Friday, October 24, 2014

Might Be A While As Blabber Turns The Dial!

So there was a time when a big big blabbermouth gave a chime, then she went poof from her blabbermouth chime. Came back for a bit, then poof, took off in a fit. The cat got her to come back once more, although by the time this runs she may be back at her shore.

Back? Don't hold your breath,
Strawberries may bring her death.
The flip flopping blogger is here,
Can she still blabber off one's ear?

Anti-blabbers best get scared.
This girl is always blab prepared.
I am alive but hiding for a little while.
Blogging thoughts still make me smile.


Well at least you can hide with ease,
Go wherever you please.
Duck down and hide in the cupboard at your sea,
No one will ever find short thee.

The cupboard is your spot, silly cat.
I would never hide in a place like that.
I no longer go to my Starbucks nook.
I barley even have time to read a book.


Not time to sit at your nook or read?
That is just unbearable indeed.
Maybe don't shop for so much shampoo,
Then all kinds of time will come due.

The days and nights are way too short.
It leaves little time to do things for sport.
Yet, I always will make time for my hair.
Au natural blabber would give the world a scare.


Geez, no things for sport.
That has to put a kink in things at your fort.
Has to halt your glee of oui oui in french,
You're meowing can't like that monkey wrench.

I think another vacation is due.
Maybe ill come to canada and visit You.
The outhouse musuem is a must see!

Besides, I know the cat must miss me.


Didn't you just have one?
I guess nothing wrong with sand and sun.
Unless you step in something buried there,
Then you'd have to wash more than your hair.

I really enjoyed rhyming with you, cat.
Next time lets invite Pat.
Then he can bring his Walmart butt crack crew.
Im sure with them more than rhymes will come due.


And there is Blabber back. She really has a thing for the Walmart butt crack. I guess she stares at them every day. No wonder she has no time at her bay. Maybe she needs to do something less crass. It sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

94 comments:

  1. I think it's time for another holiday;
    Hanging around my crazy bay!

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    1. A holiday at home
      Is much cheaper than Rome

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  2. "was a time when a big blabbermouth gave a chime"
    Big blabbermouth was prepared 'if you don't mind'
    Anti-blabbers were scared
    She could get real mad
    Yes, why not visit Canada and be happy for a time

    Hank

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    1. Happy with an outhouse museum you say
      Hmmm that may go another way lol

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  3. You have an outhouse museum? You know, aliens must look down on that sort of thing and really wonder about us...

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    1. Yep, we must seem like cavemen or ants the anyone looking down
      And yeah there is an outhouse museum at my old town

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  4. I guess I have to agree
    Time also whizzes by me
    Think I'll come to Canada too
    And visit the museum loo
    They are energy efficient I hear
    No power bills all through the year

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    1. Time does fly
      With an oh me oh my
      It may stink
      But can save some money at your rink

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    2. No power bills... well, what d'you know...
      May end up with some extra dough at your Kitty Cat show

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    3. haha won't save much
      But a few cents and such

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  5. No need for an outhouse museum here. They still dot the landscape, I fear.

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    1. haha that many of them at your sea?
      Blah, be kind of nasty

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    1. I miss you too, Betsy! I'll be back real soon. :)

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    2. Awww a love affair
      Here at my lair lol

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    3. So I remembered the name blabbermouth... and I kept thinking, What's her name again? What's her name? New York if I remember correctly... Something to do with a baby... JAX. That's it.

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    4. Got it indeed at her new york lane
      After a while of racking your brain

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    5. Well, I'm surprised I even remember
      Might've taken me till September

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    6. That would be a year
      Need some oil on that brain gear

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  7. Eep!!! I love it!!! I just texted the viking to let him know I've been published in rhyme by the famous author, Pat Hatt!! Oh wait, no, by his cat. :P

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    1. lol not sure there is much fame to the name
      But hey, I'll take such a claim

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  8. A blabber who likes butt cracks? I must meet this Jax! Another great time in the house of King Rhyme.

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    1. Yeah guess she has a thing
      For walmart and the butt cracks it will fling

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  9. I'd like another vacation, but I'll pass on the butt cracks.

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    1. Seen one you've seen them all
      At the butt crack hall

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  10. WalMart is filled with Butt Crack Zombies!

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    1. Yeah might get eaten there
      One scary lair

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  11. TeeHee! More fun repartee between you and blabber. Walmart if filled with all kinds of scary sights, and I have to go there before tonight! Have a great weekend, Pat!

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    1. Hope you make it out alive
      And butt cracks you are able to survive

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  12. it is def good to hide
    when you need. just not inside
    drawers full of potpurri, did i spell that right
    its not the easiest to do by sight
    and speaking of sight, go by wal mart
    around midnite for a fright

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    1. I think I'll avoid that
      Midnight walmart would scare the cat
      Those drawers need to be avoided too
      Be scary at ones zoo

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  13. Nice interview
    with one of your crew
    praising her 'take',
    will she come back?
    blobbing away at Canada bay
    with Outhouse museum,
    Pat, Cassie, Orlin.

