at their bay.

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    1. Yep, youtube people have it down
      As they are off to idiot town

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