Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Quite The Scene On Your Screen!

So with Halloween month now in full swing and the old Halloween Nazi giving her ring, the cat figured such monsters have to be insecure at their sea, after all, like the Halloween Nazi, they are creepy.


Insecure at your sea?
Just go crazy like me.
What? You can't do that?
Damn, making me work at my mat.

Frankenstein you're not.
You don't shout a lot.
Or at least shout it's alive.
Unless you step in a bee hive.

Dracula sure does suck.
See, you are in luck.
He sucks more than anyone.
Now go have fun.

Mummies are so great.
That all have a common trait.
 They are wrapped in TP.
That is worse than thee.

Werewolves have fleas,
From their head to their knees.
Plus they howl and scratch,
Giving themselves a bald patch.

So you top them,
And their phlegm.
Unless maybe if you are bald too.
Then you can be blue.

Zombies are grand.
They trot across the land.
They eat and never get fat.
They can easily go splat.

But no matter how much you stink,
You aren't the missing link.
They have you beat.
They have stinky zombie feet.

The creature of the black lagoon,
Even scares a dish and spoon.
One look and it makes them crack.
So no need for a heart attack.

At least you can see a blue lagoon,
And go out at noon.
That will perk you up,
Like a butt sniffing pup.

Insecurity all gone now? See, the cat can give a good meow. Just remember when push comes to shove, you can never stink or suck as much as the above. Now my wisdom has come to pass and even the Halloween Nazi got a dig from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

113 comments:

  1. "So with Halloween month now in full swing"
    With tricks up their sleeves waiting in the wings
    But it isn't very safe
    There were close shaves
    Kids shot at or mugged at door steps in a blink

    Hank

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    1. Yeah that is not fun
      Makes you just want to run

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  2. No, I don't think I can stink that much. Even at rhyming. At least we'll find out in two weeks...

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    1. haha that we will
      As rhyming from the ninja wannabe is at my hill

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  3. Well, if your mind draws a blank
    you can walk a pirate ships plank
    falling into the deep dark sea
    you might meet a monster or three
    two light hearted fools have no fear
    into the unknown their vessel they steer
    facing each new day come what may
    searching for that oasis called bora bay
    writing their stories with parchment & quill
    expanding their imaginations creates a thrill

    It's fall do the cat crawl..haha

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    1. Crawl around on the ground
      The cat may think you a hound
      Can just let things flow
      And a story shall show
      Away one can go
      Hopefully not stubbing a toe

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  4. "You aren't the missing link." Yeah, I like to think that, too.

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    1. They can prove that
      With their looks, stat

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  5. And at least you don't have the atomic breath of Godzilla,
    One whiff of that would surely kill ya.

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    1. Be toast and fried
      But you wouldn't know as you died

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  6. Yeah why be insecure
    And go cry'n in your beer
    The bartender's heard enough
    From every powder puff
    Just man and woman UP
    You'r not a butter cup
    Gotta ding your own bell
    Or you spend your life in hell

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    1. That you do
      One with it at your zoo
      Whine in another life
      All have strife

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  7. At least you didn't show us the zombie feet
    that would have been a trick instead of a treat
    now that the weather is turning cool
    I guess the cat will act a fool
    and try to make us feel secure
    once a month at his shore
    but I feel good already
    cause my book is going steady
    so it wasn't you that made me happy
    in fact, cat, you make me feel crappy.

    Missed me? haha

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    1. So I make you want to shit?
      Clean you out, I'm a hit.
      No exlax is in need
      When you have the cat's feed

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  8. Aw Elsie this crazy cat will show us again this terrible zombie feet!!
    What is Halloween nazi indeed?

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    1. Those feet shall return one day
      Just you wait at my bay

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    2. haha well I'm up to February posts now
      And they have yet to show their wow

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  9. Guess it is the month for Zombies and all kinds of scary things to go on. Beware all black cats. We have three here and they will protect us. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Have two black cats at the other sea
      And they are fine as can be

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  10. Yup. Insecurity all gone now. Thanks, Pat! Had fun reading this.

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    1. Glad it went away
      And hopefully long gone from your bay

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  11. Thanks for the insecurity assist. ;) I bet Theresa's already up and running getting those decorations out. I bet they're purty too. Though the cat one was funny... I forgot about it until now, hahahaha

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    1. haha yeah I bet she has many on the go
      Pffft to the cat one though haha

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    2. Those went up last weekend! I was on it! Though there were no dead cats in the graveyard this time ;)

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    3. lol wow you really got them up quick
      Halloween Nazi all ready some slick

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    4. Starting in September... blame it on being a blogger? Or a Halloween Nazi :)

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    5. The second is it
      For the blame at her Halloween pit

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  12. Oh yea, we all look good compared to those!

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    1. Just have to take a look
      And can find a plus at many a nook

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  13. Always good to remember we could be worse. We could be ghouls with a farting curse. Being a writer isn't so bad. Though insecurities do suck a tad.

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    1. Yeah that curse would suck
      No one around would be in luck

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  14. But vampires can be sexy... Except all the blood sucking and killing...

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    1. But they are just so dead
      Off with their head

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  15. Sure made me feel so much better.

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  16. The monsters of Halloween scare me
    I'd rather think about the Great Pumpkin!

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    1. No monsters for you
      There at your zoo?

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  17. I feel so much better now. Thank you!

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  18. Fleas on a werewolf. I never thought of that. Makes me itch just thinking about it.

