Sunday, October 26, 2014

A Little Halloween Limerick Scene!

The cat has not gone the limerick road in a while, so I figured it was time to turn that dial. I am sure Halloween will work just fine to go all limerick like for the feline.

A black cat was walking away,
When it crossed kids at play.
The children ran,
They weren't a fan,
Of possessed Aunt May.

When walking down the street,
A man stopped for a treat.
He got his fill,
With an exploding pill,
Becoming goo on the concrete.

A pirate was out on a date,
He found his second mate.
His first was home,
Not wanting to roam,
Waiting to turn him to fish bait.

There was a happy Halloween clown,
That was never able to frown.
The kids would tease,
He would yell freeze,
Spraying them with something brown.

A kid high on candy,
Thought an object was handy.
He ran up the street,
Showing his treat,
Stealing the toy of old Mandy.

A woman was stirring her pot,
Having come up with an evil plot.
She cast her spell,
Then gave a yell,
Theresa's hair got caught in the pot.

A woman was out of money,
So she dressed as a bee to collect honey.
The honey she found,
Was rather profound,
She should have been a bunny.

A man went dressed as a rock.
He thought his costume was a lock.
It had to win,
The Halloween pin,
It did and got pinned to his cock.

A ghost floated down the road,
Stealing candy by the bucket load.
It wanted more,
So continued to soar,
Finally hitting the commode.

An Oompa Loompa joined the parade,
Wishing this Halloween would never fade.
He got his wish,
Now friends with a fish,
Poor Oompa Loompa just wanted to get laid.

And there you are, some limericks with Halloween the star. The cat tried not to go too dirty as the search engine nuts may get even more flirty. But had to for some indeed, they just slipped out at my feed. Now I am through with the sass from my limerick writing little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

69 comments:

  1. A Halloween treat just fine to go all limericks
    Some scary episodes lately one gets to meet
    Do be careful
    Do the needful
    Humans turning into demons with lots of tricks

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch the trick
      Could get fooled some slick

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  2. I don't want to think about Oompa Loompa's getting laid. lol

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    1. lol not a good thought
      May give the brain dry rot

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    2. sounds gross

      too much orange up close

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    3. Orange an be fun
      But that much might not get none

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  3. This post of Limmericks took me back to my days living in N. Ireland some years back. Excellent post.

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    1. Was a fun one to do
      Glad some memories came through

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  4. Halloween is not welcomed at my bay
    Last year our kitchen window egged it got and that was no child's play
    Those who ran
    They thought they were having fun
    So this year we'll spend Halloween away

    Greetings from London.

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    1. haha or have eggs ready to return
      Make them feel the burn

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  5. There once was a young dietitian
    Said Halloween candy is not good nutrition
    Kids who came in her yard
    She handed out chard
    Next day cleaned egg off her car in contrition

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    1. lol that will teach her a thing or two
      Sometimes can't always do what's true

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  6. Yet another reason to avoid clowns...

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    1. When clowns and mimes put on a show
      The other way one must go

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  7. We enjoyed that, but those clowns do scare me a bit!

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    1. Their bright face is scary
      Plus that nose like a big red berry

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  8. yikes. need to watch those exploding pills
    that will wreak ills and bring no thrills
    when halloween chills on the doorstep,
    and what a mess when you hug a clown and
    get make up all up and down--there are spooks
    all around town...

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    1. No thrills at all
      Stuck to a wall
      A hung clown
      May sure frown
      But at least it can speak
      Maybe give its nose a squeak

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  9. with stench like the limbs of a zombie
    a girl came dressed as a donkey
    was hoping to score
    a virgin before
    woke up in the bed of a monkey

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    1. A bit of mating
      Before dating
      A monk and a girl
      For a whirl
      Cross breeds inflating

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  10. Don't want to meet that clown
    in my part of town
    afraid of the brown
    I think it would cause me to frown

    betty

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    1. Yeah a pooper scooper be in need
      A scary clown indeed

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  11. I have four black cats around all year...
    the seem extra festive during the Halloween cheer!

