Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Round Twenty Seven And Still As Crazy As Round Eleven!

Here we are once more, still on a run at my shore. The search engines nuts just keep showing up. They come to my place like a bone calls to a pup.

"can humans be retromingency"

Ummm unless they came out the wrong way, I'll go with no at my bay.

"master deen.gocker"

The Gawker has fans that can't spell. At least he has fans, so what the hell.

"bus blow jobs"

Do I even want to know? I vote, hell no!

"some ride, some walk and some talk"

Some eat, some spit, some chew. See, I can do it too!

"his naked clones"

Sounds like they are looking for the ninja wannabe. Alex, did you go all nude-y?

"Free breast milk at my door"

That is service I suppose. Do they come and strike a pose?

"Matter is only what people believe"

Getting all cryptic at my feed. Or making me think, indeed.

"Starlight, star bright, can my daddy fight"

Where the heck did that come from? Maybe if daddy gets in some rum?

"Reminders to go play hacky sack"

Maybe a post it note would be a good thing to get your vote?

"The mummy bumping uglies with Fraser"

George of the Jungle and the Mummy in a tree? Now that is scary.

"1000 ways to make you rich."

I'll take one to scratch that itch. Come on, give me the best pitch.

"My toe is talking to me."

Chop the sucker off, quick! A talking toe can be a really prick.

"cars break and fail to run."

My, aren't you the insightful one. I bet you are the brains of the family under your sun.

"Is snacking on snails good for you?"

How should I know? Does this look like the rhyming bird show?

And now we have the winner of this round. It seems they toned the swearing and gas search down at my mound. Instead they now have the strange and new, at least that is mostly true.

"Chew fat on women and farting, big tun on"

That one is all Anne's fault bringing up the viking woman at my vault. But hmmm somehow I think that is a bit too kinky. Maybe they should stick to a slinky? The winner can't even spell with this pass, but it could not be passed up by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

110 comments:

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    1. Got on in
      Up early at your bin

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    2. Manzanita rules
      As Hank The Poetry Tanks drools
      I'm sure he won't mind
      With you being one of a kind
      And kind you are too
      Now, where's my shoe?

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    3. Yeah a little slip
      Hank lost his grip

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  2. Congrats Manzie
    Late with my entry!

    Hank

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    1. Hank
      Thanks but I don't ever try. You were just a few minutes late today.

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    2. Yes, Manzie Ma'am
      Lurking in the background
      Can bring dividends

      Hank

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  3. A daddy fight and chew on fat women
    More fun than go'n swimm'n?
    I guess not, the beach is all sand
    Best litter boxes in the land
    A beach where all sea gulls fly and squawk
    Bring your boat and find a dock

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    1. Already full of sea gull crap
      More humans fall for their trap
      Walk away with brown feet
      The sea gulls must think it sweet

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  4. "Round Twenty Seven And Still As Crazy As Round Eleven!"
    They would never let one off, nudging and harassing to get even
    But they can be fun
    Cheap wits on the run
    Just not to be bothered but one should take it to expose them

    Hank

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    1. Yeah fun to expose
      And see where it goes
      With a crazy run
      Makes for some fun

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  5. Free breast milk
    Sounds like it comes from the fetishist ilk,
    But did give me a smile
    And for that I'd walk more than a mile.

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    1. And here at my sea
      You don't even have to walk for such glee

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  6. Only naked in my own house. And no one better be watching.
    If you posted a thousand ways to get rich, I want to know about it.

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    1. you might get some peepers at your show
      as you walk about, to and fro...
      might be best to close the blinds
      unless you want to show your behind

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    2. haha yeah pull the curtains closed when you do
      Or like me a creepy old man may see you

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  7. 1000 ways to get rich
    sounds like a sales pitch
    snacking on snails on the go
    I guess if you like escargot...


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    1. Blah to the snails
      Off the rails
      The cat would rather have a juicy bug
      To shove in his mug

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    2. I only need one way
      Like maybe today?

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  8. My toe talks to me all the time. It usually says to me "Will you pull me away from this damn asshole!"

