Wednesday, September 10, 2014

You Must Pick Or Get Beat With A Stick!

Ever have that dumb question at your sea about which is better to thee? And it isn't so dumb to ask. But then you MUST answer one of the other and pull back the mask.

Answer what I ask,
It's an easy task.
Just pick one.
Both don't count in my run.

Batman or Superman?
Can't be a both fan.
Broccoli or pickles?
No picking ice sickles.

Cats or dogs?
Easy, the one with no brown logs?
Gerbils or Rats?
No, you can't pick gnats.

Hat or bow?
Neither can't show.
Car or truck?
No saying umm duck.

Ninjas or ninja wannabes?
Don't look at your knees.
Kindle or book?
Don't give me that look.

Math or french?
No hitting the bench.
Movies or TV?
Different to see.

Apartment or house?
Not asking the mouse.
Clothed or nude?
Don't be a prude.

Climb or swim?
Pick on a whim.
City or town?
Might win a crown.

Spider Man or Iron Man?
Both is still a ban.
Cookie or candy?
Not whatever is handy.

Answer today.
Don't delay.
I must know.
Neither or both is a no go!

Now wasn't that fun? Don't you feel like answering a ton? You have to pick or they question asker makes it seem like they will give you a lick. That is just crass. But then again, I do lick my own little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

79 comments:

  1. Batman or Superman, touch one indeed
    I'll take Batman, & that cool-ass car that goes high speeds

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    1. Yeah Batman wins out
      Over that dumb boy scout

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  2. If it refers to my wife, I'm picking nude.
    Ninja or ninja wannabe... hey!

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    1. lol good pick for you
      What? Can't pick one of the two? lol

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  3. Sometimes, I would rather get beat with a stick than have to pick.

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    1. Be better in the end
      Then such a picking trend

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  4. The bad questions to me are the ones that ask things like, "Which would you rather do, eat a roach or go the rest of your life without chocolate?" I don't like lose-lose questions!

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    1. Yeah those are really lose lose and nasty as can be
      Then why would one have to do either at their sea

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  5. I had no trouble making saying yes to one and the other no,
    But for cats and dogs having both is the best way to go.

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    1. Yeah both is a win
      But you need a liveable, for dogs, bin

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  6. Math or French,
    both made me blench!
    That used to be lose-lose for me.
    Now I want to go on a math and French learning spree!
    Never would have predicted that one
    under my sun.
    Take care
    at your lair.

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    1. Hmmm you may regret that
      Of course then you can swear in french at the cat haha

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  7. It's better than 'would you rather,' which seems to lend itself to the most gross question concoctions ever made.

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    1. Yeah would you rather swim in a sewer naked as can be
      Or roll in manure at half past three?
      You mean something like that?
      Rather eat a gnat

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    2. exactly like that...and it's even worse when it's your kids asking such questions. "NO you gotta pick!!" I always opt out and say the game is too gross! And it is.

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    3. haha yeah they want you to pick
      And they can come up with things that are sick

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  8. I'm thinking you would be the one
    to choose cat over a dog
    never see choices that include
    a toad or a frog :)

    betty

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    1. Frogs hop higher maybe
      But both cats and dogs work at my sea

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  9. I always liked the woman/woman choices. Betty or Veronica? Mary Ann or Ginger? Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble? And so on...

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    1. lol yeah you can't go wrong with either or
      Even if they are essentially paper at their shore

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  10. Ironman, definitely. Math, absolutely.

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  11. Lots of choices. On the cat and dog deal, both are terrific. Some of the choices are very easy. Or a lot of them, one would be as good as the other. Happy Wednesday to all of you.

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    1. Yeah one would be as good as the other for a few
      And both cats and dogs work for our zoo

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  12. Don't ask a Libra to make a quick pick
    40 times change their mind, make anyone sick
    To order a meal, send you right up the wall
    I'd rather take my meal standing out in the hall

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    1. That would just annoy
      Bring no joy
      Throw them on a boat
      With a playful goat

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    2. Ah, sounds so familiar,
      to chose - not easy
      but people think we are
      indecisive...
      so make your mind
      at least one time :)

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    3. haha can be easy though
      Sometimes just make it hard at ones show

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  13. The ink spot test of blogs, eh?
    Superman, pickles, dogs, gerbils, bow, car, ninja, kindle, french, movies, house, clothed, swim, town, Iron Man, cookie.

