Monday, October 13, 2014

A Wannabe Comes For A Spree!

The Ninja Wannabe has come out to play, or maybe he had a clone do it at my bay. I guess one can never really tell. But even the clones added to my 100,000 comments, so what the hell.

Now the cat has a treat for thee,
It's a ninja wannabe,
He also plays guitar.
Are you secretly a big rock star?

I am a big metal rock star!
Although I don't play in any bar,
I jam all day on my electric Gibson,
Shooting out tunes like a machine gun.


Wow, so you kill their ears?
Does that get cheers?
Or are you like G.I. Joe,
With your electric machine gun in tow?

I hear cheers at the end of every show.
(Or are they cheering because I'm about to go?)
The Ninja sneaks off the stage with stealth,
Attacking fans are not good for my health.


The clones won't attack?
You need to send them back.
Stamp defective on their head,
Or I could just bury them in my litter bed?

Clones and litter don't really mix
Gets into parts I'd have to fix
Defective ones - back into the machine
Then they'll come out nice and clean


Do you go all Frankenstein and turn a dial?
Or is it more some sort of Matrix style?
I hope they don't get full of rust.
In Skynet do they trust?

No metal parts in these clones.
They're made with flesh, skin, and bones.
Must be careful when turning the dials,
Or you'll have Ninja clones for miles.


So you can't throw a dog a bone,
And leave a message at the tone?
Being so careful must be rough.
Now you proved you have the rhyming stuff.

Yes the Ninja can really rhyme.
Just don't ask him to imitate a mime.
Now time for me to teleport,
And return to my rocking Ninja fort!


See, and the ninja wannabe claims he can't rhyme. I can get everyone rhyming in their prime. It is a gift I guess. And he said it may end up a mess. I really should teach a class, adding more fame to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

107 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Starting again #1
      Where it had all begun

      Hank

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    2. Hank is back at #1 for how long no one knows..
      Enjoy your day Hank and Mary

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    3. Back with the crown
      As all others frown

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    4. Thanks Truedessa Ma'am
      It generates interests again!

      Hank

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    5. Vying for number one
      Back again as many give it a run

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  2. That's right, the cat can perform miracles and get even a Ninja to rhyme!
    Thanks again, Pat.

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    1. haha never doubt the skills of the cat
      He can give all a rhyming stat

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    2. Three words from thee
      That deserves a yipeeee

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  3. I fell asleep or I would have been here sooner. Hank beat me to posting first but I'll drink more coffee and stay up later. I can't rhyme to make a dime. :)

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    1. haha if I could make a dime with a rhyme
      I'd be rich in no time

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  4. oh come on...i want a video of the mime thing,
    as you make the guitar chords ring, i totally read that last word
    with a different vowel on first glance, and was thinking
    that was more bass than a gibson's got...ha

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    1. lol fart and fort
      Could be quite the retort
      The farting ninja wannabe
      There is a bad name for him to live free

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  5. The Skynet reference made my morning
    Made me think of T2, a movie that was anything but boring
    The third one was rather "meh" though
    I hear there's another one coming out next summer at the show

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    1. The first two were great
      Second was a sequel that added to the plate
      Third was meh indeed
      And 4th on sucked when it was freed
      5th one is on the way
      Along with 6 and 7 they say

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    2. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
      People for that would pay to see?!?
      Better to make one of your books
      Into a movie to entertain folks,
      Or make one of your own
      Full length right at home!

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  6. Those clones look familiar for some reason!

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    1. Those neighbors again
      There at your den

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  7. "The Ninja Wannabe has come out to play"
    With guitar Gibson and all every which way
    Comes away running
    He comes rhyming
    Not a clone but real wannabe in the making

    Hank

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    1. haha a real wannabe
      That works for me

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  8. Ninja Wannabee and his guitar
    Making fans from near and far
    He's a hit when he comes on the stage
    Tiz written up he's quite the rage

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    1. A hit with all
      From hall to hall
      Thanks to this or that
      Maybe he boozes them up first with a little tit for tat lol

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  9. It brings me cheer
    To see the Ninja rhyming here
    Ninja clones for miles <-great verse.
    I suppose it could be worse
    Specs of clones could help us all
    I'll take a mini-mini-Alex at my hall.

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    1. A mini mini one?
      That might not be fun
      Be microscopic and you'd be unable to see
      He'd be like a flea on your knee

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  10. That was fun!

    Miles of ninja clones....awesome yet terrifying

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    1. That may be scary
      Things would sure get hairy

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  11. A ninja cat would be so cute. Maybe my cats could be ninjas for Halloween. Guitar music is great. I like the country/western. Hey, I'm a Texan.

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    1. haha they'd have it off in no time flat
      You'd lose your arm if you tried to dress up the cat

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  12. What a great thing to see the Ninja rhyme. Be careful though, he can turn on a dime.

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    1. Yeah he may go back to normal speak
      Then that would send things up the creek

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  13. So, the ninja can indeed do rhymes
    playing metal, now that's not a crime
    wouldn't mind hearing your do a chime
    the cat is here everyday with a line
    what, you don't want to act like a mime
    as you hit the stage so many times..

    You know a ninja is mysterious
    as he swiftly goes here and there
    even rhyming at the cats lair..

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    1. The cat's meow
      May not wow
      But it will get you up early
      And maybe make Pat squirrely
      Mysterious you say?
      Pffft long underwear as a ninja suit is more scary a display lol

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  14. I doubt the ninja plays in a way to hurt the ear,
    Being interviewed by you surely fills one with fear.