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    1. Who knows if the blabber will be back
      I stay away from such a museum though at my shack

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  14. Who would ever want to go to an outhouse museum?

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  15. I think I too would like to take a vacation
    I could go visit the cats space station
    I think I'll skip the museum of loos
    I can think of better things to do..

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    1. Seen one loo you've seen em all
      Especially at any bathroom stall

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  16. Walmart's full of 'em. My hubby just made our Disney video from the summer and ended it (the end, get it?) w/someone's rear-end. Such a silly guy (my husband, not the booty guy).

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    1. haha ended it with a little bit of butt
      One way to go at ones hut

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    2. Butt cracks galore
      At shore to shore

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  17. I hate Walmart. Which reminds me, I need some picture frames so I guess I'll be visiting today again. Oh, I'd rather be on vacation, at the beach, much sexier butt cracks there.

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    1. Well that isn't always the case
      Could be some scary butt cracks at that beach place

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  18. Just at Wal-Mart this morning
    did not see any thing that resembled a crack
    which is probably a good thing
    it would have stopped me in my track

    betty

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    1. haha would have had to stop and stare
      Could see some butt crack hair

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  19. i hope the strawberries don't bring death
    which would be sad and never made it to a walmart actually while visiting the states... i forgot to comb my hair when i left the house this morning - was in a hurry - ha

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    1. haha a good thing to never visit a walmart there
      Don't need to see things that are bare

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  20. Studying the Walmart butt crack
    Could take a lifetime
    Yet I wouldn't wish that project
    On the world's most evil mime.

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    1. Yeah if that was a job
      I wouldn't wish it on poor plumber bob

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  21. Too funny about the Walmart butt crack though not a joke,
    Every time I visit that crazy place, I see poorly dressed folk.

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    1. Yeah they are there by the ton
      Out of the house they seem to run

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  22. A blabbermouth, you say?
    Why that would ruin my day.
    Such an inconsiderate lout
    with diarrhea of the mouth.

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    1. Well at least no TP
      Would have to be wasted by thee

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  23. orlin N cassie

    we iz az late az late can bee two day N we canna even blame it on butt cracx

    heerz two a grate week oh end with plentee oh perch on yur platez ! ♥

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  24. I would visit an outhouse museum in a heartbeat
    much more interesting than other museums out there
    but hopefully there is no residue on the seat
    and no residual smell in the air.

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    1. haha the smell in the air
      Would sure be more than rare

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  25. Even though you're talking about Jax, everyone can't seem to get over the Wally World crack

    talk about whack

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    1. Yeah they seem to like the crack
      I guess they've seen a crack pack

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    1. Enjoy that
      Surrounded by the smell of scat

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    2. Better make that a zoo
      Ten million pigeons and some crows too

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    3. Could sell tickets for it
      It would be the umm shit

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    4. Too much competition as I live across the zoo
      They've got monkeys and rabbits too.

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    5. Need to get a bear
      Then you'd win at your lair

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  27. You sure know how to rhyme.
    You should... um... something -ime!

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    1. Well it was a good try
      As you let a rhyme fly

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  28. vacations are exhausting. I have decided that I won't fly again (at least with British Air).

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    1. Yeah the damn plans suck
      Better off taking a truck

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  29. As long as it's "oui, oui" in French
    And not wee wee, the stench!

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    1. Yeah first is better indeed
      Then what the second takes seed

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  30. I think a trip to Canada will do
    Better than Wally World Zoo
    Too many butt cracks there for me
    Way to much I don't want to see

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    1. Butt cracks galore
      Avoid them at my shore

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  31. So surprised to hear from Jax. What a wonderful thing that she would pop back in and say hello. This reminds me of just how many new faces there are around here. People who don't remember Jax. Makes me a bit sad Cat.

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    1. The cat had to get on her ass
      To do a rhyme pass
      Yeah so many new faces indeed
      Having little idea as they read

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  32. Wal Mart butt crack crew? I think you will find that in the plumbing aisle.

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    1. haha there fixing a sink
      Ass crack to the brink

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  33. Butt cracks and out house museums go together

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  34. Wonderful verse, my brother used to call me Blabbermouth...lol

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    1. lol common name
      To shout in the make fun game

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  35. Walmart butt cracks and outhouses. Such a tasty display here today.
    Thankfully I don't see too many butts at Walmart. Now, the busted can of biscuits bellies popping out over jeans and too tight shirts. We have those aplenty here.

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    1. America has plenty of those I heard indeed
      We have a few also at our feed

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  36. And to think I might end up at Walmart today
    After this, I might stay away!

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    1. Or look up and not down
      To view good old buttcrack town

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