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    1. Ink blot test indeed at my bay
      And your diagnosis comes out semi-okay

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  14. If I am told to pick I just give both a lick

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    1. Nasty as can be
      But then you get both at your sea

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  15. I'll pick one one day and the other the next

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    1. Easy way to get each
      And keep them in reach

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  16. Snow or rain
    One can be a pain
    The other a garden gain
    Both inspire my silly brain

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    1. Inspiration takes flight
      Making no wrong or right

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  17. Nip or vine?
    Nip, of course, although both are truly fine.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. Can chew and chew
      With either coming due

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  18. I choose one today, and another tomorrow. By the way, I like your new banner!

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    1. Glad you like it
      That way can be a hit

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  19. 'You Must Pick Or Get Beat With A Stick'
    Not the time to fool around nor stay meek
    Do just come on strong
    There is nothing wrong
    An 'either or question' means that it's a fix

    Hank

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    1. Yep, fixed in the end
      Wanting you to join the trend

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  20. oh my, life is so full of dumb questions but we always try to give dumb answers!

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    1. That we do
      Showing the dumb through and through

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  21. It was fun until I read where you lick yourself...lol

    Batman
    dogs or rats
    math
    apartment
    swim

    Aren't you glad you asked.

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    1. That cat is glad indeed
      Don't like licking at your feed? lol

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  22. gerbils or rats? about the same

    just a few differences including the name.

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    1. Both are small and hairy
      Both find a cat scary

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  23. Here goes:, Superman, pickles, cats, gerbils, hat, car, Ninjas, book, French, TV, house, climb, town, Spiderman, and cookie. Do I pass the test? :)

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    1. You passed a ton
      Cats is a big one haha

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  24. orlin N cassie

    mightee mouz; sardeenz, catz, lunch brake, pantz, motor cyclez, zombeez, books, trout, dee vee N dee, houz, furz, climb, beech,...uh....& both ☺

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    1. Bet pants are good
      And what? no burds in your hood

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  25. Ha, I have always preferred Superman over Batman and Spider Man over Iron Man! No question....I prefer dogs. Smiles. And I would not choose either math or French. Isn't there another choice on the table? We are always confronted with so many choices.....sometimes easy and sometimes hard.

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    1. Spiderman has waaaay better cartoons done
      Ironman is waaay better in the movie one
      Knew dogs from you haha
      Nope, those choices were the only two

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  26. You can pick your friends.
    You can pick your seat.
    But, heaven forfend!
    Don't pick your friend's seat.
    An awesome feat.
    But don't

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    1. What if your friend
      Is one on which you depend
      They have benefits galore
      And when you sit, they sit to and more?

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  27. Batman.
    Dogs.
    Hat.
    Truck.
    Ninjas.
    Book.
    House.
    Gerbils (in case Richard Gere visits).
    House.
    French [fries].
    Swim.
    Nude (her, not me).
    Town.
    Spider Man.
    Cookie.
    Sorry, cat.
    I picked dog.
    Imagine that.
    Better than frog.

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    1. haha look at you go
      With each in show
      Cheated though
      House twice on the go
      And pffft dogs are okay
      But that the feline will never truly say

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  28. I will go with the candy,
    I don't keep it handy
    I know I would eat it,
    I will have a big fit.

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    1. haha if its there
      Will snack like its rare

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  29. Batman or Superman? Batman of course
    but Superman is still a great force
    Climb or Swim? Swim with a sea horse...
    Spiderman or Ironman? Spiderman
    one for you Catwoman or Batwoman
    oh, let me guess Meowwwwww

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    1. haha the meowwwww would win
      All the time at my bin
      Swim with that seahorse
      Watched out for its recourse

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    2. Captain Pat and Truedessa did go into depth of the sea and well, a sea horse can be found there..

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    3. Helped them out
      As they swam about

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  30. I have no problem with picking between dogs and cats. grin.

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    1. lol yeah know which will win
      There at your bin

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  31. Your questions are much more tame
    Than what we ask in the "would you rather" game.
    If the answer isn't embarrassing to say
    Then it just isn't fun in any way!

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    1. haha didn't want to bring the search engine nuts
      Already have many in ruts

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  32. As always a post to cheer me up. having to catch up on my comments owing to eye problems. Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Glad it brought cheer
      When all is clear

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  33. Batman
    Pickles
    Cats
    Gerbil
    Hat
    Car
    Ninja
    Book
    French
    Movies
    House
    Nude
    Swim
    Town
    Spider Man
    Cookie

    Quite a list
    Nothing missed
    Chose very fast
    That was a blast

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    1. haha got them all
      On my wall
      Fine picks too
      There at your zoo

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