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    1. haha you never know
      Where the cat will go
      Here and there
      Have to be aware

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  15. Ninja Wannabe anything at your sea
    if takes a guitar
    pour in a jar
    some mix of rhyming prix with no fee hee hee

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    1. No fee you say
      I'll take all the pay
      No fee for all
      Just give me a money ball

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  16. Who knew? A Ninja really can rhyme!

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  17. I thought that was a lot of fun;
    I was laughing when I was done.

    But a Ninja that doesn't mime???
    Ninja's do it all of the time!
    Sneaking in shadows with their swords,
    there's no use for many words,

    True, there's no white paint on their face;
    A black mask often takes its place.
    But even playing a guitar,
    a Ninja is a miming star!



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    1. Are mimes allowed to make noise
      As the guitar brings forth joys?
      Could a miming ninja be a star?
      Not sure all would be left on par

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  18. And so it goes on and on, everyone just rhyming away, even the ninjas. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Everyone can rhyme
      They just need the time for a chime

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  19. I bet rhyming helps with song creation

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    1. That it can do
      With many songs in view

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  20. I'm sure they aren't cheering him to go unless those clones run to and fro. (stole that from you) I can rhyme to.

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    1. Stole my to and fro
      But yeah with no clones in a row
      Probably a cheer
      As he was good on the ear

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  21. A rockstar ninja that can rhyme? Get this man his own sitcom, stat. And cloning is fine, but only if it's done Itchy and Scratchy style.

    Itchy and Scratchy

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    1. I want a kickback though
      For the reveal at my show
      Forbidden link
      Going all spammer at your rink? lol

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  22. I think he did a very good job
    at rhyming at your place
    but was there a little help provided by you
    to help him save his face?

    betty

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    1. I just started it off with a rhyme
      And he returned one in little time

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    2. Betty, my parts were all me. I was determined!

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    3. Determined to win
      And that you did at your bin

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  23. Who knew the Ninja had it in him. I guess Pat is right about his rhyme teaching skills.

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    1. The cat can get it through
      Even to ninja wannabes at his zoo

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  24. The Ninja's rhyme
    turned out just fine!

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  25. Replies
    1. Maybe he struck a pose
      Or counted his toes

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  26. orlin N cassie

    ninja wannabe
    can rhyme with the best
    az we can see
    featured heer aza guest
    N play a guitar
    yez that iz rockin
    santa comes soon
    get out yur stockin !!

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    1. Fill the sucker up
      Bigger than a cup
      So can fit lots of money
      Hopefully the money ain't funny

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  27. Thanks to everyone who has come by to gawk at my rhyming!

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    1. Not sure they gawked as good as Brian
      But they sire are tryin

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  28. A ninja wannabe can do whatever a ninja wannabe wants! I wouldn't argue. Smles.

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    1. lol can wannabe up something new
      Easy peasy at his wannabe zoo

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  29. Shooting out tunes like a machine gun.

    Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Cool rhyming.

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    1. Going all ninja turtles now?
      that may raise an eye brow

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  30. Mr. Guitar man will also make the music chats as well as the book charts.
    Great poem Pat,made good reading.

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  31. Ninja Wannabe
    As a Brit he's new to me.
    When yer said his name, you see,
    I said to myself, "Who is he?"
    I looked at the url you gave me
    I saw a little of what he might be. . . . he! he!

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    1. haha well what he might
      Could be a fright
      Maybe the wanna needs to stay
      Or just listen to him play

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  32. two rhyming masters in the same room... scary ;)
    Awesome interview/rhyming jam session

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    1. Was fun to give a go
      The ninja wannabe has some flow

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  33. We have two guitars - rather than the ten one needs,
    I was in a "showband" at school
    and everyone thanked for me keeping
    fingers off the strings
    and just pretending to strum
    ho hum

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    1. haha well at least you can pretend well
      That has to go over swell

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  34. clones and litter don't mix

    just ask Palpatine at six

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    1. Can keep the smell away
      Easy at ones bay

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  35. I hope that today
    was one worth living.
    Allow me to say
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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    1. Was nice and mellow at my sea
      That sure works for me

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  36. I'm impressed with Alex's rhyming!
    So much fun to read this two timing!
    Happy Thanksgiving at your bay ~
    Hope you had a happy day!

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    1. Yeah he did well
      Was a fine day where I dwell

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  37. Ninja has musical talent and rhyming abilities. He's already two steps ahead of me :)

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    1. Well it beats three steps ahead
      That would cause dread

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  38. lol at Theresa's comment above me... and agreed, he's two steps ahead of me too. :)

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    1. one step forward two steps back
      At least that you don't lack

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  39. This Ninja has talents galore
    As he rocks and rhymes at your shore

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  40. I think the Ninja does have a clone. There's no way that he can do all the things he does and be one person. ;)

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    1. You never know
      Could have clones running to and fro

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  41. The Ninja’s got the hip hop beat
    Time to get a synthesizer and hit the street.

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    1. Could bring in the dough
      And away he can go

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  42. Thanks again Pat!
    For this time to chat.
    And a chance to prove
    I can rhyme with a groove.

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    1. No problem at all
      Welcome any time at my hall

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  43. The Fearless Ninja soars,
    As his army anxiously awaits
    His powerful poetic encore!

    Julie

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  44. I haven't heard yet of the Ninja Wanna be. Got to head over and check him out... or is it a she.

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    1. It is a he
      Unless he is pretending to be a he and really a she

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