    You know, because I'm always putting my foot up someones ass.
    *crickets*

    Been a long time since I've visited this zoo
    But you know me, that's what I do
    I take some time off all for myself
    And put fellow bloggers back on the shelf

    Not much has changed in this land of rhyme
    I'll surely return, all in due time.

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    1. lol hopefully your foot gets a good cleaning
      Maybe even a toe fungus cleaning
      After being up so many asses
      Do you discriminant against any social classes?
      The cat keeps on the go
      With his rhyming flow
      Will be around for years to come
      And probably then some

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  9. imagining the bus a nasty place for that um ex-ercise
    so just sit back and enjoy the ride, um...i am glad i finally
    have a fan or two...even if they cant spell worth poah,
    phoo, poho, oh pooh

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    1. Yeah must be quite the ride
      Sometimes they smell like someone died
      A non spelling fan
      Beats one that is a flash in the pan

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  10. I love " my toe is talking me"
    I vote for it!

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    1. Can your toe talk too?
      Whatever will you do lol

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    2. Damn, you could have been a hit
      Youtube fans everywhere would have watched it

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    3. She votes for it?
      Well, at least it beats voting for some polutician... (as oppissed to... see there I go again... some politician haa)
      Okay... I need some sleep
      I sound like a creep
      eep!

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    4. haha sound a bit weird
      Must be santa's beard

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  11. Some searches confuse me to no end, but that is pretty easy!

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    1. haha searchers are nuts
      Must sniff lots of butts

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  12. Snacking on snails you say? My Hubs loves it when I make him snails. I personally think it is gross.... but I cook them anyway.

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    1. Nasty as can be
      Never want one of those at my sea

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  13. Hmmm -- farting is a thing I would never write about, though my grandson would. It must be a 'boy thing.' LOL

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    1. lol guys seem to have farting down
      Not afraid to do it all over town

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  14. Well another one where you lost me. But that is easy to do. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha sorry the cat leaves you lost
      Hopefully no brain cells were tossed

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  15. I laughed at the naked clones part.

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    1. Naked clones would be scary
      Especially if they were all hairy

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  16. eww to some of these today
    imagines in my mind I don't like
    will probably never want to ride a bus again
    and would rather take a hike

    betty

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    1. haha buses are nasty any way
      Germ filled things on display

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  17. I had to google "retromingency." Who knew? I sure didn't! These are wacky ~ I'm glad that they're finding you and not me, Pat! Have a good day where you're at!

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    1. Did that last year for the a to z
      Who knew backwards some can pee

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  18. What's weird about a toe talking to you? Mine does all the time. (Kidding!) Those were funny!

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    1. haha a talking toe
      Could bring one plenty of dough

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  19. Ok, a lot of those are nutty. Aren't you glad those people can only find you online?!

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    1. Very glad they only find me online
      The sight of them would scare the feline

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  20. Ya, that last one was definitely me. You see I'd forgotten the name of your blog so I just typed that in. And BINGO-BANGO, there you were, chewing the fat of your Viking Woman.

    Hey, is my poem thingy up tomorrow. I remember you saying it is scheduled for the 22nd. If so, I'll be in tomorrow.

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    1. haha I knew it was you
      Looking for the cat I chew
      Yep, all ready to go
      For tomorrow

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  21. I wonder what the toe was saying . . .

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    1. Watch where you pee,
      And don't stub me?

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  22. orlin N cassie


    faaaaaaaaaaaaa

    if they knead spellin lezzons....send em R way, we IZ de master oh linguistics ya noe !!!!

    yea....we troo lee used that werd....we canna bee leeve it R selves !

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    1. Wow look at you go
      All with the correct spelling flow

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  23. N ba jezuz ...we meened ta say........ linguini ♥

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    1. lol that makes more sense indeed
      For what you meant at the end of the comment feed

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  24. I still can't believe some people use full sentences to do their searches with, when usually a few key words will suffice.