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    1. haha yeah lots of room for fleas
      Makes one itch at the knees

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  19. No one can be as scary as those monsters, looking at least

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    1. That is true
      The looking part that comes due

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  20. Thinking about those scary monsters will sure banish the ghostly insecurities for another month!

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    1. Yep, we aren't like them
      Dripping loads of phlegm

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  21. You're right. Dracula definitely sucks more than I do! Thanks, Pat!!

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  22. Great verse Pat, got my broomstick out already.

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    1. Out and ready to fly
      Up into the sky

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  23. Look at you, getting all Halloween like too.
    Are you getting influenced by my Halloween love?
    Just be careful to watch out for the creatures you mentioned above.

    (Except for the biting ones. Those can be kind of fun lol)

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    1. The biting ones can be fun?
      I think I'll send them your way when down goes the sun

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  24. Mummies and vampires and werewolves...oh my!

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    1. On in tp, the other has a flea
      And the last drinks things that are nasty

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  25. i would not want to be the creature of the black lagoon...a hook in your mouth and you'd swoon...and there is not room in my life for zombie strife...i like my life...and dont want them braining my wife...

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    1. haha yeah braining your wife would be bad
      That sure would not be rad

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  26. How kind of you to reassure
    And make us feel much more secure;
    Compared to the likes of Dracula,
    We don't suck much any more!

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    1. Nope, no suck is had
      With them at one's pad

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  27. orlin N cassie

    de food gurl says everee day iz howl o ween round her place oh employ coz a all de damn zombeez that walk round... knot ....doin.... a.... damn ....thing, de vampires who suck up ta any one in command, de wer wolves who bee like nice az can bee one minit than ...stab yur bak, stab yur bak de next.... tho that kinda jeckyl & hide....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

    yea.....howl o ween

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    1. Time to get out of that place
      Don't you just love the rat race

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  28. Dear Pat, there are days when rain drizzles and sky stay gray and there's a chill in the air and I find myself wondering if I'm any good at writing. And then I cease with the self-pity and shake myself by the scruff of the neck and go to the computer and . . . write! Peace.

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    1. That is the way to be
      Write and forget the nagging stuff drudged up by thee

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  29. Halloween is fun

    and with far less sun

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  30. Not just Halloween stirring up trouble
    Darker days are bursting my bubble
    The garden is really beginning to droop
    And soon Trick or Treaters will be coming by the group!

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    1. Hopefully you just get the treat
      And no trick comes to your street

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  31. Werewolves having fleas...never would have thought of that. Good one;)

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    1. They have plenty of space
      For fleas to embrace

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  32. Oh right, I feel so much better now! lol

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  33. Thank you for your wisdom. It is greatly appreciated. I just hope I don't have nightmares tonight remembeingr all your creatures. :)

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    1. lol a side effect of my wisdom I suppose
      Hopefully it doesn't cause woes

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  34. You sure brought out all the monsters for this one.
    Great job. Well written and fun to read.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As i gave many a run

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  35. I can't figure out what's wrong with me
    that I don't come here daily just to see
    Your funny. or today, scary cartoons
    and then your rhymes are always about loons

    Insecurities are now gone, they fled in a jiff
    From some of these creatures it only took one wiff
    I'm even letting rhymes come out of my brain
    And having more fun than a fall hurricane.

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    1. haha can only come when you get chance
      To give the cat a glance
      But fun when you do
      And a ring rings on through
      Beating a hurricane is nice as well
      As fun is had where I dwell

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  36. Putting it like that makes everything seem great.

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    1. Glad that the cat can do
      Here at his zoo

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  37. I don't think I can add any more rhymes to this one, but my kids are excited about Halloween,

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    1. Halloween is fun
      when around in costume one can run

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  38. Thanks for the perspective on how low one can go,
    At least I'm better off than any monsters that I know.

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    1. Yeah high above them all
      There at your hall

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  39. Well, this explains why all those monsters are so grumpy. I'd be grumpy too if I was wrapped in TP or had fleas! (Thanks for stopping by Pooch Smooches!)

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    1. Yeah that would just be no fun
      Especially if the tp was already given a run

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  40. So true we are in the month of pumpkins and ghosts
    not sure what we will see that will cause a fright
    but maybe all will go well
    and Halloween will be a delightful night!

    betty

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  41. Clerical hysterical I say! Ha!

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    1. Yippee for you
      That the fright went boo

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  43. IWSG day and Halloween theme all in one? I love it! And I just might be crazy at my sea. ;)

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    1. A little crazy is grand
      All across the land

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  44. Loved the TP joke/is that why they all go up in a smoke? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Could very well be
      Can catch fire easily

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  45. I think those beasties
    Allayed the insecurities
    Of all those who write
    Well into the night

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    1. Good for something in the end
      With their creepy trend

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  46. I would hate to be a zombie...always loosing body parts and all....

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    1. Yeah that would be rough
      Things rotting off and stuff

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  47. Zombies would be the shortest lived supernatural creatures since they'd rot away to nothing. Molecules can't eat your face off.

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    1. Just have to outlast
      The rotting zombie cast

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  48. Nothing's more frightening on Trick or Treat,
    Than encountering a zombie with stinky feet!

    Julie

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    1. Yeah those feet will give you a fright
      Well into the night

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  49. A fun and witty tribute to the creatures of Halloween!
    How they would fare during Christmas remains to be seen.

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    1. Yeah they may freeze
      From the cool breeze

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