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    1. And the nuts who think they are bad luck
      Will stay far away from you which won't suck

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  12. Clowns are rather scary
    and make me a bit wary
    never did like them not one bit
    what's under that makeup kit



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    1. haha oh just wait a week or two
      And see what comes due

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    2. hmm..what are you up to cat
      perhaps, it is time for a chat
      a clown I might hit with a bat

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    3. You shall see
      What comes from me

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  13. Poor man and his cock was not a lock

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  14. Fun stuff, with all that goo
    and, er, fluff...

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  15. I don't know what's scarier. Oompa Loompa getting laid or clowns.

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  16. Wow, sexy Oompa Loompas and clowns shooting kids with certain browns. You really went for it, cat. But I have to say the rock/lock guy was where it is at.

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    1. Yeah he got caught
      Had to hurt a whole lot

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  17. Fish bait? Stirrin' pots? Hmmm... Someone makin' chowder for Hallowe'en and, if so, can I come for dinner?

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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    1. You can come and dine
      Always welcome for a feline

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  18. Aaaannd I'm still wondering why the French,
    Don't sit on the Halloween bench,
    How can they resist the crazy times at hand,
    Collecting candy in WonkySpooky Land,
    I think this year grandma's going as a wench.

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    1. haha guess they don't have the spirit
      Or they just fear it

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  19. Lol that was some limerick! I dont blame the wife for wanting to turn him into bait. Hmph!!

    I also thought you would like to know that I was silently assaulted by a mime today!!!! He made fun of how I was standing. Doesn't he know I always defend his kind against rhyming cats?? Rudee!

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    1. A limerick fun
      As some parts come undone lol
      See, the cat told you mimes are bad
      Should have trusted him at your pad

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  20. How good Pat to see your face,
    it's been ages since we touched base
    a few were risqué
    but laughs made my day
    Hoping the 'net won't erase!!

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    1. Did not erase
      Yeah be a while since an embrace
      Had a little fun
      With a few that were spun
      And even with a tied shoe lace

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  21. You're as reliable as the sun coming up in the morning, Pat!
    I found the man dressed as a rock very funny,
    given my geological background!
    Have a good week!

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    1. Rock and umm clock just play
      And yep, here each and every day

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  22. A pumpkin was put on a stoop
    He was gutless and candled to boot
    When kiddies came by
    He started to cry
    ‘Cause he wanted a part of their loot

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    1. Damn, left all alone
      No one to phone
      So he burnt out
      With one final shout
      He melted at the tone

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  23. That Halloween clown would scare me
    Sounds like quite a sadist to me.
    I think many kids are scared of clowns...
    with good reason!

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    1. Yeah they an be scary just like IT
      And cause many kids a fit

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    2. Well.. i'm not much for rhyming
      or timing.. but the Pat Hatt cat..
      does still draw me here.. to sit..
      a spell with cats that purr..
      and poet's who still whir it!

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    3. Let the rhymes fly
      Don't get poked in the eye

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  24. I'd wear the bee's dress
    to get honey for angst
    if there no rhyme
    and only the mime's
    allowed to trying impress...

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    1. hey a little honey can go far
      Could get more than you bargained for at your sand bar

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  25. There once was a guy named Pat
    Who had too much fun with his cat
    The poems had to rhyme
    Like sing-song and chime
    Commenters too, or they were called fat

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    1. haha not sure I called anyone fat
      But it sure beats being compared to scat

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  26. Those Oompa Loompas had to multiple somehow I guess, but I guess I just never thought of the how, hahaha

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    1. haha yeah don't really want to know
      How hey multiple and give their oompa loompa blow

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  27. Halloween is coming right up isn't it. Manzanita has a couple of Jailbird costumes that we might wear and scare....

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    1. haha the be quite the sight
      Go give all a fright

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  28. Man, my poor hair! I guess Halloween is all about scares, so my hair will definitely work after getting stuck and messed all up in that pot!

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    1. With a little hair
      Will be in for a scare

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