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    1. Yeah some are so long that when you look in your search thing
      They don't show it all just a ..... they give a ring
      then you have to copy and paste
      To see how many more words they waste

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  25. WOW...bus blow jobs. Now THAT offers a vivid picture! HA HA HA HA The cat is in fine form today at his lair. I love it! HA HA HA

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    1. haha a vivid picture I'll avoid
      Would make anyone paranoid

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  26. Chalk me up to just another
    Who craves ways to get rich, brother
    But how did that get them here?
    I must have missed that post I fear...

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    1. Yeah I must have missed it as well
      Maybe that post went straight to hell

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  27. I think it was on Funny or Die--someone did a human version of Google where a guy sat behind a desk and people sat down and blurted out keyphrases. Found it--it was College Humor:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6947898/google-is-a-guy

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    1. Listening to people say what they want to search
      Would leave many in the lurch

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  28. That other link doesn't work--here it is on YouTube:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

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    1. LOL that was great
      Google being a person would sure make anyone irate

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  29. That last one is just ridiculous ~ Hope you are keeping warm Pat ~

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  30. I wonder if he chopped off his toe
    Or if someone gave the bus a blow
    Is Mr. Insightful pricing new cars
    Or simply trying to count the stars?

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    1. Blowing buses and chopped off toes
      They stars are hitting new lows

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  31. "his naked clones"

    Sounds like they are looking for the ninja wannabe. Alex, did you go all nude-y?

    This one is my fave. But all of these gave me a rave.

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    1. haha yeah the ninja wannabe strutting his stuff
      With clones maybe they can't get enough?

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    1. Matter is all a lie man

      Einstein and stuff I think I can

      that might of not made sense

      that guy sounds kind of dense

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    2. Dense seems to be the way
      With searchers at play

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    3. Cat... Adam removed a comment. That's nearly 100,000 minus one.

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    4. Oh well
      He added another keeping all even and swell

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  33. I hope i never meet who types these things

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    1. Yeah could be scary
      They could be far too hairy

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  34. can't say I'm much for snacking on snails

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    1. Yeah nasty as can be
      Maybe not for a kitty

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  35. they never disappoint!
    I wonder it that toe is out of joint?

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    1. They are always fun for a go
      Maybe the toe was in the know

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    1. Crazy searchers can be fun
      To give a run

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  37. People believe in matter?
    doesn't matter what you believe
    if your body's overeaten
    no skip nor flee...

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    1. Matter makes you fatter
      So have to move around and avoid the chatter

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    1. they are search engine terms that fine me
      You can find them in your stats at your blog sea

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  39. Haha the toe is talking to you
    Is it telling you how to get rich at your zoo? :)

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    1. That would sure be nice
      I'll listen to it twice

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  40. Talkin' toes? MOUSES! What HAVE you been readin'?

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  41. Talking toes
    Might solve all our woes
    Less foot-in-mouth
    When our mind goes south

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    1. That is true
      But what if there's two?
      They'd yap all day
      Wanting their say

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  42. Bus blow jobs and breast milk...hmmm. I need to check mine! Not my bus or breasts...my stats.

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    1. lol stats is what I would have guessed
      But it is good you confessed

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  43. I don't think Anne should get the blame for this one too..
    You're really picking on her lately at your zoo.

    I have a lady going a bit nutty over at my place...posting a mild objection on my blog, a bigger one on my Facebook, and sending over a long e-mail to grouch at me for featuring a baby app. I'm amazed she's so up in arms about it, she could easily just not visit, lol. People are silly...but I'd rather have that than people looking for those who stinker and allow them to chew on their fat (and ew, by the way). :)

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    1. lmao yeah there are plenty of nuts out there
      Weird how people whine and want to waste their time at their lair
      Simply not say a word and go away
      Be easier at the end of the day

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  44. Comments, comments
    You need some more
    Will two on one post
    Increase your score?

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    1. Will help me get there
      Here at my lair

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  45. Shaking my head, laughing out loud
    My dear friend Pat, you draw quite a crowd

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  46. Bus blow jobs. I can just imaging how many germs one would be taking home from that trip. Gross.

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    1. Yep, me and my ocd
      Would surely want to flee

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  47. Bus... what?
    How much for a ticket?
    (Just asking... for a friend.)

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