"can humans be retromingency"
Ummm unless they came out the wrong way, I'll go with no at my bay.
The Gawker has fans that can't spell. At least he has fans, so what the hell.
"bus blow jobs"
Do I even want to know? I vote, hell no!
"some ride, some walk and some talk"
Some eat, some spit, some chew. See, I can do it too!
"his naked clones"
Sounds like they are looking for the ninja wannabe. Alex, did you go all nude-y?
"Free breast milk at my door"
That is service I suppose. Do they come and strike a pose?
"Matter is only what people believe"
Getting all cryptic at my feed. Or making me think, indeed.
"Starlight, star bright, can my daddy fight"
Where the heck did that come from? Maybe if daddy gets in some rum?
"Reminders to go play hacky sack"
Maybe a post it note would be a good thing to get your vote?
"The mummy bumping uglies with Fraser"
George of the Jungle and the Mummy in a tree? Now that is scary.
"1000 ways to make you rich."
I'll take one to scratch that itch. Come on, give me the best pitch.
"My toe is talking to me."
Chop the sucker off, quick! A talking toe can be a really prick.
"cars break and fail to run."
My, aren't you the insightful one. I bet you are the brains of the family under your sun.
"Is snacking on snails good for you?"
How should I know? Does this look like the rhyming bird show?
And now we have the winner of this round. It seems they toned the swearing and gas search down at my mound. Instead they now have the strange and new, at least that is mostly true.
"Chew fat on women and farting, big tun on"
That one is all Anne's fault bringing up the viking woman at my vault. But hmmm somehow I think that is a bit too kinky. Maybe they should stick to a slinky? The winner can't even spell with this pass, but it could not be passed up by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.